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cyberpunk007 , in Biggest Betrayal

To use “u”, “ur”, and “your” in the same sentence is mind-blowing.

nightofmichelinstars ,

At least they r each used correctly.

explodicle ,

Did Zoomers just solve a huge problem that’s plagued the English-speaking world for generations?

Blackmist ,

I think text speak is a bit older than the zoomers.

But in any case, I propose u’re for the sake of grammatical correctness.

jaybone ,

Ok professor. Now fix their, there and they’re.

Blackmist ,

Thei’re. Just merge them. Simple.

NoSpiritAnimal ,
@NoSpiritAnimal@lemmy.world avatar

No it’s an extra kink in the maze of English, double possessive forms.

KingThrillgore ,
@KingThrillgore@lemmy.ml avatar

And yet here you are

conditional_soup , in Can you muppets stop throwing away money on awful companies producing subpar games?

I mean, just do a little due diligence, Jesus. I’ve bought PalWorld, Planet Crafter, Traveler’s Rest, and more in early access and had a blast with all of them. In fact, I’d say it’s some of the best bang for my buck in the last ten years of gaming. I’ve also not bought early access games because the five minutes of due diligence suggested that it was a garbage game.

I particularly think it’s fine with small, indie studios that don’t have a lot of devs or resources. No way in fuck am I buying an early access AAA release.

rockerface ,

Couldn’t agree more.

Games like Valheim or Satisfactory have also been great, despite technically still being in early Access. And, looking back, Risk of Rain 2, Hades and Dead Cells developers have all done excellent job at using early access to develop their games and listen to the community.

Early access, just like any other development model, is a tool. All depends on how it is used.

MasterNerd ,
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Pocketpair releasing Palworld into Early Access when Craftopia is still in Early Access leaves me with a bad taste in my mouth

Asafum ,

Same. I love both, but when I purchased craftopia I was funding the development of craftopia, not palworld. They’re a small company so I kinda get it, but it still has me concerned that they’re not going to properly finish craftopia.

AlexWIWA ,

I think it unfortunately just comes down to money. Craftopia wasn’t popular enough to pay the bills to finish it.

We’ll see what happens with palworld. If they abandon it too then we’ll know they’re just scumbags. But if they finish it then we’ll know abandoning craftopia was a financial need.

osprior ,

I can’t say I’ve ever played Craftopia, but after hearing about this I went to the steam page to see for myself. They have released consistent large updates in the last 6 months and even since the launch of Palworld.

Most of the reviews from people who’ve played it mention it’s getting review bombed because of this mis-information and is actually quite good.

Seems to me if they can pull off making two games with multiple teams both which continue to have development, I say more power to them. I’m enjoying Palworld and will at some point check out Craftopia now because of it.

AlexWIWA ,

I also saw those updates. I never played it so I usually just cede that they abandoned it for the sake of argument.

I agree with you though

Xyloph ,

Same, I looked at craftopia and thought “palworld is an obvious cash grab”, which it might end up being. I’m glad people are having fun now, but I’m not buying into its future :)

I’ve read they also have a HollowKnight look-alike in the works as well.

Sheeple ,
@Sheeple@lemmy.world avatar

The HK ripoff is called “Never grave” and they are stretching their resources thin on three unfinished products simultaneously

scrubbles ,
@scrubbles@poptalk.scrubbles.tech avatar

Satisfactory I bought for 30 dollars 4 years ago and it’s sitting at 1,600 hours for me. I think sweeping general statements are really the bad guy here

starchylemming ,

the journey of this game is wild.

it was super fun from the get go years ago, but somehow every single update made it better and better.

i haven’t seen a game with such a focus on quality of life updates before. that team is glorious

0ops ,

Right? People need to take a little responsibility. If you want early access, expect issues. If you don’t want to see issues, wait. Easy. What’s the point complaining about a company providing early access or other gamers purchasing it? You don’t need to make it your business, just don’t buy the game yet if it bothers you.

whenigrowup356 ,

Yep. The indie boom that PC gaming experienced would not have been possible without early access funding, full stop.

Not every early access title has gone perfectly and there are some studios that have gamed the system.

