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johnofthesea , in survival optional.

I’ve been fined on German highways for going too fast. Memes like these are myths. It is based on fact that there is no default upper limit on highway. But there are speed-limit signs on German highways.

ArcaneSlime ,

I think it’s based on the (fahrt fahrt fahrt auf den) Autobahn. Now, I’m not german so I could be wrong, but here’s what wikipedia says regarding speed limits on the autobahn:

Much of the system has no speed limit for some classes of vehicles.[1] However, limits are posted and enforced in areas that are urbanised, substandard, accident-prone, or under construction. On speed-unrestricted stretches, an advisory speed limit (Richtgeschwindigkeit) of 130 kilometres per hour (81 mph) applies.[2] While driving faster is not illegal in the absence of a speed limit, it can cause an increased liability in the case of a collision (which mandatory auto insurance has to cover); courts have ruled that an “ideal driver” who is exempt from absolute liability for “inevitable” tort under the law would not exceed Richtgeschwindigkeit.

So, it certainly seems there is a basis for the jokes, even if they aren’t 100% historically accurate.

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  • cuacamole ,

    You can totally go 250km/h on the A5 from Frankfurt to Darmstadt, if traffic allows it. That wont always be possible, but typically if it isnt during work traffic, 160-200km/h is doable comfortably, even on other parts of the Autobahn

    The longest unrestricted part that ive driven should be the A71, where you can go longer passages without restrictions, save for the tunnels.

    teuniac_ ,

    You’re forgetting that my car doesn’t go faster than 150km/h, and even at that speed the battery lasts way shorter than at a comfortable 120km/h🤡

    Fuel consumption at 200km/h is almost double compared to 120km/h, so who has the cash anyway. And even if you do, is it worth it? Nah.

    miss_brainfart ,
    @miss_brainfart@lemmy.ml avatar

    If there are people in the middle lane and you blast past them at double their speed, that could be seen as unsafe

    First comes the Porsche, who then gets bullied off the left lane by a Lamborghini, who then gets bullied off the left lane by an Audi RS6.

    That’s Germany

    Bigmouse ,

    You forgot about the Ford Focus bullying the Audi off of the left lane.

    “Was is’n des für ein Kombi? Der macht ja voll Terror!”

    miss_brainfart ,
    @miss_brainfart@lemmy.ml avatar

    Legendary video

    rimjob_rainer ,

    An Autobahn has per default no speed limit for cars, except when there is one indicated by a speed limit sign. But there are many parts on any Autobahn without speed limit signs, so in reality you can very often drive as fast as you want.

    There are many opportunities to drive with 200km/h or more if you want, but often the traffic prevents going with this speed for longer than a few seconds or minutes.

    OceanSoap ,

    Plus, anyone who has traveled in South Asia or South America knows that Germany is much, much more safe to drive in than most of the rest of the world.

    Flumsy ,

    About 1/3 of the Autobahn has speed limits. The other 2/3 dont have a speed limit

    henfredemars , in anyone?

    Honestly forgot it was a thing. I figured that it had disappeared by now.

    OurToothbrush , in Don't be fooled Billy, it's not really a job, more of a parasitic relationship

    ITT leeches saying “actually consuming your blood is providing a vital service and takes a lot of work”

    Or worse, theyre just aspiring to be leeches

    nodsocket ,

    ITT angry communist noises

    PeddlingAmbiguity ,

    Holy fuck the “everything I remotely disagree with is communism” shit in this website is seriously annoying, did I time travel to 1950s America or something. Like I think lemmy might legitimately be the worst for it. it’s putting me off coming here.

    winterayars ,

    Naww, you regular traveled to modern America.

    Night ,

    Are the 50’s making a comeback over there? should i expect Elvis impersonators returning to the mainstream or something?

    tocopherol ,
    @tocopherol@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

    Maybe branch out to another instance, I got here through lemmy.dbzer0.com, instances other than lemmy.world seem to be much more tolerable if you are tired of those sorts of comments.

    OurToothbrush ,

    You’re on lemmy.world which is an anti-communiet instance.

    workerONE ,
    OurToothbrush , (edited )

    Yes, successful land reform movements have historically been lead by angry communists, thank you for pointing that out for anyone who might be interested in a little land reform that their best bet is to look into communist strategies of land reform.

    Mothra , in That damned smile
    @Mothra@mander.xyz avatar

    I’m more horrified at the lack of bed linen

    SuckMyWang , (edited )

    “Don’t worry baby, those are sour cream stains from the nachos I spilled the other night.”

    NegativeLookBehind ,
    @NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social avatar

    "...That other one is bean dip"

    TokyoMonsterTrucker , in The nerve of these corporations

    Care-washing: the greenwashing-adjacent pretending to give a shit about anything other than sloppy blowjobs for your board, top executives, and large shareholders.

    SnowdenHeroOfOurTime ,

    Which company is giving out BJs? I probably want to invest promptly

    ComradeChairmanKGB ,
    @ComradeChairmanKGB@lemmygrad.ml avatar

    I dont know about BJs but apparently Activision-Blizzard has free breast milk.

