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Because what sane person, who upon walking into their home and finding a loved one unconscious (or even worse :dead:) doesn’t reach for their blender.

Amiright, guys??

Cops lure pedophiles with AI pics of teen girl. Ethical triumph or new disaster? (arstechnica.com)

New Mexico is seeking an injunction to permanently block Snap from practices allegedly harming kids. That includes a halt on advertising Snapchat as “more private” or “less permanent” due to the alleged “core design problem” and “inherent danger” of Snap’s disappearing messages. The state’s complaint noted...

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I believe that cartoon images depicting sex of underage kids is still illegal. At least in the US.

Feel free to correct me if I am wrong but seems like I remember this from a news article a while back. Maybe it was just a specific state.

I am not going to Google that one though to find out though.

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Event Horizon vibes

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We had a new intern with zero social skills at my company a few years ago. He reminded me of a much younger version of Milton from Office Space.

Well, when he would go to the bathroom, either the single occupant ones or even ones that had multiple stalls: If it was occupied he would stand outside the door (or even a stall) like an inch away from it not moving just frozen waiting for the person to leave.

Was the craziest thing anyone had ever seen.

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lol yeah, nothing wrong with standing outside the door or stall necessarily.

Just standing with your nose ‘touching the door’ falls into the area of getting a bit creepy.

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Would be a shame if something bad happened to fuck up that port and made it, unusable. 🤔

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Am in NC and we’ve had multiple cases so far this year.

Here is the issue. Last several years we’ve had temperatures on the rise. 2023 was the hottest on record and 2024 is looking to be hotter.

We’ve had more rain as well in my area the last couple years and I am guessing the rest of the eastern seaboard is in the same boat.

I’ve seen numerous news posts, locally asking people to please dump any dog bowls, birdbaths, sources of water, etc weekly you may have in your yard (why you wouldn’t anyway I dunno).

I suspect we are in for a lot more of this in the near future as temperatures continue to rise.

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‘The warship’s commander “is a big ‘Star Wars’ fan’

Lmao the commander is a top tier troll. I mean who wouldn’t love to float a giant grey warship down the Thames blasting the Imperial March??

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Same thing happened to Nest. The cameras and thermostats were great when they were a private company then sh*t the bed when Google took them over.

Google stopped support of their app almost immediately in support of ‘Google Home’ which was to control the thermostat and Camera - which is terrible and requires you to constantly log into it with your email and password if you want to access anything.

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You are correct.

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I love Vance for quotes like this.

More please - we still have a few weeks until November for him to continue sticking his foot in his mouth.

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And so it begins…

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Yup, typical cat helping.

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Yeah probably something about Vance has a fetish for furniture or the like.

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This is such a frivolous lawsuit. Logitech is going to crush implode them if they even have to go to trial.

There. Fixed it for you.

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Taking lessons from Elon.

Maybe they need to charge users a monthly fee and add blue check marks. Lol

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She got beat by a guy who was bankrolled by Israelis and billionaire Republicans.

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The guesthouse is run and protected by the Islamic Revolutionary Guards Corps and is part of a large compound

A bomb placed two months ago? Geeze, not protected very well by these guys now was it.

I wonder how many more ‘bombs’ are sitting elsewhere waiting to go off.

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It all depends which corporation is paying the most for the ruling.

The US Supreme Court, and specifically several of its members (looking at you Clarence Thomas) are nothing more than corporate shills who’ve made it clear they are out for nothing more than whoever can pay them the most money.

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This is an odd timed article because I just saw two yesterday, one on CNN and one on another site saying the exact opposite.

Both discussed how heavy metals, specifically lead, was found in most dark chocolates from around the world now due to over use of fertilizers and even in the organic brands.

So now am reading it’s okay to eat it in little doses? Maybe just a little lead is okay? 😂

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A quick Google search on the AG fighting Dunn’s release gives more light to this case.

It turns out Andrew Bailey is in fact a total cockbag, not a partial cockbag but complete and total one. A line from his Wiki:

During his tenure as attorney general, Bailey has adopted hardline conservative positions. He has refused to release prisoners after overturned convictions, attempted unsuccessfully to restrict gender-affirming care, battled initiatives to restore access to abortion in Missouri, and staunchly defended former President Donald Trump over his legal problems.