Still, the stuff that managed to make it through the process and become successful has been some of the only stuff saving us from a live service hellscape

Holzkohlen ,

Eh, I bought Grounded in Early Access. Maye by Obsidian and backed by Microsoft. I think this should count as AAA. Also I think you don’t mean that “small, indie studio” cause those are few and far between. Sons of the Forest? They have a Publisher (literally the opposite of being independent). I think there are lots of games which you have put into that category that are not actually indie devs at all. Anyway, my point is just that it’s not a black and white issue.

CatLikeLemming ,
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It’d be nice, if those AAA games were at least marked as early access instead of just being released and sold as something finished. But yes, you’re correct.

frezik ,

My rule is that it has to be an enjoyable experience in the game’s current state. Factorio was fantastic years before it left early access. I bought Space Engineers practically as soon as it hit, before there was even proper weapons in the game, and I had a blast building space ships.

I’m holding off on Palworld. I’m sure what’s there is enjoyable for many people, but I’d like to see the endgame fleshed out a bit first.

Neato , in I'm too afraid to ask
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Browse All, Hot. Or New or Active. Like 50% of my feed is memes. Then you can join those communities manually to ensure you always see them and when you have enough communities you can switch to Subscribed to see only those communities.

TxzK ,

50% memes? Those are some rookie numbers. 90% of my feeds are just memes or shitposts

wreckedcarzz ,
@wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world avatar

Memes are a dime a dozen; we need more gay porn. I can sneeze and hit 50 chicks and ‘AI art’ from /all, but it’s barren over here in dickland, even after finding a few communities. Furry gay porn too, gimme that soft, fuzzy, drippy, desperate bois… huff.

cuchilloc ,

Your post history is zero. Get some JFK in your life: “but what you can do for your country”

wreckedcarzz ,
@wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world avatar

Nobody wants to see this body, I’m doing you all a favor lol

TxzK ,

sir none of those words are in the Bible

Catoblepas ,

Good, the less overlap of the Bible with my life the better.

TxzK ,

true

Neato ,
@Neato@ttrpg.network avatar

e621 isn’t good for the latter?

I never really use Lemmy for porn and found reddit somewhat lacking in that as well; it mostly posted big budget stuff and onlyfans.

wreckedcarzz ,
@wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world avatar

So uh, I’ve been a fur for (oh lord have mercy) two decades now. E6 is great, and FA is adding tag management to (theoretically) have a blacklist etc too. But at E6, unless it’s piping hot content, I’ve seen it, saved it. And on FA, I follow checks 470 artists or characters, and while that’s still expanding, again I feel like I’ve seen all of the kinks I’m after, and even diving into other stuff just to see. Hell, I’m still on SL for that personal touch, since my mind can only do so much.

Reddit still has a decent amount of gay stuff (or gay adjacent - /foreskin <3) but the furry porn largely died out with the protests, and is now scattered to the wind. I’ve got some on Twitter, some on bluesky, some on discord, some just closed up shop.

Neato ,
@Neato@ttrpg.network avatar

Interesting. I didn’t realize Second Life had the ability to do furry avatars. Neat. Never realized reddit had new stuff that didn’t make it to e6 or FA or other places.

wreckedcarzz ,
@wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world avatar

Oh they have had them since inception, basically. SL was the place to be up until the VR craze if you wanted to “be” furry.

Most stuff new to me (not E6 or FA) comes through Twitter or Telegram. There a ton of furs on the bird, but I don’t really know how to use Twitter so I just bumble around and get links to stuff from other sources.

tubaruco ,

i have upvoted because this is funny, not because i agree with it

TheBat ,
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It’s Wednesday my dude!

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  • Neato ,
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    Never occurred to you that maybe OP is trying to get votes and stir up comments?

    Oh noooo! Vote farming!

    Whatever. There may be newer users that see this and benefit.

    Lol, what the fuck is your profile? Deleted nearly everything? Why even post?

    samus12345 ,
    @samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

    Oh, yeah, trying to get that sweet, sweet karma that doesn’t exist on Lemmy.

    n3m37h ,

    I think I gotta start blocking memes, i keep blocking Yiff (furry porn apparently) and keep getting more

    Neato ,
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    Is your account marked to show NSFW? I see zero NSFW content since mine is ticked off.

    doublejay1999 , in Hill to die on
    @doublejay1999@lemmy.world avatar

    A genocidal state.

