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Potatos_are_not_friends , in Goth

This is what kids call goth now?

Goth used to be all Satan and death and sometimes kittens.

Is it all kittens now?

ArcaneSlime ,

Goth is now just what the E-Girls with black lipstick call themselves. Gone are the days of Bauhaus, true Goth is with Bela Lugosi now.

Same happened to punk, just 20yr ago. And it’ll happen to your subgenre!

uphillbothways ,
@uphillbothways@kbin.social avatar

pretty sure goth died to EDM in the 90's. it was a weird transition, too. from somber to dark rave, and it happened really fast. probably in large part due to the matrix movies and hot topic.

Blastasaurus ,

Didn’t Trent Rezner start producing electronic music/become a DJ?

Rolando ,

Reznor does make movie soundtracks and instrumental albums (Ghosts I-VI) but he still also makes “typical” Nine Inch Nails music. Here’s some examples from 2016-2018: www.youtube.com/watch?v=8JSSCKFgRFM

Rolando ,

Sure, goth music is pretty varied now. If you look at the bands that play at Wave Gotik Treffen you’ll see a lot of variation: www.wave-gotik-treffen.de/english/past.php That just means it’s a vibrant scene, there are still traditional goth bands though.

uphillbothways ,
@uphillbothways@kbin.social avatar

Good to hear. Tbf I haven't followed it in a long time. My club days are long behind me. Knees are all creaky and I don't drink like I used to.

Alexstarfire ,
ArcaneSlime ,

Oh for sure, but musical genres are different for a reason. Much of what is claimed to be punk these days is simply “a different genre,” and it should be ok to be “a different genre than punk.” You can see it as gatekeeping all you like, but My Chemical Romance (commonly claimed to be punk in my area by the people who I am talking about, “those who don’t know what they are talking about”) is as punk as Buck Owens (nobody makes that claim, I use him to point out the ridiculousness of everything having to be specifically punk regardless of the actual genre.)

Just call yourselves something else if you are something else, just like you would with everything else. You don’t hear me claiming Discharge is the best goth band around, do you? I’m not proclaiming to be a goth because I like D-Beat am I? So why am I the asshole for expecting others to learn the differences in genres and subcultures? What, all heavy music and black clothing is the same to you? That’s subcultureist!

(Btw if it isn’t clear that this debate in which I am correct is as serious as pineapple on pizza, it ain’t that deep. I’m still right though, you can be free to have your own thing without claiming to be something you’re not, it’s ok, it’s actually better!)

Son_of_dad ,

I love me some 1970s British Punk

ArcaneSlime ,

Hell yeah me too (but if we’re gonna have this fight, Iggy started it! Lol). I don’t mean to say that there aren’t punks still, or good shit being made, but you gotta know where to find it and people who claim to be “punk” have to pass a litmus test to find out if you’re the same type of punk as eachother (which is to say, of newer stuff would you rather listen to Vivisected Numbskulls or My Chemical Romance (or whatever those kids are into these days, idk because it is also a decidedly different genre people just proclaim to be punk and then you get called a gatekeeper because you recognize the difference in musical genres, fuck it I guess Buck Owens is punk too then.)

MermaidsGarden ,
@MermaidsGarden@lemmy.world avatar

No true Scotsman…

ArcaneSlime ,

Not one.

the_third ,

Punk ain’t dead, punk is just busy scrubbing the bathroom because the in-laws are coming for tea.

ArcaneSlime ,

Oh I know it isn’t “dead dead,” good shit is still being made, lot of it actually, and there’s some good gothy music being made too albeit more synthy stuff, but they’ve been bastardized from their original forms to the point of unrecognizability in some circumstances to the degree where people’s favorite “punk band” is My Chemical Aromas or some such nonsense.

I just personally think that rather than attach themselves poorly to an already developed subgenere/subculture, they should just call themselves their own thing. It’d be like if I said I’m a country star but all I do is spoken word, “no, you’re a spoken word star, and that is fantastic, but country music is one thing and you are another.”

Frankly imo, that is the charitable way to view it too, because otherwise I’d view them to be like the “punk” version of dudes in cowboy gear and silverados on their way to their accounting jobs.

SasquatchBanana ,

Punk scene is still active in my area and they are based af. Some Nazis tried to get in the scene and they were stomped away.

ArcaneSlime ,

My area has a bit going on too, and kicking out nazi punks is par for the course, but that isn’t what I’m talking about. I’m talking about people who’s “favorite punk band” is like my chemical romance or a day to remember, which are not punk.

Caitlynn ,
@Caitlynn@feddit.de avatar

They dont call themselves Goth, they get called Goth, as Seen in the meme

ArcaneSlime ,

X to doubt.

Dated one. Got stuck with them during the pandemic matter of fact. They most certainly do call themselves goth, because thick makeup in the style of “internet” and a pair of fishnets makes one goth now.

Sad state of affairs at the Ministry fan club.

sweetviolentblush , (edited )
@sweetviolentblush@sh.itjust.works avatar

Nah, real goths are still around. We still listen to all the classics, and most of those genres are still alive and have newer albums. Some of the newish (or thriving) goth genres are: minimal synth, witch house, neofolk, dark jazz, dark trap, deathstep, electropunk/synth punk. We’re just lurking in the shadows, which is kinda an obvious place for us to be when you think about it 😉

Violette ,

Deathstep is dupstep but by vampires?

sweetviolentblush ,
@sweetviolentblush@sh.itjust.works avatar

pretty much, yeah lol

Zithero ,

I mean, can be both.

There’s an insta model who’s full Goth/Satan to the point of having a Leviathan Cross on her insanely large fake tits and I had to at least shrug that she’s doing the full “Goth Bimbo” aesthetic… Like, full Satan Worship and evening full on committing sins of Lust and Pride at the same time.

Duel welding Sin.

AuthorityClassError ,

They insert themselves everywhere nowadays. Still doesn’t mean goth is the same as furry.

But yes, horse dicks Harry, Horse dicks everywhere.

TheLobotomist , in 2023-08-09.jpg
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driving_crooner ,
@driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br avatar

Can’t believe he missed the opportunity to add 41332 to the number of ways of how not to write dates.

Squirrel ,
@Squirrel@thelemmy.club avatar

I must be missing something.

Mutelogic ,

Excel ::shudder::

driving_crooner ,
@driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br avatar

Experience with excel.

hglman ,

I feel better that I don’t understand now.

uid0gid0 ,

Excel doesn’t display ISO dates unless you define a custom format.

lastjunkieonearth ,

They’re trying to make it look fake!

funkajunk ,
@funkajunk@lemm.ee avatar

Everyone tries to make it look fake. Fuckers!

