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Zozano ,

Discharge though. Ew.

Zozano ,

For the uninitiated, to be “ratio’d” means you had more comments than likes.

Because there are no downvotes on Twitter, being radio’d is synonymous with a shit take.

Zozano , (edited )

Maybe his timing was thrown out because some of them were ticks.

Zozano ,

Before covid everyone was shaking each others hands. I can guarantee you that not all the handshakes I’ve had were clean, because I sometimes didn’t wash my hands after having a wank.

Zozano ,

I’m old enough to experience slang which isn’t native to my generation. But let me just say, this current generations slang is the shittest in a long time.

Previous gen slang (fam, lit, yeet) was a 6/10

Current gen slang (frfr, no cap, rizz) is 2/10

Next gen has such a low bar to beat, it’ll be hard for them to fuck this up.

Zozano ,

Kinda surprising given the knowledge we have that teens even want to use it.

I hope the next generation of teenagers think social media is cringe boomer shit (because now, it basically is).

Zozano ,

You sound like a cunt, and I mean that in the nicest possible way.

Don’t talk to people so condescendingly, if you don’t know what I mean, then ask me to clarify, instead of creating a strawman.

Zozano ,

No, I think you were right the first time, when you said you don’t know what I mean.

Zozano ,

I mean… The child never saw who gave birth to them, so there’s that…

Zozano ,

The chances of extra terrestrial life to have visited earth is very, very small.

The chances of life to occur are small enough,

The chances of evolution to pass through multiple extinction events and producing a being capable of higher intelligence is even smaller,

The chances they have done this faster than humans is smaller still,

The chances they have evolved close enough to us to have visited is near impossible.

The universe is huge, there’s almost certainly life elsewhere - but to ask whether they visited earth is like speculating on whether ghosts exist.

Also the universe is expanding at such a fast rate that unless we develop faster-than-light tech, we will never reach another solar system.

Zozano ,

I’m pretty much on board, though how much anyone can agree is a matter of relativity.

We know about the closest stars and the planets within them, and based off spectrometry, we’re confident the planets “close” to us haven’t had life, though they might be capable.

The chances of there being no mass extinction events in the millions of years following abiogenesis is arguably smaller than surviving the five or so we’ve had. Given everything we know about astrophysics, we owe the asteroids a few clean hits, we have been astronomically lucky, and that’s not even taking into consideration every other cause of mass extinction.

15 billion years is still considered early in the grand scheme of things, it’s likely that we are the early ones. A billion years head start is plausible, sure, but it’s certainly less plausible than our existence.

All of this is to say that life is rare enough without them being a stones throw away.

And this is all disregarding any possible intent behind a visit. Any being capable of space travel does not need our resources.

Unless they’re sex tourists, which would explain all the anal probing.

On second thought, I choose to believe.

Zozano ,

Wait, what?

That’s like saying you don’t have to drive faster to win, you just have to cross the line first.

Zozano ,

What the actual fuck? I thought it looked poorly shopped, but it’s legit.

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I choose to believe Gabe had stored all that energy for just such an occasion.

Zozano ,

Can’t blame you, it looks like Gabe’s head was cropped and stuck on some random guys body, then airbrushed around his beard.

Zozano ,

Statistically better than the choices I’ve made thus far I suppose.

Zozano ,

Two things:

  1. It sounds like you are blaming yourself, which is hard not to do when everything seems futile - but how you frame things is part of CBT.

You are responsible for the choices you make, but there’s a difference between learning, and beating yourself up.

Once you understand the underlying causes for your decisions, you become a different person, and it becomes harder to associate those old thoughts to who you are now.

  1. Don’t put all your eggs in one basket. Be cautious of anyone who will accept the task.

I used to think my parents had shit figured out, then I realised how dumb they were.

Then I thought I had shit figured out, then I realised how dumb I was.

Then I thought I found my own guru who had shit figured out, but then I realised how dumb they were.

If you get lucky and find someone who provides valuable insights, understand this is gambling - eventually they will give bad advice.

Zozano ,

I fucking hate that I learned what this means a month ago.

Bought myself a ZigBee coordinator and started pairing some devices.

Sweet! That was easy, now all that’s left are the Tuya ceiling fans

Little did I know, what was about to happen would cost me my sanity.

Honestly, just give me a fucking HP printer and ask me to connect it to my computer from the other side of the world.

Zozano ,

Nobody will believe you.

Also this reply is only visible to you, any upvotes you see are just part of the system blending algorithm.

Zozano ,

Note to auditor: replies following initial provocation not visible to general public. Internal communication regarding discretion procedures isolated to employees and deliberately disseminated amongst subjects with a paranoia score of >29, for the explicit purposes of experimentation -2 regarding deliberate dissemination of internal documents to challenge psychotic hypothesis limits.

Zozano ,

Great episode.

I’m tempted to believe in reality, some kind of “mutually assured destruction” scenario would occur.

If I was to create a simulation, I would add in a recursive condition wherein the detection of another simulation would crash the system.