    DarkGamer ,
    @DarkGamer@kbin.social avatar

    Calling this genocide is like crying wolf, it merely provides cover for actual genocides by diluting the term until it's meaningless. Israel could certainly suffer fewer casualties if they were to fire bomb or nuke Gaza, but they won't because they're not fucking genocidal.

    RealFknNito ,
    @RealFknNito@lemmy.world avatar

    People who study genocides call it a genocide. Please stop being retarded.

    DarkGamer ,
    @DarkGamer@kbin.social avatar

    Yeah and some scientists deny that climate change is a thing, that doesn't mean all points of view are equally valid. What you are pretending is a mainstream point of view is actually quite contentious:

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Palestinian_genocide_accusation#Discourse

    RealFknNito ,
    @RealFknNito@lemmy.world avatar

    Overwhelmingly scientists agree climate change is a thing. Overwhelmingly genocide experts agree the Israel-Palestine conflict is a genocide.

    I am begging you to stop being retarded.

    https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/4e102d02-e117-4c9b-b74f-201c6f5573ba.png

    DarkGamer ,
    @DarkGamer@kbin.social avatar

    Your claim: "Overwhelmingly genocide experts agree the Israel-Palestine conflict is a genocide."
    Your Evidence: A quote by one historian. Not even a link, mind you, a screenshot. It was from the same source I provided, so if it was a normal link that same article would show other experts who disagree with him below his quote.

    Do I need to explain to you why you are being intellectually dishonest here?

    Here's yet another source that shows there isn't a consensus among experts:
    https://time.com/6334409/is-whats-happening-gaza-genocide-experts/

    RealFknNito ,
    @RealFknNito@lemmy.world avatar

    A screenshot to the wikipedia article you linked me. You did read it, didn’t you? You didn’t just link something and hoped to god it supported your claim, did you? Boy howdy that’d be embarrassing.

    Uh oh, a second person who agrees it’s genocidal.

    https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/8d649967-2edf-4ad1-ae15-d045ee819752.png

    Also, your link is over a month old. Let’s find something more up to date.

    www.cnn.com/2023/12/29/middleeast/…/index.html

    Oops, looks like the South African government agrees too.

    DarkGamer ,
    @DarkGamer@kbin.social avatar

    Two whole people! Wow I guess that means that the entirety of experts must be <4. Also, that second person says they are "moving towards a 'genocidal campaign.'" Not that they have committed one.

    And South Africa, too! lol. I bet you can find some Muslim states who agree as well.

    I'm done here, you're clearly not willing to discuss this in good faith.

    hime0321 ,

    Holy shit you are so dumb. I think you need to go get an education somewhere out of dipshit land. I bet you’d enjoy being an IDF soldier gunning down babies to be called a hero.

    noodle , in Pinky promise it isn't AI
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    tourist ,
    @tourist@lemmy.world avatar

    but OP pinky promised

    saltesc ,

    Well now I don’t know who to trust on the internet. What are the Cyberpolice spending our tax money on?!

    Rhynoplaz ,

    Police are to doughnuts, as Cyberpolice are to cookies.

    plague_sapiens ,
    @plague_sapiens@lemmy.world avatar

    Probably drugs, lots of em, bought on various darknet markets :)

    Empricorn ,

    Abusing Cyberminorities?

    EmpathicVagrant ,
    SnokenKeekaGuard OP ,

    Pinky promise outscores sauce. You are in flagrant violation of the pre pubescent bro code

    Clbull , in Fast casual

    If I were to start my own fast food business, I would make my food cheap as fuck and deliberately target locations that have:

    • A sixth form or university campus nearby. Students are a big market.
    • Nearby pubs or nightclubs. Doesn’t have to be a city centre, could be a local high street. The main intent would be to target the late night crowd.

    People care about speed, cost and not eating something that will give them food poisoning, not gourmet food. The luxury market is oversaturated and we have anything but the luxury to do that often.

    Also, if it’s a sufficiently large eat-in location like a diner, maintaining toilet facilities that don’t look like they’ve been vandalized is important too.

    Jerb322 ,
    @Jerb322@lemmy.world avatar

    Fast food + college kids , good idea.

    Fast food + drunk college kids, not so much.

    Mamertine ,

    As was suggested earlier, a food truck is the perfect solution. You’re not responsible for cleaning vomit.