SEND_BUTTPLUG_PICS ,
@SEND_BUTTPLUG_PICS@lemmy.world avatar

Drivingcrooner.com

lord_ryvan , (edited )

I recall writing a script that produces that 01237 with smaller digits around it for the current date. It lists the numbers that occur in the date (0, 2, 3 and 9 for 2023-09-09), the smaller digits show at which position they show up in a YYYYMMDD format (the 0 shows up on positions 2, 5 and 7)

The script has not been pushed online cause it was so dang bad

Sequentialsilence , in Never forget what they took from us...

And people wonder why I still play Factorio, Parkitect, ATS, or RCT. People suck and being able to ignore them is great.

FeelThePower ,
@FeelThePower@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

I absolutely love rollercoaster Tycoon. There really isn’t a game like it.

RampageDon ,

Have you tried Planet Coaster? Might be up your alley.

Subverb ,

I’ve been playing Planet Crafter waaay too much. Check it out if you like Factorio, Satisfactory, etc. It’s fun and super addictive. At least to me.

cor315 ,

Dyson Sphere Program

Subverb ,

I’ve played DSP, it’s a great game too. I’ll probably jump back to that when I burn out on Planet Crafter. The thing I don’t like about it and Satisfactory is conveyor belt management. The constant battle to rewire the spaghetti.

Hexarei ,
@Hexarei@programming.dev avatar

DSP recently got localized small distribution drones, you can convert any storage box into a tiny logistics station now. It’s pretty sweet, really reduces the spaghetti early on in recent playthroughs

linkhidalgogato ,

bruh factorio is literally in active development and has a huge active community, who would even think twice seeing someone playing it.

Pacmanlives ,

Here I am playing games from the 90s and 00s. Crazy that Quake III and Unreal Tournament are still active.

Sequentialsilence ,

When they’re good, they’re good. Good gameplay beats good graphics every day

onlooker ,
@onlooker@lemmy.ml avatar

I often use UT, Q3 and CS 1.6 as examples of how long a game can stay active when players are given tools to setup their own servers, as opposed to companies handling multiplayer themselves (and often killing it off in a few years).

anti_antidote ,

You might like Oxygen Not Included as well

LostXOR , in Every time Zionists call me an antisemite for speaking out against Israel

There's a big difference between being against Israel and being antisemitic, and people need to see that. Heck, I'm literally Jewish and I don't support Israel.

irmoz ,

And, as I’ve heard someone else point out - isn’t it literally anti-Semitic to assume that Jews and Israelis are, like, the same thing? And/or that Israel is, like, the global mouthpiece for Jews everywhere? Seems a bit reductive, to me… Seems on the same level as thinking the leader of Kenya, or Nigeria, or any African nation speaks for Black people everywhere.

Netanyahu isn’t the Emperor of Jews!

olbaidiablo ,

Wouldn’t it be more like “king of the Jews”? Btw, does anyone know where I can get a large cross and nails? Asking for a friend.

lemonmelon ,

Between the username and the shopping list, I believe we’ve got a Roman on our hands here…

Karyoplasma ,

Romanes eunt domus!

Agrivar ,

What’s this, then? ‘Romanes Eunt Domus’? ‘People called Romanes they go the house’?

archon ,

Romans go home (?)

Agrivar ,

No, it doesn’t. What’s Latin for ‘Roman’? Come on!

Buttons ,
@Buttons@programming.dev avatar

I’ve always felt the nation of Israel is squatting on the name. Like, aren’t there people outside of Israel-the-nation that also claim to be Israel (in the Biblical sense)?

conditional_soup ,

Israel, the state, tries to conflate the two in order to have an impenetrable shield against all scrutiny.

“Jesus Christ, Israel, why are you playing soccer with dead babies?!”

“Excuse me? What, do you hate Jews or something? What, are you some kind of Nazi?”

BestBouclettes ,

Israel has weaponized antisemitism, it’s not even a secret and they admitted it a while back. en.wikipedia.org/…/Weaponization_of_antisemitism?…

lolcatnip ,

Do you have a source for Israel admitting it? That Wikipedia article is long!

AngryCommieKender ,

Rubenberg 1989, p. 358: “The labeling of individuals who disagree with the lobby’s positions as “anti-Semitic” is a common practice among Israel’s advocates. For example, when Senator Charles Mathias [R., Maryland] voted in favor of the AWACs sale to Saudi Arabia, a Jewish newspaper in New York commented: “Mr. Mathias values the importance of oil over the well-being of Jews and the State of Israel. The Jewish people cannot be fooled by such a person, no matter what he said, because his act proved who he was.” Former Congressman Paul “Pete” McCloskey [R., California] also has had the charge of anti-Semitism leveled at him: “When I ran for reelection in 1980, I was asked a question about peace in the Middle East, and I said if we were going to have peace in the Middle East we members of Congress were going to have to stand up to our Jewish constituents and respectfully disagree with them on Israel. Well, the next day the Anti-Defamation League of the B’nai B’rith accused me of fomenting anti-Semitism, saying that my remarks were patently anti-Semitic.” Indeed, it may be that the weapon of greatest power possessed by the pro-Israeli lobby is its accusation of anti-Semitism. George Ball comments: “They’ve got one great thing going for them. Most people are terribly concerned not to be accused of being anti-Semitic, and the lobby so often equates criticism of Israel with anti-Semitism. They keep pounding away at that theme, and people are deterred from speaking out.” In Ball’s view, many Americans feel a “sense of guilt” over the Holocaust, and the result of their guilt is that the fear of being called anti-Semitic is “much more effective in silencing candidates and public officials than threats about campaign money or votes.””

From the Wikipedia article

Tartas1995 ,

Being against, doesn’t make you hateful anyway.

I am “against” religion as I think it does more harm than good but I am pro religious freedom for everyone and a peaceful cooperative global society. So I think that makes me hardly hateful towards religions or the believers. Well tbh I have a hard time accepting religious extremist positions in societies, but everything comes with a price… I take religious freedom for everyone if that means someone thinks a book with instructions on how to abort a baby is against abortion and that it should be law.

GreyEyedGhost ,

Most extremists are worrisome. Some cause more trouble for those around them than others, though. An extreme pacifist might get more abuse than someone who isn’t, for instance, and that isn’t great, but it’s a more personal problem than trying to force your views and behaviors on others, which many other types of extremists try to do.

Viking_Hippie ,

An extreme pacifist might get more abuse than someone who isn’t, for instance

Don’t know whether I’d qualify as extreme, but yeah, pacifism tends to be equated with all sorts of deliberate harm by some people who consider things like war and violent retribution necessary evils if not even inherently good 😮‍💨

Also, there’s the “sticking to your principles in spite of popular sentiment is the same as naïveté” crowd 🤦

brbposting ,

I’m against the Israeli government’s murder of children and murder of all the other innocent people in Palestine.

