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NarrativeBear , in yellow guy

Mr. Poopybutthole has my vote!

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No_Eponym ,
@No_Eponym@lemmy.ca avatar

This is the answer.

Xanthrax ,
@Xanthrax@lemmy.world avatar

I loved him early on, his character is starting to get on my nerves.

AlexWIWA ,

This is basically my overall opinion of Rick and Morty at this point.

Xanthrax ,
@Xanthrax@lemmy.world avatar

I agree. I actually like the new season a little more. Reminds me of the early seasons.

AlexWIWA ,

I only watched the first episode and really didn’t like it. I strongly hate celebrity cameos. It felt like a Family Guy “holy crap, you’re Hugh Jackman!”

GnomeKat ,
@GnomeKat@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

The first episode was by far the worst episode of the season. Honestly the first 3 are all kinda meh but it picks up after that. The most recent episodes all feel very similar to s1. It feels like that are making a concerted effort to return to their roots, but still had some episode in the pipeline they couldn’t change which is what we see at the start of the season. Its only a few episodes tho so who knows if it will stick.

AlexWIWA ,

Good to know. I’ll give the others a watch. Thanks for the info :)

Littleborat ,

I really like it and really don’t notice that they fired this asshole.

Xanthrax ,
@Xanthrax@lemmy.world avatar

I was surprised by that. It’s better without him.

dlok ,

Rick and Morty in a nutshell really

TheDarksteel94 ,

You wouldn’t get it. Only people with a really high IQ truly understand the genious of Rick & Morty. /s

samus12345 ,
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

Nothin personnel kid 😎

BorgDrone , in I have never understood that.

I live near a university that attracts quite a few international students/lecturers and I’ve often witnessed the exact opposite of this. You’re outside in the middle of summer, trying not to die of a heat stroke, when a obviously non-native person walks by wearing a winter coat and a hat.

RaoulDook ,

Yep I saw some Indians near Atlanta who were wearing big coats when it was just a hair below 70 F outdoors. I was out there loading stuff into my car in shorts and a T-shirt and they looked at me funny.

The opposite of that, that I also saw was my portly Eskimo friend, who was in shorts and a T-shirt in the actual winter time when I needed a big coat. He was like “You think this is cold?”

tastysnacks ,

Hawaii here. Our line is about 70 too. That’s when we wear socks with out slippers.

Webster ,

It was 50 last night when I took the dog for a walk. I was too lazy to put on socks, so it was in sweats with sandals and bare feet. Was surprisingly easier on the feet than I expected

aulin ,

I mean room temperature is 20 °C (68 °F) so wearing shorts and T-shirt should be the norm imo. If it isn’t colder outside than inside, why put on more clothes?

papabobolious ,

Wind is a factor too, also if it’s 20c inside imma be cold.

aulin ,

Wind is a factor too

True

also if it’s 20c inside imma be cold.

Seriously? I’ve seen people go to 18 °C on the thermostat but not above 20. Are you from a super hot place?

papabobolious ,

I’m from Sweden which I don’t consider super hot, but most people I come across would have their homes warmer than 20c. More like 23-25.

aulin ,

Believe it or not, I’m also from Sweden, and most people I know have it set to 19-20, and one guy 18. I’ve never seen 23(!) I can’t believe they’re native Swedes.

shalafi ,

Wife is a 98lb. Pilipino living in NW Florida.

72°: “Babe! It is so cold!”

She literally has no idea how to dress warmly. Trying to get the idea of layers into her head, but I’m failing so far.

Decoy321 ,

Can confirm, layers don’t exist in some cultures. It’s either tank top or parka. No in between.

TheGiantKorean ,
@TheGiantKorean@lemmy.world avatar

See this in Dubai. 70F outside and several people were bundled up.

SlopppyEngineer ,

All over Asia every time the temperature in the evening goes from scorching to bearable for me, everybody there starts pulling out sweaters and jackets.

nixcamic ,

That was me, I live in the tropics near the mountains where you can go from 42⁰ at crazy humidity near sea level to 15⁰ up around 2000m in about an hour’s drive. I lived near sea level and when we were kids we’d meet halfway with friends who lived in the mountains. They’d be running around in just swimsuits and I’d be sitting on the side wearing 3 layers.

ParsnipWitch ,

When I visit friends in northern Germany they also run around like it’s summer when it’s close to winter cold for me.

I had a friend jump into the North Sea to rescue a beer crate we put into the water for staying ice cold that swam away. While I was freezing on two blankets near the fire in a coat.

