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spauldo , in my bad bro!

I’m struggling to think of any situation where a 2yo would come in contact with a hippopotamus that doesn’t involve criminal levels of negligence.

Ho_Chi_Chungus ,
@Ho_Chi_Chungus@hexbear.net avatar

Somebody trying to make Harambe 2 is my only guess

qisope ,
@qisope@lemmy.world avatar

you can’t keep track of where every hippopotamus is all the time. sometimes you’re just going about your day and there one is, swallowing your kid.

loaExMachina , (edited )

He was just playing by himself near his home. And his home was near a lake in Uganda . nypost.com/…/hippo-swallows-spits-out-2-year-old-…

spauldo ,

I’m not sure I’d let my kid play outside unsupervised if my yard was occasionally visited by hippos.

tracyspcy , (edited ) in Lemmy might, MIGHT have a small bias towards the left
@tracyspcy@lemmy.ml avatar

There is not such thing as middle class, pure sophistic. There are only 2 classes, proletariat and bourgeoisie.

lossykittens ,

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  • tracyspcy ,
    @tracyspcy@lemmy.ml avatar

    You just wrote the saddest, shortest story about illiteracy ever

    Egon ,
    @Egon@hexbear.net avatar

    Wish I could be proud of my smooth brain.

    “Hehe I’m an idiot, sure owned you huh?”

    Graylitic ,

    “Haha, I can’t read”

    Legendsofanus ,

    Why is there a garbage can in front of your username?

    lossykittens ,

    I’m not sure

    Egon ,
    @Egon@hexbear.net avatar

    There is something to be said of a small artisan class which Marx wrote a bit about - artists and the like. However it’s more of an academic discussion than anything that really matters

    TreadOnMe ,
    @TreadOnMe@hexbear.net avatar

    From an purely pedantic Marxist standpoint, that is not true. Marx identified several classes. It’s just that he saw societal transformational potential in both the bourgeoisie (a revolution he lived and was living through) and the proletariat (a revolution that he expected and wanted to happen).

    tracyspcy ,
    @tracyspcy@lemmy.ml avatar

    It’s true that more than 2 were mentioned, but my comment is still accurate enough.

    TreadOnMe ,
    @TreadOnMe@hexbear.net avatar

    Again, purely pedantically, no it is not, unless you just mean ‘the middle class does not exist’, then we are in agreement. There are many classes that still exist, but only 2 have ‘revolutionary potential’ according to Marx.

    Though I (and Lenin and Mao) would even disagree with that. The ‘peasantry’ of the 20th century proved to be more than capable at staging their own revolutions.

    tracyspcy ,
    @tracyspcy@lemmy.ml avatar

    Again, no one disagreeing in existence of more than 2 classes (many of them in decay since Marx time). And again, considering the post, the comment is valid enough. Not from a pedantic point of view, but in current circumstances it makes the point. Existence, motion, decay and revolutionary potential of classes is an interesting topic, but I doubt that under the meme post about “middle class”. No offence.

    TreadOnMe ,
    @TreadOnMe@hexbear.net avatar

    Look, when one says “There are (as in exists) only two classes” I generally expect them to mean “There are (as in exists) only two classes.” Which is not true.

    I’m not offended, it’s just that I made my pedantic point, and now you are insisting that you didn’t say something that you said. You are only technically wrong, and it’s still a better quip than mine.

    Look, I’ll take the L here if it really matters all that much to you, but claiming that we can’t make theoretical mountains out of molehills in terms of theory in arbitrary instances is practically denying our Marxist heritage. If anything we should be founding and publishing newsletters against each other at this point. Surely you can spare a section of a little ol’ measly memes comment section.

    huf ,

    let’s go back to the roots! jeff bezos is middle class, prince harry is upper class. there.

    if it’s rich but has no hereditary title, it’s middle class :)

    Egon ,
    @Egon@hexbear.net avatar

    Okay but them we do kinda need to bring the clergy and the artisans back as well. And more rural people, so were probably gonna have to send some people out into the countryside. Maybe some of the many office workers, they are all just doing the same work in competing branches, it’s completely redundant.
    Aw fuck we just turned into pol pot

    Colour_me_triggered , in As an owner of children, I approve this message

    Yeah ok I’ll just fucking have my kids put down at the vet before I go on holiday! Get a fucking grip!

