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FeelzGoodMan420 , in lemmy.ml

This comment thread is an absolute fucking joke. You’re all dumb as absolute fuck.

Both sides of this conflict are pieces of shit. There is no side “to blame.” This conflict has been going on for about 100 years and both sides have committed human rights violation and heinous acts of violence.

If you actually want to blame someone, blame the fucking British and the Americans for manipulating both the zionists and the Palestinians to help win the world wars, and for promising them both the same land.

You’re all wasting your time trying to to blame Israel or Palestine. Don’t be so fucking lazy people. Read a god damn history book rather than basing your opinions on social media. Jesus…

joystick ,

Both sides deserve blame, though. I (weakly) support Israel because I feel that Gaza has been more evil recently.

Papergeist ,

This is where I’m at. I’ll admit I don’t know much of anything about the history of the situation, but what I see right now, is religious fanatics fighting religious fanatics. Fuck all of 'em

bort ,

is religious fanatics fighting religious fanatics. Fuck all of 'em

I am with you.

Though it would be nice if refugees from palestia would get asylum in Europe (which they don’t), then the non-fanatics could get out of there, while the crazies do their thing.

I_Has_A_Hat ,

Jordan accepted Palestinian refugees once. Then they killed their king and tried to take over the country. It’s left a lot of other countries wary of accepting them.

bort ,

Thanks, I was not aware of this. This changes a lot.

Could you point me in the right direction? (i.e. are there good/neutral articles elaborating on this specific case?)

ParsnipWitch ,

Why in Europe and not in Egypt, which is a border country to the Gaza stripe?

BubblyMango ,

I usually try not to comment on these topics, but where on the israeli side do you see religious fanatics? You can say many things about their side, but religion is not their motive.

orrk ,

really? the coalition of “Israel is a Jewish ethnostate” and literal Jewish fascist party (Jewish power, formerly anti-arab militia terror group) doesn’t make you think that they may be some form of religious fanatics?

BubblyMango , (edited )

Ethnicity is not a religion. Being jewish has either a religious or an ethnic cultural meaning. Saying Israel is jewish as in religious is saying you solved a 75 year old internal argument. Heck this argument is the reason Israel has no constitution yet. Its a mostly secular country though. Most people are not acting upon any religious rules beyond celebrating the holidays (no different than celebrating christmas for “christians”).

Oh, and guess what? The construction of israel is completely irrelevent to whether or not right now they are fighting due to a religion or not. They were receiving terrorist attacks and wars declared against them since conception.

Whether or not you agree with their original idea or the means they used along the way does not change the fact they are fighting for non religious reasons. They were attacked and they are responding with questionable means. Religious plays no part here.

And “jewish power” received less than 5% of the votes. In the American voting system they would have been as relevant as the american neo-nazi party (which means irrelevant). They are only in the government because fanatics are easily united, and because Netanyahu is a literal criminal that would form a government with simply anyone so that he can avoid jail time.

orrk ,

There very much is a collection of Jewish ethnicities, to ignore this is flat out wrong, btw here is the definition of Ethnicity:

An ethnicity or ethnic group is a grouping of people who identify with each other on the basis of perceived shared attributes that distinguish them from other groups. Those attributes can include a common nation of origin, or common sets of ancestry, traditions, language, history, society, religion, or social treatment.

But besides that, your entire argument flat out ignores the positions of the Ruling Israeli party over the last 20+ years. Fact is that the National Liberals and Jewish Power parties ARE in power, they DO have these beliefs, they have espoused them openly and their policy clearly shows that they mean to follow through with these ideas.

As for the last point, Israel is not America, and the Israeli system does place relevance on all the coalition partners in government, and oh ya, the equivalent of the Nazi party IS IN POWER in Israel.

BubblyMango ,

I dont see the relevence of your first paragraph. Yes there is more than just 1 type of jew. So what?

Jewish power is a far right party with religious elements. It persuaded even secular young voters with speeches about a powerful country and far right ideas. Some people are easily persuaded by ideas of power. What else is new? But calling them nazi equivalents is a huge stretch. With all the bad things i can say about them, they are not nazis. Also, whether or not they are nazis is beyond the point here. They are definitely religious, they are definitely fanatics, and they are definitely not THE government.