That beer was also too cold. None of their behaviour made any sense.

papertowels ,

The thought of warming up beer to make it more drinkable disturbs me

uis ,
@uis@lemmy.world avatar

How cold is air?

Makeshift ,

This is me. I have had people say I make them sweat by looking at me when I wear a sweater in 75F just because it’s not yet hot enough to make me take it off.

MrJameGumb , in Please, not again.
@MrJameGumb@lemmy.world avatar

He’s already said he’s basically going to be 10 times worse if he gets reelected. I’m not sure why the people who support him think that’s a good thing. For a party that claims to love “freedom” they sure seem desperate to elect a fascist dictator

someguy3 ,

Freedom for me, chains for you. They don’t actually care about real freedom.

SnotFlickerman ,
@SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

They are sure the Leopard will never eat their face.

bobs_monkey ,

Yup. They think Daddy Trump is going lock up all the liberals and create a facist conservative paradise.

KrummsHairyBalls ,

You’d think after he didn’t pardon the people in person that stormed the Capitol they’d smarten up. If that didn’t open their eyes, nothing will.

OsrsNeedsF2P ,

Why didn’t he pardon everyone who committed crimes for him? Is there a good reason?

SheDiceToday ,

He didn’t want the folks who would pay him to suddenly believe they didn’t have to pay, or be ticked off that they were having to pay (remember, rich folks can get snippy). I can’t remember the number that was floated, but it wasn’t cheap.

KrummsHairyBalls ,

Because he doesn’t care about anyone but himself. If you gave that dude an organ he’d ghost you.

OsrsNeedsF2P ,

Right, but if he wants people to break the law for him, pardoning everyone who does makes sense

KrummsHairyBalls ,

Why? They did it without the pardoning, and he walked away with his hands “clean” by not acknowledging what they did.

Personally I think it’s funny seeing these people get time in prison, screaming for Trump to acknowledge them and pardon them lol.

MrJameGumb , (edited )
@MrJameGumb@lemmy.world avatar

He believes they are supposed to go to jail for him to prove their loyalty. He really thinks he’s a mob boss or something

guckfoogle ,

Fascism is a president trying to take away constitutional rights like genocide Joe is with the second amendment and limiting gun rights. Trump has already said he won’t get involved in any foreign conflicts, which is far better than funding Israels genocide.

Just ask yourself who you’re going to have more rights under Trump or Biden, then you’ll see who the fascist dictator is.

MrJameGumb ,
@MrJameGumb@lemmy.world avatar

It’s Trump. He’s essentially already said he wants to be a dictator. He’s started calling his opponents “vermin”, he’s stated on the record that he’s going to deploy the army on day 1 of his reelection to suppress any dissenters.

It’s not subtle

He’s going to destroy America so he can keep being the center of attention and make it illegal to disagree with him

guckfoogle ,

There’s a certain document called the constitution that gives Americans the right to assemble and to free speech that not even the president can fuck with.

Are you more scared of a fascist president who’s intent on limiting your natural rights or trump because he said a scary word like vermin.

You’re honestly following too much left wing media, a more balanced approach to how you consume news will open your eyes up to what factors you need to consider before voting next year.

Stumblinbear ,
@Stumblinbear@pawb.social avatar

My balanced sources say Biden has so far been significantly better than Trump ever was

MrJameGumb ,
@MrJameGumb@lemmy.world avatar

following too much left wing media

I’m referring to things that Donald Trump has actually said openly on camera. It’s literally all he talks about. It has nothing to do with who’s reporting it, these are the actual words Trump has said.

I’m not particularly a leftist, I consider myself to be a centrist. I don’t particularly love Joe Biden. That doesn’t mean I’m going to go out and vote for a cartoon super villain though

Kase ,

Are you more scared of a fascist president who’s intent on limiting your natural rights or trump because he said a scary word like vermin.

For funsies, in the same statement (iirc), trump said their “sad, miserable existence will be crushed.” But you’re right, nothing to worry about /s

Honytawk ,

Haha, you think presidents can’t change constitutional laws.

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Wait… so the Constitution will stop Trump from enacting his fascist agenda but it won’t stop Biden from taking away The Precious?

Holzkohlen ,

He’s going to exchange love letters with Kim Jong Un again, isn’t he?

ghost_of_faso2 ,
@ghost_of_faso2@lemmygrad.ml avatar

Better than the warhawk us establishment continuing the forever war

UnspecificGravity ,

Trump hasn’t said the truth about one thing his entire life.

100_kg_90_de_belin ,

The great constitutional rights of living in a country where schools have to debate whether to run active shooter drills.

TALL421 ,
@TALL421@lemmy.one avatar

There is no debate, they do run them.