    SnowdenHeroOfOurTime ,

    Giggity

    llama , in Not today, sorry.
    @llama@midwest.social avatar

    It’s getting ridiculous though like even gas stations are starting to ask. Like sorry why should I leave a tip to get a Snickers and bottle of water rung up?

    incendiaryperihelion , in Tis the season

    ill make that trade

    StalksEveryone ,
    @StalksEveryone@futurology.today avatar

    good idea i’ll wait around here, things might get sexy afterwards

    jscummy ,

    Hot goth gf and I get to die? Win-win

    Stern , in I get it now
    @Stern@lemmy.world avatar

    Goth gf and tomboy gf fighting over vague boy one can self insert into

    mycatiskai ,

    Corpse and puppy fight over attention of barely described placeholder.

    RegularBard , in I'm well practiced in the art of lalalalalalalala-I-can't-hear-you
    @RegularBard@kbin.social avatar

    I'm glad this site has reached the point where raccoon memes hit my page. More, please!

    ElBarto ,
    @ElBarto@sh.itjust.works avatar

    That’s how I measure the success of websites by how much raccoon memes they have.

    miss_brainfart ,
    @miss_brainfart@lemmy.ml avatar

    Raccoons are just great, aren’t they. Like, I have this book with photos from NatGeos’ Comedy Wildlife contests, and raccoons occupy quite a few pages.

    I think that says a lot about them already

    Cleverdawny , in International game of 'Food Telephone'

    Potatoes are a food native to the Americas and the Belgians claiming them is cultural appropriation. French fries are Chilean.

    qwerty ,

    This is a joke, right?

    mayonaise_met ,

    Spaghetti is an Asian-Native American fusion dish.

    Cleverdawny ,

    Kinda but also, it’s true. Potatoes come from the Incan Empire

    F4lcon ,

    Which has practically nothing to do with Chile lol more like Peru / Bolivia

    Tbird83ii ,

    What about Chile fries? (I jest).

    Cleverdawny ,

    All three, tbh

    chrizbie , in The race for "Worst Dumpster Fire" is heating up. Everyone place your bets!
    @chrizbie@lemmy.nz avatar

    Elons shenanigans has to be worse than spez surely

    SlopppyEngineer ,

    Spez just copies what daddy Musk does, so give it some time

    cooopsspace , in Please stop the ride, I want off

    Gen Z - radiation and climate change.

    SpookySnek ,

    Most of gen Z are in their 20s, I thought we counted as the last spiderman :(

    insomniac ,
    @insomniac@sh.itjust.works avatar

    The reality is that all 3 are full of micro plastics. And there’s some overlap in the Teflon lead generation. And non stick material is still not all that great.

    Really, the only problem we’ve solved kinda is lead, unless you’re poor.

    SpookySnek ,

    To be fair most people still cook with teflon, albeit PFOA-free, so we’re still actively consuming teflon. And the worst part? You need to use plastic cooking-utensils with teflon pans. And as plastic utensils wear down they shed lots of microplastics straight into your food.

    I’m usually very sceptical about things that “might supposedly” be bad for you, but even I refuse to buy any teflon pan and/or plastic cooking utensils. I now use cast iron with steel utensils :D

    vox ,
    @vox@sopuli.xyz avatar

    what radiation?

    Draedron ,

    With how much reddit and lemmy suck up to nuclear energie, I dont doubt that our ground water will be fully poluted with nuclear waste soon

    SpookySnek ,

    Where would the nuclear waste come from?

    troglodytis ,

    Atoms

    Fallenwout ,

    Atoms decaying *

    bufordt ,
    @bufordt@sh.itjust.works avatar

    Pfff. You can’t trust atoms. They make up everything.

    prole ,

    Yes, as that is a well known regular occurrence with modern nuclear power plants…

    random65837 ,

    If you knew anything about how that works (or how to spell energy) you’d realize what a stupid statement that was.

    dangblingus ,

    Nope. Still microplastics.

    Fallenwout ,

    Radiation? That’s were the lead poisoning comes in handy ;)

    MeetInPotatoes , in Please stop the ride, I want off

    Is Uncle Asbestos coming?

    Adalast ,

    That’s great-grandpa.

    droans ,

    I mean it wasn’t banned until the 70s.

    naeap ,
    @naeap@sopuli.xyz avatar

    It’s still in use in many parts of the world
    Russia is the biggest asbestos exporter

    droans ,

    And it used to be Australia.

    Everything there is trying to kill you!

    ipkpjersi ,

    Depends on where you live. In some countries it wasn’t banned until the 80s, 90s, or even later.

    psud ,

    My mother (a boomer) died of an asbestos cancer (one of the better kinds of asbestos deaths) because her mother used asbestos heat spreaders on the stove

    Those were asbestos cloth and they slowly disintegrated during use (between the stove and the pans) putting asbestos fibres into the air

    pastermil ,

    He’ll do asbestos he can to make it!

    Ddhuud ,

    Great grandparent of these yutes.