Should I be against Israel itself?

Note I’m [US] American, so I’m against the incalculable harms we’ve perpetrated on the world and our own citizens over the past couple hundred years. I would hesitate - pending some replies to me here - to say “I don’t support the USA” given the very cool people and the Bernie Sanders types and the benevolent US aid organizations and the National Parks and so on (some fediverse developers)… but have an open mind and curious to hear your thoughts on semantics.

bloodfart ,

Yes.

emergencyfood ,

At this point, when someone says they are ‘against Israel’, what they mean is that they are against the genocide the Israeli army is carrying out in Gaza. Maybe there are some who want the country itself toppled - neo-Nazis, for example, or those detached from reality - but they are a small minority (outside of Iran, perhaps).

land ,
@land@lemmy.ml avatar

What’s funny is how media and Zionists call Jews antisemitic.

cosmicrookie , in Come on Barbie lets go Party
@cosmicrookie@lemmy.world avatar

European here.

This seems to mainly only be an issue in the US. Socialism = Communism = Enemy

If at all anything, the opposite seems to be the case here. We’re looking at the US as a “this is how bad it will get if we let go” example

wintermute_oregon ,

Europe uses the word socialism differently. It’s a difference in how the words are used and the time they are used. If we consider socialism shared responsibility, we have it America in many ways but we are hesitant to expand it. That’s because of our fear of large government power.

If we me socialism as the workers owning the means of production. Well no country does that. Normally it’s the government owning everything and the workers being abused such as the Soviet Union or Cuba. That’s the large governments Americans dislike.

Valmond ,

Yeah, socialism isn’t taxing the rich, it is or at least have always led to brutal dictatorships because the real one is just communism with extra steps.

Social-democracy on the other hand is wonder for the people (see Sweden etc) in real life.

wintermute_oregon ,

I’m a conservative and read a wonderful article on why conservatives should be leading the charge to a social democracy like Sweden. It really changed my views on why we should be skippering certain endeavors. Just neither party here has really embraced the basic concept.

An example was national health care allowed people to be more entrepreneurial since that is a large risk to not have insurance here.

Valmond ,

That’s not being conservative my man.

wintermute_oregon ,

Then you don’t understand conservatism.

NewPerspective ,

🍿

Valmond ,

That’s not being conservative my man.

ComradePorkRoll ,

Yeah y’all really don’t want to end up like us. We’re not the land of the free. The streets are most definitely not paved with gold. We’re just a giant ponzi scheme.

Krauerking ,

It’s actually insane how many of our institutions are actually based on pyramid schemes. No wonder we all use it as the symbol for conspiracy because it is a huge portion of how anything runs in the US. Cover the costs by convincing more people to join in at a less beneficial or profitable step down the pyramid and hope someone else will be coming behind you for you to take from as well.

Ookami38 ,

Paved with gold? Lucky they’re paved at all this time of year.

bobs_monkey ,

No kidding. Their “fix” every year is to either fill all the potholes with asphalt, which the spring rains promptly loosen and get kicked out, or a thin “repaving” layer, which gets destroyed by the summer monsoons. I’m convinced Caltrans is a jobs program for people that can’t get a job otherwise, because those guys can’t seem to get anything done correctly.

scrubbles ,
@scrubbles@poptalk.scrubbles.tech avatar

I have a pothole literally 2 feet wide and at least 10 inches deep on my street that our city just can’t find the funds to fix…

Saurok ,

Start a social media account for pics of the pothole. Keep tagging city officials in it. Call or email someone every time you’re reminded that the pothole exists so they will be too. Make the city rue the day they gave Cave Johnson lem… Potholes.

whotookkarl ,
@whotookkarl@lemmy.world avatar

If they won’t do it some helpful citizen might end up reading something like www.wikihow.com/Fix-a-Pothole

someguy3 , (edited )

In addition: government programs that help everyone = helping black people = no.

I think this is the fundamental reason why the US never went to public/universal anything, be it healthcare, education, whatever.

AngryCommieKender ,

Yep. We should have told the colonies of Georgia and Carolina to fuck off, and we’ll get around to conquering them, after we kicked The King out of the other 11 colonies.

If one person had voted differently during The Continental Congress, we would have started abolishing slavery

someguy3 ,

Fascinating history.

volvoxvsmarla ,

the opposite seems to be the case here

Cries in Lindner

foggy ,

Socialism = Communism = Enemy*

*Unless Russia 🤑

cosmicrookie ,
@cosmicrookie@lemmy.world avatar

I think you missed the point

Revan343 ,

Russia isn’t socialist anymore. It’s a fascist capitalist hellscape, which is why Republicans like it

Cowbee ,
@Cowbee@lemmy.ml avatar

The USSR collapsed several decades ago. Russia now is fascist, over a Capitalist economy.

merc ,

There are elements of capitalism there, but I wouldn’t call it a capitalist economy. Capitalism requires that private individuals own the means of production. But, in Russia does anybody outside Putin’s inner circle really own anything?

Cowbee ,
@Cowbee@lemmy.ml avatar

Yes, absolutely. The Russian Federation is the direct result of a collapsing Socialist system in the hands of Capitalists, just because fewer and fewer people own things doesn’t mean it isn’t a direct result of Capitalization of the economy.

merc ,

The USSR wasn’t really socialist at its core, and the new Russia really isn’t capitalist at its core.

In the former system, the theory was that the people / workers owned the means of production. The reality was that it was the leader and those close to him who really “owned” them in the sense that they had power over them. It was all about who you knew in that system. In a true socialist system, it should have been up to the people to make decisions, but in the USSR it was up to the party’s elites, and the people just had to live with it.

In the current system, it’s Putin and his close circle who own everything. While they allow capitalist type activities to happen, the capitalists don’t really own anything. If they displease Putin anything they have can be taken away on a whim. If you stay on Putin’s good side, or at least stay beneath his notice, you can operate as a capitalist. But, become too successful and you’ll be reminded who’s in charge.

Both true socialism and true capitalism require that the rule of law apply to everyone, even the leaders. If the leader can just ignore the laws and seize the “means of production” without facing consequences, it’s authoritarianism, not capitalism or communism / socialism.

Cowbee ,
@Cowbee@lemmy.ml avatar

The USSR was a flawed form of Socialism, but was fundamentally Socialist. The majority of the economy was run by Worker Soviets, in a process called Soviet Democracy. The Politburo, ie the highest Soviet, had a massive amount of influence and power, but day to day decisions were made locally. I would agree, I don’t think it was a particularly good form of Socialism, but I would still consider it Socialist.