And you completely missed the point - the political system in israel is one that gives some power even to smaller parties, such as Jewish Power and The United Arab List. They are not “in power”, they simply have some power.

For reference, they have about as much power as the arabic-islamic party The United Arab List had in the previous government, yet i never saw people calling israel an islamic arabic country.

deaf_fish ,

Guilty Killing civilians: Hamas, Israeli government.

Guilty of Genocide: Israeli government

People who don’t deserve to get killed: Palestine civilians, Israeli civilians.

People who have claims to the land: both Palestine civilians and Israeli civilians (sorry the situation is fucked).

Fascist and helping each other gain power: Hamas, Netanyahu

ParsnipWitch ,

Why are the attacks from Israel considered genocidal, but not those from Palestine?

orrk ,

because Hamas hasn’t cut off water to some 2 million people? like, positions of power mean you will end up actually qualifying for things like “committing genocide” much sooner

ParsnipWitch ,

So Hamas who want to commit genocide but fail at it are not genocidal. But Israel which could easily commit genocide but doesn’t do it is genocidal?

alienzx ,

Look up the definition. Israel is currently commiting genocide. Not denying that hamas didn’t want to, but they aren’t in a position to do so and never will be.

ParsnipWitch ,

Definition of genocide:

the deliberate killing of a large number of people from a particular nation or ethnic group with the aim of destroying that nation or group.

The aim of Israel isn’t to destroy Palestine or kill all Palestinians. They definitely want to destroy Hamas, maybe they want to take over Gaza. While their tactics are inhumane and kill many Palestinians, I don’t see how you could argue their real goal is to kill Palestinian as an ethnicity. Abou 20 % of the citizens in Israel are Palestinian. And they also do not attack the Westbank.

orrk ,

who said Israel doesn’t commit genocide? just by numbers, if Hamas had committed genocide Israel would have done so 10 times sooner

ParsnipWitch ,

Genocide isn’t about numbers though. A genocide means your goal is to kill everyone from a certain ethnicity. With currently 20 % of citizens in Israel being Palestinian and no attacks on the Westbank I can’t see how you would argue the goal and reason for the war is that Israel wants to kill everyone with Palestinian ethnicity?

orrk ,

West bank settlers are currently just shooting Palestinians while being protected by the government, and no, you actually need to be able to kill the people to call it genocide,

Kusimulkku ,

Not effective enough, I’m guessing

Kusimulkku ,

Guilty of Genocide: Israeli government

I don’t think it’s because of lack of will or lack of trying from the Arab side

deaf_fish ,

So to be clear, what are you saying? Are you saying the genocide is justified?

Kusimulkku ,

I would like to see the logic you used to come to that conclusion from my comment

deaf_fish ,

Gladly, thanks for asking. So I started out with my general assumption that genocide is always bad. I figured most people agree with that.

Then I looked at your reply and I was like this person is listing some reasons why the Israeli government is genocideing civilians and I noticed that you lumped Palestinian civilians and Hamas into one group “Arabs”. And I thought that was interesting because Arabs is a pretty large group that includes people who are unrelated to the current conflict. I also noticed that you left out one of the major reasons for the genocide which is racism. I’m sure you just forgot to list that as I think it is one of the larger reasons for doing the genocide.

Then I was trying to figure out what your comment was adding to the thread. Were you just unsure if we were aware that Hamas had killed Israeli civilians? No, my original post specified that they did.

So I was very confused as to why you made your post in the first place.

Then I remembered that some people online like the genocideing of Palestine civilians. Some people want it to keep going and for that to happen they need to make the genocide sound justified. They may do this by posting something very similar to what you posted.

Now, I don’t know why you made your post, so I asked. I also wanted clarification if you thought the genocide was justified because it seems like something a pro-genocide person might post.

Now that I have written out my process, can I please get you to confirm that you think the genocide of the Palestinian civilians is bad.

Kusimulkku ,

It was about nutty as I expected.