    Mercival ,

    Honestly? You should.

    thorbot ,

    Thanks, Satan!

    oregoncom ,
    @oregoncom@hexbear.net avatar

    They should put soulless freaks like you down. Having empathy for literal babies is a basic requirement for a human being.

    riceandbeans161 ,

    don’t go on holiday if you have cum pets. You chose that when you couldn’t keep it in your pants.

    Colour_me_triggered ,

    You think you’re more deserving of a holiday just because you’re shooting blanks?

    riceandbeans161 ,

    i stay quiet and read my book and don’t annoy the entire plane/train/bus.

    MrLuemasG , (edited )

    You’re annoying the entirety of lemmy instead

    PseudoSpock ,
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    I’m here on lemmy, and I think he right fine. Shit, I should buy him a beer. It’s the baby’s that annoy, aaaand their entitled parents.

    Colour_me_triggered ,

    Do you want a medal?

    JamesConeZone ,
    @JamesConeZone@hexbear.net avatar

    You are annoying the entire forum right now. You are outsourcing your shittiness online because you are deeply unwell and need an outlet

    mnemonicmonkeys ,

    You do realize you don’t have to take a plane to go on vacation, right? It won’t kill you to not take a plane for a couple of years

    Hupf ,

    One kind of people makes humanity not go extinct in the near future.

    toxicbubble ,

    humans are an overpopulated and invasive species, there are millions of human children waiting to be fostered

    ArcticLynx ,

    b-but muh genes

    ArbitraryValue ,

    Genetics isn’t destiny, but a lot of important traits are highly heritable. Consider for example the heritability of IQ. I can see why someone who considers him or herself a good specimen would want children more like him or herself that like the sort of person whose children end up needing to be adopted.

    ArcticLynx ,

    yeah that actually makes sense

    ArbitraryValue ,

    Eh, I’m mortal anyway. I don’t benefit from other people’s annoying offspring being around after I’m gone.

    Colour_me_triggered ,

    And they don’t benefit from your presence now, or in the future, or at any point actually.

    ArbitraryValue ,

    Yeah, that’s why I leave them alone and I want them to leave me alone.

    autismdragon ,
    @autismdragon@hexbear.net avatar

    cum pets

    cringe

    oregoncom ,
    @oregoncom@hexbear.net avatar

    Just because you’re so ugly nobody would ever reproduce with you doesn’t give you excuse to whine about children all the time. Go back to r/childfree you soulless redditor.

    MYCOOLNEJM ,
    @MYCOOLNEJM@sh.itjust.works avatar

    Were you forced to have kids at gunpoint?

    Logical solution to this is to wait until your kid grows up a little bit and stops crying for no fucking reason. You can still travel with your toddler if you really want to, but use your own car. I don’t get the reason to take a kid this young, to travel with you, since he’s not going to remember anything anyway

    hihello ,

    People have families lol

    MYCOOLNEJM ,
    @MYCOOLNEJM@sh.itjust.works avatar

    We all have families…

    Colour_me_triggered ,

    I live in Norway. It’s my constitutional right to have 5 weeks of paid holiday a year (excluding public holidays) whether or not I have children. Driving isn’t viable as it would take several days just to get to a ferry that leaves Norway. Crying children are a part of flying, get used to it.

    MYCOOLNEJM ,
    @MYCOOLNEJM@sh.itjust.works avatar

    You can have holidays in the same country that you live you know… Since you have a small child, it would be best to take care of him, instead of flying around in planes

    Colour_me_triggered ,

    A couple of hours in a plane is less stressful for a toddler than several days in a car seat I assure you.