Modern Russia is absolutely Capitalist at its core, that’s the entire foundation of the Russian Federation. The Capitalists are the Oligarchs! The Inner Circle are Capitalists! just because it’s a higher stage of Capitalism doesn’t mean it ceases to be Capitalism.

merc ,

The USSR was a flawed form of Socialism, but was fundamentally Socialist

Was the rule of law strong enough that decisions were being made by the people, or were they being made by authoritarians? Because if key decisions weren’t being made by the people, it wasn’t socialist.

The Capitalists are the Oligarchs!

The Oligarchs are feudalists, not capitalists.

Cowbee ,
@Cowbee@lemmy.ml avatar

Yes, it actually was. The Politburo had outsized power, but the local Soviets ran most things. Again, incredibly flawed, but still Socialist.

Oligarchs are not land owners that take a portion of what food is grown by the Russian people, the Oligarchs are Capitalists.

merc ,

Oligarchs are not land owners

Oligarchs control the exploitation of Russia’s natural resources. Can’t get much more “land owner” than that.

Cowbee ,
@Cowbee@lemmy.ml avatar

Capitalists can do that as well, without being feudalists. You’re tying an ancient peasant-aristocrat structure to modern Capitalism just to avoid acknowledging that Capitalism has failed Russia.

merc ,

You’re trying to pretend that an oligarchy / dictatorship has something to do with capitalism because you hate capitalism.

Cowbee ,
@Cowbee@lemmy.ml avatar

On the contrary, I’m acknowledging that Capitalist business owners have swelled and looted Russia very effectively.

merc ,

Except it has nothing to do with capitalism.

Cowbee ,
@Cowbee@lemmy.ml avatar

It has everything to do with Capitalism. When the USSR collapsed and the Russian Federation came into place, Capitalists got much of the Capital, and are now the “oligarchs.”

Revan343 ,

just because fewer and fewer people own things doesn’t mean it isn’t a direct result of Capitalization of the economy

In fact that’s the natural progression of a Capitalist economy

bouh ,

Well, French president and several of its ministers are saying that socialist left, or radical left, is extremist. So no, it’s not an America problem. It’s very much a Europe problem too.

Annoyed_Crabby , in creator trolly

No, you are not. these people must’ve masturbated, hence they’re sinful.

GargleBlaster ,

Or they wore mixed fabric clothing, so they’re basically satan

Wolfen ,

Satin, you say?

Lifebandit666 ,

Statins

Gnugit ,

Wait, so all this time I should have been going full denim?

DmMacniel ,

Including your underpants. And socks.

VikingHippie ,

And skin.

AliceTheMinotaur ,

Santa

EmpathicVagrant ,

But you just created them. The whole of their lives they have been tied to that track the way a character is trapped in the holodeck. When have they had time to sin?

noobdoomguy8658 ,

Suddenly, you find yourself together with the people on the tracks.

EmpathicVagrant ,

-embrace sweet death

Sonotsugipaa ,
@Sonotsugipaa@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

They should just repent for existing, if they can’t even do that they’re basically just asking for the train

Annoyed_Crabby ,

According to the 20 commandments that i just made up-

drop one stone tablet

10 commandments that i just made up, thou shall not question the decision of god, hereby you’re sinned.

Wolfen ,

Nice reference drop there.

Nepenthe ,
@Nepenthe@kbin.social avatar

Even Jesus said imagining adultery is the same as committing it. They can still think, ergo they are worthy of punishment

Risk ,

So… Christianity has thought crimes?

interdimensionalmeme ,

Property is theft in the same way that religion is sin

letsgo ,

No. What he was saying is that everything you do starts off as a thought. So instead of policing your own actions, police your own thoughts and don’t entertain the bad ones when they enter your mind. Then when the opportunity presents itself - let’s say she indicates she’s up for a quickie behind the bike sheds, if you’ve already been fantasising about all the different scenarios you’re much more likely to take her up on it than if you haven’t. Therefore you should consider thinking about adultery as being just as bad as the act itself, even though it really isn’t.

SpiderShoeCult ,

so… thought crimes then?

VikingHippie ,

Absolutely.

interdimensionalmeme ,

I sin multiple times per day but it’s ok because I always make sure to kill god first.

wreckedcarzz ,
@wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world avatar

Imminent death and dismemberment is my kink

the simulation we are all trapped in resets as they now need to include a provision that no weird af kinks screw up the test

MonkderZweite ,

Aren’t they from birth sinful?

shasta , in I have several questions, actually

No, she cannot reach her butt to wipe, so always smells like poop and it’s always itchy.

vodka ,

No worries we have a solution for that www.youtube.com/watch?v=crfGXmxJ1vM

Uncle_Bagel ,

Horses cant wipe either but they do fine in terms if the smell. The trick is that they have an anus designed to prolapse a few inches so that the feces only ever comes into contact with the rectum and never exterior tissues.

Gabu ,

TIHI. Can we, as a community, delete his comment, please?

AlpacaChariot ,

I really hope you’re a vet or something and have a legit reason to know this

Balthazar ,
@Balthazar@sopuli.xyz avatar

… I did know before reading the post the reason we as humans are the only ones who wipe. Where did I learn this? From you (the internet) of course. Where else xD

horsey ,

dogs and cats do that weird thing where they scoot and rub their butts on the carpet… plus licking.

Uncle_Bagel ,

Actually, dogs also prolapse their anus. They scoot because their anal glands get backed up and that is the only way they can clear it out.

Felines, meanwhile, are not capable of prolapsing their anus, and instead use their tongues to remove any fecal matter that accumulates.

CaptnNMorgan ,

Any comforting words about cats and why that isn’t gross?

Zerush ,
@Zerush@lemmy.ml avatar
TopRamenBinLaden ,

Toilet paper companies don’t want you to know this one trick.

Teotwawki ,

If you haven’t bought a bidet (like $50-100 and a few minutes to install) or shower every time you poop, you are probably covered in feces right now. Toilet paper alone is kind of gross.

TopRamenBinLaden ,

I actually poop in the shower and waffle stomp it down the drain. I don’t even have a toilet.

WarmSoda , in You did it Mary!

Keep these CEO memes coming. These assholes need to have a spotlight shown on them. A company is not a person, a company is ran by people.

TopShelfVanilla ,

They’re laughing all the way to the bank. The have not one care for what you or I think of them

Risk ,

They do if we threaten their pockets or their lives.

Historically, which one is targeted is their choice.

TopShelfVanilla ,

Only one has ever really gotten their attention. They can always make more money.

Hiuhokiguess ,

I’ve heard eating them works too.