I was talking about Arab attempts to drive Jews “to the sea” and remove them from the area completely. You might’ve seen some of these calls and heard of some of these attempts. If not, see en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arab–Israeli_conflict

Now, I don’t know why you made your post, so I asked. I also wanted clarification if you thought the genocide was justified because it seems like something a pro-genocide person might post.

Now that I have written out my process, can I please get you to confirm that you think the genocide of the Palestinian civilians is bad.

I’m somewhat surprised my previous reply where I made fun of you for jumping to that very assumption didn’t already clarify how you were wrong. Then again, using sarcasm with someone who clearly misunderstands stuff might have been a bad move. lol

deaf_fish ,

Alright, so I was wrong and a big dumb dumb.

Clearly it should be extremely easy for you to say that the genocide of Palestinian civilians is bad as you were not trying to justify it. But you haven’t said it yet. It’s been like 2 replies. I get it, it can be hard to keep track of everything in that big brain of yours.

So here it is. I have rolled out the red carpet. I’ve taken the big L. All that is left is for you reply with “the genocide of Palestinian civilians is bad”. Heck you can even copy it from this reply and post it.

Kusimulkku ,

Alright, so I was wrong and a big dumb dumb.

Yeah

Clearly it should be extremely easy for you to say that the genocide of Palestinian civilians is bad as you were not trying to justify it

Well duh. I’m gonna even go a step further and say, get this, genocide bad, in general. Be it Palestinians or anyone else really. Quite a bold statement from me

So here it is. I have rolled out the red carpet. I’ve taken the big L.

Eh, it happens. Sometimes our mouths (or fingers) are just faster than our brains. Way faster. Just gotta learn from it.

deaf_fish ,

Good job! That was way harder than it needed to be, but I am glad we finally got there. Cheers!

Kusimulkku ,

I hope you don’t realize how much of a tool you seemed through this. It might be too much for you

deaf_fish ,

I’m sorry. Your link about the Arab Israeli conflict was helpful and good context.

There are just a lot of pro genocidal racists on social media and they rarely self identify because they know it looks bad.

So when you didn’t answer my question directly and redirect to my thought process, I had to become a tool troll until you explicitly clarified your position on genocide.

I understand how my initial question can come off as offensive and I am sorry about that too, but you can’t assume what someone’s position on things are.

Kusimulkku ,

Fair enough

Lilith_the_serpent ,

Israel has been boxing in the Palestinians for those 100 years, slowly choking them out and forcibly removing them from their homes. Now, multiple generations later, millions of Palestinians are backed into a small corner of their ancestral land as they are still forcibly removed from their homes and murdered in the streets. This is a genocide… like it has been for the last 100 years. Israelis are the invading force. Why wouldn’t the Palestinians fight back? Innocent people died, but that doesn’t give the Zionists the all clear to commit genocide and ethnic cleansing.

PM_ME_FEET_PICS ,

Sit on my face.

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

That’s a neat trick considering Israel is only 75 years old.

trashgirlfriend ,

They used the 100 years figure from OP

Transcendant ,

blame the fucking British and the Americans

None of the ones who made those decisions are alive anymore. Are you going to dig up their coffins and shout at the corpses?

You make some good points though. However, we can absolutely blame actors at play today for things that are happening today. Hamas committed atrocities, now Israel is going in heavy handed and exacerbating the situation. Not sure why people find it difficult to state that. Hatred, I assume.

alienzx ,

Israel kept them in a concentration camp for years… was that not an atrocity?

A_Random_Idiot ,

no no, you see, Only things done TO Israel are atrocities and bad.

Palestinians just need to accept, with quiet dignity, the human rights violations, war crimes, and genocides and never raise a single finger in anger over the human rights violations and warcrimes they are subjected to.

/s

orrk ,

could you stop with this antisemitic bullshit? the people in Gaza aren’t humans, so why tarnish the good name of Israel (that represents all the Jews in the world btw) /s

yes apparently not wanting to genocide Gaza is antisemitic due to shitty American foreign policy propaganda

mayo ,
@mayo@lemmy.world avatar

I feel like we’re blaming the side that is blaming a side, and there is a lot of blame going around.

Or at least that’s what I did and am trying to avoid doing again.