And I want to be perfectly clear and say THEY SHOULDN’T NEED THEM. OH MY GOD IT HURTS.

DragonTypeWyvern ,

Man, even disregarding the whole gun control debate Trump isn’t pro-gun, the suckers just believe what they want to about him.

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

thehill.com/…/376097-trump-take-the-guns-first-go…

But sure, Biden is the anti-second amendment guy. People like the person above are just fools.

DragonTypeWyvern ,

“Noo that’s different he means black people!” - that guy, probably

_dev_null ,
@_dev_null@lemmy.zxcvn.xyz avatar

That was Reagan as CA governor when he cracked down with gun laws due to Black Panthers protesting while armed.

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Ok. I will. This is Biden’s plan, right? en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project_2025

Weird, because that article talks a lot about Trump.

rchive ,

In fairness, it’s not Trump’s plan, either, it’s Heritage’s. They’re doing it for Trump, but I honestly wouldn’t be surprised if Trump has never even heard of it. Lol

TheSanSabaSongbird ,

He’s had meetings with Heritage on how to implement the plan. They are already in the process of lining up his appointees so that they can hit the ground running. You are badly misinformed as to how far this has already gone.

rchive ,

With Trump him sitting in meetings still doesn’t mean he’s heard of it. Lol.

Anyway, I’m just saying Heritage is the mastermind, not Trump.

Buttons ,
@Buttons@programming.dev avatar

Trivia question: Which politician has proposed “suspending the constitution” in recent years?

Hint: It’s the same politician that said "take the guns first, go through due process second.”

Another hint: Trump said both those things.

HipHoboHarold ,

I will have more rights under Biden. There’s more to rights than guns. Like as a gay man if I lose my right to exist, that’s a bit harsher than my right to own something.

100_kg_90_de_belin ,

They love the freedom to own slaves and stuff like that

Honytawk ,

Hey, as long as they can stick it to the libs

rchive ,

There are several different groups supporting him for different reasons. The biggest, I’d argue, is the slightly right very populist. They’re not into fascism per se, they just want a wrecking ball like Trump to go in and break apart the elite institutions they blame for all the problems and see no other way of influencing. There certainly are supporters who are encroaching on fascism territory. Then there’s long time Republicans who have flipped on a bunch of issues to try to get support from these people Trump activated.

DmMacniel , in oof

in 1999 you had the ability to get into a music shop, load the cd and test listen to it. Or just go through the music charts. Or wish for a specific song on radio.

Also 1999 already had Napster, Morpheus and others.

Gurfaild ,

In the 2000s, some electronics stores where I lived had “jukeboxes” with headphones and a barcode scanner, so you could listen to 30-second snippets of the songs on an album before buying it.

BruceTwarzen ,

A lot of people still bought whole cd's because it had that one song from the radio on it.

Track_Shovel OP ,

I’m old enough to know the pencil trick to fix a cassette that got eaten by the stereo…

DharmaCurious ,
@DharmaCurious@startrek.website avatar

I still keep a pencil in my car. I know there’s no cassette to play, but my car feels naked with a pencil rolling around the center console or in the little tray on the dash.

Lileath ,
@Lileath@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

I also learned how to do this as a child but I am probably a bit younger than you at 18yo.

Getawombatupya ,

“Old or poor…”

Lileath ,
@Lileath@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

It was less that we were poor and more that my parents had a lot of music and radio dramas on different media. My father still has more than two hundred vinyl disks that he plays semiregularly and I have an old audio tape player/recorder sitting around in my bedroom although I don’t really use that one.

Getawombatupya ,

Just having a joke, glad to hear people committed to the old media

grue ,

Also 1999 already had Napster

Only half of it, apparently! I just looked it up to check, and it turns out it launched on June 1 of that year.

schmidtster , (edited )

You buy the CD because they had a charting single on radio, you’re than disappointed that the rest of the album is a different sound.

Not everyone had internet in the 90s-00s either mate……

Enkers ,

Then you keep listening to it anyways, and it slowly becomes one of your favourite albums of all time.

Kimjongtooill ,

Chumba Wumba deep-cuts.

captainlezbian ,

They do really grow on you

bobs_monkey ,

They get up again

Polar ,

We call that justifying your purchase. You forced yourself into liking it so you didn’t “waste” the money.

Enkers ,

Haha, definitely a possibility!

