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1984 , in It's only fair
@1984@lemmy.today avatar

Womens painted eyebrows looks ugly and so does this.

At least we are away from the trend of massive silicon lips now right? Right?

It’s all ridiculous. Women looks awesome without any of this shit, and they look worse with it.

fatalError ,

How dare think that they do it for you… They do it for themselvs /s

riodoro1 ,

Some of them truly spend most of the day looking at their own image on their phone screen, so those might be doing it for themselves.

TinyPizza , in For Free!
@TinyPizza@kbin.social avatar

Step 1. Poop in a bag.
Step 2. Grab the bag from the bottom and pull it inside out so it's now acting as a poop glove.
Step 3. Shove the poop under their door handle and then use the bag to wipe excess visible poop away.

They might not know it's because of their boot licking but they sure as hell will start thinking about things a little more.

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  • CADmonkey ,

    Oh noes, we have to be nice to the violent shitheads, or else they will be violent shitheads just like they were anyway.

    triclops6 ,

    You had me at poop in a bag

    bjoern_tantau , in I'm sure they're fine
    @bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de avatar

    I had Covid in 2022 and weeks after the infection I still wasn’t feeling better. And my doctor apparently didn’t know or care about Long Covid and just told me to slowly start working again. That’s made me even worse and now I mostly have to lie in bed. I bet he doesn’t even feel bad about that.

    rosymind ,

    That’s horrible; sucks that you have to go through that. My friend has the brain fog (she’s been reinfected multiple times) but I don’t (anymore than the usual ADHD forgetfullness). I’ve tested positive once (January 2023) and I swear I had it a few weeks ago because the (mild) symptoms were the same.( 1 neg test early on, didn’t retest).I was lucky, though. My body felt exhausted, but aside from that and sneezing/sore neck and headache maybe a tiny bit of sore throat it was very whatever both times. It felt the same as when I got the vaccines, only lasted a few days longer.

    Strangest thing is the chest/heart pain I’ve had both times. It’s a brief, intense, twinge that happens for anout 5-30 seconds and then goes away. Episodes last for months (but I had bloodwork and an EKG the first time, and if there’s any damage it’s undetectable). Oh and craving meat is also a thing. Was vegetatian until last December, furiously started craving meat and tested positive in January. Recently I had the same craving. A need for extra iron maybe?)

    I had the full set of Moderna and then one or two boosters.

    Any idea what could be the cause of your long-covid? What are your symptoms? What makes you feel better? Which (if any) vaccine did you get?

    bjoern_tantau ,
    @bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de avatar

    I’ve got fatigue and brain fog and my whole body hurts the next few days to weeks when I dare to do something mildly exhausting (like cooking pasta, showering, filling out long forms). I’m vaccinated, got two or three shots.

    Nobody knows what the cause is. It seems to be the same as CFS/ME. Just with more cases because almost everyone on earth got infected.

    Rest makes me feel better. But it takes time. With any luck I’ll soon be joining a study on the effects of apharesis. And with any more luck it works and I won’t be getting the placebo.

    rosymind ,

    All I can do from here is hope that you feel better/heal (and that if you don’t get the placebo, the treatment works!)

    Being unwell is just the worst

    The_Picard_Maneuver OP ,
    @The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website avatar

    I’m pretty sure from most doctors’ perspectives, you don’t exist between the time they leave the room and the start of your next appointment.

    Pons_Aelius , in Beer is stored in the balls

    Most food is like that when you think about it.

    Bread rises due to yeast farts.

    Eggs are well, eggs.

    All fruits are ovaries.

    Cheese is rotten milk.

    etc. etc. etc.

    argh_another_username ,

    Honey is bee vomit.

    Gradually_Adjusting ,
    @Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world avatar

    And mead is the best form of wine; it is vompee. QED.

    Dkarma ,

    Air??? You mean plant shit?

    HEY EVERYONE YOURE BREATHING PLANT SHIT

    Sheeple ,
    @Sheeple@lemmy.world avatar

    AND THE PLANTS EAT MY LUNG SHIT

    Dkarma ,

    Oh shit!

    jaybone ,

    It’s shit eating all around.

    rockerface ,

    Don’t even get me started on mushrooms

    SuperSaiyanSwag , in Beef Stew

    I have been pulling recipes off of ChatGPT because of this nonsense.

    thorbot ,

    Ooh this is brilliant. I actually bought some recipe books because I was so fucking sick of scrolling through 40 paragraphs of bullshit about the blogger’s life before they put the fucking 6 ingredient list up

    lesnout27 ,

    I fucking hate these. Also made me think about making my own website with simple straight to the point recipies.

    averagedrunk ,

    Sadly no one would find it because of SEO.

    jubilationtcornpone ,

    If we find something (usually on Pinterest) that we like, I will paste it in a Word document, format it, print it out, and put it in the recipe binder that sits in our kitchen counter. It’s old school but it works.

    knorke3 ,

    ooh, just you wait until chatgpt learns how to write recipes “properly”

    papajohn ,

    Fuck, that is going to be so irritating when it can create long responses with “relevant” ads.

    railsdev ,

    I’ve been wanting to create a GraphQL-powered Docker container that allows you to “plug in” various recipe websites.