    MYCOOLNEJM ,
    @MYCOOLNEJM@sh.itjust.works avatar

    Probably yeah, but also less stressful would be to plan your exotic seaside resort vacation in two years, when the little spawn of satan is not prone to crying for reasons classified.

    PseudoSpock ,
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    Doesn’t mean you have to fly somewhere for a simple holiday.

    Colour_me_triggered ,

    Yes I could drive a day and go camping in northern Scandinavia and get eaten alive by mosquitoes the size of sparrow hawks.

    PseudoSpock ,
    @PseudoSpock@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

    Could you? Then we can find that child a better parent.

    Colour_me_triggered ,

    Children* they enjoy their holidays in Spain.

    PseudoSpock ,
    @PseudoSpock@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

    It’s a baby, baby don’t know, baby don’t care. YOU want time in Spain. Ffs

    Colour_me_triggered ,

    No I fucking hate the sun. If I enjoyed the beach, I wouldn’t live in Norway.

    PseudoSpock ,
    @PseudoSpock@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

    This broke me. You win. Lol. Best answer.

    zloubida , (edited )
    @zloubida@lemmy.world avatar

    Are you forced to take a plane at gunpoint?

    Logical solution to this is to use your own means of transportation in order to be sure to be alone if you don’t like children. You can still take a plane if you really want to, but use your own plane. I don’t get the reason to take public means of transportation, since there will always be other people in them anyway.

    thorbot ,

    Oh right I’ll just take one of my many planes that I have just fucking lying around

    zloubida ,
    @zloubida@lemmy.world avatar

    It was an answer to Mycoolnejm, not to you ^^

    Colour_me_triggered ,

    You realise that some people live in places where that isn’t possible. I have to drive for about 10 hours to not be in the Arctic anymore.

    MYCOOLNEJM ,
    @MYCOOLNEJM@sh.itjust.works avatar

    Lol, allright let me just sit with my fucking toddler right next to you in a 6 hour flight. I coud’ve just waiter two years until he’s old enough to not cry at random shit to take him to Spain, but fuck ya’ll. I’m not locked in here with you, you’re locked in here with me and my toddler

    Landrin201 ,
    @Landrin201@lemmy.ml avatar

    90% of your profile’s comments are in this thread

    Either you seriously hate children to a ridiculous degree- in which case you need to see a therapist because this shit ain’t healthy- or you’re a troll.

    I’m going with troll.

    MYCOOLNEJM ,
    @MYCOOLNEJM@sh.itjust.works avatar

    Yes, because I disagree, I automatically hate children and I’m brain damaged. Very smart argument 👍. And I just started commenting, so of course all of my comments are going to be here, since I’m arguing with you all and your lame ass excusees

    thorbot ,

    Yes I’ll just load my kids up into the car and drive across the fucking ocean to see my family.

    mnemonicmonkeys ,

    It won’t kill you to not go to Norway for a couple of years

    Colour_me_triggered ,

    I live in Norway. But sometimes it’s nice to leave for a few weeks.

    Honytawk ,

    It is also nice to not be on a plane with crying kids.

    Colour_me_triggered ,

    So buy your own plane…

    PseudoSpock ,
    @PseudoSpock@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

    That would solve a lot of problems… You should get on that.

    scubbo ,

    Because, as we all know, the only way of travelling across the ocean is by plane.

    ellie ,

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  • Honytawk ,

    It doesn’t take a month to travel by ship.

    Greta could do it in less than 2 weeks. And that was in a sailboat.

    itsJoelle ,

    Right?

    I just fly Delta cause parents can’t afford it 🤷 Problem solved.

    TheRealKuni ,

    I miss Delta. I always flew Delta, but my wife likes to be frugal.

    airlinefood ,

    Don’t be overdramatic. You’re allowed to travel but you’ve gotta accept that no one’s happy to see you.

