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galoisghost , in Hello there
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See also reality TV shows like Survivor. Men all grow beards the women somehow still have a perfect bikini I line

boogetyboo ,
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Laser is a thing. I haven’t had to worry about bikini lines in about 15 years…

ArmoredThirteen ,

Not sure why you’re being downvoted because yeah laser and electrolysis both exist. I’m sure there is various hair styling too, both men and women to a degree because media, but like also people wanting to be on TV I feel are a demographic more likely to get their pubes zapped into shape.

ParsnipWitch ,

Yeah I think it’s more likely that the TV studio will not allow a woman without a perfect bikini line on set.

CascadianGiraffe ,

I live off grid in the woods. Grew a full beard because shaving in the cold and the dark sucks. Always make time to keep the lower regions well managed though.

Also knowing several women that live similarly… They don’t shave their legs but they do keep the rest of their hair very maintained.

qyron ,

Unrelated, but it’s been recorded that some tribes, to avoid body lice, actively plucked body hair. Some south american indigenous even used oitments and other concoctions made from plants to delay hair growth.

joyjoy , in It's important to read it right

This is a quality anti-meme.

TurboDiesel ,
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Right? I was very confused until I saw where I was. Good shitpost.

blind3rdeye , in MOM!

It’s too late to avoid problems; but it’s certainly not too late to take action. This is not a binary yes / no or climate change / no climate change situation. It’s a continuum. We can’t avoid it completely, but the longer we delay action the worse it gets. There is still a lot of room for it to get worse. So reducing emissions is more important now than it has even been, even if some problems are unavoidable.

dangblingus ,

Well, unfortunately we are looking at the likely scenario of cascading ecosystem failures, quickly leading to most humans on earth starving to death.

Smoogs ,

So reducing emissions is more important now than it has even been

Middle managers : “Come back to working in the office”

Us: ”we work on computers and can easily work from home and have done so for years now being very productive without adding to the emissions of the road use”

Middle managers: “Fuck the earth. I don’t feel like my job is valid unless you’re here so I can micromanage you”

katkit ,

I like to frame it as, even if you can’t avoid crashing into a wall, it still makes a huge difference whether you do it with a 120km/h, 70km/h or 20km/h.

db2 , in Everyone makes mistakes

“He won’t make that mistake again,” the teen went on to say.

MonkCanatella ,

Laughed out loud that.

kWazt ,

“I decided to show him mersey”

Lepsea ,

“namaste”

flambonkscious ,

“Fuck youuuuuu…”

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tty84 , (edited ) in Uno reverse 🔁
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When I go to x.com I end up on twitter.com

So Elon says it’s 𝕏 but my browser still says it’s Twitter

zikk_transport2 ,

Just listen to musk and do what he says - stop calling it twitter.

We can brainstorm other names. For example, latelly I’ve been preferring twatter. xD

SnipingNinja ,

I personally prefer xitter, pronounced as shitter

Savvy95 ,

I like calling id xD

mostNONheinous ,

GTA IV had a Tw@ Internet Cafe so I’ve always kind of thought of it like that.

asexualchangeling ,

That’s it! We’ll call it 𝕏@! With the 𝕏 pronounced as sh and the @ pronounced as at!

Threeme2189 ,

I’m partial to Twixxer myself

stebo02 ,
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That’s funny, when I do it I end up on nitter.net

HiddenLayer5 ,

Wonder how much money he blew on that domain only to not even make it the canonical one.

LiveLM ,

He probably can’t change it without breaking something lol

HiddenLayer5 ,

Probably third party apps. Gotta keep those smart fridge Twitter clients running! Musk even memed about it a while back.

chatokun ,

Since he tried to name PayPal X also, I’m assuming he’s has it forever. Like Bezos and relentless.com.

HiddenLayer5 ,

Even back then a single letter domain was probably worth tens of millions.

Maybe he’s just fixated on some sort of sunk cost fallacy. Now that he’s finally in control of another online service he feels he needs to use the domain he spent untold amounts of money on just so it didn’t seem like a waste.

GamingChairModel ,

No, he literally had to buy the domain back from Paypal in 2017. Paypal owned the domain for years, even after firing Elon in 2000 for trying to switch to it.

jarfil ,

Funnier yet, when you go to https://𝕏.com you also end up on x.com which redirects to twitter.com.