ICastFist ,
@ICastFist@programming.dev avatar

I’d rather steal from them. There’s a Brazilian saying, “A thief that steals from a thief has 100 years of forgiveness”

NeoTeNu ,

We have the same saying in Spanish, but it’s 1000 in our case, so if you steal do it in Rodrigo Montoya way :)

Maalus ,

Fucking hell people here on lemmy are batshit insane.

Risk ,

Pick a time in history where there was violent upheaval of working people. Tell me who they targeted first.

Maalus ,

You are calling for people’s deaths. That is a punishable offense and makes you batshit insane.

Risk ,

No. I’m highlighting that, historically, angry poor people have killed callous rich people.

It’s naive to not recognise it will happen again.

Maalus ,

You have about as much plausible deniability here as someone saying “watch out mr president, a lot of presidents have been assasinated in the past”.

Risk ,

¯_(ツ)_/¯ Convict me, then I guess.

Maalus ,

I hope you grow up and realise what you’re saying. Fat chance, but one can hope.

Risk ,

Billionaires are morally bankrupt, and I’m meant to take the high ground?

No, I don’t think I will.

treadful ,
@treadful@lemmy.zip avatar

Should name the companies as well.

WarmSoda ,

And the share holders

DeanFogg ,

Just replace ceos with AI lol

SpaceCowboy ,
@SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca avatar

Seriously, a lot of CEOs and most managers could be much more easily replaced by AI than the workers. Run some analysis on some metrics lay off people based on that. Go over the market analytics, direct staff to work on derivative versions of the products that have good numbers, cancel products that don’t. I’m not even sure if you really need AI for this, a very basic script could handle a lot of it.

Of course a program would be lacking in the common sense to say “Nobody is going to drop a week’s pay so they can go into a virtual world where they’re a poorly drawn legless cartoon character”. But present day CEOs make these mistakes anyway. It wouldn’t be good, but it wouldn’t be worse than the status quo.

Ertebolle , in Beef Stew

The most unrealistic thing about this is the fact that they get to the recipe after just one paragraph; the real version of this would have like 27 photos of the father, a long essay about growing up and his various demons, etc, and there would be at least half a dozen banners about things gut doctors are begging you not to eat along the way.

ivanafterall ,
@ivanafterall@kbin.social avatar

At least one or two sepia photos of the whole family gathered 'round a big pot of stew.

ThirdWorldOrder ,

The only way to actually see the recipe on one page is to hit the print recipe button

pancakes ,
@pancakes@sh.itjust.works avatar

The actual recipe would have the full police report, crime scene photos, and a catalogue of every item submitted into evidence.

Wogi ,

No no the real recipe is found buried in a list of court documents pertaining to the case.

FordBeeblebrox ,

Recipe is actually at the local courthouse, in the bottom of a locked filing cabinet stuck in a disused lavatory. Beware of the leopard.

Wogi ,

Ok but I got the sword hidden behind the shed at the start, so can I use that on the leopard or dies that game over you?

nrezcm ,

The real recipe were the friends we made a long the way.

knorke3 ,

you’ll need a slow cooker, like the one my dad inherited to me after his death. and lemme tell ya, it was one fine slow cooker […]

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  • TheChefSLC ,

    I am sure they will. I cannot see them not returning it, unless they pulled it up too fast, although I doubt that happened.

    That would have been a great catch!

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  • Oshka ,
    @Oshka@kbin.social avatar

    @abort_christian_babies

    @sjmarf @TheChefSLC

    What you linked said Atlantic/Shortness are protected. Pictures days it's a Lake Sturgeon (rock) so seems like it might have been okay to take the pic.

    GBU_28 ,

    Why do people @ a bunch of people now? They’ll naturally see the reply in the comment chain

    Brunbrun6766 ,
    @Brunbrun6766@lemmy.world avatar

    Weird Kbin stuff

    EnderofGames ,

    It's a kbin setting... It needs some refining. There is no @ autocomplete, so turning it on is the only way to have easy access to the names of who you want to ping. But people who don't know how it works...

    Anyways, you also have to turn on notifications to see if people respond to you in kbin. So it needs some work.

    Dkarma ,

    If they have a stamp and it is in season it is completely legal. If not they will be arrested and fined.

    VHS , in Remember me comrades!
    @VHS@hexbear.net avatar

    it looks like the only comments of yours that were removed were for making inflammatory comments about homeless people on public transport in a place you don’t live.

    Someonelol OP ,

    Dude I was speaking from experience in that post. I live there and took the train daily. Do I need to show you my LA Metro card to prove it?

    VHS ,
    @VHS@hexbear.net avatar

    Post your credit card number and DLN while you’re at it.

    So a mod didn’t like a comment you made which was interpreted as encouraging anti-homeless hate. Instead of just moving on you decided to make this about “tankies” despite no one saying anything about Marxist ideology, China, or anything related. I think you’re just looking to pick a fight with us because we’re dirty pinko commies or something.

    Nakoichi ,
    @Nakoichi@hexbear.net avatar

    That was probably a more level headed way to deal with this person than the way too generous effort post I just commented lol

    Thedogspaw ,

    If this was reddit I would say that post belongs on r/confidentialityincorrect

    chair ,

    Show a verification hog pic to continue posting

    JoYo ,
    @JoYo@lemmy.ml avatar

    stay classy, hexbear

    TankieCatgirl ,
    @TankieCatgirl@hexbear.net avatar

    stay classist, LIB

    GBU_28 ,

    I love that y’all use that as an insult. It only carries any weight in your own echo chamber, you know that right? No where else on the planet (be it a forum or a physical space) does that mean anything. Well, maybe within north korea

    Krause ,
    @Krause@lemmygrad.ml avatar

    maybe within north korea

    Don’t worry, absolutely no one there is thinking about internet liberals, the DPRK lives rent-free in your head though xi pointing at the screen

    GBU_28 ,

    Lol yeah they’re thinking about the coming winter, or the reality that they aren’t even allowed to leave their country (for all but the most privileged) unfortunately

    Krause ,
    @Krause@lemmygrad.ml avatar

    they aren’t even allowed to leave their country

    This is true, do you know who keeps them inside though? The United Nations’ Security Council.

    Security Council Tightens Sanctions on Democratic People’s Republic of Korea, Unanimously Adopting Resolution 2397 (2017)

    […] the Security Council today further tightened sanctions on the country, severely restricting fuel imports and other trade, as well as the ability of its citizens to work abroad.

    GBU_28 ,

    So when they cross the dmz are they loaded in a catapult and sent back?

    Krause ,
    @Krause@lemmygrad.ml avatar

    Hilarious joke, almost as funny as supporting sanctions that kill people because the sanctioned country has a scary ideology you know nothing about.