    Lunic ,

    Well good, I accepted that long before I ever had kids!

    oregoncom ,
    @oregoncom@hexbear.net avatar

    The only people I’m not happy to see are insufferable r/childfree redditors who hate on literal children. If you hate babies there is something wrong with your brain.

    airlinefood ,

    I like kids, I don’t like sitting in a small metal box with the unavoidable sound of crying for hours though. Flying sucks enough as it is.

    Twink ,
    @Twink@hexbear.net avatar

    I’m glad you’re speaking up. This isn’t a black and white situation. Sometimes I’d travel by plane to a surgery or from one, was already in a lot of pain and sensitive and having a child scream through it all gave me panic attacks. When I’m on my best, I don’t mind but I’m disheartened by the absolute disregard people attacking those who speak up against children on planes have towards people with misophonia, whatever it may be induced by. Idk where those people get noise canceling earphones and earplugs to have the noise of children screaming non stop next to you be blocked by them.

    BlackNo1 ,

    yah please do no one wants your little shits around.

    KoboldCoterie , in This is the way
    @KoboldCoterie@pawb.social avatar

    I, for one, fully support this development.

    WhatAmLemmy ,

    While I like the idea of every poacher being neutralised, I also understand that the “poach police” may intentionally/inadvertently kill innocents with their blanket immunity; plus many poachers may be poor af hired-guns that aren’t the actual source or root cause for the market, and may not dent the trade at all… Hope I’m wrong.

    KoboldCoterie ,
    @KoboldCoterie@pawb.social avatar

    I also understand that the “poach police” may intentionally/inadvertently kill innocents with their blanket immunity;

    Is there any evidence that that has been happening? (This article is from 2017, and it mentions “more than 20” poachers being killed in 2015, but doesn’t mention any non-poachers being killed, which it seems it would have, given it’s talking about the downsides.)

    While I agree that taking the fight to the people financing the poaching, reducing the number of poachers - and providing a very clear disincentive for other “poor af” hired-guns to take up the mantle - could still help.

    Personally, I don’t think any implied sanctity of human life extends to people who are killing endangered animals for profit.

    toxicbubble ,

    American police

    pinkdrunkenelephants ,

    We don’t really have poaching here in the states though.

    lambalicious ,

    ICE says otherwise.

    pinkdrunkenelephants ,
    Aria ,

    So just out of curiosity, which one of these crimes voids “sanctity of human life”?

    • Cheating on your taxes
    • Bribing a politician
    • Taking a bribe
    • Kicking a dog
    • Eating a cow
    • Enslaving marginalised minorities for profit
    Fuckass ,
    Especially_the_lies , in Can you Americans pass the test?

    ITT: People legitimately trying to name it, people saying “I’m American and I know this is fake,” and people who get the joke trying to come up with a good name.

    Etterra ,

    Hey don’t call me out like that. My response was funny.

    Thcgrasscity , in The greatest country in the world
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    Uvine_Umbra , (edited )
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    Date Formats:

    Aug 9, 2023

    9 Aug, 2023

    8/9/2023 US

    9/8/2023 GB

    2023/8/9

    Correct Date Formats:

    9 AUG, Juche 112 ✅

    darcy ,
    @darcy@sh.itjust.works avatar

    2023-08-09

    zerotime ,

    Only for files

    30p87 ,

    1691881601

    Best format.
    %s

    ComradeChairmanKGB ,
    @ComradeChairmanKGB@lemmygrad.ml avatar

    The Necromancers Calendar

    SMITHandWESSON ,
    @SMITHandWESSON@lemmy.world avatar

    *9 AUG, Duche 112✅️😉

    CaptainBlagbird ,
    @CaptainBlagbird@lemmy.world avatar

    USA is the edgy teen after moving out of the parents house (Europe) and finally doing stuff their own way. Not because it is practical, but because they feel rebellious.

    YaaAsantewaa ,

    Many of us are not from Europe

    What year are you living in, 1951?

    Hadriscus ,

    USA was colonized by europeans mostly, I believe ?