_tinker_ , in There's Jews for Jesus, are there Christians against Christ?
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  • db2 ,

    Fixed the fix: “Leaders of Religion That Relies on Internalized Cognitive Dissonance Surprised When A More Insidious Manipulation Out-Manipulates Them”

    Draces ,

    Ehhh centuries of monarchs, cardinals, popes, etc were pretty equivalently insidious as the new guys

    TimewornTraveler ,

    Internalized cognitive dissonance?

    Carnelian , (edited ) in Shrodinger’s Megamind

    This is actually a huge pet peeve of mine. Just because there are an infinite number of possibilities doesn’t mean anything is possible

    Let’s investigate the list of natural numbers. 1, 2, 3, 4, etc. It stretches on for infinity, but nowhere in this infinite set will you find the number 2.5. Or negative 1. Or countless other examples.

    Next let’s consider a warehouse with an infinite number of CDs, each burned with a copy of the Donkey Kong Country soundtrack. Each of these discs are different. They have slight differences in the label, diameter, and flatness, due to manufacturing tolerances. They have different random bits that get flipped sometimes due to solar particle collision and quantum variation, which may eventually make different discs unreadable. They decay over the centuries at different rates, due to temperature and sun exposure differences in the warehouse (climate control for an infinite space is very expensive).

    Each of these discs are, materially speaking, completely different from one another. But, from the perspective of our limited human perception, they are for the time being completely interchangeable. Whichever one you select, you will listen to and have the same experience.

    This is by far the most likely scenario if we indeed live in a multiverse. An infinite number of earths, with an infinite number of you, lives filled with all the same mistakes and triumphs, all reading this comment together right now.

    Edit: spelling

    lowleveldata ,

    Natural numbers doesn’t contain 2.5 because we define it so. Similarly all those CDs are practically the same because it’s made in a factory designed to minimize the variance. Is there a similar strong will or intention in how a multiverse evolves?

    Carnelian ,

    I suppose then you’d have been more satisfied with the example of an infinite number of grains of sand, each polished smooth and strewn across an infinite beach.

    Or simply an infinite expanse of empty space, each with unique coordinates, yet unable to be differentiated in the absence of any reference.

    The point being, infinity itself is a concept we defined a certain way. And no part of that definition mandates variation. People who hear “infinity” and immediately conclude that, in one universe they are a singer, and in another they are an astronaut, and in another still they weren’t born at all, etc., are making an incorrect assumption about the nature of infinity itself.

    Framed another way, we have exactly one example of a possible universe. Tell me, what creative force do you believe in which would intervene to ensure other universes play out differently?

    lowleveldata ,

    I think a creative force is required to ensure other universes play out similarly, not the other way around. Things naturally spread out randomly instead of unified, variances accumulate to cause chaos instead of order. Similar to how the overall entropy always increase.

    Carnelian ,

    We have reached the root of the disagreement.

    Do things naturally spread out randomly? Given the same hand reaching into the same lottery box, does some inherent law of the universe guarantee that the number drawn is totally unpredictable?

    Given our predicament of having limited information, and limited capacity for understanding, I agree that statistical models are some of the best tools we have, and a very practical way of navigating the world. Many things are effectively random to us, after all. We cannot hope to comprehend every variable at play when all of the numbers cascaded into the bucket.

    But how random is it really? The electrical signals firing in your brain are as random and quantum as we could possibly imagine, yet somehow, you experience a single continuous consciousness, waking up as yourself morning after morning. How could that be possible if cause-and-effect were superseded by some principle of inherent chaos? Do you propose this randomness is merely too subtle to detect? In that case, it would be unfalsifiable, leaving us forced to conclude that the hand always draws the same number.

    lowleveldata ,

    Things can be random and chaotic but if the effects are slow enough then we can still find order in a short period. Evolution is randomness + natural selection but it happens over such a long period we can’t really feel it. Yet we are affected by and products of evolution.