Lol blame the british

Draedron ,

The conflict is 3000 years old. There is no blaming anyone.

Draedron ,

It’s a conflict older than one of the religions involved. Its crazy how people think they cam blame one side only

oij2 ,

based.

DharmaCurious , in Timmy, this is wrong
@DharmaCurious@startrek.website avatar

I mean, realistically, if everyone was addicted to crack, literally everyone, it wouldn’t be that different. Crack would be way more available, likely with like, crack restaurants and shit. Poor people would basically crack-starve the way they food starve now. Same shit, different day. Except now we know the governmental officials are high as fuck, instead of just suspecting as much.

And I imagine my house would be cleaner. Zip zip zip.

TotallyNotSpez ,

Ah yes, the Futurama Crack Mansion!

GBU_28 ,

If it happened all at once, but crack supply didn’t also grow at the same instant, a lot of people would be crashing in a few hours

Donkter ,

Realistically almost everyone would have a bad year and a lot of recovered crackheads would relapse.

newIdentity ,

Actually no, because it takes a lot of space to plant coca plants. We don’t have enough space for everyone to constantly have crack cocain

DharmaCurious ,
@DharmaCurious@startrek.website avatar

Fair point

SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

Vertically stacked coca farm skyscrapers my dude.

havokdj ,

Yeah we do brother, crack cocaine actually takes less coke to make than regular coke, because you get 8x as much from the cocaine.

7 parts baking soda to 1 part cocaine = 1 gram of coke turns into 8 grams of crack.

Remember federal agent who may be watching, Master P taught me this, not living in a ghetto that you created.

newIdentity ,

But it also lasts shorter so we also need more of it

havokdj ,

Yeah, like a third shorter. If that is a concern, stick it in your gums because it’ll last like an hour then

Mdotaut801 ,

1 hour on your gums? Lmao. No it doesn’t. Stop with the misinformation.

havokdj ,

Smoke more

Edit: it looks like you edited your comment and wrote something totally different. If you’re so sure of yourself, why did you go in a completely different direction?

Yes, if you rub coke on your gums, it will last for like one hour. You’re not going to be smoking levels of high for an hour unless you do a shit ton, but it won’t be for 5-10 minutes like it is when you smoke it either.

frippa ,
@frippa@lemmy.ml avatar

7 parts baking soda to 1 part coke is straight up criminal, it’s a highway robbery if they want me to pay something, the mix should be 1:1

I know this for… Reasons

(but fr I don’t sell Crack cocaine)

Mdotaut801 ,

Yeah 1:1 or 2:1. There’s no way 7:1 works at all lmao. That guy straight up doesn’t know what he’s talking about. I do, because I had a problem.

havokdj ,

Dumbest shit I’ve ever heard someone say about drugs.

When you have more filler, your product is less potent, that means you have to actually do more. Saying something as ignorant as “no way 7:1 works at all” when you could go and smoke like a gram of it and get crazy fucked up as if it were a 1/10th gram.

Yes, there are people that do shit that are cut that hard. If you don’t think so, you haven’t been around the block that long.

Mdotaut801 ,

Wrong. I sold it. It’s basic chemistry. 7 parts soda will not all bind to 1 part cocaine (that breaks down to an oil when heated). It’s physically impossible for it to bind that much soda to the cocaine. The extra soda will just sit in the bottom of the jar or vial or whatever you’re using. Jesus you’re fucking stupid. I’m not going to argue any more with an idiot about how to be a piece of shit drug addict. Thank god I’m sober so I don’t have to be around idiots like you. If that’s how you made your drugs, they must have been real soft, flaky and shitty if it actually pulled together ever. Duh. God.

havokdj ,

Goddamn dude why in the fuck are you such an angry fucking asshole? Stop being such a fucking dickhead.

Duh, no shit it won’t all bind to it, nobody claimed that it did. That doesn’t mean motherfuckers will not try to stick as much baking soda as they can to coke. What you said right there doesn’t prove your point against mine whatsoever like you think it does.