    YaaAsantewaa ,

    20% of the population in 1776 were slaves who came from Africa. There are more countries outside Europe

    Aagje_D_Vogel ,

    Not like the Europeans colonized those African countries at the time.

    BirdyBoogleBop ,

    The Scramble for Africa happened after the USA was established as a country

    Hadriscus ,

    20% is a lot ! there are more countries that…? I think you forgot a word

    CaptainBlagbird ,
    @CaptainBlagbird@lemmy.world avatar

    Oh, these were definitely not the people who decided how to handle/name/format stuff, sadly…

    Thcgrasscity ,
    @Thcgrasscity@lemmy.ca avatar

    The Cajun were french Canadians

    SMITHandWESSON ,
    @SMITHandWESSON@lemmy.world avatar

    Lol, This is probably the best explanation of America that I’ve ever heard.🤣👍🏾

    Zanz ,

    Majority of the world uses YYYY-MM-DD. Day 1st makes no sense. If you need the month or year it should come 1st. You need to zoom into what you need not select from any number of months with the same day. That would be like putting time with seconds 1st.

    excusablejuan ,

    Not really, most countries use YYYY-MM-DD to save documents, photos or archive papers.

    DD-MM-YYYY is for daily usage.

    thisbenzingring , in Fashion is a weird thing

    The current female waistline fashion is 1980s throwback

    affiliate ,

    80s was a new era of fashion, as will be the 2030s

    Throwdownyourgrandma ,

    Does that mean 90s fashion is going to make a return soon? I am all for that to be honest.

    WoahWoah ,

    It already is

    Tar_alcaran ,

    Havent you noticed all the midrifs yet?

    thisbenzingring ,

    there was a lot of BAD 90s fashion, be cautious about what you are asking for!

    howlongisleft ,

    Yes. Bring it all back. All of it.

    thisbenzingring ,

    Kids wearing 3rd generation Spencer Gifts Bart Simpson “Don’t have a cow man” shirts and Kris Kross coverbands!!!

    4grams ,
    @4grams@awful.systems avatar

    My wife just bought “retro” yarn which is 90’s dayglo themed. Neon is apparently the new burnt umber or harvest gold.

    bstix ,

    The 80s throwback has lasted longer than the 80s did.

    Erasmus ,
    @Erasmus@lemmy.world avatar

    Yup. Late post to this, but went shopping with our kids the other day and our daughter picked out several of the high waisted jeans that are popular now. I just chuckled looking at them and pointed out to my wife that she used to wear the exact same thing in high school - late 80s.

    4grams ,
    @4grams@awful.systems avatar

    As a dude of a certain age, it was baffling seeing mom jeans come back into style.

    I still don’t get it, I only see this this, but whatever, you do you people. I just wish fat corduroy would come back into style, they were the shit on a skateboard back in the day.

    PipedLinkBot ,

    Here is an alternative Piped link(s): piped.video/2aVxNH6iN9I

    Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

    I’m open-source, check me out at GitHub.

    thisbenzingring ,

    IDGAF

    Cords will always be cool. Brown corduroy pants on a woman does something magical for me

    DigitalTraveler42 , in The Whole Fediverse is Wholesome [fixed]

    Need another panel where everyone is beating the shit out of the Nazis

    DragonTypeWyvern ,

    Implying the majority of the Gadsden types don’t fly a different flag when no one’s looking.

    Roundcat OP ,
    @Roundcat@kbin.social avatar

    It is sad how the Gadsden flag has been appropriate, and is now almost synonymous with fascists, when the point of it was to be anti-authority.

    I guess it's like how the nazis stole and ruined the swastika. Or how jerks on Twitter stole anime avatars.

    Falafels ,

    Same here in Australia with the Eureka flag.

    A shame, it’s a really cool flag.

    abrasiveteapot ,

    Time to take it back, they haven’t had it very long.

    new_acct_who_dis ,

    Or how jerks on Twitter stole anime avatars.