    Carnelian ,

    Once again, we model genetic variation as being “random” because we cannot currently predict it accurately, but in truth it’s no different than the lottery. You have quite the task ahead of you if you intend to prove it is necessarily and totally chaotic.

    lowleveldata ,

    If things are usually “seemingly random” to us it would imply the multiverse would also be “seemingly random” to us. I don’t see the need to prove the chaotic to be truly, whatever that means.

    Carnelian ,

    Well, if you don’t care about proving anything, and you simply believe your assumptions are facts, then why are you discussing it with me? Please continue to think whatever you wish, just as I will continue to remain unconvinced by your gut instinct on this topic

    lowleveldata ,

    Likewise I’m not convinced that I’m the one who needs to provide proofs in this discussion. You already said that “we” model genetic variation as being “random”. And the model is working great. Therefore it is only reasonable to assume things work according to the model unless proved otherwise. A model doesn’t need to be 100% correct to make correct predictions. We still use Newton’s physics model to predict things (flawlessly) even tho it’s not a “truly” correct model.

    Carnelian ,

    Um, sorry to say friend, but Newton’s laws are actually just approximations. This is the entire basis of the emergence of quantum theory.

    This perfectly illustrates the error in your thought process. You live life assuming that whatever pops into your head is the truth. Well, look where that’s led you, you actually believe physics has not improved since the 17th century.

    I’ll give you a hint: scientists do not simply write “this seems reasonable to me, therefore I feel no need to prove it” underneath their theorems. You made a claim, and you need to provide evidence if you expect to be taken seriously

    lowleveldata ,

    Have you read my comment? I’m aware that Newton’s model is not correct. My point was that it still predict flawlessly in most cases.

    Carnelian ,

    Whatever you say friend, enjoy your flawless yet incorrect predictions then, whatever that means

    lowleveldata ,

    It means it doesn’t predict correctly in quantum physics but still predicts correctly in 90% of other cases such as motions and thermodynamics in daily scales. Why do you think schools still teach those if it’s not useful?

    Carnelian ,

    It’s taught because it’s a convenient way to teach children the scientific method, and has some practical benefit in low stakes problem solving. Those who progress beyond the basics realize there is more to physics than predicting the final destination of a billiards ball in a perfectly frictionless vacuum.

    Although if you want to believe everything you learned in high school is the Truth with a capital T then you do you. Explains a lot actually

    my_hat_stinks ,

    It’s an analogy, the specific case doesn’t matter. It demonstrates that infinite does not mean literally everything, it’s possible for some item to be missing from any particular infinite set. In a box of infinite apples you won’t have an orange; in a box of infinite fruit you won’t have a chicken; in an infinite multiverse you by definition won’t have a universe which isn’t part of that multiverse.

    lowleveldata ,

    Ya, but OP was talking about what’s the “most likely” scenario. Which I don’t think the selected analogy demonstrated.

    bric , (edited )

    Is there a similar strong will or intention in how a multiverse evolves?

    Well, if we’re talking about the many worlds theorem, then probably yeah, because both worlds came from a common starting point and evolve together. Like, imagine that I flip 100 quantum coins, creating 2^100 (1,267,650,600,228,229,401,496,703,205,376) universes in a multiverse. Every universe will be different, but the vast majority of them will have roughly 50 heads and roughly 50 tails. 7% of them will even have exactly 50 heads. There is one universe where every coin flip lands on heads, but it’s only one universe among nonillions, you could spend your entire life searching universes and never find it. None of the universes are the same, but most of them are so boringly similar that you couldn’t tell them apart. It’s the central limit theorem, that lots of random events trend towards uniformity

    nobody really knows, but if I had to guess I’d say that’s probably the way our universe would be, our universe might technically be different from the one next to it, but it would only be different by a single electron on mars that decided to move an atom to the left. There might be a universe somewhere where all of the particles in a lotto wheel quantum tunnel to make the winning number be your number, but it would be outnumbered an infinity to one by universes where that didn’t happen and it looks exactly the same as ours.

    lowleveldata ,

    That’s true when you only looks at the point of start or point of differ. In each of the universe other random events will keep happening and the accumulate of variances would have chaotic effects.

    Klear ,

    What blew my mind is that it hasn’t been proven that pi contains an infinte number of ones, for instance. It’s not out of the question that there is a decimal place where the last 1 appears and there are none from then on.

