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Thcdenton , in Fake news, fake penis...

Fuckin coke can of a dong

InfiniWheel , in You may want to wear sunglasses though

Well, getting instantly vaporized is safer than getting hit by debris or getting all types of cancer at once.

clb92 ,

You and I define “safer” differently.

Kolanaki ,
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If you’re vaporized, bits of you have no chance of hurting anyone else like they could if you were hit by debris and simply exploded into chunks.

clb92 ,

Call me selfish, but I’m worrying more about what’s safe for me.

Also, If I’m at a distance where I’m exploded into chunks, then the people who could be hurt by those chunks are likely to not be doing so great themselves either.

blusterydayve26 ,

Not true! Shockwaves could carry parts for miles!

…Oh, I see what you mean.

StreetLamp , in Wack job

Bro’s got them AR-brows

LEDZeppelin ,

aR sTAndS fOr MuH RiGhTS!!!

kautau ,

I didn’t think we should tattoo people with symbols who are mentally disabled, but then again I’m fine with them doing it to themselves

generic , in dno
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Short skirt / Long jacket?

clay_pidgin ,

But like, a loooooooooong jacket.

JackbyDev ,

LONG JAKT

BlueLineBae ,
@BlueLineBae@midwest.social avatar

I want a girl who gets up early GETS UP EARLY I want a girl who stays up late STAYS UP LATE

blanketswithsmallpox ,

Trust me, no you don’t. They’re the I need my coffee before functioning people who refuse to get help for their ADHD, depression, and anxiety who think it’s okay to be vile just because it’s morning because that’s how they had it as a kid.

Also, more than five hours of sleep helps. No, the three hour nap in the afternoon isn’t the same as getting 6-8 hours of good sleep. 9-10 for some. Pretty sure it was genetics related last science knew.

BlueLineBae ,
@BlueLineBae@midwest.social avatar

Bruh it’s a Cake song.

blanketswithsmallpox ,

Yeah, I get that lol.

Agent641 ,

I always changed the lyrics in my mind to “I want a girl with a short skirt and a long penis” because the mental image of a knob dangling below the hem of the skirt tickled me.

generic ,
@generic@iusearchlinux.fyi avatar

Why do I want to get a skirt now and try that out? Just to see what it would look like…

Agent641 ,

Pics or it didn’t happen

ryathal , in How much for cuddles?

He realized after putting the seat down three times the nagging wasn’t going to stop anyway.

Annoyed_Crabby , in Fuck them right in the...?

It’s called an XBus now. Yes it’s not better.

But this is actually a pretty cool ev, the bed is swappable.

Rayspekt ,

The day is saved, we found a totally not memable name for our vehicle.

Viking_Hippie ,

Would possibly create some confusion in Denmark where the public inter-region busses are called X-Bus…

SkybreakerEngineer ,

The next one will be called xbus 360, then xbus one, then one s…

LemmyKnowsBest , (edited )

I don’t get it. Please tell me the double entendere of “XBus.”

anarchy79 ,
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XXXbus

answersplease77 , in SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESH 9/11 Was Cringe

The zoomer haircut xD

danielbln ,

The Brokkoli, it’s pretty fetch.

Rubanski ,

It’s called the “meet me at McDonald’s” haircut. No joke

RGB3x3 ,

It’s actually typically called the “Broccoli cut.”

At least that’s the only way I’ve heard it.

Uschaan , in They're all dicks if you ask me

I’m pretty sure Tenxas would be worse.

MacNCheezus OP ,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

Where would we even put all of those? Canada?

Doombot1 ,

Space, where they can’t influence things? They should be fine with their independent power grid, right?

Classy ,

Gulf of Mexico

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA ,
@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world avatar

The gulf says mexicno

TheMightyCanuck ,
@TheMightyCanuck@sh.itjust.works avatar

Please God no. We already have Texas lite with Alberta

Source: Albertan

MacNCheezus OP ,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

How about Albeighta as a compromise

NocturnalMorning , in Motivational

If you understand this, you need to go to the emergency room right now.

Mr_Blott ,

I dunno what that is but it sounds like somewhere that emergencies happen so I’m not falling for it

15liam20 ,

I will do once I figure out where that smell is coming from.

FlyingSquid , in Piers Morgan gets owned
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Remember when Piers Morgan came to the U.S. and everyone hated him here too, so he slinked back to the UK?

AngryishHumanoid , in Americans will measure with anything but the metric system.

Yeah but “smoot” is WAY more fun to say than most other units of measurements. It’s right up there with plancks, bees dicks, and megaFonzies.

explodicle ,

There should be a scholarship for people with funny sounding names.

JohnDClay , in Target acquired

What could be shoot that he didn’t already shoot? In the books, he already managed to fell a fell beast from long range. And it’s not like shooting the eye of Sauron with a sniper rifle would kill him.

the_joeba ,

Not with that attitude

takeda ,

He did all of that with a bow, imagine him with a sniper rifle…

Blue_Morpho ,

Same number of kills just at longer range. Gimli still wins.

jewbacca117 ,

it would be much harder to stab an orc with an arrow then shoot said arrow if Legolas was armed with a sniper rifle

Khrux ,

He could just do the equivalent and stab them with bullet, duh

Ephera ,

Bayonet?

Mango ,

Honestly, it seems like he’d have about equal stopping and slower fire rate.

ryathal ,

A sniper file would have stopped the orc that blows up the wall at helms deep.

explodicle ,

Yeah but with the higher reload time, he might not have been ready for the first shot.

nova_ad_vitum , (edited )

And it’s not like shooting the eye of Sauron with a sniper rifle would kill him.

I agree, but I still think someone should have tried. Even if it didn’t kill him there’s a giant gulf between not killing him and doing nothing.

This applies more to Voldemort than to the eye of Sauron tbh. Ofc he has horcruxes blah blah blah but if they just got an SAS sniper to shoot a 50 cal sniper round at him from a mile out - again, I’m not saying it would kill him but… would it have done nothing? All I’m saying is there’s a thing called due diligence and they should have at least tried.

creditCrazy ,
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Also it might be possible that attacking the eye of soron could blind him.

FederatedSaint , in There's a backstory to this Costco sign. And I'd like to know what happened.

It’s obv not a Costco sign, there is a Tesco product in the background and Costco does not sell other companies’ house-brand stuff. Just Kirkland and name brand stuff.

OutlierBlue ,

You still shouldn’t throw Tesco cabbages at Costco staff.

The_Eminent_Bon ,

What about M&S cabbages?

DocMcStuffin , in I would have disowned him too.
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Oh no, disowned isn’t nearly far enough. Dad should have responded, “My hands are named crows because they are part of a murder.”

jaybone ,

Can’t stand an Opal.

Maddie , in What a bargain!
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One at a time please, we’re not freaks

LinkOpensChest_wav ,
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Skill issue

InquisitiveApathy ,

The person who set that up definitely knew what they were doing.

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