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MaliciousKebab , in Cue the "Oh no... Oh no no no noooo" music.

Muh attention span

qaz , in Aaaand now she is being sued.

This is a news article, not a meme

alsaaas , in 2023-08-09.jpg
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better than the absolutely deranged MM/DD/YYYY and imo the best when it comes to international communication

Ilflish ,

I’ve been told " You don’t say 6th June, do you?" too many times

NotYourSocialWorker ,

The amusing thing is that in Swedish you definitely do. Or actually “6:e juni”.

luciferofastora ,

Germany too

yata ,

Even Americans does as well: “4th of July”.

sunbeam60 ,

In the U.K. we do all the same. Sixth of June.

Eylrid ,

In the US it’s about 50/50 sixth of June and June sixth.

gibs ,

How the fuck does second largest to smallest to largest make any kind of sense?

TimeSquirrel , in Woke up to a destroyed inbox and full of regret
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You poke the hornet's nest, you best be prepared to get swarmed.

Roundcat OP ,
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Them bees have hands

awwwyissss , in Gotta stay ready

I’ll never use the Metaverse.

STUPIDVIPGUY ,

neither will anybody else. it’s just a worse version of vrchat and it’s already dead

awwwyissss ,

I really hope you’re right. VR has a lot more long-term potential than most people realize, and if there’s a corporation in charge of it it’ll be worse

FellowEnt ,

This goes against the whole concept of the metaverse, in metas own words “There won’t be a Meta-run metaverse, just as there isn’t a ‘Microsoft internet’ or ‘Google internet’ today”. By definition, if one corporation is in charge, it’s not the metaverse.

STUPIDVIPGUY ,

Yeah that’s a lie. Meta wants to be in charge. They’ve just failed to take the market share because the product they made isn’t good

FellowEnt ,

We’ll see I guess, it’s years away from actually existing.

STUPIDVIPGUY ,

the project has already failed based on the initial release of their “metaverse” VR game. and whatever future plans they may have I guarantee they will either cancel it or release something completely underwhelming.

FellowEnt ,

Yes Horizons is/was underwhelming, but it’s nothing close to a real implementation of a metaverse.

STUPIDVIPGUY ,

meta is nowhere close to their speculative implementation of the metaverse either, it’s just an attempt to build hype and keep investors interested until they forget about the whole thing in a few years

awwwyissss ,

I don’t believe for a second that Meta would produce something open and free that they didn’t control and make money from

figaro , in 🙃😵💀

Haha the poors should just eat less food! Problem solved!

adroidBalloon ,
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especially if we ate the rich instead!

culpritus , (edited ) in Holy Mother Forkin Shirtballs
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BruceLee , in Pinchi burocracia

¿Qué significa SAT?

lvxferre ,
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Servicio de Administración Tributaria.

The meme jokes that they want documents for everything and a bit more, when you’re interacting with them. Even the school report with your notes from your second elemental school year. Latin American governments and their services are always like this, that’s why OP is calling it “fockin’ bureaucracy”.

KaiReeve , in 🙃😵💀

Skip 1 meal to save money

Skip 2 meals to lose weight

Skip all 3 meals and end world hunger

It’s just that simple.

Duamerthrax ,

I think you’re suppose to start a revolution after missing three meals. I think the people on wallstreet forgot that.

kemsat , in What do you choose?

RadioShack. Without a doubt.

Poem_for_your_sprog , in Revelations

Nono, use hydrogen and have ignitors on a timer or altitude switch.

MrShankles ,

What a fresh sprog! Beautiful as always

Freshfrozenplasma ,

I look forward to your poems sprog!

prole ,

Eh, I’d be OK if novelty accounts were a reddit-only thing.

pm_boobs_send_nudes ,

Hence 4chan exists

prole ,

I don’t follow. Are you telling me to go to 4Chan if I don’t want low effort novelty accounts polluting the dialogue?

pm_boobs_send_nudes ,

Yes. Expect lot of karma farmers where identity exists and value is given to it.

anarchyrabbit , in Scrubs is pretty good

Man those were the days! I loved scrubs! I remeber the episode where JD tells a joke about a moth going to a closed office but forgets the punchline. He proceeds to tell a story of the moth going about it’s day for like 5 mins and then remebers the punchline… Because the light was on. Kinda had to be there but man that had me cry laughing.

mosiacmango ,

The accidental shaggy dog joke. He made it so much better by being both upbeat and awkward.

bad_alloc , in The Whole Fediverse is Wholesome [fixed]

Commie: Never thought I’d die fighting side by side with a Neo-Nazi.

Nazi: What about side by side with a temporary political ally to seize power?

Commie: Aye. I could do that.

Shinhoshi ,
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Why do you people always think communists are secretly Nazis or support them?

IWantToFuckSpez , in ENHANCE!!!
TopShelfVanilla , in 🙃😵💀

Your life is hard? Add malnourishment and see if that helps.

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