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GreenPlasticSushiGrass ,

End quote asana.

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Return to Homr.

Also: 5 meters is getting close to scary high to jump down from. These monkeys were baller. Peanut earned.

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Perfect pump!

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Exactly who is checking on whose muffins here?

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Bro put the punchline in the title.

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Using LYNX on a monochrome terminal in the university computer lab. Yes, I'm old.

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Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball.

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I can accept the cutlery-divergent! But not autistics. Fuck them.

(Here's a /s for those who think I'm serious.)

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Do I have to pick one? Shoestring fries, waffle fries, tater tots, home fries, steak fries, garlic mashed potatoes, potato pancakes made from leftover garlic mashed potatoes, curly fries, funeral potatoes, and Greek potatoes are all awesome. I'd also like to try to make patatas bravas sometime. I'm guessing they will also be awesome.

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They got their name because they're the kind of casserole you bring to family gatherings. They got popular because of crispy cheesy awesomeness.

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1ft.io displays that article, albeit without many of the images. Link.

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This is our boy, Jude. He's silently judging Eddie for being so silly. Somehow, I think Eddie doesn't care.

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Hey, now! Moscow Mitch hates being called Moscow Mitch, so we probably shouldn't call him Moscow Mitch because the nickname Moscow Mitch might become popular again and that would upset Moscow Mitch on the day that Moscow Mitch announced that he's stepping down from Moscow Mitch's leadership role.

GreenPlasticSushiGrass ,

A wakeyuppyman is never late, nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to.

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It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.

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It sounds like a low-rent Hulk. Grodge SMASH!

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I'm not messing with that soft paywall. Are they saying that parents who let their frozen embryos go bad in the freezer are guilty of murder or manslaughter?

GreenPlasticSushiGrass ,

Mojo Dojo Casa House.

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Halloween is 8-1/2 months away. There well probably be at least three Dollar Generals in that building by then.

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Biden should be talking up the soft landing every time he answers a question, imho. Uncle Joe saved us all a lot of pain with that.

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TIL that Gus Johnson is a time traveler.

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I like the cut of your jib, fediverse stranger!

GreenPlasticSushiGrass ,

But Daredevil could still "see" her, using his powers. For me, that would be a dealbreaker, but who knows? Maybe he's into gorgons.

TIL about the gameboy accessory that gasses kids to sleep for surgery (www.destructoid.com)

A new piece of medical equipment is being tested right now called the Pedisedate. Basically, it is a headset that is placed on a child before they are admitted to surgery. The device connects to a Game Boy or portable CD player (yup, not a Nintendo DS or iPod — apparently the Pedisedate also transports you to 1996) and a...

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Who thinks they can complete more levels that me before losing consciousness?

GreenPlasticSushiGrass ,

I approve of angry goats harassing police and suggest the addition of angry geese

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Added to my wallpaper folder. Thanks!

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But what about second breakfast?

GreenPlasticSushiGrass ,

You haven't felt the struggle until you've taken the baking soda from the kitchen to brush your teeth with until payday. Extra points if it was a refrigerator deodorizer.

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Flashbacks of grad school!

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I loved having chickens, but sometimes you can tell they're little dinosaurs. One time I was doing something near the chicken run, and all six of them suddenly went quiet and dead still. Then a wasp flew through the run and one of the hens jumped about 2-3 feet off the ground and knocked it right out of the air. Another hen ran over to where it landed and ate it. It was all over in about 15-20 seconds, the birds went back to acting normal and I'm just standing there going, "Damn!".

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It's included with our cellular plan. If they drop it, I be returning to the high seas, yarr.

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I really enjoyed the live-action One Piece series much more that I thought I would. Other than that, we'll watch the occasional bad horror flick or goofy comedy.

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A lot of TNG episodes would have been shorter if she had Troi's job.

Picard: "These fishy-looking ambassadors arrived in hibernation."
Lwaxana: "They're not ambassadors, they're terrorists. They have a bomb."
Picard: "Thanks, L"

Security arrests fishy dudes
Roll credits

GreenPlasticSushiGrass ,

Did you just misspell Florida twice?

GreenPlasticSushiGrass ,

Estos pretzels me están haciendo sediento.

If Trump and Biden both died today, what would happen?

Imagine the following scenario: On the 9th of January 2024 in the morning we wake up to news that President of the USA Joe Biden suffered a stroke and died in White House. The administration confirms that the death was entirely natural and no third party contributed to it. Even before the news reach all TV stations another one...

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I'm not sure anyone on the dem side would primary Harris, however. If she is primaried, Gavin Newsome would probably be sworn in about this time next year.

On edit: jmho

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https://imgur.com/a/QDVziAH
This is our oldest tom, Jude, aka Big Sexy. He likes that, pose, too.

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HDMI cables. . The cheap ones and the expensive ones have the same specifications

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"Before, I used to buy eggs for 70 rubles ($0.78) a dozen. Now they cost between 130 and 140 rubles ($1.45 to $1.56)—twice as much," Ilia Zaroubine, a 21-year-old student, said.

I realize that it's probably a greater percentage of total wages, but by US standards, that's still dirt cheap.

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I'll be in my bunk.

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A clothed female? Clearly this did not end on Ferenginar.

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You have to give The Expanse a chance. I had no idea what was going on for most of the first season, but I really enjoyed the world-building and character development. It pays off later.

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Thanks!

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Electrolytes.

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From this day forward, all of my hams will be characters with googly eyes.

Jury Orders Giuliani to Pay $148 Million to Election Workers He Defamed (www.nytimes.com)

A federal jury on Friday ordered Rudolph W. Giuliani to pay two former Georgia election workers more than $148 million for destroying their reputations and causing them extreme emotional distress by spreading baseless lies that they had tried to steal a victory from President Donald J. Trump after the 2020 presidential election....

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Damn. I bet all those legal fees that Trump owes him would come in really handy right about now.

GreenPlasticSushiGrass ,

As a wise man once said, "Sometimes I sits and thinks, and sometimes I just sits."

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I loved the live action One Piece much more than I thought I would. Just realize that it's goofy and go along with it and you'll have fun.

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