But the theme the episode really touched on was whether it was right to tell another the truth about reality. Maybe that reality isn’t another layer up, but that God exists, or maybe not.

Assuming you found out we really were in a simulation, what is the right thing to do? Force everyone to learn the truth? Hide your knowledge of it?

If you thought: “I can tell the people who want to know”, you’ve just created a cult.

Personally, I’m convinced we are not in a simulation. But that’s only assuming the level above us is somewhat similar (a universe that started with a big bang and formed stars and planets and evolution etc).

Think of it this way: an advanced society would need to evolve more than us, meaning more filters to pass before achieving this kind of power. This means unlimited power and unlimited processing power.

Zozano , (edited )

For the uninitiated, this is a representation of the Survivorship Bias.

Essentially, the red dots represent bullet holes from aircraft which returned from battle.

If you were to ask someone which places should be reinforced with armour, someone who has the Survivorship Bias would say “where the red dots are”, whereas people who know anything about engineering would say “everywhere else!”

It’s like saying: “why are you wearing a helmet? I’ve met hundreds of soldiers and none of them have ever been shot in the head, helmets are a waste of good armour.”

A true fact: Did you know wearing a helmet increases your chances of dying of cancer.

Zozano ,

And the texture, like a dry snowball?

Zozano , (edited )

Most of the American history revolves around how the Japanese treated the Prisoners of War, who were all men.

Ask the Koreans or Chinese what they thought about the Japanese occupation of their countries a hundred years ago.

Zozano , (edited )

Most people in this thread don’t get it.

You know how some people compete to see who can get Doom to run on the craziest platforms, like a calculator?

Installing Arch with the fewest packages is like that. There’s something oddly satisfying about stripping everything back to the most basic level - to make things work for you within the most constrictive environment you enforce for yourself.

It’s like eating a spicy shellfish dinner and super gluing your asshole closed.

Zozano ,

Nano… Pfff…

Requires three dependencies, while Vi requires one. Everyone can see how bloated your system is. You should be embarrassed.

Hey guys, check out this resource beast and laugh! Ha ha ha!

Zozano ,

At the risk of sounding critical of your hobby, to argue the imperfections improve the experience sounds somewhat culty.

I understand there is something akin to “character” which you don’t get from something highly polished. I know when things sound too clean it can feel sterile.

I accept vinyl has a collectors value, but anything claims regarding preference come across as either pretentious or deluded (to me, as someone who probably can’t tell the difference).

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Zozano OP , (edited )

I mean, unless you promted it to be an abomination, you would get a normal chick with a high enough denoise level lol

Zozano , (edited )

There are at least three four users who enjoy deep throating Tim Sweeny in this thread.

Zozano ,

What did you think about the movie?

How would you score it?

Do you feel it’s under, or over rated?

Zozano ,

What made it so good to you?

The atmosphere of oppression?

The depiction of descent into nihilism, then rebellion?

The reflection of a society which pushes those who deviate from the norm, not just aside, but explicitly down?

Zozano ,

Just to play devils advocate… If Australia wasn’t real, then there isn’t an aussie accent to botch.

Zozano ,

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Zozano ,

Bullshit.

You can’t trick me, it’s obvious these blokes are just taking the piss. As if any country of people sound like that.

Zozano ,

If you’re not born here it’s hard to tell, but due to Australia’s immigration policy, these people are now the average Australian, ya dawg cant

Zozano ,

I’m not high enough for this. Someone tell me what I’m supposed to see which isn’t there.

Zozano ,

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Nevermind. Got high enough.

Zozano ,

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If this guys hand was a fork.

Zozano ,

Some people say I’m melting like an iceberg. Not me, but someone. And let me tell you folks, nobody has ever melted as fast as me. Others will look at me and say “wow, how do you do that? That’s amazing!”, well, to you it is, but I can melt because I’m cognitively there.

Can you believe this folks, I could literally melt in the middle of New York and nobody would grab a cup.

Zozano ,

Fun story for y’all.

I used to drink a lot of milk. I was a constipated teen. I took a shit one day, and to say it was anything short of awe aspiring wouldn’t do it justice. This thing was one solid thick rod sticking out of the water.

I called my stepdad to check it out. Naturally, he was so surprised he had to tell Mum to come over. A few minutes later we’ve got a whole family of six in a bathroom admiring my turd.

My stepdad claims to have uploaded it to ratemypoo .com (don’t bother going there, the site takes you to ratemypussy .com).

This day I learned our family was not normal.

Zozano ,

Porn.

What’s the point?

Zozano ,

I think the implication is that it might be porn you would rather not see.

Zozano ,

An ellipsis is only three dots.

The word “don’t” should be capitalised.

Also, full stop after the word “nazi”.

Zozano ,

I swear, I was just trying to write the name of the country! I didn’t know it only had one G!

Zozano ,

Oh boy, I sure can’t wait to never hear about this again.

Zozano ,

Poland has unusually gassy citizens

Poor choice of words

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