    OMG I’ve never been a part of anime culture or knowledge. But anime avatar def = alt right red pill incel in my mind

    DragonTypeWyvern ,

    Equaled in sus factor only by Roman statues.

    SailorMoss ,

    I used to be a right-libertarian when I was a teenager. I could have seen myself going down the fascist pipeline if I hadn’t been exposed to critiques of capitalism. It’s undeniable that there are problems with society now. We’re a capitalist society that’s been deregulating for decades and things have gotten worse. It’s obvious the problem wasn’t “lack of free-markets”. At this point you either have to reject social progressiveism as the problem or capitalism. Many of my friends chose the former I chose the later. Now everyone here on Lemmy is beating me up.

    I just want people to have control over their own lives and a big part of people’s lives are their place of work.

    Hexadecimalkink ,

    They won’t win. They can’t get a corporate sponsored mod to control Lemmy as it’s decentralized. Just keep calling these losers like OP out and eventually they’ll pick up their toys and go back to their corporate controlled hellscapes like reddit and threads.

    xX_fnord_Xx ,

    I know a couple old school punks that have Gadsden flag tattoos that are such lefties you would blush. It’s a shame what appropriating can accomplish.

    They can never wear a wife beater ever again.

    Roundcat OP ,
    @Roundcat@kbin.social avatar

    I'm all for reclaiming the flag, especially in queer circles where many are facing very real threats of violence. Just because we're transgender doesn't mean we're transtender!

    Zoboomafoo ,
    @Zoboomafoo@yiffit.net avatar

    I’ve got a pride flag and a US flag on my car for the same reasons

    theoretiker ,

    I got a better flag for them. Or really two flags. One black, one red.

    db2 ,

    Or when they are. The Confederate flag is synonymous with the Nazi flag at this point.

    Kaped ,

    thatd be doable if only the liberals could run and werent fat fucks

    GrimChaos , (edited )

    I agree, but I haven’t really come across any Nazis on here yet. Maybe they have been all defederated before I saw any.

    The most I’ve seen was lemmygrad accusing others of being Nazis… Mostly accusing all Ukrainians of being Nazis with no real evidence, other than a very small minority of the population that are wannabe neo-Nazis (true of almost every country).

    NakariLexfortaine , in You think game companies look at their fanbase like this 🫤 all the time?

    At this point, I blame the devs. This has been a known quantity for years. Does it move? A player wants to fuck it. Does it not move? Gettin’ fucked by it. Does it not exist? They’ll find a way to dick it or get dicked by it.

    This is how things work.

    AnarchistArtificer ,

    I think Larian’s response is them leaning into joke — by replying at all, they’re boosting the original query, but they’re also drawing a line on how far they’re willing to indulge that side of things (officially). I refuse to believe that Larian are actually shocked or perturbed by this question, as their reply suggests, because bear sex is within the game itself, so they’ve definitely fed the fire. Pretending to be confused is part of the joke, I reckon

    TheBlue22 , in Uncanny Valley

    Yes. A dead body.

    Kalkaline , in There's a reason he was shot.
    @Kalkaline@leminal.space avatar

    A very solemn and respectful dick out for Harambe

    Agent641 , (edited )

    Zippers at half mast

    TheDarksteel94 ,

    Just make sure to tuck it back in before zipping up.

    Floshie , in No swiping!

    Funnily enough, the french version teaches English

    bi_tux ,
    @bi_tux@lemmy.world avatar

    in german to

    infeeeee ,

    Wikipedia has a long list about different language versions: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dora_the_Explorer#Foreign_a…

    Tldr: in non-english versions, usually the second language is English. Exceptions: Serbian and Irish teach Spanish, Kannada version teaches Hindi.

    Wizard_Pope ,
    @Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world avatar

    I am pretty sure the Slovenian version also teaches Spanish. It’s not on the list though so can’t be sure.

    gari_9812 ,

    And the Spanish version teaches English, I learned a decent amount from it.

    mipadaitu , in *Cough Cough...* Chrome... *Chough*...