    GBU_28 ,

    Uh huh. Keep defending them, very impressive. I wonder how the government of nk earned those sanctions?

    Indeed their people suffer in more.ways than one.

    I’m sure folks worried about food are the ones not finding work abroad 🙄

    Krause ,
    @Krause@lemmygrad.ml avatar

    I wonder how the government of nk earned those sanctions?

    Acquiring nuclear warheads and weapons that can be used with said warheads, the same thing Israel did and wasn’t punished for, I wonder why that is…

    (hint: one of these states is an American puppet!)

    ThereRisesARedStar ,

    Also acquired in the context of preventing the world superpower from killing 20 percent of them again without them having to spend so much on their conventional military.

    ThereRisesARedStar ,

    Quick, tell me about the taean work system, which is used in all medium and large workplaces, without googling it. Since you’re so informed about the dprk

    (The point of this is to make you reconsider how much you actually know about the country that isnt just straight up propaganda)

    GBU_28 , (edited )

    I’ll meet you: without googling I believe that is a work transfer system with China. I think it’s rail based, and I think they stay for some time.

    But they aren’t free to go where they please, or leave the region entirely without ramifications.

    Edit cause I was honest: I was wrong.

    But are you purporting this agricultural system as effective?

    Further I assume you bring that no fact up as argument that collectivist style policy is effective and happening, I would argue it is ineffective and still only a farce under authoritarianism. Else why would nk receive aid, and experience famine?

    Lastly, I don’t need to know the economic history of the country to know where they are now. It’s not propaganda that got me here, it’s their own words and reports.

    ThereRisesARedStar ,

    But are you purporting this agricultural system as effective?

    It isnt their agricultural system, I would suggest you reread the whole thing because you’ve missed the most important aspect of what taean means. It means a collaboration between organized local labor and wider democracy, overseen by special interests such as the woman’s league.

    Further I assume you bring that no fact up as argument that collectivist style policy is effective and happening, I would argue it is ineffective and still only a farce under authoritarianism. Else why would nk receive aid, and experience famine?

    Why would you argue it is ineffective? Studies show the cooperatives work better than privately owned businesses. Also you haven’t established that the dprk is “authoritarian” any more than any other state.

    They experienced famine after the collapse of the USSR, theyre doing fine on food now.

    Lastly, I don’t need to know the economic history of the country to know where they are now. It’s not propaganda that got me here, it’s their own words and reports.

    Well, you should. They tried to liberate the south when the US and US puppet dictator were killing tens of thousands of protestors. 20 percent of them died and all their infrastructure was bombed. After the war they did better under a socialist economy than the South until the US massively subsidized the South and the USSR collapsed, cutting off trade because of sanctions from the people who committed genocide on them (the US)

    I would like to know what “own words and reports” you’re referring to.

    TankieCatgirl ,
    @TankieCatgirl@hexbear.net avatar

    I would like to know what “own words and reports” you’re referring to.

    yeonmi-park

    GarbageShoot ,

    It’s not propaganda that got me here, it’s their own words and reports.

    This is an unusual claim, as most people do not let the DPRK speak for itself, even to then refute it. All you see is third hand horseshit along with defector “testimony”.

    420blazeit69 ,

    I wonder how the government of nk earned those sanctions?

    “We do horrible things to them, but we’re the good guys so they must deserve it”

    GarbageShoot ,

    I wonder how the government of nk earned those sanctions?

    This is such a deranged thing to say. Do you think this about Cuba too?

    GBU_28 ,

    Cuba and north Korea are not the same country fyi

    America bad, if it helps you clock out

    GarbageShoot ,

    They are not the same, but it is America sanctioning both of them, and despite your worthless disavowed, your claim still rests on the tacit assumption that it is fairly arbitrating which civilian population deserves to suffer for decades.

    BurgerPunk ,
    @BurgerPunk@hexbear.net avatar

    So you’re against the sanctions against Cuba, but for the sanctions against the DPRK?

    captcha ,

    I wonder how the government of nk earned those sanctions?

    Please enlighten me on why you think that is?

    Also do you think the DPRK is a real sovreign nation?

    ikilledtheradiostar ,

    No they give them lots of money so they can be used as propaganda, like that lady that claimed NK moved trains with people and ate mud.

    www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-39170614

    GarbageShoot ,

    Very few people fleeing the country do it via the dmz. They go through China (and get on a boat) because it’s actually pretty easy for them to go to China. Trying to cross the DMZ is liable to get them shot at by troops on both sides because you really aren’t supposed to cross without authorization, including southerners going north.

    Alaskaball ,
    @Alaskaball@hexbear.net avatar

    If “on the planet” you mean primarily the U.S and secondarily the rest of the “west” while excluding the majority of humanity on the planet, then sure.

    You’re so brainwashed and conditioned into believing you have more in common with some ghoul billionaire that values your life insofar as much as they can extract wealth out of you than your own fellow worker.

    GBU_28 ,

    I mean everywhere that isn’t China or Russia or one of their satellites/annexes yeah.

    Not sure where you got the billionaire thing, I’ve never defended them, in word or action. (Living in a capitalist country and needing a job for resources doesn’t make me a billionaire apologist)

    Liberalism and billionaire worship are not the same thing, same as communism and xi are not the same thing.

    To be clear: just because xi figuratively leads a communist country doesn’t mean this policy is perfectly communist.

    Same thing goes for billionaires existing in a liberal society.

    Lastly, the existence of either doesn’t invalidate the tenets of either ideology

    Thedogspaw ,

    Xi is no different than any other billionaire shit head most of the communist party top leaders use there position to gain control over the state controlled businesses

    GBU_28 ,

    We can agree on that

    BurgerPunk ,
    @BurgerPunk@hexbear.net avatar

    Of course you agree on something that’s bullshit about an AES

    ThereRisesARedStar ,

    The cia literally called him redder than red and unable to be corrupted by money lmao

    wikileaks.org/plusd/cables/09BEIJING3128_a.html

    Clever_Clover ,
    @Clever_Clover@hexbear.net avatar
    GarbageShoot ,

    This is incoherent. Xi has administrative control (or influence) over state enterprises, but he isn’t getting profits or stock options from them, so there are no grounds for calling him a billionaire

    communist party top leaders use there position to gain control over the state controlled businesses

    This is like saying you became a police commissioner to gain control over local police cars. Yeah, an explicit part of your job is that you can direct them, but the claim is so tautological that it looks like you are saying something else. It’s not like Xi will retain control of these enterprises after he leaves office.