You’re also assuming that they aren’t using other shit to make it bind. Not all crack is just coke and baking soda, you claim to be smart but fail to realize that there are other things that can and are used as binders. I know because I’ve watched it happen before. Unlike you though, I’ve never been stupid enough to get hooked on crack. Cocaine is a pretty shitty drug to get hooked onto, I’d say you’re better off doing almost ANYTHING ELSE considering the high cost and low amount of time spent actually high on it, but I guess that’s just me, the “stupid one”

Considering the fact that you think that rubbing coke in your gums doesn’t last for about an hour, I don’t think you’ve ever actually done coke, or at the very least done it in that manner. How the fuck do you think people discovered it in the first place? Chewing leaves, dumbass.

Thank god I’m sober so I don’t have to be around idiots like you

Jesus Christ dude, you really are a fucking asshole. If this is how you talk to random people on the internet out of nowhere, I’d be willing to bet your social circle is nonexistent. No need to be such a rude piece of fucking shit FFS.

I genuinely hope someone kicks you in the dick tomorrow or something, I don’t like wishing harm on people but I’d be willing to bet you were a better person on drugs than not, because you’re giving me the aire that you think you’re better than other people. Go do some soul searching bud, you’re literally arguing about smoking crack on the internet, fucking crackhead.

Mdotaut801 ,

7 parts? You’re so wrong about that. You do not know what the fuck you’re talking about. You can’t stretch it that much. It’s more like 2:1.

Promethiel ,
@Promethiel@lemmy.world avatar

Without a cure for ADHD this is actually free healthcare woo!!!

Stoneykins ,

Timmy already made the wish for caffeine and we are just unaware that our reality was changed from one where coffee was illegal

tfw_no_toiletpaper ,

Coffee doesn’t get rid of my teeth tho

Stoneykins ,

Neither does weed but that’s illegal. And, drinking too much alcohol destroys your body and kills you. The legality of a substance doesn’t really align with what things are healthy and safe to consume.

theangryseal ,

I don’t know how something that dry your eating hole out would be good for your grill.

I mean, I’m not a grill scientist. I could be wrong.

Stoneykins ,

Did you have a stroke or am I having a stroke?

I read this 50 times and I’m still not sure what you just said, could you rephrase it please?

theangryseal ,

Yes, yes, certainly.

Mmhhmm

I don’t know how something that dries your mouth so terribly can be good for your teeth.

I mean, I’m no dentist. Maybe I’m wrong.

Is that better?

Stoneykins ,

Yes, thank you

I wasn’t reading it correctly before, I’m too high I guess lmao

I just find I drink a lot more water to keep my mouth from being dry, and I don’t think that is bad for me

theangryseal ,

One more for good measure.

Bruh, dat shit give you cottonmouth. That gotta be hard on your teeth.

Maybe ask a dentist though. I ain’t know shit anyway, just guessing.

sigh ,
@sigh@lemmy.world avatar

I mean, realistically, if everyone was addicted to crack, literally everyone, it wouldn’t be that different.

there would be signs

Sidewayshighways ,

M night shyamalans epic sci fi Mel Gibson movie of the year 1965

ILikeBoobies ,

It would be like China during the Opium Wars

xantoxis , in Why are there people like this?!

Because as a society we’ve forgotten how to throw bricks at bad people

Sordid ,
@Sordid@kbin.social avatar

Worse, we're throwing piles of money at them.

DigitalTraveler42 ,

“but they’re entertaining!”

suction ,

This right here. Germans thought Hitler was “entertaining”, too, for a while.

DigitalTraveler42 ,

That was the whole premise behind r/the_donald back on Reddit, and it started as irony and then the numbskulls who don’t get or don’t care about “irony” and “satire” showed up and meme’d Trump to four nightmarish years as President.

I know he’s not Hitler or anything, but the book of Hitler’s speeches on his nightstand that his ex-wife told us about tells us he definitely admired Hitler, absolutely disgusting.

suction ,

He could very well become as bad as Hitler, I think he’s the same kind of psychopath. The parallels are uncanny, AH and Trump are both ridiculous figures that’s why they are underestimated until it’s too late. Also the speech on January 6th and the accompanying video are fully, unapologetically “Nazi” to a degree Goebbels would have been proud (the “we’ve been so nice to them”) speech.