    The ISP can see every domain, but not every page. That’s what HTTPS everywhere was all about.

    TimeSquirrel , (edited )
    @TimeSquirrel@kbin.social avatar

    They can see the entire URL, not just the domain. They just can't see the contents themselves. But they can still see "dudesfuckingfurniture.com/gettingfreakywithadresser.mpeg"

    Edit: I might be wrong

    meekah ,
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    Are you sure? The file path after the domain would not be necessary for an ISP to see, only the domain. I’m not sure how all that works, but it’s definitely not a technical requirement thay they can see the complete URL.

    TimeSquirrel ,
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    After more research, you might be right. I could have sworn I saw full URLs in my router logs on encrypted sites though. I'll have to check again.

    mipadaitu ,

    It’s actually more secure than that.

    blog.mozilla.org/en/products/…/https-protect/

    They’d see the URL, but not the specific page.

    They’d also theoretically see the size of the URL, and the size of the page, along with the transport type. So they can infer a lot of information from the exchange, but they couldn’t say for sure what you were viewing on a specific website.

    Vej ,

    I’m not sure if that’s a real website. I’m not checking.

    Imgonnatrythis ,

    Narrator : Vej definitely did in fact check.

    Vej ,

    Fuck no I ain’t

    TimeSquirrel ,
    @TimeSquirrel@kbin.social avatar

    As always on the Internet, rule 34 applies.

    Vej ,

    Lol plz no

    Dirk ,
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    When it comes to HTTPS, this is just plain wrong on a technical level.

    TimeSquirrel ,
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    Yeah, I corrected myself.

    agentshags ,
    @agentshags@sh.itjust.works avatar

    The example link doesn’t work :'(

    I was ready to go down a rabbit hole there

    bjoern_tantau ,
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    And hopefully in the future they won’t even he able to see the domain. I wonder why they never considered giving out certificates for IPs to solve this problem. Seemed like the easiest solution to me.

    magic_lobster_party ,

    They need the IP address to know where to forward the packet to. Hard to avoid that without VPN or TOR.

    JDubbleu ,

    There was a demo for a technology put out recently that circumvents this. I don’t remember the exact mechanisms, but it obscured DNS such that your ISP couldn’t see the DNS record you requested, and then used a proxy to route traffic before it hit the final endpoint eliminating exposing the IP to your ISP. It worked very similar to a VPN, but without the encrypted connection, and had some speed focused optimizations including the proxy being proximate to your ISP. It was pretty interesting.

    mipadaitu ,

    It doesn’t really help. The ISP needs to route you somewhere to get the data, so they’ll need to know who you want to talk to. Even if they don’t see the DNS name (like if you used a third party DNS server) they can still associate the IP address with someone.

    There’s things like TOR and VPNs that can route your information through other third parties first, but that impacts performance pretty significantly.

    bjoern_tantau ,
    @bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de avatar

    Yeah, but often enough multiple sites share a single IP. It would already be better if the ISP (and everyone in between) didn’t know whether I wanted pink-fluffy-unicorns.com or hardcore-midget-bdsm.com.

    CosmicTurtle0 ,

    Depending on where you’re going even IP addresses are getting to the point that they aren’t helpful. IP addresses are likely to belong to a cloud provider, and unless they are hosting email or a service that requires a reverse record, all you’d get is the cloud provider’s information.

    joyjoy ,
    bjoern_tantau ,
    @bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de avatar

    SNI says no.

    Album ,
    @Album@lemmy.ca avatar

    ECH/ESNI says yes

    bjoern_tantau ,
    @bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de avatar

    Yeah, that’s what I meant originally. But I still don’t know how to enable that in my Apache. My Google-Fu isn’t good enough. All I see is ads for CDNs and conflicting information about whether it’s supported in Apache or not.

    theneverfox ,

    How does that help? You can tell any computer it’s Google.com or IP 8.8.8.8. you can tell your device that the other computer is correct, and middle man yourself

    Except, we have one key to rule them all, one key to bind them. There’s literally a group of people who split the root key among themselves, and scattered it across the world (when they went home). They get together ever year or two, and on a blessed air-gapped computer, unite the key to sign the top level domains again. Those domains sign intermediate domains, and down the chain they sell and sign domains.