I think there’s also an element of the hit tracks often being a bit more formulaic. There’s a big component of familiarity in music that makes it appealing, so people might not appreciate the more experimental tracks on an album until they’ve heard them a few times.

errer ,

Did you miss the whole “you could test listen to the CD in the shop” part?

schmidtster ,

Nope, not every place had the money to burn a cd from every artist.

explodicle ,

You’re not wrong, but there were definitely people who spent tons of time listening to music at the record store.

schmidtster ,

I guess, I was thinking of strictly purchasing. Yeah some people do just go and hang out and chill instead.

Franconian_Nomad ,

There were actual listening stations with headphones here in Germany at certain media chains. Some people spent whole afternoons in there.

But yeah, the opposite did exist. I remember, when I was a teenager friends got a dozen or more CDs for their birthday. Good old 1998.

TropicalDingdong ,

Also standing there for 45 minutes to listen to the entire thing? Who actually does that?

Me. It was me. I was 14. I listened to the whole thing. I think the name of the store was “The Warehouse” and maybe another was called “Good Guys”? But yeah. Both. I’d take the bus to the mall and sit on that raggedy ass carpet that smelled like a movie theater floor and listened to the whole damn album. All of them actually (usually like 6-8 per station?) until the manager told me to leave. A couple times clerks would hook me up with burned demos.

But yeah. It was me.

schmidtster ,

I guess as an escape, was thinking purely consumerism. My bad.

Peaty ,

Sugar Ray surprised many people by being a punk band that had a pop song or two.

teamevil ,

I bought 3 Monster Magnet albums looking for Mean Machine

thelsim ,
@thelsim@sh.itjust.works avatar

God, I miss test listens. My favorite record store was very easy going in this, they’d happily let me stand there listening to most of the CD. The unspoken rule was that if you spend that much time listening, you’re going to buy it anyway.
One of the few shops where I always felt welcome.

SpaceNoodle ,

Never saw a music shop with a communal CD player that allowed you to remove the CD shrink wrap.

CylustheVirus ,

Kazaa, limewire. One - Metallica.mp3.exe as far as the eye can see.

DmMacniel ,

That file was the best. I could have made a collection out of them xD

Getawombatupya ,

Format C:, Reinstall XP

DmMacniel ,

In 1999? Uuuuh.

hydration9806 , in Madness

Crazy idea: pay them both more so the public doesn’t have to

The_Picard_Maneuver OP ,
@The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website avatar

This should really be the norm.

SupraMario ,

Unfortunately most wait staff do not want to work for just hourly, it’s been tried a lot and almost always places have major issues with getting waiters. The majority of them like the tipping system.

Iron_Lynx ,

Sounds to me like either ignorance or Stockholm syndrome.

Viking_Hippie ,

Or Mario just lying 🤷

reverendsteveii ,

It’s absolutely lying, or at best guessing based on intuition. Eliminating the tipped minimum wage has strong support and demonstrable benefits.

onefairwage.site

reverendsteveii ,

What’s your experience with this? Because I was a server that organized to eliminate the tipped minimum wage in Pennsylvania and we got plenty of support. Servers liked the fact that their income was predictable rather than being tied to business volume, managers liked that they could put one strong server or bartender on a medium-paced shift without that employee feeling like they were being punished by not being given the busiest (and therefore most profitable) shifts, everyone liked that their income was no longer tied to the whims of racist misogynists who had been drinking, there was no more pressure to work off the clock and for most servers it resulted in a raise and a lower overall workload.

SupraMario ,

businessinsider.com/danny-meyers-no-tip-policy-st…

Like it or not most tipped servers make more with tips. I don’t know why this is some odd thing. There are plenty of stories out there like the one I posted. Almost all tipped servers make more with tips.

el_abuelo ,

In the EU we like to pay a living wage and tip. That way we know that no one is getting fucked (any more than usual) and the good service staff are getting rewarded for going above and beyond.

EmpathicVagrant ,

Tip culture was developed so the restaurant owner didn’t have to pay (mostly black) waiters as much.

Omega_Haxors ,

This, so much this. The average American dies on the hill of defending institutions that were literally created for no reason other than to fuck black people over and i’m so sick of it.

sobriquet ,
@sobriquet@aussie.zone avatar

In some countries, it is!

reverendsteveii ,

The public is going to pay them regardless. The money for wages has to come from what customer’s spend. Being said, I agree with you wholeheartedly because tipping is a leverage point that enables a lot of racism, sexism and sexual harassment.

Iron_Lynx ,

I think the lost nuance is that the previous guy means that with tips, the public pays for tips directly.

You’re technically correct, the public, by buying food and service, is paying the company, creating a pool of money from which the costs of business are to be paid, ideally including staff in full. And currently, wait staff has to be paid by the customer directly.