    KISSmyOS ,

    There’s a reason why premium fast food has spread so much.
    By the time you’ve paid your business rent, your staff and your own rent, you can’t keep prices cheap and still make money.
    And at a price point that covers your expenses, people won’t buy your “cheap and simple” food.
    So you make your food “premium” cause a hipster burger doesn’t take more time or skill to prepare than a normal one, the cost of better ingredients doesn’t make a difference compared to your other expenses, and all you need for people to be satisfied with the experience is a couple thousand extra initially for interior design and marketing.

    crazyCat ,

    Damn, nailed it, perfect synopsis!

    SnipingNinja ,

    Exactly this, gotten into it recently and seen first hand the costs balloon up fast

    w2tpmf ,

    The business model you are describing is perfect for a food truck.

    RaoulDook ,

    They usually aren’t happy when I take a shit inside our local food trucks. They keep telling me it’s unsanitary but I always insist that a restaurant must allow its patrons fair use of their toilet facilities.

    Zink ,

    Throw in a fun clown mascot for the kids, and I think you’re on to something with this cheap fast food idea

    jballs ,
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    pinkdrunkenelephants ,

    I hate how this society has turned something as deeply emotional as cooking and turned it into a factory farm where people think burgers and hot dogs just magically appear with fairy magic.

    robotica ,

    Everything in life can be deeply emotional, just not for everybody.

    Sweetpeaches69 ,

    That’s just like a food truck in my city with the BEST carne adovada nachos

    flames5123 ,

    Check out how successful Dick’s is in Washington. They have so many locations now. Their first location was Wallingford, Seattle. It’s about a 1 mile walk from the U district, where a lot of the college kids hang out. Now, Dick’s has a location in most major districts of Seattle, mostly around bars, and even outside of Seattle. They are cheap ($2.50 for a cheeseburger) and super fast because they don’t do customizations with a limited menu. Mostly window only walk up pick up, no dine in (except for the one outside the hockey stadium, but it’s standing only).

    You’ve got the right idea.

    samus12345 , in Oh No, anyway
    @samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

    This is just “both sides are equally wrong/bad.”

    WhiteHawk ,

    Idk about equally, but often enough, both sides are indeed wrong.

    samus12345 ,
    @samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

    But there are varying degrees of how wrong.

    Holzkohlen ,

    “Enlightened centrists”. I make fun of you people constantly.

    WhiteHawk ,

    Yes, because you’re so blinded by your indoctrination that you can’t accept the flaws of “your” side.

    ImFresh3x ,

    “Climate change exists”

    “Religion shouldn’t allow governments to prevent basic healthcare needs”

    “January 6 was a failed insurrection”

    These are the things that the right calls indoctrination.

    And the hard left calls not important enough to bother voting.

    WhiteHawk ,

    I’m not sure what you’re trying to say here

    Xer0 ,

    Nothing wrong with accepting that both sides of anything have good and bad shit going on. I couldn’t imagine just blindly following one side 100% even when they can also do questionable stuff.

    samus12345 ,
    @samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

    Sure, but the problem is that rather than arguing the finer points of how to combat climate change, for example, we have to argue about whether truth is truth.

    Aabbcc ,

    There are leftists that get things wrong

    teichflamme ,

    It makes you look stupid tho

    SuperSaiyanSwag ,

    Maybe I’m too naive, but I didn’t think they were referring to just politics. They were just referring to two people arguing.

    samus12345 ,
    @samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

    You know, I think you’re right. I’m so used to the phrase “both sides” meaning a specific thing it didn’t register as anything else. If it had been phrased “both sides of an argument” I would have understood.

    bartolomeo ,
    @bartolomeo@suppo.fi avatar

    Does it normally refer to politics? Maybe for Americans, and they are responsible for a good deal of the English language content online. Right, and the 2 party system…

    I’m with you, though, both sides means both sides of an argument. I think the news had something on that a while back- for every climate scientist they interviewed, they had to also interview a climate denier to present a “fair and balanced” view XD

    smotherlove , in Your mix tape isn't fire, it's smouldering at best

    I’m not trying to get stabbed in the neck. You should consider this risk too.

    danekrae ,

    What country do you live in?!

    MindSkipperBro12 ,

    Probably a city in America, crazies live out here.

    KISSmyOS ,

    This has happened in Germany, too.
    I’m not going to try and educate other people anymore. Too many people now explode without warning at the slightest perceived criticism in public.