    It’s not really likely, but we simply don’t know and it is possible. It sounds weird given how many decimals of pi we’ve calculated, until you realise we’ve literally calculated 0% of them.

    Carnelian ,

    Yeah! It’s a really beautiful thing to think about. And exciting to imagine we may one day see a mathematician who works out the truth

    rockSlayer ,

    From a mathematical standpoint you’re right, but from the standpoint of application pi has an infinitesimal accuracy without going to 45 digits. At 3.1415926535, we’re more accurate than the distance between 3 atoms.

    Klear ,

    I don’t see how that’s relevant. Plus your last sentence sounds like you’re just repeating something you heard but forgot a part of it, because it makes no sense as it is.

    bric ,

    The part they’re misremembering is that if you used 39 digits of pi as pi (not 45), it would be enough to calculate the circumference of the observable universe with a forward error of less than the width of a hydrogen atom (not the distance between 3)

    bric ,

    Yep! Pi might be a “Normal” irrational number, which is a really poorly named classification that basically means that the “random” arrangement of numbers in pi isn’t weighted and so you’ll end up with 1 in 10 digits being 1, and that that will be true for all bases. We’re kind of at a point where we think Pi is “normal”, but we can’t prove it.

    If it is “normal” though, then that means that you could find any arbitrary sequence of numbers inside of pi, somewhere. Meaning that in base 128, pi would contain the ascii sequence for every book ever written, every book that ever will be written, every book that could be written, the accurate date of your death, and anything else you could ever imagine. Again, that’s not proven, but we think it’s the case

    blackluster117 ,
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    Whatcha got in that pi? Everything…

    paddirn ,

    Whenever I think about the possibility of a Multiverse it just gets so unbelievably convoluted that I can’t believe that that’s how the Universe/Multiverse actually exists. Is the idea that every potential change in every atom or event in the Universe leads to all these other Universes, all co-existing, no matter how small & insignificant the differences? So we’d have a ridiculous number of Universes whose sole difference from ours is that a single atom behaved slightly differently in a rock out in the parking lot. Then multiply that by EVERY possible atom in the entire Universe, all behaving slightly differently.

    That’s just physical matter, what about conscious decisions made by living things? So in one Universe I filled my bowl of cereal with X oz of milk VS another universe where I filled it with X+1 oz of milk, and so on. All these micro-decisions that branch out into separate timelines, multiplied by the number of living entities in the Universe, every second of every day.

    So are new Universes just constantly springing into existence at every moment in time, connected to every atom and every living thing, just brought about by tiny differences? I write some gobbledygook here: aksfhkashdf in one universe, adshfoasfdoajsidd in another, pooigjmasiodmfas in another, and so on. Multiple universes all suddenly springing into existence based on random key presses? Universes can’t possibly be that “easy” to create can they, all that mass and energy, just poofed into existence, and it’s constantly happening every second? Is mass, energy, and space just meaningless?

    Or is it some other more basic set of differences describe the universe, just the starting conditions are different, but from there, each different Universe just proceeds as is, without multiple branching timelines? I’m not smart enough to understand any of it, it just quickly gets so incredibly convoluted and complicated for me to wrap my brain around.

    Sotuanduso ,

    There are a few possibilities:

    1. All the universes existed from the start. Most just haven’t diverged yet. At any given moment, there are an infinite number of completely identical universes.
    2. The universes literally split, and some quirk of quantum mechanics makes this actually possible.
    3. They aren’t universes, they’re timelines. All the universes are in quantum superposition with each other.
    4. There aren’t actually multiple universes. It’s just acknowledgement of the infinite possibilities. (This is how I like to think of most quantum mechanics, tbh.)
    TonyTonyChopper ,

    CDs are optical storage, just plastic with tiny bumps. It’s magnetic and solid state storage that can have bit flipping.

    Carnelian ,

    Ah, but you see, this example takes place in the universe where CDs are susceptible as well

    blackluster117 ,
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    I am five parallel universes ahead of you

    HawlSera ,

    It seems inefficient to run so many instances of the same scenario

    Notorious_handholder ,

    I think a lot of people assume a multiverse works that way because popular fiction makes it look like it does. However popular fiction is using something more akin to an omniverse (idk if there is an actual agreed scientific definition for a collection of multiple multiverses so Im just using that).