    If any of these root domains fall to evil, these brave guardians can speed walk to the nearest airport and establish a new order

    (I think we actually just started installing all the root and some trusted intermediate domains on every device directly, so I’m not sure if they still bother, but it’s a better story)

    The solution you’re looking for is DNSS, where we encrypt the DNS request too so they can’t see any of the url. Granted, they can still look at you destination and usually put the pieces together, but it’s still a good idea

    Ultimately, packets have to get routed, all we can do is do our best to make sure no one can see enough of the picture to matter. There’s more exotic solutions that crank that up to 11, but the trade offs are pretty extreme

    bobbytables , in go get your eyes checked

    20 years ago I was injured in one eye. Without an operation it would have left me going slowly blind. The operation was invented maybe 20 years earlier.

    Both my eyes had a cataract at a quite early age. Artificial lenses where invented AFAIK 50 years ago. The new lenses even correct my shortsightedness and astigmatism!

    So if I had lived only 50 years earlier I would be blind on one eye and quite possibly without a lense or at least seeing really foggy on the other. Now I am sitting here with - 0.5/-1 and otherwise great eye sight.

    There are no words how grateful I am for the wonders of modern eye medicine.

    BonesOfTheMoon ,

    I’m so glad you have your vision!

    grrgyle ,

    Similar thing happened to my dad. He was slowly going blind from cataracts, like he couldn’t even make out the dinner table in front of him. He just wasn’t mentioning it until it became untenable.

    Then we found out there’s a free surgery to fix it, and now suddenly he’s got clear 20/20 vision at almost 80! He’s got better vision than I do lol

    chiliedogg ,

    The first successful organ transplant was in 1954.

    Transplants weren’t often super successful until the development of Cyclosporine in 1982.

    Facebones , in the future seems bleak

    I agree with the message but holy hell I hate everything about this image lmao

    MotoAsh ,

    I’m not even sure what the message is. FOSS has never been more attractive or easy to use (on the large scale at least, never mind the weirdos freaking over xz). There’s FOSS for most everything, in some cases better than most paid options.

    Corpos gunning for FOSS? That’s always been here.

    Techranger ,

    They’re gunning for the user, whom they wish to exploit. The user clings to FLOSS alternatives in an attempt to avoid having their data harvested, analyzed, weaponized, and leveraged against the user for profit.

    MotoAsh ,

    Yes, Like I literally said: Gunning for FOSS isn’t new.

    lemmesay OP ,
    @lemmesay@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

    that was my intention. thanks for putting it into words

    Minotaur ,

    Everything about Lemmy makes more sense when you realize it’s user base is 95% people with good intentions and absolutely no fucking clue what they’re talking about or how life works outside of computers

    nicknonya ,
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    Vespair ,

    Yeah fr; message good, meme bad

    DragonTypeWyvern ,

    Your problem, as a filthy lib, is that you don’t see dying in a shootout with the feds and/or Pinkertons as the most American thing you can do.

    You merely need to change your perspective to the correct one of getting your guns back from going far enough left.

    umbrella ,
    @umbrella@lemmy.ml avatar

    this meme looks ciclejerky as fuck

    lemmesay OP ,
    @lemmesay@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

    yeah, the meme template I used is intentionally like that with the trollface and such. sorry if it bothered you. I had to recently interact with one of these dis-services and it made me think of this.

    Facebones ,

    Oh you don’t have to apologize, I’m fully aware that’s the point! I just thought I was immune to ugly memes by now I guess haha.

    lemmesay OP ,
    @lemmesay@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

    then you mustn’t have seen LATAM memes! they are super uncanny.

    Tixanou ,
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