Hyggyldy , in But have you tried Jerboa?

What gives DENTISTS feelings of power? Shaming non FLOSS users.

Imgonnatrythis ,
inpotheenveritas ,

That was one well-executed dad-joke.

gibmiser , in Take a gander at this

Yeah I’ll say I’m a goddamn elf if it means I get 5 extra years of not having to work

sirico ,
@sirico@feddit.uk avatar

Nope you get to work in a toy factory 364 days a year GG

whostosay ,

ggs

a_postmodern_hat , in This will be YouTube in 2025

“Let’s work together and put an end to attention theft.”

Leg ,

The term “attention theft” is some dystopian shit, and just probable enough to make me vomit in my mouth.

setsneedtofeed ,
@setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world avatar

Attention theft is an existing term, though it’s used to describe bad practices by marketers. I suppose it’s bad that the term has had to come into existence, but it is good that it exists as a way to talk about bad practices more easily.

pkmkdz ,

(not) fun fact: In game design there exists analogical term for “making player addicted” called “dark patterns”. Mostly used by live service and mobile games

nexguy ,
@nexguy@lemmy.world avatar

There are no victimless crimes

Frost752 ,
@Frost752@lemmy.world avatar

piracy

afraid_of_zombies ,

Privately peeing on a grave.

interdimensionalmeme ,

What about baby eating ? I’m saving the planet kilotons of co2 emissions each one I gulp down. I should get a medal.

afraid_of_zombies ,

Some insurance group put up a billboard on the route I use to go to work telling us how we all suffer from insurance fraud.

Each and every time I went past it I would try to imagine how much I would have to hate a person in order to side with the enemy against them. No saint and I never pretended to be one but I still wouldn’t do that.

grid11 , in This will be YouTube in 2025
Kolanaki , in Overthrow a Government and Install a Puppet Dictator? The CIA will do it for Bananas!
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

“Let’s put LSD in this small town’s drinking water and see what happens.”

“What scientific purpose would this have?”

“It would be funny.”

“Good point. Operation Midnight Climax approved.”

KrankyKong ,

Don’t threaten me with a good time

alekwithak ,

Being unknowingly dosed with an unknown psychedelic is NOT a good time.

NaoPb ,

I can’t find the part about spiking a small town’s drinking water in that article.

TokenBoomer ,
NaoPb ,

Thanks. That sure is messed up.

snf ,

It’s also kind of a fringe theory.

en.wikipedia.org/…/1951_Pont-Saint-Esprit_mass_po…

The attribution of the poisoning to the CIA in Albarelli’s book has been roundly criticized. Historian Steven Kaplan, author of an earlier book about the events, said that this would be “clinically incoherent: LSD takes effects in just a few hours, whereas the inhabitants showed symptoms only after 36 hours or more. Furthermore, LSD does not cause the digestive ailments or the vegetative effects described by the townspeople.”

To be clear: I have no reason to believe that the CIA circa 1951 wouldn’t or couldn’t pull this kind of stunt, just that the evidence that they in fact did is pretty shaky.

NaoPb ,

Thanks for the update.

darganon ,

I’m all for keeping the CIA accountable, but you’re conflating two things there.

PenisWenisGenius , in Now, if it was a Pixel...

Apple tankies: That’s because iPhone has superior security features making them entirely theft proof.

Google tankies: LOOOL it’s cuz apple sux!!!1

Everyone else: can I take a moment of your time to spread the good word of Arch Linux? I use Arch btw.

halvar ,

I used arch btw until i switched to nixos fr. Kind of like a splinter group, a cult if you would. Less aur. More flakes. Still mostly unusable.

Vuraniute ,
@Vuraniute@thelemmy.club avatar

nixos would be 10x better if flakes had actual documentation and not jack shit with a generous amount of nothing

halvar ,

Since I switched just a month or two ago yesterday was flakes-figuring-out-day for me. It’s terrible in the sense, that the first thing I had to do was actually figure out what flakes even do and what is it you can use them for. The guides didn’t help a lot because they assumed I alreary knew that. I think I understand now, but there is an offchance I got it compeletly wrong and that bothers me.