    I’d almost rather write a query from scratch than scroll at this point.

    Phegan ,

    I’ve been using RSS for blogs I like / trust and using they for new recipe discovery

    tja ,
    @tja@sh.itjust.works avatar
    Kuma ,
    @Kuma@lemmy.world avatar

    I got you whatthefuckshouldimakefordinner.com

    (Click the meals name to get the recipe)

    do not visit the site if curse words isn’t your thing

    lightnegative ,

    Today I Learned!

    This is going in my bookmarks next to motherfuckingwebsite.com

    Subverb ,

    I use a terrific app called Paprika. It strips the nonsense SEO trash off and saves it locally in categories with pictures from the site. It can scale recipes up and down by whatever you percentage you want and can also convert metric to freedom units, etc. It can build shopping lists if you want for it to.

    Patches , (edited )

    You aren’t mentioning the best parts.

    Paprika can synchronize recipes across multiple devices and it doesn’t cost a membership.

    You can set up an entire family with all of the recipes. No longer must you print them out, and hand them out like some kind of filthy peasant. Or worse hand over that Bobby Flay cookbook from 1932. Jst click save on your own end, and they already have it. You can also share them as professional looking emails.

    Paprika can also scale the recipe with each ingredient. E.g. you scale that crack chicken recipe from 1x to 4x because you’ve got family coming. Now instead of fumbling through 4.8 tsp Oil times 4 - it’ll just list . 5 Cup Oil.

    Subverb ,

    I didn’t want to oversell it because it’s “just” a recipe app. 😊

    It also has a setting that prevents your phone from going to lock screen. I can’t tell you how helpful that is when your hands are covered in biscuit dough or hamburger meat.

    DrVortex , in It's just a waste of my time!

    You are confusing taking a class with actually having ethics. No amount of attending a lecture about ethics will convince you if you do not, as a basic premise agree with the ethical principle that loss of life is a bad thing. And to be very clear, ethical principles are subjective. There is no objectively right or wrong thing as far nature is concerned.

    Drug_Shareni ,

    And to be very clear, ethical principles are subjective. There is no objectively right or wrong thing as far nature is concerned.

    Deonotlogists and other Moral Realists and Universalists are shook

    But yeah, let’s imagine moral ontology was solved, and that moral relativism and nihilism are the only ethical theories around…

    Classy ,

    That sounds like a fun paradox.

    Is “The only objective moral fact is that there is no objective morality” a truthful statement? Is it rational?

    UlyssesT ,
    girthero ,

    Ethics class gives you tools to analyze a problem. Any good class is part of the philosophy department and leans on the classic philosphers approaches to analyze the problem. Many engineers would have no exposure to this otherwise and i think its a good part of any Universities’ engineering curriculum.

    reverendsteveii ,

    Classes don’t solve the problem entirely, but they’re a start and without them in this case a company so large and powerful that it has a space program and foreign policy planks is being guided by nothing but the intuition of someone who grew up spending money earned by child slaves and who thinks that scuttling an army’s mission in-progress is pacifism

    photonic_sorcerer , in alone, but sex-positive about it
    @photonic_sorcerer@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

    Get out there and live your best life!

    PerogiBoi ,
    @PerogiBoi@lemmy.ca avatar

    A special shout out to bicurious boys who do a gay thing. Maybe u like it, maybe u dont. U a big man for trying tho.

    __ghost__ ,

    More than bicurious probs, but more people should find good people to have sex with to test the inclination. Can’t be missing out on the good stuff in life

    PerogiBoi ,
    @PerogiBoi@lemmy.ca avatar

    We were born 2 fuk so go and hav sum fuk

    bdonvr ,

    I was bi-curious once. Now I’m bi-enthusiastic

    PerogiBoi ,
    @PerogiBoi@lemmy.ca avatar

    I was bicurious and then my wife said try it n now we have threesomes where we all have fun. 10/10 would penis again.

    IHaveTwoCows ,

    I tried it a couple times during my drinking days and it wasn’t for me. I’m really jealous of bisexuals though…must be nice to be able to expand your opportunities

    PerogiBoi ,
    @PerogiBoi@lemmy.ca avatar

    Ayy at least you tried and found what you liked/don’t like.

    Napain OP ,

    hell yeah ! thanks

    Zana , in God damn them all.

    Last time I saw a crop that bad a million Irish people died.

    balderdash9 ,

    Screenshot of a phone and post it. Damn, how lazy can you get

    flashgnash , in I'm very guilty of this. I'm an old man set in my ways.