(This mostly holds for most of the US, in many places, it does work according to the more ideal model)

el_abuelo ,

You wanna know what’s even more lost nuanced? the fact that a customer paying your salary via tip is after they’ve paid taxes. So let’s say they tip $1 - in my country that means they had to earn $2 before tax (assuming the customer is a billy big bollocks higher-rate tax payer).

But what about if the employer pays the server instead? well now we’re talking…when the emplopyer pays the server, it does so PRE-TAX. That is to say they can pay the server $1 and in order to do so they only had to earn $1. While if they banked that $1 as profit, they would pay tax on the $1 first and so see less of it (let’s call it $0.80). Mind you, that does mean that the service worker now needs to pay $1 on that income…but surely they would declare their tips anyway and pay the tax either way? right? riiiiight?

Long and the short of it is - the cheapest way for the server to get $1 is for the employer to pay it to them and pass the cost on to the customer. The cost to the employer is what the company would have received post-tax for that $1 which as we said earlier was $0.80. The server got the $1, the employer is not gaining or losing anything, and the customer is only paying $0.80 which means they only had to earn $1.60 instead of $2. Everyone wins, except the tax man doesn’t win quite as much as he was winning before. Cry me a river.

nooneescapesthelaw ,

Tax evasion ftw

HerbalGamer ,

Because currentlty we pay the boss but they forget the part where that goes to their staff.

cymbal_king , in Jeff's magic money machine

Easy, buy up a bunch of land for conservation

Tak ,
@Tak@lemmy.ml avatar

Buy $20 for $100 million. If you can “buy” nft’s then Idk why you can’t buy something with less value.

Blue_Morpho ,

The $20 bill has a unique serial number just like the nft.

Pistcow ,
Alexstarfire ,

It’s even better because no one else can have that same bill at the same time.

HakFoo ,

There are some recent $1 notes where the same serial was issued twice.

mycurrencycollection.com/…/1-2013-new-york-duplic…

Alexstarfire ,

Still 2 different bills.

Viking_Hippie ,

If you can “buy” nft’s then Idk why you can’t buy something with less value.

I’ll tell you why: because there’s nothing with less value than an nft.

Tak ,
@Tak@lemmy.ml avatar

Lol That’s damn good.

Viking_Hippie ,
theneverfox ,
@theneverfox@pawb.social avatar

I just remember the day, as a software dev with a solid understanding of Blockchain, my older dev neighbor started explaining how NFTs worked

I thought he was confused or stupid or something.

“Wait, so like you have these super rare images, proof you own it on a Blockchain, and a link to the place they’re all publicly hosted?”

Him: “Yep”

“And the only use for these right now is as a profile picture?”

Him: Shrug, “yeah, people use them for discord and stuff”

“But… Couldn’t you just download the image and use it anyways?”

Him: “Yeah, it’s all publicly hosted”

And it was about then my brain locked up. I did multiple hours of research later, sure I had to be missing something

nilloc ,

You can buy medical debt, that has lots negative of value to the indebted.

Viking_Hippie ,

…fair 😁

danc4498 ,

i believe the IRS would consider this a gift.

qjkxbmwvz ,

Property can take a while to close — offer to title in under 30 days is on the quick side.

Of course, you could probably close very fast if you offered 100M cash on a 10M property…

Baphomet_The_Blasphemer ,

If you’re buying vacant land and paying cash, you can close really quickly as there’s nothing in need of inspection, and loan processing times aren’t a factor… I have a buddy who just purchased 100+ acres of vacant land from a logging company. He paid cash and was able to close in just a few weeks.

Omgpwnies ,

yeah, usually closing time is just buffer time for people to get their affairs in order, move out, inspections, lawyer stuff, etc. If you offer straight up cash and pay a boatload to the lawyers to get the paperwork done up ASAP, you can close likely within a couple weeks

MNByChoice ,

In “Bewster’s Millions” he also had to have nothing of value at the end.

So yes that is a good method for this formula of the question.

ricecake , in Last one, i've been farming Ai for memes but last one with lore

For a brief moment in the beta for all this, it basically just summarized the top two or three reputable results, and attached a link to where it got the data.

They should have just left it at that, and not started mixing in random blogs and social media sites.
The ability to summarize the Wikipedia article and a random university professors page where they list every fact known to man about pine trees or something was actually helpful.

If I want the AIs best guess about how to fuck up a pizza, I just go to the site where I can ask it. Bad advice when searching is just shit.
A tldr for “what is turpentine” is actually helpful.

ryan , in Trolley Problem Solution

I've never understood why people have such a hard time with the trolley problem. Obviously, if you pre-emptively move that lone guy over to the rail with the five, you can hit all six at once to maximize your score. Just requires a bit of setup.