    MindSkipperBro12 ,

    Seriously, why do high population centers in the western world have so many mentally unstable people and/or tweakers?

    stewsters ,

    Low population areas do to. But you don’t have public transit so as long as you don’t wander into their meth labs you never have to meet them.

    HikingVet ,

    Those type of people exist everywhere.

    captainlezbian ,

    Lots of people.

    Small town crazy is different. Small town crazy everyone knows who the lunatic is and avoids them or they don’t know and one day several people disappear or someone is kidnapped or something. Small town crazy scares the shit out of me.

    Socsa , (edited )

    Small town crazy is more like the sheriff knows you beat the shit out of your wife and kids but ignores it as long as nobody ends up in the hospital.

    If rural crime was reported accurately, it would be very clear where the most dangerous places per capita are.

    Socsa ,

    Because those places have actual free media which report these kinds of issues.

    GrammatonCleric ,
    @GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world avatar

    Crazies live everywhere bro

    danekrae , (edited )

    But the crazies tend to get better help in other countries. Free healthcare and all.

    grayman ,

    Free my ass. Tax payer funded. If you’re going to support something, at least be honest about it.

    danekrae ,

    Nothing in life is free. I guess we should just get rid of the word. Who doesn’t know that “free healthcare” is paid with taxes? I obviously mean no unexpected bills or denied healthcare. Nobody has to chose between food or medication. Obviously…

    Do you also comment about the word literally and figuratively being synonyms?

    grayman ,

    Literally, it’s an important point that seems to be lost on many that believe if we just tax the top 10% (who pay 90% of total tax revenue) even more, we can fix all our problems. Every country with socialized healthcare requires every citizen to pay a significant tax to cover the cost. If people are not willing to pay for it, they shouldn’t be advocating for it. But first they have to be educated on the reality of the cost. So yeah, stop saying free because many have no clue.

    MindSkipperBro12 ,

    That’s if they want help at all.

    garbagebagel ,

    Hey we have free healthcare in Canada and our waitlists are so laughable you may as well just join the crazies.

    danekrae ,

    The system here isn’t perfect either. But it is clearly a lot better than in many other places.

    GBU_28 ,

    Not just America. I saw this on the DB to Strasbourg, drunk middle aged woman spitting vile at each person who passed her.

    You really wanna handle that?

    Socsa ,

    The only time I’ve seen actual violence on public transit was in Germany, fwiw

    smotherlove ,

    I live a country where metal can be sharpened and I assume you do too

    danekrae ,

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  • smotherlove ,

    I have read this braindead take a thousand times at least. There is no country on Earth without random violence.

    danekrae ,

    I never claimed that. Saying that ignores the amount of times it happens in a given country. Per capita.

    cashews_best_nut ,

    What country are you from then?

    lud ,

    Probably Denmark considering the name and one comment they made referring to Denmark.

    I feel sorry for them.

    lud ,

    Neither Sweden or the UK have that many knife related deaths (I couldn’t find any good non death statistics).

    Gormadt ,
    @Gormadt@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

    Same for me

    I’m not in the game of tempting fate

    Prunebutt , in 6÷2(1+2)

    If you are so sure that you are right and already “know it all”, why bother and even read this? There is no comment section to argue.

    I beg to differ. You utter fool! You created a comment section yourself on lemmy and you are clearly wrong about everything!

    You take the mean of 1 and 9 which is 4.5!

    /j

    wischi OP ,

    🤣 I wasn’t even sure if I should post it on lemmy. I mainly wrote it so I can post it under other peoples posts that actually are intended to artificially create drama to hopefully show enough people what the actual problems are with those puzzles.

    But I probably am a fool and this is not going anywhere because most people won’t read a 30min article about those math problems :-)

    Prunebutt ,

    I did (skimmed it, at least) and I liked it. 🙃

    relevants ,

    Actually the correct answer is clearly 0.2609 if you follow the order of operations correctly:

    6/2(1+2)
    = 6/23
    = 0.26

    wischi OP ,

    🤣 I’m not sure if you read the post but I also wrote about that (the paragraph right before “What about the real world?”)

    relevants ,

    I did read the post (well done btw), but I guess I must have missed that. And here I thought I was a comedic genius

    MrVilliam ,

    Nah man, distribute the 2.
    6/2(1+2)
    = 6/2+4
    = 3+4
    = 7

    This is like 4st grayed maff.