    Did the buttons really need renaming? It’s not like options and share or + and - make any more sense

    ursakhiin ,

    For the switch, plus and minus have a symbolic benefit of matching their position on the console itself when the joycons are detached. It’s not significant enough to warrant the rename but it at least is more than just a rename.

    TheAndrewBrown ,

    I get being nostalgic for Start/Select but how does Options/Share not make more sense? The options button brings up a menu of options for most games and share allows you to share screenshots or video from the game. Whereas start did the same thing options does now which has nothing to do with the word Start and Select was sorta a catch all button for an action you only used occasionally, but was never used for selecting which was usually X but sometimes one of the other shapes.

    WhiskyTangoFoxtrot ,

    The traditional role of the Select button is actually handled via the D-pad in most games. It was the button you used to change your selection, not to actually select something (that would be done with Start.)

    Of course, even in the NES era past the first couple of years menus could generally be navigated with the D-pad, so even then Select was pretty useless, which is probably why the Genesis didn’t bother with it.

    flashgnash ,

    Options I kinda get but it sounds dumb to me, would’ve been better as “menu” because it’s not exclusively for options, also for pausing and other menus.

    Share isn’t what that button normally does at all in my mind, sure maybe PlayStation have it bound to that but normally it brings up an alternate menu to start that isn’t the pause menu (like in Minecraft and overwatch it brings up player list/scoreboard as an example

    A lot of games I believe use it for the map too

    TheAndrewBrown ,

    I haven’t played Overwatch or Minecraft but every game I’ve played with one of those options used pressing in the touchpad to do that. I’ve never played a game where the share button didn’t share somehow.

    I just looked it up and for Minecraft it’s used to take a screenshot or bring up a screenshot menu. I couldn’t find anything for Overwatch though. Are you sure you didn’t remap the button? Or are you using it for PC? It might work different in that case.

    I do agree that menu would’ve been a better name, but that doesn’t mean that Options doesn’t make more sense than Start which is what the original comment said.

    flashgnash ,

    I was thinking of java edition Minecraft which I now realize I made my own configuration for

    Still, not sure where I’ve got it from but I’ve definitely got the idea the select button is for menus that aren’t the start menu

    lorty ,
    @lorty@lemmygrad.ml avatar

    Is that functionality for share a console specific thing? I don’t remember any games that used it for that purpose (on pc)

    TheAndrewBrown ,

    I think it’s specifically a PS4/PS5 thing. I couldn’t find other controllers with an Options/Share combination. And I imagine if you use a PS4/PS5 controller for PC, it handles it differently. But it makes sense since the controller wasn’t designed for that.

    MataVatnik , in Can't ticket what you can't catch
    @MataVatnik@lemmy.world avatar

    Me when I launch my paddleboard without my permit. Who’s gonna stop me? The water cops? (Yes, yes they will 😞)

    Ilovethebomb ,

    Where do you live that you need a permit to paddleboard?

    krellor ,

    I don't know where op is from but a lot of states, especially in the western US require invasive species tags on any craft over a certain length, like 10 ft. Some also require state registration decals. Idaho is an example of one that takes the invasive species decals and water craft checkpoints very seriously.

    bobs_monkey ,

    Certain locales in CA are pretty big on it too. My local lake is huge on the decontamination thing and require certification on even small kayaks. They also like money too.

    MataVatnik ,
    @MataVatnik@lemmy.world avatar

    PA, as with kayaks I need a launch permit for the lakes and rivers.

    Ilovethebomb ,

    Good grief.

    BackOnMyBS ,
    @BackOnMyBS@lemmy.world avatar

    yep. got a warning once for not having purchased a permit on my paddle board.

    yogthos , in Reduce carbon emissions
    @yogthos@lemmy.ml avatar

    The fact that there’s still any debate regarding viability of working from home after we’ve had definitive proof of that during the pandemic is absolutely surreal.

    InputZero ,

    I wonder though if in the near future because of the popularity of work-from-home the boundaries between public life and private life could errode more. Prior to work-from-home many employers already assumed they could contact their employees any day, any time, and expect prompt action/response. Once a living-space is also a work-space why shouldn’t I encourage my employees (who I don’t have, I’m not an employer) to work extra hours? They’re already not commuting, that’s time they could be working.

    Nalivai ,

    Living time is not working time though. That we just should normalise more. Shitty employers are trying to make people work overtime regardless, so the solution for that is the same, no matter where are you physically.

    InputZero ,

    I absolutely agree that we should however it’s a prisoners dilemma. The person who is willing to sacrifice their living time to work is a more desirable employee than someone who respects their living time, and we’re seeing automation replace not only laborious jobs but cerebral and creative jobs as well. We’re just starting to see the next generation of jobs being replaced by more advanced automation and AI. I don’t think we’re all doomed but the future is beginning to look pretty uncertain.

    yogthos ,
    @yogthos@lemmy.ml avatar

    That’s definitely a danger, work already bleeds into private life with people being expected to be always connected and available. Lack of clearly defined boundaries between work and home could make that worse.