He appears to just take any hardline right, douchebag, position he can and then almost troll with it.

It’s amazing how the US has allowed so many of these assholes to get into power.

Elon Musk denies reported $45 million a month pledge to Trump, says he doesn't 'subscribe to cult of personality’ (fortune.com)

Elon Musk is not spending $45 million a month to elect former President Donald Trump, though he has created a new super political action committee (PAC) to fund the Republican candidate, the billionaire told conservative commentator Jordan Peterson during an interview Monday evening....

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‘I don’t subscribe to the Cult of Personality, it subscribed to me’

Elon Musk (probably)

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I would love doing this. Just imagine pointing at a painting or model of two dinosaurs fighting and yelling ‘MAH GAWD HES KILLING HIM! HE BROKE HIS BACK!!!’

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We know how Trump would have reacted if the tables were switched. He wouldn’t have condemned the violence.

“People that get shot are losers!”

  • Trump in an alternate timeline
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I see Snoop Dog.

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Beef - It’s what’s for Dinner

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Choo Choo! Morherfuckers!!

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Yup. Me and some friends hiked it from rim to rim several years ago (staying at Phantom for a few nights as a break).

There was snow on the rims and we were wearing jackets when we started but we too were surprised to find it in the upper 70s at the bottom of the canyon.

The heat difference in the Canyon was wild - even of a night. This was September the year we went. I couldn’t imagine trying it in mid July.

How do you clean your smart watch?

I’ve got a Garmin vívoactive 4 that I’ve been using almost daily for the last 3 years. Recently it’s started causing some irritations on my wrist (slight redness and dry skin). I’m assuming that it needs a really good clean but I’m not sure what’s the best. Dish soap and warm water? Or is there something better?

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So am not a Garmin user (Apple) but for years now I will regularly wash my band with soap and water and regularly wipe the back of the face (the sensor part that comes in contact with your skin) with a cloth soaked lightly in alcohol.

If I am doing some outdoor work or a lot of exercise then I will always do this as well afterwards. My wife ran into some issues with her wrists after getting hers where she developed a rash and found that regularly cleaning of the watch - both band and the sensor area stopped this from happening.

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Headline should read:

‘Cops upset they have to pay to jerk it like everyone else.’

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Now just make them sentient and self replicating and….

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Because a death cult runs our political system in the US.

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Well, sexdolls or Terminators, which one will it be?

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The Cell 2

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There can be…only one!!

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That’s assuming they actually use a Star Trek style warp drive when we ALL know they are actually using Navigators to jump into the Immaterium.

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Because all US politicians do this. Including all the ones on the Supreme Court. The entire system is corrupt. That’s why Roberts wont go before anyone and discuss it or why no one is really pushing too hard to do anything to him about it. They all do the same thing in one form or the other.

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Sex robots incoming in 3…2…1…

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Yeah same here. I’ve ditched all social media now except Lemmy and for that I have only a handful of favorite subs I like to read.

But I use my phone for photos, music, email and wallet. Occasionally maps if in a pinch.

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More than likely the reason for this is because they are not sending the original device back.

They are probably pulling a used one that is in good shape from the shelf that is the same style, etc - shipping it to you as the replacement in order to save time and sending yours back to a repair center to be worked on if possible.

Or just junking it out right.

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I have family that live there now. All I hear from them anytime we talk or visit is how bad Ballad is since they took over the local hospital systems.

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Geeze whose gonna be next, Dolly Parton?

US report on Israel’s wartime conduct in Gaza delayed, aides say (www.politico.com)

The Biden administration’s report on whether Israel has violated U.S. and international humanitarian law during the war in Gaza has been delayed and will no longer be released Wednesday as planned, three Senate aides and a House aide told POLITICO....

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Got to have time to sanitize it before the public gets it am sure. Cannot make Israel look too bad.

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:cough: :cough:

Jewish space lasers

Gods wrath causing earthquakes and storms

Her comments/tweets about mind control tech??

I mean she says something crazy like daily.

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Kids today are lazy, back 60 years ago we had to walk to school in the snow uphill both ways and come home and milk the cows. Why we could easily lift that thing with only four people.

  • my Dad
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My imaginary tale is more real than YOUR imaginary tale.

A tale as old as time…

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Was waiting for the Cave Johnson comment.

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Israeli Military have entered the chat.

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