    Using your analogy with the donkey kong discs being different universes with slight alterations in the warehouse (multiverse). In an omniverse scenario that you see in popular fiction, next door you’d have another warehouse but instead of donkey kong discs it is mario discs, or maybe donkey kong plushies.

    However again that’s all speculative of if there even is a multiverse let alone something larger than that

    TrismegistusMx ,
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    You haven’t disproved anything. The common understanding of multiverses typically only extends to livable multiverses, but there are infinite multiverses capable of sustaining logic and organization, just as there are infinite universes of junk data.

    Carnelian ,

    I have disproven that an infinite set necessarily contains every arbitrary possibility. And quite simply, too. Notice how the set of natural numbers does not contain any grapes.

    Thus, the burden of proof is now on those who claim they do know what is in the multiverse. Such as yourself. What evidence do you have for these “junk data” universes?

    TrismegistusMx ,
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    I’m going to blow your mind with a simple bit of logic. IF the junk data universes don’t exist, then the multiverse isn’t infinite. Order is an infinite subset of disorder.

    Carnelian ,

    Did you learn that from a fortune cookie?

    TrismegistusMx ,
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    How is the universe infinite if there’s something missing?

    Carnelian ,

    The set of natural numbers is infinite. The number 2.5 is missing from that set. Therefore infinite sets do not contain every possibility.

    It’s not rocket science

    TrismegistusMx ,
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    You’re talking about countable infinities vs uncountable infinities, but you’re proving my point. Order is a countable infinity, disorder is an uncountable infinity. You’ve just abstracted yourself into a corner.

    Carnelian ,

    sigh, very well then.

    Consider the set of real numbers, which is an uncountable infinity. Notice how this infinite set does not contain any grapes.

    It’s not rocket science

    TrismegistusMx ,
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    Grapes and real numbers are both finite distinctions of a shared infinitely ordered set, which itself is part of an infinitely disordered set. Numbers are an infinitely ordered set that do not contain grapes. Grapes are part of many finite sets that are also part of an infinitely ordered set. Both exist within disordered and ordered sets as well. You’re not describing limitations of the infinite like you think you are. You’re only describing the limitations of your understanding of the infinite.

    Carnelian ,

    Well, yes, obviously different infinite sets have different contents. Do you have a point that’s actually relevant to what we’re talking about?

    TrismegistusMx ,
    @TrismegistusMx@lemmy.world avatar

    No, no more points to make with you. You’ve missed every point I’ve made so far, so to continue would be a waste of time.

    Carnelian ,

    Probably for the best. Thanks for your…unique…contributions to the discussion!

    TrismegistusMx ,
    @TrismegistusMx@lemmy.world avatar

    Carry on with your anthropocentric ideations I guess.

    Carnelian ,

    Wow you really saying random words lol

    Vulwsztyn ,

    You were far more patient with this discussion than I am.

    Carnelian ,

    Ha, thanks. Hopefully one day bro finds the plot

    CaptainEffort ,

    Exactly this. I think the real problem is that “infinite” is virtually impossible to comprehend, so people regularly misunderstand what it means and how it works.

    TrismegistusMx ,
    @TrismegistusMx@lemmy.world avatar

    They’re slippery concepts to be sure. Language itself becomes an impediment when discussing the subject. How can one use terms which were created to narrow perspective in order to expand consciousness to encompass the ineffable?

    funkless ,

    due to the nature of infinity — a la monkeys and typewriters — you could have not only a single CD that due to a catastrophic series of errors is actually something completely different from a CD — but an infinite number of them.

    Is it entirely beyond the realms of possibility that an infinitesimally small stroke of luck could create a sentient race of CD people? Except “small” doesn’t make sense in infinity — “small” just means “a less common certainty”

    Carnelian ,

    An infinite series of random letters would of course contain every book, that’s definitionally true.

    But infinity itself does not empower the whims of the imagination (indeed this is the entire point). Yes, it is definitely impossible for the warehouse to contain a sentient race of CD people. Polycarbonate plastic simply cannot exhibit any of the qualities of being alive under any circumstances

    funkless ,

    I know I’m nit picking here but that’s the point of examining infinity, but wouldn’t it be foolish to say “there are no examples of hydrogen gas becoming sentient under any circumstances!” because, well, we’re both sentient decendants of a reaction between two or more hydrogen atoms.