    BurgerPunk ,
    @BurgerPunk@hexbear.net avatar

    Tell me you know nothing about the PRC without saying you know nothing about the PRC

    Thedogspaw ,

    Sure dude xi is such a great leader real humanitarian bro I’ve read more about that scumbag than you will ever know

    BurgerPunk ,
    @BurgerPunk@hexbear.net avatar

    I’m sure you’ve read plenty of propaganda

    Thedogspaw ,

    Your right no propaganda in china from the state controlled no independent media allowed

    BurgerPunk ,
    @BurgerPunk@hexbear.net avatar

    You think corporate controled media is better?

    captcha ,

    Xi first started geting so much hate from the west because he actually started purging communist party members for being too involved in the private sector. If he was encouraging the bourgeoisification of the CPC he would be hailed by the west.

    BurgerPunk ,
    @BurgerPunk@hexbear.net avatar

    None of that makes any sense

    GarbageShoot ,

    Obligatory comment that brainwashing is a myth rooted in orientalism and later pseudoscience, propagated by the US in order to make excuses for US soldiers defecting during the Korean War (et al).

    ShimmeringKoi ,
    @ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net avatar

    That must be why you felt the need to respond to it.

    GBU_28 ,

    This is a message board, where we reply to each other.

    By your approach: why did you feel the need to defend him? See? Silly.

    ShimmeringKoi ,
    @ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net avatar

    This is a meesage board, where we reply to each other

    stupidpol

    Thedogspaw ,

    This is a massage board where we reply to each other see silly Billy 😜

    TankieCatgirl ,
    @TankieCatgirl@hexbear.net avatar

    My pronouns are right next to my username, and you still can’t get them right. Real fucking classy.

    GBU_28 ,

    I literally can’t see them in voyager

    TankieCatgirl ,
    @TankieCatgirl@hexbear.net avatar

    Didn’t know that, but my username has girl right in it, so still no excuse to assume I’m male.

    GBU_28 ,
    1. A handle does not imply gender, I’ve been around since early IRC and it’s never been true.
    2. I referred to you as “y’all” when I replied directly. When I replied later I didn’t even look at your name again, or remember who you were. I replied to “shimmering koi”. Is that a fish person? Obviously not.
    3. I fucking hate tankies but I have zero issue with any gender, pronoun, sexuality, race, ethnicity, etc. If I ever had to talk to you again, I’d be fine to refer to you as whatever you want. But I wouldn’t remember you because this is a anonymous social media platform and identify is meaningless.
    4. I forgot to block you in the first place lol
    GBU_28 ,

    This is a message board, where we reply to each other.

    By your approach: why did you feel the need to defend him? See? Silly.

    panopticon ,

    maybe within north korea

    Nice whataboutism you centrist liberal tankie!!!

    GarbageShoot ,

    I am pretty sure “classist” is seen as a valid insult even among radlibs, and many other people believe in equivalent terms (“elitist” is not too far off)

    GBU_28 ,

    Referring to “lib”

    GarbageShoot ,

    That’s even sillier, since American parlance is definitely not universal and in most countries the colloquial meaning of “liberal” is essentially that of a market-loving centrist

    Also, obviously, real-world American leftists use it too: www.youtube.com/watch?v=3cdqQ2BdgOA

    GBU_28 ,

    Again, to millions and millions a “market loving centrist” is not an insult

    GarbageShoot ,

    You say “again,” but that’s a radically different claim from “this is an insult nowhere in the real world”. Even in neoliberal states it’s often an insult!

    BurgerPunk ,
    @BurgerPunk@hexbear.net avatar

    cringe imagine not being insulted by “market loving centrist”

    ShimmeringKoi ,
    @ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net avatar

    And to billions more it is, so going by consensus…

    AOCapitulator ,
    @AOCapitulator@hexbear.net avatar

    The “show 18 more comments” button below this comment isn’t loading and I so desperately want to see the cope within angery

    AntiOutsideAktion ,
    @AntiOutsideAktion@hexbear.net avatar

    Unironically hell yeah we do

    HornyOnMain ,
    @HornyOnMain@hexbear.net avatar

    We try our best ritzy-marx

    The hexbear promise is that anti-homeless rhetoric will continue to be bullied

    moosetwin ,
    @moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

    And it really sucks, because I agree with them (about lemmygrad and hexbear)

    Allonzee , (edited ) in US grade school textbooks

    Remember, small impressionable children, oligarchy and rigged market capitalism is the only way, everything else is evil and anti-freedom, and remember to compete against your fellow Americans to try to get more than them!

    For our next lesson, critical thinking and reasoning! Just kidding, we don’t do that here. It doesn’t help to make you better laborers.

    And now onto history, open your textbooks to page 33:

    https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/bfaf13f4-b6cc-4c5b-819c-95995b9ac519.jpeg

    pigup ,

    Damn that picture is pissing me off lol

    Allonzee ,

    Imagine what Native Americans must think of such depictions.

    MindTraveller ,

    I think it pisses them off too

    blanketswithsmallpox ,

    For First Thanksgiving?

    Most of that is believed to have happened or is so cloaked in mythos that any version is likely to be true if you’re talking the American version.

    Source, native. The women being there is the thing that’s least likely to be true.

    Nearly all of what historians have learned about one of the first Thanksgiving comes from a single eyewitness report: a letter written in December 1621 by Edward Winslow, one of the 100 or so people who sailed from England aboard the Mayflower in 1620 and founded Plymouth Colony in Massachusetts. William Bradford, Plymouth’s governor in 1621, wrote briefly of the event in Of Plymouth Plantation, his history of the colony, but that was more than 20 years after the feast itself.

    en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thanksgiving

    history.com/…/first-thanksgiving-colonists-native…

    JasonDJ ,

    Well if they wanted to tell their side of the story, they should’ve won.

    Not our fault they didn’t invent guns or a bunch of diseases by domesticating livestock in population centers!

    davel , in Obviously, supporting a New York real estate billionaire is anti-establishment for some reason
    @davel@lemmy.ml avatar
    toasteecup ,

    Socialism by definition is not anti establishment. It’s anti current establishment but the philosophy is geared towards a bigger government “establishment”.

    migo ,

    No, it is not. Socialism does not mean statism. Please feel free to read up on libertarian socialism, Anarcho syndicalism or even eco socialism. The Greens/EFA in europe lean towards libertarian socialism.

    entropicdrift ,

    Libertarian socialist here: Say it again for the people at the back.

    Valmond ,

    How does that work together? Like a socio democratic flavor?

    entropicdrift ,

    Right now our government has been trending authoritarian, but our companies are full-blown dictatorships.

    In my ideal world, we don’t have private ownership of businesses. Instead of banks we only have credit unions, instead of corporations providing services, we’d have worker’s co-ops. We wouldn’t even really have a stock market per-se, because everyone would own a share of every company.