RandomStickman ,
@RandomStickman@kbin.social avatar

Simply hit all six with multi track drifting

ryan ,

Y'all kids and your speedrun strats. Some of us have poor reaction time and need to perform safety setups.

Imgonnatrythis ,

That’s exactly what I think would happen with the derailing technique described here. Plus you might lose A couple in the trolley as well.

jettrscga ,

Well sure Batman can beat the trolley problem with prep time.

samus12345 ,
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar
JayObey711 ,

Or just do whatever you feel like in the moment and then jump in front of the trolley to escape all consequences.

usualsuspect191 ,

Are you this kid?

Malgas ,
heckypecky , in Why not?

Bless his noodly appendage

superduperenigma ,

R’amen 🙏

OrteilGenou ,

I believe that the big bang was an overcooked ravioli that burst us all into existence, in the name of the fusilli, the sacchettoni, and the holy gnocchi, al dente.

Overzeetop ,

R’amen

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

HER noodly appendage, you heretic!

Haven’t your read the 95 Feces?

Octopus1348 , in The Netherlands

Yeah, because there will be a nether portal and lava everywhere.

VikingHippie ,

That’s the Netherworld. Common mistake.

thehatfox ,
@thehatfox@lemmy.world avatar

Don’t mistake the Netherlands for the Nether Regions either.

VikingHippie , (edited )

I did that once, wasn’t so bad. The people at the embassy just politely referred me to the Red Light District 🤷

IWantToFuckSpez ,

Nether World is in Orlando. Europe has only Nether Land

Cyberwitch_7493 , in Want some so bad but not willing to trade organs for it
@Cyberwitch_7493@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

It’s kinda like comparing universal healthcare to individual payer for-profit insurance. One rewards everyone as a universal system with consistency (at least in theory) and the other rewards only rich people.

Flyberius ,
@Flyberius@hexbear.net avatar

I would argue that a postal service is not structured the same way as an on demand service like uber.

A postal courier who arrives at your door, picks up an important document, and takes it straight to the recipient will cost about the same.

When you write a letter or send a parcel you first take it to a designated pick up point. It is then picked up at an allocated time along with all the other letters and parcels, and at best it is going to arrive the next day having been through a huge sorting routing system at the post depot.

Apples and oranges.

Also fuck uber eats and the gig economy.

ricecake ,

You can actually just put the letter in your mailbox. You don’t have to take it to a dropoff.

If you’re willing to drop it off, they also do same day for $4 for packages under 5 lbs inside a local region. They’ll pick it up and drop it off just about anywhere in the country next day for basically the same cost.

Your point stands, but the USPS is a logistical wonder.

wtfeweguys ,

I’m an Uber driver and it’s a godsend of flexibility and decent, consistent income for me but I’d be so much happier with a collectively-owned alternative that charges less and passes more of the ride fare onto the drivers.

Cyberwitch_7493 ,
@Cyberwitch_7493@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Idk, I got a care package in the mail with a cake inside, seems like they can both deliver food lol. 🤷

Also the cake is delicious, and yeah fuck the gig economy.

Flyberius ,
@Flyberius@hexbear.net avatar

Did the cake arrive in half an hour? I mean, would they be able to deliver a hot meal because you suddenly decided you couldn’t be bothered to cook that evening.

LinkOpensChest_wav ,
@LinkOpensChest_wav@lemmy.one avatar

That’s why they oppose universal healthcare here in the US – they wan’t access to special treatment.

What they don’t realize is they can still have Mommy’s Super Special Boy™ access, since even in a system of universal healthcare, there’s still a demand for private practice.

So really, it just boils down to them hating poor people and other marginalized groups

bilboswaggings ,

Also universal healthcare can afford specialized equipment because the amount of people they would service is higher than the profit driven hospital

Rather than the current system of specialized equipment still having to make profit so treatment costs increase

FinalRemix ,

Right. One’s a business and one’s a service the government provides.

Patches ,

The government provides

Except USPS is completely self funded, and does NOT use any of your tax dollars.

ricecake ,

That’s an excellent point, but it is still a government service.

Being administered by the government, self sufficient, and mandated to not make excess revenue just makes it a remarkably easy to justify service.

wtfeweguys ,

There’s nothing inherently stopping us from crowdfunding services with a similar “business model” separate from the government. Can’t wait for that light bulb to flicker on for most of us.

ricecake ,

I actually live in a city where the public works is a publicly owned utility, and it’s pretty great. Rates are reasonable, excess revenue goes to infrastructure improvements rather than shareholders, and leadership is paid reasonably ($300k+benefits for CEO equivalent), and key decisions are voted on by the city council.