    1847953620 ,

    Right inside of you (r lungs)

    Th4tGuyII , in just a reminder!
    @Th4tGuyII@kbin.social avatar

    I find it hard to believe that all of the guards meant to be watching over a high-profile prisoner on suicide watch just happened to disappear at the same time the multiple cameras also meant to be watching over him failed, and those both happened to coincide with the period he's said to have killed himself.

    Either it's unimaginably high levels of incompetence and neglect, or somebody paid off a bunch of people. Considering it was rich pedos who wanted him dead, I don't find the latter unreasonable to believe

    BilboBargains ,

    On the other hand, given that he had already been convicted of sexual abuse crimes and was contemplating spending the rest of his life in prison, there’s plenty of motivation to kill himself. It’s convenient for his pedo friends but there’s no incontrovertible evidence that anyone else was involved.

    Zron ,

    He just happened to pick the exact right moment when the cameras were off and the guards were away?

    Num10ck ,

    and typically people who are committing suicide aren’t screaming bloody murder

    jaybone ,

    Did someone say he was screaming?

    Num10ck ,
    RaivoKulli ,

    Wasn’t the prison like an overcrowded hellhole with way too little guards who didn’t do their job and shitload of broken cameras anyway?

    Not saying it couldn’t have been a conspiracy but also learning about how shit that prison was makes one wonder if it could’ve just been that enabling him to do it

    Th4tGuyII ,
    @Th4tGuyII@kbin.social avatar

    There is absolutely motivation for him to have done it, and I don't necessarily disbelieve he was involved in his own death.

    I firmly believe that somebody at the very least greased the required palms to make sure nobody would be around, otherwise the fact that there is no footage and no witnesses to to the death of someone so high-profile and supposedly well guarded becomes almost unbelievable.

    saigot ,

    Yeah I think epstien killed himself, but I think its plausible someone enabled him to do that. But prisons are also grossly negligent and incompetent most of the time.

    m0darn ,

    Yeah, I think it was conspiracy to commit suicide.

    state_electrician ,

    Never explain with malice what can equally well be explained by incompetence. I readily believe that the conditions in prison are awful, tech ain’t working and people are not doing their jobs. In any other case everybody would believe that too. I also believe that someone who’s sure he’ll die or spend a very long time in prison will prefer suicide. If I’ve learned one thing from rich, influential people it’s that they’re not exactly competent and couldn’t’ve pulled of a murder like this without people bragging about it left and right and leaving a massive paper trail. Sadly, the suicide is just the easier, more plausible explanation.

    Th4tGuyII ,
    @Th4tGuyII@kbin.social avatar

    I am aware of Hanlon's razor, and usually do give benefit of doubt for exactly that reason. People are often just as, if not more stupid than they are malicious.

    Having said that, it is just inconceivable to me that such grave incompetence would come about when the person in question is quite literally the golden ticket to apprehending the pedo-ring to end all pedo-rings.

    I don't even necessarily disbelieve that he killed himself, the motives are there - but I do firmly believe that at the very least somebody greased palms to make sure there were no witnesses to prevent him taking his life when the opportunity arose. Given the amount if corruption amongst the police, that is certainly something I'm willing to believe

    state_electrician ,

    I don’t believe any of that. To the people who actually handled him he was just another inmate and that’s where the incompetence and apathy come in. There’s been a lot of inmate deaths in the news recently, which strengthens my belief. For many people Epstein was important, but I don’t think the grunts in prison gave a crap who he was.

    winterayars ,

    I mean no need for people to be paid, i’d believe the guards did it and just covered it up.

    theyoyomaster , (edited ) in Glad I don't have a balcony in my apartment

    Edit It has been pointed out that I latched onto the color and shape of the grill that is generally on the sportier Ford Foci and forgot about the 2012 base model. I hate when people delete comments and leave a graveyard of broken context so I’m leaving it up but I was wrong on what the blue car is.

    Interesting, the blue car is clearly a ‘09 Ford Focus RS but it appears to be in Nitrous Blue, a color only available on the ‘16-‘18 Focus RS. Seems very specific.

    Seventhlevin ,

    Boy, I hope somebody got fired for that blunder.

    theyoyomaster ,

    Not a blunder, just something very specific. I’ve seen mk3 RSs repainted to the mk2 green. I wouldn’t be surprised at all if someone did a mk2 in mk3 blue. It’s an enthusiast only detail that wouldn’t normally happen by accident so I’m wondering what the reference for the drawing was from.

    cooopsspace ,

    Wow I wish I was as talented as you, except in a real marketable skills.

    MajorMajormajormajor ,

    Shit, do we have a murderedbywords community here yet?

    DakRalter ,
    @DakRalter@thelemmy.club avatar
    theyoyomaster ,

    I mean, I have highly marketable skills. I also just own a ‘17 RS in that color so it just stood out.

    JustAManOnAToilet ,

    Uh, BBC? Yeah, this guy right here can be your James May fill in on new Top Gear.

    revoopy ,
    theyoyomaster ,

    I guess I’m just so used to seeing STs and RSs over base models I go looking for them everywhere. The color, which could just have been an artificial shift during the drawing or sharing process, changed the hue to really match the RS color making me go instantly to the sportier line.

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