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xX_fnord_Xx ,

Awful waffle! Awful waffle!

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Maybe we could start a /c/cellardoor sub?

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My Irish grandma regularly cooked Roast Butt. My cousin and I would regularly giggle.

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The sound is provided entirely by a neglected Technics 1200 that nobody knows how to adjust accept the barback that only works on Wednesdays and Fridays.

xX_fnord_Xx ,

One who lasanyas.

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De-pants him, too… ;)

xX_fnord_Xx ,

Simply punch Jaden Smith when you have this urge.

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But then every jabrony would be able to make money.

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I have an ancient hermetic method of getting off that requires neither computer or phone. Enquire within if you seek this ancient knowledge.

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For only $99 USD all will be explained via a one on one Webinar.

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You too can learn this secret of the ages! You just need to be able pay for my one hour Webinar and Goon on camera for at least three!

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Plot twist! By then you will need a second job to fund your child’s Need for Robux.

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Joking aside, retail therapy is a thing. Some people shop when they are lonely/bored. Ask my exwife.

xX_fnord_Xx ,

I have yet to witness a fulfilled life that is not flush with 20 Robux a week.

/S just in case people thought I gave more than two craps about Roblox.

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The grocery/retail worker Union in my city sucks for newbs. Takes a large chunk of your paycheck every two weeks until you gain seniority after 24 months, then you can be a lazy bastard as much as you want.

Unions are great, some suck.

I should’ve been a teamster, so lazy and surly…

xX_fnord_Xx ,

Mooching off of samples, I’d guess.

xX_fnord_Xx ,

Big jakt, big shoes, big pant, Cadillac; the girls a time bomb.

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All DAY I DREAM ABOOUT PAAAANTS

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Word. Maybe it’s a Chicago thing. More Weiner Less Bun.

xX_fnord_Xx ,

I’ma ask m’daaad.

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It sounds like an old wives tale, and maybe I’m naturally resistant, but if I consistently press my tongue to the roof of my mouth as I chop onions, I do not cry.

Anecdotal, of course.

xX_fnord_Xx ,

It’s odd, after years of washing dishes for a job I can’t stand the smell of garlic or onions when it is coming from the grease left over on a plate or cook wear, but when they are first being cooked the aroma makes my mouth water.

The nose, she is fickle.

xX_fnord_Xx ,

My grandfather was a garbage man so my father could be a fireman so I could stock grocery shelves whilst writing the Great American Novel on my days off.

xX_fnord_Xx ,

Pfft. Afraid of melting, huh? Try one armed sit ups in molten lava.

xX_fnord_Xx ,

I give absurd humor, even if it seems low effort, a pass.

Imagine how gross/dumb Monty Python sketches were to the Lost Generation. How much did The Kids In The Hall rile up Boomers?

How terrible does early South Park and Beavis and Butthead look to me now that I have a couple decades to reflect on them.

Zoomers are potentially the most existentially detached generation we have seen in a while, and I’m excited to see what they create, if my old Xennial ass lives that long.

xX_fnord_Xx ,

The curly perm thing was big in the 90s. It’s just come back around because kids have seen what their idols of the past dressed like.

It is funny to hear stories about teenage Bros that clandestinely get curly perms from hairdressers so their boys don’t think they’re feminine salon rats.

xX_fnord_Xx ,

Alcohol is cheaper than therapy.

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What’s an Oubliette?

xX_fnord_Xx ,

That explains a number of things. I thought it was fancy landlord talk for French Style Studio Apartment.

No wonder my rent was so below market rate.

xX_fnord_Xx ,

I had a pair of those, too. They gave out after I’d only lifted three Ford Pintos over my head.

I asked the Chinese takeout for my money back, but they pretended not to understand me.

xX_fnord_Xx ,

The BBC released this in html5 for an anniversary, you may need to faff around with sky player if you don’t have a BBC license, though.

wired.co.uk/…/the-hitchhikers-guide-to-the-galaxy…

xX_fnord_Xx ,

This just in; drinking 30 percent sugar in moments every day causes weight gain.

xX_fnord_Xx ,

You guys smarmfin’ over here?

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You can get it,.02 cents cheaper at the Spuarf’n’Go, but that’s over county lines and they can’t sell liquor after 5, so, what’s the point?

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Similar situation for me, but my sister was five years older than me and age and her friends got to all the good stuff first. All that was left for me was a selection of gross flavored brandy and a bunch of novelty shaped bottles that I undoubtedly ruined the collectible value of when I cracked them open.

xX_fnord_Xx ,

I don’t wanna come back down from this cloud.

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So, my hilarious stunt with 40 quad-copters tethered to a lawn chair will go off without a hitch?

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Indeed; their hands are full.

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Panic bells, it’s red alert!

xX_fnord_Xx ,

Can’t we stahp all this wafflin ’ dere, and maybe finish are waffles?

Brunch only comes once a week, don’t 'cha know.

xX_fnord_Xx ,

Phhft, a make only patriarchy, in the US? !

/S

xX_fnord_Xx ,

He’s actually made of compressed Cheeto dust.

xX_fnord_Xx ,

Vitamin E (tocopherols) are also preservatives that can be added to organic food.

xX_fnord_Xx ,

I’ve got a Modest Proposal for her.

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Modest_Proposal

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Mustard if you are especially desperate.

Texas power plants have no responsibility to provide electricity in emergencies, judges rule (www.kut.org)

Almost three years since the deadly Texas blackout of 2021, a panel of judges from the First Court of Appeals in Houston has ruled that big power companies cannot be held liable for failure to provide electricity during the crisis. The reason is Texas’ deregulated energy market....

xX_fnord_Xx ,

Not angry at the posters for sharing facts, I’m just Angered by them.

xX_fnord_Xx ,

Nothing gets by you.

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