    Yes the conditions that led from hydrogen > helium > deuterium > … > … > … single celled organisms > … > … primates > … > … humans are incredibly complicated and specific. But what if we applied the same complicated and specific process (or an infinite variation thereof) to the CD factory. Are you sure it’s impossible? and worse yet - can you prove it?

    Carnelian ,

    Are you sure it’s impossible? and worse yet - can you prove it?

    This is known as an argument from ignorance. I’m not sure how familiar you are with this terminology, so to be clear, I am not insulting you or calling you ignorant. But in summary, something is not true until proven otherwise.

    The conditions inside the warehouse are not similar to the conditions of the early universe or the primordial soup. You need to demonstrate a mechanism for stable, non-reactive plastic to become sentient if you assert that it’s indeed possible.

    funkless ,

    for one - it’s an infinite warehouse, so the parts of it that are near stars, black holes, planets, moons and comets are destroyed, sucked in etc, creating several stable “rare-Earth” conditions at the Goldilocks distance from heat sources, and using the debris from collision follows the same basic principle of how life on Earth started, but with melted plastic from the burned cds instead of in water. Life - uh - finds a way.

    Carnelian ,

    The warehouse is more similar to SCP-3008, for property tax reasons

    Maslo , in Shitpost

    The most impressive part is the lack of footprints on Amy’s side. She can swing that ass like a cement truck

    transmatrix ,

    More like a pastry bag

    aggelalex ,

    Damn her ass be schmooving like a printer.

    Apytele , in *doing my best google impression* Did you mean: turn it up?

    You joke but music memory is literally the last thing to go. In fact, if you ever want to help the nurses care for your relative with dementia, make 2 playlists / mixtapes of their favorite songs. One Playlist of calming songs for them to sleep to and to listen to when they’re upset, and one Playlist of exciting songs for when the physical therapist needs to get them up and active!

    MeatPilot , (edited )
    @MeatPilot@lemmy.world avatar

    My gran grans favorite “get up and go” songs.

    • My Neck, My Back (Lick It)
    • Magic Stick
    • Put It In Your Mouth
    • Look Back At Me
    • Deepthroat
    • Pussy Monster
    • Anaconda
    IndiBrony ,
    @IndiBrony@lemmy.world avatar

    Is your gran single?

    MeatPilot ,
    @MeatPilot@lemmy.world avatar

    Pop pop did pass away. Heart attack in bed.

    TheBat ,
    @TheBat@lemmy.world avatar

    Is he the reason why ‘when you nut but she still keeps sucking’ meme exists?

    Apytele ,

    Again, you joke, but do you know how hard it is to control STDs in a building full of women with dead husbands who can’t get pregnant?

    WhiskyTangoFoxtrot ,

    I mean, if your husband is dead, it’s kind of assumed that he can’t get pregnant.

    Willy ,

    You joke, but do you have any idea how hard I’ve tried?

    GluWu ,

    I want to get a tatoo that says “Things to play if I have brain damage” or something, then put bands and genres that hit core memories.

    JoShmoe ,

    This is my new objective today.

    ProvableGecko ,

    Get a qr code to a Spotify playlist. This way you won’t have to get laser removal when you want to change a song

    NateSwift ,

    Better yet just encode the list of songs in the qr code. No need to depend on SaaS

    NikkiDimes , (edited )

    Better yet, get a qr code to your own domain that forwards to your spotify playlist so you can change the entire qr code to something else in the future should you want to

    Edit: Hell, I might actually do this lol.

    trolololol ,

    Who’s going to maintain the domain while you’re in coma? Also how do you know the price for playlists 5 years from now, it could be more expensive than a car!

    NikkiDimes ,

    🤨

    SpaceNoodle ,

    My wife still struggles with language and memory after her strokes from several years back, but every now and then she’ll break into song with a perfect tune from even as far back as her childhood.