Vuraniute ,
@Vuraniute@thelemmy.club avatar

I feel the same. I don’t understand what they do but every guide expects me to.

MostlyGibberish ,

To be fair… Flakes are still marked as an experimental feature, so they are telling you it probably won’t be documented and the interface could change. But yes, given how widely adopted they are in the community, it’s definitely time to document them better and ideally make it the default for new setups.

lugal ,

I love how you frame Arch as the default which isn’t wrong but there are also Ubuntu nerds out there like me 🤓

Hugh_Jeggs ,

Imagine if there were ten different types of annoying preachy vegans

That’s how irritating you are 😂

lugal ,

I’m not preachy. Ubuntu isn’t for everyone, I get it

Honytawk ,

You still had to bring it up didn’t you?

lugal ,

No, but I did because I can

Hugh_Jeggs ,

Because nobody else talks to you 😂

Davidchan ,

Dude I love club penguin

qazwsxedcrfvtgb1111 ,

Don’t bring up Linux in every post challenge (impossible)

TimeNaan , in Stuck

A wave od horror washing over me as I realize these idiots can afford a Cybertruck while I can only have an old beater.

JudahBenHur ,

wealth and stupidity come hand in hand in many, many cases.

I think this is partially because in order to make a lot of money in most cases you have to fuck someone else over and never have it occur to you thats what you’re doing. Like if you find out you can buy t-shirts for €1, then you go to your neighbor and tell them they can have a t-shirt for the low price of €30 (and manage not to feel bad about that) you’re a successful businessman and a pilliar of the community.

maynarkh ,

And if you can get someone to even do the part of finding the $1 t-shirts for another $1 instead of you doing any work, you are a job creator.

sukhmel ,

And then another person to do the selling for $2 of profit they can have

TurtleJoe ,
@TurtleJoe@lemmy.world avatar

Cyber truck buyers are Elon worshipping tech bros, which means that they think they are smarter and better than everybody else. This leads to acts of hubris like the above picture, which are obviously very stupid and easy to see coming, but these types of people think, “I am very smart and know exactly what I am doing at all times. This will be fine, because I am doing it.”

alyth ,

Why don’t you buy a Cybertruck on a loan and pay monthly installments? Better yet, put it on your credit card and push the debt into the future.

Oh, maybe because you’re not nuts. Drive that old beater until it dies.

KingThrillgore ,
@KingThrillgore@lemmy.ml avatar

Your old beater will last longer in the rain

Wrightfi , in The British vs Ants

As a Brit I am DEEPLY offended… It’s beans ON toast! Beans and toast does not highlight the important fact that the beans must be placed on top of the toast. Do you expect me to separate my “beans and toast”… Or put toast on beans like some hooligan!!!

Everything else is pretty spot on to be fair.

Blackmist ,

And not a mention of cheese.

Which should go under the beans to prevent sogginess. I will not be debated on this point.

Viking_Hippie ,

PREVENT sogginess?? The combination of crunch and softness is a part of the appeal, you philistine!

Blackmist ,

Begun, the cheese wars have.

Viking_Hippie ,

Dammit, who declared war on France THIS time?

Blackmist ,

And we’ll have none of that bloody French muck neither!

It’s good strong cheddar or nowt. I will accept the addition of a layer of grated mozzarella for texture.

Viking_Hippie ,

It’s good strong cheddar or nowt

I’m with you there. Nothing so sad as mild to “medium” cheddar!

AngryCommieKender ,

The Swiss. They felt it was their turn

Viking_Hippie ,

Fair enough. For too long has their hole-cheese toiled in the shadows while brie flourishes!

Sigh_Bafanada ,

J’adore le fromage

Viking_Hippie ,

Mais oui!

Churbleyimyam ,

I do this with a fried egg. Ultimate beans on toast: toast -> egg -> beans -> cheese

BluesF ,

I confess I sometimes put the beans in a small bowl and dip my toast in or scoop it on with a fork. Nonetheless, I refer to this and beans on toast.