    The duty of our collective ventures is to benefit mankind, not to steal from the poor and give to the rich. Furthermore, our society should be optimized for the freedom of its people, not the freedom of its corporate masters nor the freedom of its military industrial complex.

    Probably the most prominent libertarian socialist thinker is Noam Chomsky.

    toasteecup ,

    I was 100% not aware if libertarian socialism. Definitely something to learn about. Thank you

    force ,

    Depends which sense of “socialism” you mean, purely Marxist socialism perhaps, socialism in general no.

    thedirtyknapkin ,

    I’m pretty sure that’s the difference between anti establishing and anti government. the “establishment” is the established power structure. technically fascists ARE anti establishment in most places. and that’s a very good thing.

    DragonTypeWyvern ,

    Are they tho

    Republicans are going mask off, Italy is run by fascists again, AfD is at 20%, Putin is invading neighbors and bankrolling white supremacists world wide, Israel’s engaging in open genocide, their neighbors wish they could do the same, the second largest party in Sweden was founded by Neo-Nazis…

    TheBat ,
    @TheBat@lemmy.world avatar

    Don’t forget India’s BJP/VHP/RSS ecosystem.

    thedirtyknapkin ,

    that’s still only a very small handful of places, though i agree. it’s spreading.

    OurToothbrush ,

    Fascists only pretend to be anti establishment their whole thing is preserving capitalism when it enters crisis.

    thedirtyknapkin ,

    hmm, that feels a bit like splitting hairs. at that point we have to argue whether the establishment is capitalism, or the government. and that just seems like a pedantic argument about semantics that will accomplish nothing. point being, most fascists want to overthrow their current government.

    OurToothbrush ,

    The government is part of the structure of capitalism though. It is an expression of the power of capital.

    uis , (edited )
    @uis@lemmy.world avatar

    You are confusing socialism with communism. Latter is anti-establishment.

    davel ,
    @davel@lemmy.ml avatar

    You are confusing left-liberalism with socialism.

    Dyskolos , in I'm really getting over the enshitification of the internet.

    Haha, so true. I really really miss the “old” interwebz. Imagine the content of back-then with the hardware of today. The dream of yesteryear would come true. A blazingly fast net. Just html with a bit of JS (when really needed). Not 10 frameworks (each used for one function), dozens of mb of graphics, a gazillion of cookies and tracker-scripts and… Jeez.

    Today i need so much stuff to fight the other stuff, it’s stuffmageddon.

    Oh and if you’re also European you can also fight (for free!) the silly cookie-war.

    TrismegistusMx ,

    4chan back before the Nazi takeover was like the wild west. My favorite part was “Lithursday,” when we would share images with embedded PDFs of copyrighted content, including rare books, anarchist materials, and military manuals. I often wonder if those unusually large .jpgs are still floating around the internet waiting to be unlocked. I also saw legitimate acts of activism and terrorism unfolding live, without the interpretation and propaganda of the state.

    SaintWacko ,

    Oh man, I remember that. I’m sure I still have an Anarchist 's Cookbook floating around from one of those

    Dyskolos ,

    Oh yes… The rise (and fall) of 4chan. At least the site is still relatively lean, so that’s that 🤷🏻‍♂️

    asteriskeverything ,

    Not 10 frameworks (each used for one function), dozens of mb of graphics,

    Have you seen the old internet?! It would have been even more gifs, music players, and oh the flash websites! Haha I know that’s really not your point but this jumped out at me and made me chuckle.

    tpihkal ,

    At least it came on a free CD.

    Ross_audio ,

    *shiny coaster

    Steve ,

    Under construction 😩

    Dyskolos ,

    Ok touché 😩

    Mango ,

    Yes pls

    Dyskolos ,

    Point taken. The gifs were rising strongly, and music on websites was worse than a rusty nail in my dingdong. But still. One plugin today would’ve just got ridden of those and it would still load faster 😁

    ares35 ,
    @ares35@kbin.social avatar

    some of our clients are on what the telco calls 'extended' dsl. they're waaaay tf out at the 'end of the line' where speeds can be as shitty as 250-500kbps; there's even a couple still on dialup. so we definitely consider the weight of a page and how many connections are made for each when we do our own sites.

    Dyskolos ,

    I’d love that… The weight-considered-site that is. Not the 500k line 😁

    A_Very_Big_Fan ,

    Today i need so much stuff to fight the other stuff, it’s stuffmageddon.

    The most relatable statement of the year so far. It’s so exhausting ;-;

    Ulvain , in Rent is Robbery

    I don’t know what you millenial z’s or something keep complaining about - just buy a detached single family house with a backyard in the city for 125k and pay up your 1% interest rate mortgage within 10 years while your wife keeps it clean and drinks herself to death while resenting you daily, like any civilized 30 year old with a job for life and guaranteed payout pension does!

    Is the /s really necessary?

    Nikelui ,
    @Nikelui@kbin.social avatar

    Is the /s really necessary?

    Depending on the age range, someone might think you are being serious. I'd just leave it.

    bdazman ,

    Look at these fucking comments around us, it’s clearly neccesary.

    Promethiel ,
    @Promethiel@lemmy.world avatar

    Man. Every time I see it again spelled out, how smooth these disingenuous decrepit assholes had it when they were my age, I start wishing for a claymore and a stump.

    ComradeChairmanKGB ,
    @ComradeChairmanKGB@lemmygrad.ml avatar

    Use a guillotine, we aren’t savages.

    Haha ,

    If someone thinks you are serious this would prove the dystopian reality even more haha

    bdazman ,

    Landlords out here in lemmy dot marxist lenninists comments deadass pretending their right to steal wealth is more important than ones fundamental human right to housing.

    Let this be your reminder that “Landlords” do nothing of value. Anytime they claim they are, they are doing the work of an occupation that possibly does, like an electrician or developer or architect or carpenter or handyman or painter or realtor. Ticket scalpers don’t create tickets. Don’t let these antisocial freaks rewrite the dictionary, or excuse their own refusal to read anything about their own behavior.

    If they try to cosplay as a pitiable person who only owns a house and doesn’t want to be broke, tell them that their victims don’t want that either, and only the landlord hates working for a living more than they hate parasitizing the wealth others. Their “ethical and reasonable” rent seeking is enabled by the threat of violence from the other “unreasonable” rent seekers, therefore acting as a single unified class.

    They could have sold their houses to profit, but that’s not enough for them. They must do their part to squeeze every drop of blood from that soil so that they don’t accidentally decomodify housing even slightly by providing their smidge of housing to the captive market.

    Read On The Rent of the Land. Fuckers.

    Noctechnical ,

    Sir, this is a meme community

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