    Th4tGuyII ,
    @Th4tGuyII@kbin.social avatar

    @relevants you truly are the smartest of all men

    SpaceNoodle ,

    Right, because 5 rounds down to 4.5

    Prunebutt ,

    Not sure if sarcastic and woosh, or adding to the joke ಠ_ಠ

    Redjard ,

    The mean of 1 and 9 is 5

    Prunebutt ,

    woosh

    stu ,
    @stu@lemmy.pit.ninja avatar

    I think you got hit hard by Poe’s Law here. Except it’s more like people couldn’t tell if you were jokingly or genuinely getting your math wrong… Even after you explained you were joking lol

    Prunebutt ,

    I thought the “/j” tone-tag was enough ;_;

    Redjard ,

    If one doesn’t realize you’re op, the entire thing can be interpreted very differently.
    Then “Not sure if sarcastic and woosh, or adding to the joke ಠ_ಠ” could be interpreted as something like “I’m not sure if you are adding to the joke and I’m not understanding it”.

    SpaceNoodle ,

    jarcasm?

    Prunebutt ,
    Sidhean ,

    Stop it Patrick, you’re scaring them!

    wischi OP ,

    @Prunebutt meant 4.5! and not 4.5. Because it’s not an integer we have to use the gamma function, the extension of the factorial function to get the actual mean between 1 and 9 => 4.5! = 52.3428 which looks about right 🤣

    Lionel ,

    …Because 4 rounds up to 4.5

    Endorkend , in I'm reminded of this after the hoopla at the Northern Border died down
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    "The party of personal responsibility" has never found an issue they couldn't blame on someone else.

    It's all projection, all the time.

    Yamainwitch ,

    Yah cause Biden is PERSONALLY responsible, NoT mY PrEzDeNt /SARCASM🤮🤢

    Yearly1845 , in Youtubers and Twitter

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  • Vode_An ,

    If it ever wants to actually be popular somebody needs to streamline it for the illiterate. It’s better without them tbh.

    Riven ,

    Someone described the fediverse as the social media of email.

    You make an email account with any provider you want and you can talk to any other email in existance.

    You make an account with any federated site you want and you use it to access and talk to any other federated site in existance.

    Vode_An ,

    Well, except for the ever-growing in complexity fed/defed politics

    venji10 ,

    Someone described the fediverse as the social media of email.

    You make an email account with any provider you want and you can talk to any other email in existance.

    You make an account with any federated site you want and you use it to access and talk to any other federated site in existance.

    Well, GMail and other proprietary providers also blocks certain domains.

    Vode_An ,

    Didn’t know that. Thanks for the info.

    c0mbatbag3l ,
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    You’re in the UN or you’re not, bad behavior of a server gets you kicked out of the UN.

    Vode_An ,

    That’s a really poor analogy, regional alliances would be a better analogy. There’s only one UN and it isn’t federated.

    spudwart , (edited )

    I’m really getting tired of this obnoxious cycle of explaining the fediverse in kindergarten terms.

    Only to get “I don’t get it” as a response and a refusal to elaborate.

    “What don’t you get?” “I dunno”

    Like at this point I can only assume:

    • You weren’t listening.
    • You don’t understand anything about this.
    • You don’t care, despite the fact you asked.

    So for the sake of being as petty and obnoxious, my explanation will be as such:

    The fediverse is like spaghetti, and each string of spaghetti is what we call an instance. Each string touches the rest of the strings and can hear the other spaghetti strings talking. Some strings are so mean and rude that other strings decide to put their fingers in their ears and go “LALALALALALA” so they can’t hear or see them.

    Now, each string of spaghetti has a name, like this one which is yummyicecream․com. And then there’s this other string cottoncandydelicious․xyz. If you, a spaghetti user like icecream a lot, then you probably will go to yummyicecream․com and make an account. Let’s name this account rockyroad. You are the user @rockyroad and since your spaghetti strand is yummyicecream․com, The user name everyone can see is @rockyroad. Now lets say another user licoricelover is on cottoncandydelicious․xyz then they would be @licoricelover․xyz.

    NOW STOP!! STOP!! WOAH PUT THAT SPAGHETTI STRING THERE DOWN BUCKEROO!! Why are you going to cottoncandydelicious․xyz? You don’t need to do that, you just need to go to the string you made account on, yummyicecream․com and log in to your account, rockyroad. Now you see a post from @licoricelover on your feed.