I’m curious why you want something separate from the government. To me, a crowd funded publicly controlled service is a government service in all but name and accountability.

wtfeweguys ,

The city/state level is much more likely to achieve things like this and that’s great but it’s not always the case. Regulatory capture and complex relationships with industry players make the government an imperfect vehicle for doing what’s best for communities. Sometimes a downright impediment to it.

My point is that there’s nothing inherently stopping us from doing it for ourselves in any situation where the state is not optimally stewarding the public trust on our behalf, and the sooner we figure that out the sooner we start solving up-til-now rather intractable problems.

ricecake ,

I suppose my point was more that publicly owned funded and managed is functionally what government is.
Any issues with government management of a utility is just as applicable to a crowd funded publicly managed one.

There’s nothing stopping us from altering the state to optimally steward the public trust. It’s probably easier because the state already exists, and has mechanics for dealing with the types of civil issues that arise from community organization on complex projects.

The government isn’t something that’s apart from us, it’s made of us.

What, to you, is the actual difference between a community working together and organizing their resources for the common benefit, and a government?

wtfeweguys ,

Sorry for the delayed reply. Been AFK.

What, to you, is the actual difference between a community working together and organizing their resources for the common benefit, and a government?

The ability to collaborate solely with values-aligned community rather than being forced to reach consensus across all people in a geographic region regardless of how antagonistic or philosophically misaligned we are.

prayer ,

Except you would be very upset if your Uber eats took 3-5 days to arrive, as a postal system does. The cost is because it’s an entirely different product, an on-demand courier system. It’s closer to comparing universal healthcare with having a doctor on retainer (if such a thing exists).

Haus , in Not sure how the girl's skin tone is relevant, but apart from that...
@Haus@kbin.social avatar

Basing your opinions on socialism on how Russia implemented it makes about as much sense as basing an opinion on Democracy on how Putin has implemented it.

sudo22 ,
@sudo22@lemmy.world avatar

Legit question, what country is a better real world example?

Prunebutt ,

1936 Catalonia.

But it is actually really hard to name examples. This video explains it quite well: www.youtube.com/watch?v=3D4l_l1MedQ

sudo22 ,
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Soup ,

Communism, like capitalism, is an extreme that has certain, very difficult to achieve, requirements. Capitalism needs everyone to be morally decent in order for companies to focus on winning customers through innovation instead of propganda and lobbying, and to accept losses instead of whining. Even the transition into communism is incredibly complicated and technically what where the USSR was stuck, and once there you have to hope that the rest of the world went along with it because it’ll work either on increbily small scales(individual companies, for example) or on a global scale but not really on a mid-sized scale. Plus in both you have basic greed and people who are literally just born narcissitic or legitimately psychotic.

Extreme ideologies are great thought experiments but rarely have any kind of well-developed protections built and are pretty fragile.

If you want a better answer, look at the quality of life in countries with stronger regulations and more communism-according-to-North America systems. In the heavily privatised U.S. there are a lot of people who live absolutely shit lives due to an abyssmal lack of protections. Even in Canada, which is far too close to the U.S. here, at least a homeless person can recieve some level of medical assistance including major surgeries and Covid stimulus was more than a cheap joke.

Extreme

tpihkal ,

Canada’s medical assistance for the homeless is becoming just offer them an assisted suicide.

sailingbythelee ,

That’s a cute meme, but not true at all. Canada spends a lot of money on health care for the homeless. In fact, the current system of NOT spending enough on basic shelter and mental health & addiction supports means that we spend far more than we should on emergency care and downstream health-related consequences.

There is widespread agreement among those who work in social services that some form of supervised, humane institutional living is needed if we are going to solve the homelessness problem. There is hesitation to implement that because it is extremely expensive and politically fraught.

More importantly, if we are being honest, housing people in decent conditions for free would create a huge amount of competition with private sector landlords, retirement homes, long-term care homes, etc. Unfortunately, the “system” implicitly uses the threat of homelessness or squalid accommodations as a major lever to motivate people to work at jobs that are not very stimulating. Mind you, human nature being what it is, I think the same would ultimately be true under any economic system or form of government.

At least until our robotic AI overlords invent an unlimited energy source and take over the tedious work so we can all sit around doing whatever pleases us, lol.