Nythos ,

Torie beans on toast

kd45 ,

This reads like something Mark Corrigan would say on Peep Show lmao

Kolanaki , in Its a doggy dog world out there
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Doggy dog world

It’s a dog eat dog world. Bone apple tit!

hikikoma ,

It’s bon appétit. They’re a diamond dozen!

Sylvartas ,

It’s “a dime a dozen”. As they say, knowledge is power, France is bacon.

Bonehead ,

It's Francis Bacon, the author that said "Knowledge is power". Come on now, this is easy enough to look up...it's not rocket appliances.

RobertOwnageJunior ,

It’s rocket science. But we’ll cross that bridge when we cum on it.

splicerslicer ,

The expression you’re looking for is “we’ll cross that bridge when we come to it” Not that it matters, it’s all water under the fridge anyway, mostly a moo point.

TommySalami ,

Come on, man, it’s “water under the bridge”. I want to contribute but it felt like we were drifting into malaphors there for a second, so I’m gonna play it by year and just see what comes next.

ettyblatant ,
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Not to be rude, but it’s actually “play it by ear”. I’m trying to come up with something witty to say, but I’m dropping a blank.

Jerb322 ,
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I don’t want to beat under the bush so I’m just going to say it. You should have said "drawing a blank ".

someguy3 ,

Hey man just want to correct you so you don’t embarrass yourself, it’s beat around the bush. Good thing I nipped that in the butt.

okmko , (edited )

It’s nip it in bud - which is not the nipple of a human, but the bud of a rose. Sorry for being so pedophile.

pivot_root ,

A pedophile is a kiddie diddler; you’re thinking of “pedantic.” But, that’s just my two scents on the matter.

Kase ,

It’s actually “my two cents.” No offense, after all, every buddy makes missed takes.

loudWaterEnjoyer ,

Yo my man it’s actually “my two cents” but don’t worry keep on (to the) rock king!

philthi ,

I’m sorry to correct you, but it’s actually nipped in the bud. I’d hate for you to use that in public and get egg on your plate.

jaybone ,

You mean “drawing a blank.” It’s like you can lead a whore to water but you can’t make a drink.

DigitalTraveler42 , (edited ) in Community note pointing out fake news once again 🫡

We should spread new elon death rumors and make what happened more and more embarrassing with each telling.

Edit: I love all of these already, lol

pancakes ,
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I vote for him pissing his pants, slipping in a pool of his own piss, and then falling and smashing his head against that sink he was carrying in that picture back when he bought Twitter.

CurbsTickle ,

I’d start out with heart attack, then add in drug-induced, then overdose, then overdose and found in a puddle of his own urine, etc…

Just progressively more as if more information keeps coming out.

Inucune ,

Complications of a failed penis enlargement surgery.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA ,
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Slipped in a puddle of piss taking his first shower after a widening.

CaptKoala ,

Elon goes for a Sunday drive in his Space-Tesla, forgets oxygen.

surewhynotlem , in Is that being too kind?

How DARE you disrespect Gary Oldman like that

TWeaK ,

I think if Gary Oldman played Musk he’d look much more like Musk. Dude somehow manages to change his face so well.

surewhynotlem ,

He’s a chameleon. I always have to look up what characters he plays because I can’t picture it.

Duranie ,

It took me far too long to realize he played Drexel in True Romance. Like, that’s one of my favorite movies and it took several watches and seeing his name in the credits to catch it. The Professional was amazing too (which is where Drexel’s wig came from lol. )

ummthatguy , in The actors who have played this iconic role
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I think we can safely add Alan Tudyk’s rendition to the ranks.

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/d1caa250-88cb-4a75-8a07-30de36d2b417.png

Slow ,

I didn’t like the Joker in the Harley cartoon. In this series, he seems like a dude nearing retirement age.

KnightontheSun ,

To be fair, he isn’t the main character and I like what they did with he and his newfound family. It was very entertaining. He changes towards the end as well, but again it is all about Harley’s world of which he is only a tangent.

driving_crooner ,
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Joker, best Mayor or Gatham City.

samus12345 ,
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mcqtom ,

He even has the N we need!

Instigate ,

J O N K E R

Donkter ,

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