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psycho_driver , in Also "parasite".

Fecal dragon?

Boxscape , in Later virgins
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Albbi , in It's like the Bacon game, but funnier

I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast, you piece of shit.

bamboo ,

You eat pieces of shit for breakfast, you piece of shit?

owenfromcanada , in Later virgins
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Zehzin ,
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His other calculus half also had a beautiful mane

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/10bb012a-2a7d-4689-b41b-8eba7eac50ec.jpeg

OozingPositron ,
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What’s the tangent on those curls?

owenfromcanada ,
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Approaching infinite volume, by the looks of them

sangriaferret ,

Um, I’m pretty sure that’s Brian May.

StudChud , in Also "parasite".

I’m just gonna keep calling them “cunts” lol

Delonix ,

Bless ya soul

treadful , in Hey there both good
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nosey33 ,

100٪ frfr no cap

MeDuViNoX ,
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Ong

gdog05 , in I'm feeding both wolves fully and it's not enough

Inside every Texan is 30-50 feral hogs…

davel , in Also "parasite".
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Reporter: [REACTED]
Reason: Not a meme

Arguably true. Please post actual memes next time, OP.

EarthShipTechIntern , in Also "parasite".

I was thinking nigglers.

Cause they’re niggling us all

More from oil! More from groceries! More work for less pay!

Endlessly niggling every aspect of our lives

herrcaptain ,

I see where you’re coming from but that feels dangerously close to a certain other word I’d rather not use. I’m also not sure of the etemology of that word, but I wouldn’t be shocked to find out it has something in common with the other one.

i_stole_ur_taco , in Hey there both good

I bought Terraria when I was really into Minecraft. Didn’t like it at first because the only Minecraft thing is “pick up blocks and crafting”, but once I gave it a fair shake I absolutely loved it.

Fuck, now I have the game music stuck in my head from thinking about the game!

micka190 ,

Doo doo, doo doo doo doo doo doo, rii tii tii tiiiii

taiyang , in Hey there both good

Also quite different. I think Terraria is objectively better than base game Minecraft, though, after their respective updates (which I blame Microsoft monetization). When modded, they’re both great games.

I still love working against the clock to stop corruption from taking over my Terraria planet, though. Reclaiming land is a thing I like, but there are mods like that in Minecraft too that are really fun of you’re into it.

cyberpunk007 , in It's like the Bacon game, but funnier

You ain’t under control, unless you’re out of control, you piece of shit.

PythagreousTitties , in Hey she tried her best ok

I once bought little prize things for my team. Nothing special, stress balls in funny shapes and things like that.

Got pulled into the office for using my own money on that one lol

MrJameGumb ,
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I got a job once at this little video production company, and everyone was always trying to find pens. I’m pretty sure this one smart ass there was stealing them just because he thought it was funny that no one could ever find one…

Anyway, it was probably my second week on the job and I got pissed off because there were like 10 cups that were supposed to have pens in them at all times and I couldn’t find a single one, so I went to the grocery store across the street and bought like 3 boxes of pens and filled all the cups again with the warning that these were my pens that everyone was welcome to use but if they all went missing I would start keeping them locked in my car. Everyone seemed happy to have pens again.

I got hauled into the managers office 2 hours later and questioned as to why I spent my own money on office supplies, why I didn’t just requisition more pens, told never to do that again and handed a check for $11 for “stationary supplies”.

That was the last time I ever bought anything for anybody at work ever again lol

PythagreousTitties ,

Haha yes! You did the right thing though. It’s all about timing. I knew my team needed the dumb prizes that week/month for the extra goodwill. You knew everyone needed goddamn pens.

How long would it have taken to get that done going through management?

“So I spoke to manager X and they said we’ll have pens in a couple weeks” doesn’t exactly inspire anything.

MrJameGumb ,
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People had been complaining about the pens since my first day there lol all the pens I bought were gone after about a month and they all went back to complaining again. I think one of the managers supplied a single 10 pack of pens once the whole time I worked there. I just kept a box of my own in my car for me to use lol

PythagreousTitties ,

“Fuck it, I’ll do it myself” is, in my experience, a great way to get ahead at work. No one likes the manager that doesn’t look out for thier people.

cm0002 ,

Got pulled into the office for using my own money on that one lol

It was because they had a form you could have filled out and gotten it paid for without any fuss right?..right??

PythagreousTitties ,

Oh yeah… absolutely. They would have, uh, green lit it “immediately”

Zagorath ,
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stress balls in funny shapes and things like that.

Got pulled into the office for using my own money on that one lol

Next time don’t buy squishy dicks for work colleagues.

Remotedeck , (edited ) in It's like the Bacon game, but funnier

Toto, I’ve a feeling we’re not in Kansas anymore you piece of shit

nailingjello , in Also "parasite".

Meiser???

billgamesh ,

too humanizing

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