    MrSqueezles ,

    You have data, but Andy Jassy has a gut feeling. Sundar Pichai really missed seeing everyone. Who’s thinking about their feelings? We have to live our lives according to the whims and fancies of billionaire CEOs or else they’ll be really sad.

    SlopppyEngineer ,

    Hippo protocol. Highest Paid Person’s Opinion.

    atlasraven31 , in FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!

    Lemm.ee didn’t defederate, is hitting the bong

    girl ,

    prime spot to watch all the drama unfold 😎

    atlasraven31 ,

    I feed on drama like Colin Robinson

    stillwater ,

    People get emotionally invested people get in their internet shouting spaces under the actual content.

    iHUNTcriminals ,

    Fuh sho

    BossDj ,

    I can block instances. It takes like 2 seconds

    WarmSoda ,

    Yeah I don’t get why people get upset. Just block it if you don’t want to see it.

    Double_A ,
    @Double_A@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

    Some people also use Lemmy on a PC. Also blocking instances in Apps just hides posts from there, but doesn’t stop the comments.

    doggle ,

    That’s fine for communities, but Lemmy doesn’t actually let a user block an instance. Some let you hide instances, but that’s still not helpful to desktop/browser users

    WarmSoda ,

    True, good point.

    girl ,

    Which app lets you block instances?

    zurchpet ,
    @zurchpet@lemmy.ml avatar

    Connect for Lemmy lets you block instances.

    Scubus ,

    I have heard a lot about the other apps, but this is the first time someone is using the same app as me! Connect is fuckin great!

    BossDj ,

    Yep I’m using connect

    dmrzl ,

    Sync for Lemmy

    bingbong ,

    Doesn’t block comments

    cyberpunk007 ,

    I thought you could only block communities?

    doggle ,

    Maybe your app lets you, but there’s nothing in Lemmy that let’s a user so this

    DakRalter ,
    @DakRalter@thelemmy.club avatar

    I’ve blocked lemmygrad on connect, but their posts still show up on this community.

    kariboka ,

    why block Lemmygrad?

    finickydesert ,
    @finickydesert@lemmy.ml avatar

    Why would they defed?

    GFGJewbacca ,

    That’s where I am too! Right there with you.

    Poe , in Happy Labour Day to people who are not landlords.

    I am my hamsters land lord. Ask me anything

    DragonTypeWyvern ,

    What’s their rent?

    Oreos ,

    What’s their rent?

    5k on the hamster wheel every day

    3ntranced ,

    And a few hundred brown pellets

    EvokerKing ,

    Do you have any rooms open right now?

    cubedsteaks ,

    my cat and I started as roommates but now I’m pretty sure he’s my boyfriend.

    Alexxxolotl ,
    @Alexxxolotl@sh.itjust.works avatar

    Yeah, first my dog and I just kinda coexisted, but then we were forced to talk to each other because turns out that he’s my coworker.

    GBU_28 ,

    How does it feel being a monster

    Metal_Zealot , in You get a tax break! You get a tax break! You all get a tax break!
    @Metal_Zealot@lemmy.ml avatar

    Whenever a multibillion dollar celebrity or corporate entity appears overly concerned about a cause and is asking you to help donate, just remember that it’s only so they can write it off on their taxes and save a few bucks.

    If Walmart really cared about the Children’s Stollary Hospital, why the fuck don’t they donate even just a small fraction of their unimaginable wealth?

    Aabbcc ,

    Can you provide any evidence walmart is getting tax reductions or saves a few bucks when consumers donate at the checkout? I can only find the opposite

    TheTurducken ,
    @TheTurducken@mander.xyz avatar

    No, but they get credit for raising all that money with the non-profit. Walmart gets to send out press releases about the donation that are gobnled up by lazy journalists. Walmart executives get the fringe benefits that come with a large donation such as party invites and chumming around with other donors. Also, they are getting free mentions in this very comment.

    Wage_slave ,
    @Wage_slave@lemmy.ml avatar

    you pretty much summed up how it works at the Canadian tills. It is just a PR “lookie at us being goodest” and the typical rich people doing nice things knobberey.

    And a huge slap in the face and pain in the ass for their employees to which they don’t give a shit about and who have to put up with the asshole comments that follow the request put forth by the employer.

    cbc.ca/…/checkout-donations-nobody-gets-tax-benef…

    Blackmist , in Complimentary mini muffins

    It’s what they would have wanted.

    Colorcodedresistor ,

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  • usernamesaredifficul ,

    well it wasn’t the holocaust or anything

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