    “Wha wha wha, buh buh buh” you say as you drop your fork and start throwing your bowl on the floor. Calm down! It’s okay, this is the FEDIVERSE! Users from one string of spaghetti can talk to users in almost every string of spaghetti in the rest of the bowl. Now as I said earlier, not all strings can hear the other strings of spaghetti, because they decided some other strings of spaghetti are yucky. Like ihatepizza․net. What meanie hates pizza? Well many of the other spaghetti strands decided that particular strand was gross and they didn’t want to show their posts and users on their string of spaghetti.

    But lets say, the string your own made an bad decision and decided they didn’t want to show their users posts from users on “peasaregross․org” and they blocked them. But your best friend nerfornothin is on peasaregross․org. Well you can decide to take your account from the yummyicecream․com string of pasta to the cottoncandydelicious․xyz string of pasta. cottoncandydelicious․xyz will let you see posts from users on the peasaregross․org string of pasta.

    Mastodon is not all that different from twitter. But mastodon is a bowl of spaghetti, and Twitter is a big pasta shell. You can still block users, you can still make posts and have conversations. But when the fork comes to eat up some of the spaghetti, then some strings of spaghetti might be gone, but the bowl of spaghetti still exists. But if the shell gets eaten by the fork, it’s all gone! 😢

    cooopl ,
    @cooopl@lemmy.world avatar

    I don’t get it

    Kase ,

    What don’t you get?

    WhiskyTangoFoxtrot ,

    I used to get it. Then they changed what it was. Now what I get isn’t it anymore and what’s it seems weird and scary. It’ll happen to you!

    Kase ,

    trying to navigate walmart

    kamenlady ,
    @kamenlady@lemmy.world avatar

    Hmmm, spaghetti‽

    You son of a bitch, I’m in!

    ComradeR ,

    In my instance, your comment shows as “You son of a removed” and that made me chuckle a bit.

    kamenlady ,
    @kamenlady@lemmy.world avatar

    I didn’t know that instances have different levels of censoring TIL

    You’re on lemmy.ml, right?

    ComradeR ,

    Yep! 🙂

    AnotherOne ,

    Never forget: the average person is stupid, half of the world is dumber than that. The answer: “I don’t get it” is probably completely genuine. They are really just that slow.

    Zoidsberg ,
    @Zoidsberg@lemmy.ca avatar

    What do you not get?

    I donno.

    The most infuriating thing ever, oh my god.

    Eldritch ,

    Mastodon is like email for instant messages with permanent conversation threads. That’s about as relatable as it can get. The user addresses are highly similar. It communicates interoperably just like emailed does. Making a single uniform system out of hundreds of different servers. You can be on hotmail.com or gmail.com or any other email provider and mail anyone on any other mail provider. That’s basically Mastodon as well.

    smashboy , in This is no encouragement to waste energy

    The time between these Saddam Hussein memes is always just long enough that they surprise me again and are still funny.

    AbouBenAdhem , in Heh

    The inverse stare law.

    adj16 ,

    😆 nice one

    mindbleach , in Its getting old.

    We beat scarcity. We’re up to our eyeballs in labor-saving technology. We just left people in charge who cannot imagine using it to save labor.

    ComradePorkRoll ,

    It’s about control. They don’t want to lose that control. They don’t deserve that control. We need to take control back.

    notonReddit ,

    You don’t deserve control either.

    covert_czar ,
    @covert_czar@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

    This is public interest ad made by myself- use your fu*king brain consumer brainnnn

    mvirts , in no window

    That’s because the dishwater looks disgusting and your dishwasher uses the same dishwater for 20 minutes.

    autokludge ,
    @autokludge@programming.dev avatar

    It does a pre-wash cycle to remove the really heavy stuff, but yeah I don’t really want to look at it churning vomit water for an hour.

    woodenskewer ,
    @woodenskewer@lemmy.world avatar

    It would make trouble shooting some things a lot easier though.

    Viking_Hippie ,

    I was in a band called Churning Vomit Water for a while. Best polka ensemble of zero counties!

    Karyoplasma ,

    To be fair, if you do your dishes by hand, the water in the sink also turns into some disgusting sludge after just a few plates.

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