    NikkiDimes ,

    Please stop, that’s beautiful. Best of luck to you and your wife ❤️🥺

    GTG3000 ,

    “speak-singing” is a thing some people do to work around language issues, apparently it’s an entirely different part of the brain.

    grrgyle ,

    So that’s gonna be whirling-in-rags (evening) and Mute City (Kyaku remix), respectively, for me.

    BluJay320 , in “It’s sick”
    @BluJay320@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

    Sickening indeed. How can you get that close and fuck up your one job…

    PhlubbaDubba ,

    It was still a distance shoot at that range, and apparently those are actually harder to hit than media marksmanship makes it seem

    Zron ,

    There’s a lot of armchair snipers all of a sudden who are saying they can hit a few inch group at 100 yards with their eyes closed.

    Given lemmy’s demographic, I’m not sure how many of these people have actually held a rifle, let alone tried to shoot it at +100 yards while under a time crunch and stress.

    Not saying what the kid did was right, but criticism of his marksmanship isn’t really fair.

    PhlubbaDubba ,

    They just feel teased by the botched shot is all, they’ll probably shut up about it once Trump inevitably manages to spectacularly blow any sympathy he might have gained over this, as he is often want to do.

    Guy’s gonna hit the circuits like a lightning bolt about this, and inevitably he’s gonna say something that puts it right back into everyone’s head what exactly he’s proposing for his second term.

    It’s absolutely wild to think about, it’s the first campaign in history where both candidates survive mostly on a strategy of talking as little as humanly possible and under as controlled circumstances as humanly possible.

    The way to win is to actively avoid reminding everyone that the candidate you support is one of the candidates, because of just how much the media has poisoned the well that this very obvious outcome is some unforeseen portent of oncoming doom because gasp two first term presidents are seeking the second term.

    Like what in fuck were people expecting was gonna happen, a divine intervention? Joe’s literally said that it’d take that much at minimum to convince him to hand the reins even to Kamala, nevermind how Donny would probably spit in the eye of god himself at the suggestion that anyone but him, even a magically created exact copy of him in a younger body, should take over the campaign.

    Phoeniqz ,
    @Phoeniqz@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

    But those armchair snipers aren’t actively trying to shoot the US president. I mean if I were to do it I would make sure I won’t get killed for nothing

    Mouselemming ,

    Shooter forgot to allow for the cloud of bullshit-laden hot air emanating from the target.

    Crackhappy , in McCafé
    @Crackhappy@lemmy.world avatar

    This so stupid and unexpectedly hilarious.

    refurbishedrefurbisher ,

    Took me a min

    kitnaht , in wait for it

    This is wrong on so many levels.

    Pencilnoob , in How would you decorate this room?

    Chainsaw and a skylight. A big one too, like one of these

    https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/06e18cbc-462a-4362-8fff-ef3d2d1c43ba.jpeg

    And yeah, yeah, I’ve heard they are a pain to maintain and break easily. I don’t care, I’ll fix it every week if that means I get a balcony and fresh air every day.

    SpaceNoodle ,

    You want a sawzall, not a chainsaw. The former is a precision cutting tool, the latter is for arboreal maintenance.

    Kolanaki ,
    @Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

    I want a wrecking ball since that would be more fun and destructive, but ok.

    Jimbo ,
    @Jimbo@yiffit.net avatar

    you know you want the destructive option

    uis ,
    Djtecha ,

    I thought it was for c sections…

    SpaceNoodle ,

    No, the C in C-sections stands for sCissors.

    Djtecha ,

    It’s a weird history en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chainsaw

    Djtecha ,
    Djtecha ,

    Ha after reading this article I now get your reply

    Pencilnoob ,

    Ah yes, that would make sense.

    I’m over here thinking like a firefighter trying to ventilate a roof, not like a contractor trying to install a window.

    Branch_Ranch ,

    Dont tell me what I want!

    acockworkorange ,

    Also a chainsaw cuts chains, while a sawzall isn’t called a sawzmost.

    residentmarchant ,

    Just…uhh…move to a place that has a balcony?

    ImplyingImplications , in Later, losers
    elliot_crane , in Seedless Catholics Against Watermelons?

    I like how the watermelons have a whole 10K more likes. Let’s go watermelons!

    state_electrician ,

    66% more likes!

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