Omega_Haxors , (edited )

Canada’s idea of dealing with the homeless is to send cops after them and then subsidize rental housing. Because that’s worked so far…

Omega_Haxors ,

Fact check: True

Source: Parent’s friend went through MAID a month ago because they couldn’t get a job.

banneryear1868 ,

Cuba, Vietnam, Allende’s Chile perhaps, but it’s not like any are perfect. There’s a wide range of socialist approaches used in different countries around the world though.

Moderate socialist governments effectively weren’t allowed to exist, the US sponsored fascist coups and did whatever they could to remove them. So the ones that were able to survive had to be more extreme, autocratic, and isolationist.

Not_mikey ,

If your looking for modern day examples, the zapatistas are a pretty good example.

For historical examples you can look to the Paris commune, civil war Barcelona, the original zapatista movement.

muad_dibber ,
@muad_dibber@lemmygrad.ml avatar

How the USSR implemented socialism was pretty great in practice, the real history of it has just been hidden from you behind the thick fog of cold-war anticommunist propaganda.

Here’s a good intro video: Michael Parenti - Reflections on the overthrow of the USSR

teft ,
@teft@startrek.website avatar

Anyone mentions soviets suck and the tankies come out of the woodwork.

“USsR was just misunderstood. Swearsies.”

Catfish ,
@Catfish@lemmygrad.ml avatar

Learn to have a conversation.

banneryear1868 ,

Yellow Parenti is best Parenti

Omega_Haxors ,

A lot of people don’t realize that the Soviet Union was seen as a bastion of democracy before the cold war, because it genuinely got a lot right.

In fact, it was democratic to a fault. Ultimately it was the people who voted to bring capitalism into the country. It was all downhill from there.

SouthEndSunset ,

This entire thread is based on this. If comments are truthful.

OhStopYellingAtMe , in Defediverse
@OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world avatar

Fuck that. Defederate all Nazis.

starman2112 ,
@starman2112@sh.itjust.works avatar

More like de-head-erate all nazis lmao

rubythulhu , in Doom can run on anything

there are 8 logic gates in a byte

uh. no? a logic gate isn’t a bit. you can store a single bit with a pair of not gates to make a flip flop, but the core logic here is flawed

eltimablo ,

Right? Even if it weren't, this only calculates how many crabs it would take to store Doom, not run it.

eestileib ,

No mention of fps or latency, authors clearly not gamers.

Imagine some Smash Bros players who get pissy about 16.6ms playing on a CrabCPU with 13s latency…

eltimablo ,

Of course they're not gamers, they have brains.

DudePluto ,

Authors never said anything about gaming, the tweet did

Lev_Astov ,
@Lev_Astov@lemmy.world avatar

With over sixteen billion crabs involved, I’m sure the latency would be measured in years.

Classy ,

smash keys spend 15:30 delay in processing to go make tendies and hunny mussy return in time to watch mayhem ensue

I see no downsides to this.

TWeaK ,

you can store a single bit with a pair of not gates to make a flip flop

Isn’t it a pair of NAND gates? You can make anything with NAND gates.

Like this: https://lemm.ee/pictrs/image/19b7845a-65a8-44a4-83c2-53a17b2a059a.webp

rubythulhu ,

yes, tired brain hiccup :)

candybrie , (edited )

You can also do it with NOT gates. The driver needs to overpower the gates to change the bit and then it acts like a D flip flop rather than an RS flip flop like NAND gates will. But that’s generally how they’re actually made. SRAM generally looks like this: https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/9d/SRAM_Cell_Inverter_Loop.png The side transistors are called access transistors; they’re there so you can selectively read/write, but aren’t needed to store the bit.

Teppic ,
@Teppic@kbin.social avatar

From the paper the picture is of an and gate.
https://wpmedia.wolfram.com/uploads/sites/13/2018/02/20-2-2.pdf

TWeaK ,

They’ve got diagrams of OR and AND gates with the crabs.

I feel like they would need a NOT gate to do anything meaningful, which obviously isn’t possible. You can’t have zero crabs going in with crabs coming out. Without a NOT gate I don’t think they can do much in the way of traditional computing - you probably can’t run Doom on any number of crabs (although I’d love to be proven wrong).

kautau , (edited )

So here’s some bad math. 160 crabs per NAND gate / byte. Doom’s original file size is roughly 2.39MB (I couldn’t find an actual source for this but it’s touted all over the web).

So 2390000 bytes * 160 crabs is 382400000 crabs.

So you can run doom on 382.4 million crabs

Edit: store, not run

LufyCZ ,

you can run store doom

Bene7rddso ,

2 NAND gates are only a bit. You need 8 of those for a byte, that is 8 * 160 = 1280 crabs. For Doom you need 1280 * 2390000 = 3059200000 = 3059.2 million crabs

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