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Jay , in Sorry

It is true.

niktemadur , in Funny how it became bathroom use and imaginary things drag queens do...

Obama FEMA Boncentration Bamps!
He’s coming for yer gunz!

They repeat the same lie over and over and over again, and these one-dimensional simpletons swallow the entire thing, time after time after time.
The problem is, these one-dimensional simpletons vote.

And you know who doesn’t vote? The other type of simpleton who swallows that other cherry-picking lie, over and over and over again: bOtH pArTiEs ArE tHe SaMe LoL aMiRiTe.

0x4E4F ,

And you know who doesn’t vote? The other type of simpleton who swallows that other cherry-picking lie, over and over and over again: bOtH pArTiEs ArE tHe SaMe LoL aMiRiTe.

Well, they are over here… and I do vote, just scratch out everyone.

candybrie ,

If you don’t vote for anything, you aren’t actually voting, just wasting time. No one cares that there’s a spoiled ballot. It has 0 impact.

0x4E4F ,

It has 0 impact in the US maybe. Here, my vote might get snatched by one party or the other… I wouldn’t like that to happen, thank you very much.

SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

I am also scared of the evil party vote snatchers.

0x4E4F ,

Laugh all you like, it’s reality over here. There is vote snatching every election, dead people voting, abroad voters voting here (locally)… this is not the US 🤷.

SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

Where is that?

0x4E4F ,

The Balkans.

SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

That’s like ten to thirteen countries depending on your definition so can you be more specific?

0x4E4F ,

No, I would rather keep that to myself. I think you get the idea though (it’s a plaugue in almost any Balkan country).

I could share that info in private if you’d like.

SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

I interact in a public forum for a reason, I won’t be asking you anything in private.

0x4E4F ,

Fine by me 🤷.

TheDankHold ,

Not voting signals to politicians that they don’t need to care about your vote or you in general.

0x4E4F ,

Really? I thought it signalled that I don’t like either of the choices 🤔… maybe get them thinking about the representatives they select to put on the voting lists.

TheDankHold ,

They only care about appealing to people who they know vote. Your silent protest is very easy to ignore.

0x4E4F ,

If there were more silent potesters, you would think they’d actually wonder why that is happening 🤔.

TheDankHold ,

No they’d just be happy that there’s less people they have to convince to vote for them. Less people voting means it’s easier to pass policies that enrich them. You aren’t doing some meaningful protest, you’ve removed yourself from the conversation.

There’s tons of money in seeding voter apathy and people like you are why. They get you to remove your own voice and make you think you’re hurting them and not yourself.

0x4E4F ,

I am not hurting myself, it doesn’t make the slightest difference to me if one party or the other wins. I just don’t want my vote stolen, I’d rather it burned.

In the end, it’s my vote… the same as the hillbilly with down syndrome. If he can choose, so can I.

TheDankHold ,

No one’s saying you can’t do anything. I’m simply explaining that your “protest” is ignorable at best and actively beneficial to the people you hate at worst.

0x4E4F ,

Well, IDC to be honest, as I said, it doesn’t make any difference to me who wins. I just don’t like either party stealing my vote, that’s all.

mean_bean279 ,

I read your “time after time after time” as “time after time” with the Cindy Lauper song. It really threw me off for a minute.

LinkOpensChest_wav ,
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I would however like to clarify that neither Republicans nor Democrats will solve the systemic issues in any meaningful way, and it’s not saying “both sides are the same” to point this out. I literally voted for Biden, but I still have Democrats accuse me of “voting for Trump” when I point out ways the Democrats do things like uphold a capitalist economy, extend the reach of fascist agencies like ICE, take power away from the working class, compromise with right-wing extremists, and observe a hierarchical system.

I can agree that Republicans are far worse, and I can cast my vote, while still being honest about the situation.

KISSmyOS , in Survive the zombie apocalypse

I’ll take a foldable solar panel, a tablet PC with its entire storage full of porn, and the dog.
Everything else I need I’ll trade in exchange for a half hour in my dog-guarded porn booth.

barttier ,

Phew. For a second I was concerned for the dog. The internet is a dark place

0x4E4F ,

Yeah, I was wondering why there was no peanut butter in the mix 🤣.

BluesF ,

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Gingerlegs ,

It’s…your dog!

SeeMinusMinus ,
@SeeMinusMinus@lemmy.world avatar

You could instead have a solar panel, light laptop with lots of nudes, and a printer. Source out the ink and paper from office buildings and trade nudes for stuff.

KISSmyOS ,

For that, I’d have to go into office buildings regularly, and they were full of zombies even before the apocalypse.

EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted ,
@EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Solar panel’s not on there.

NO PORN FOR YOU. OFF TO HORNY JAIL WITH YOU.

KISSmyOS ,

I know. So I take the dog and the Jeep x3, and sell the three Jeeps to some idiots while the gas still isn’t spoiled.

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  • RagnarokOnline ,

    This was my take too

    skullgiver , (edited ) in it's a puzzling one i'll tell you hwat
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  • XEAL ,

    That’s the Reddit way.

    Shadowbanning you without any notification so you’re unaware as long as possible.

    jackoneill , in I hate getting up early.

    lol of you think it’s bad now wait until you join the work force

    jjagaimo ,

    School had me at 1, 2 & 3. Work has me at 4.

    dingus ,

    I remember when I first got a full time job. I had finished school at that point. Every day I was just so fucking exhausted and wondered how the hell adults do this every day until they die. And then you have some people who do a zillion things after work and I’m just like how the fuck??

    I still like working a milion times better than school because…1. I have the type of job that I cannot bring home with me. I don’t have to constantly worry about homework and can really just fully relax at the end of the day. I never could when I was in school. 2. I get to earn my own money and buy whatever the hell I want (so long as I can afford it).

    Therealgoodjanet , in Not if the lack of grammar and education gets you first...

    I knew it! Vacations are killing us. If you value your life; no more vacations!

    pensivepangolin ,

    Yes! Strap me to the millstone!

    fluxion ,

    I’m sure there’s a right wing “movement” for that too. Along with anything else that favors corporations and fucke over Americans

    PersnickityPenguin ,

    Clearly written by a hard-working business isn’t.

    FlyingSquid , in Romance ain't dead
    @FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

    Oh for god’s sake. I said:

    I LOVE YOU SO MUCH. I WISH I COULD BUILD A GIANT MAZE IN A PARKING GARAGE OR PERHAPS AN ABANDONED FACTORY AND PUT YOU IN IT AND WATCH YOU SOLVE VARIOUS PUZZLES IN ORDER TO RECEIVE PEANUTS AND SEEDS!

    Pharmacokinetics ,
    @Pharmacokinetics@lemmy.world avatar

    said GladOS calmly…

    MightyGalhupo ,

    Man I’m glad that that’s true. Could you imagine if it was a lie? Anyways have some cake.

    PixeIOrange ,

    WHAT?

    FlyingSquid ,
    @FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

    Oh never mind, have this box of chocolates.

    MajesticSloth ,
    @MajesticSloth@lemmy.world avatar

    Damn, I’m missing out if that is all someone has to do to get a box of chocolates.

    OtakuAltair ,

    …What?

    OneWomanCreamTeam , in Let's confuse Americans!

    Do y’all think we don’t have cum pitchers in the US? I know we’re bad, but we’re not savages.

    Bytemeister ,

    I was going to say, I keep one by my desk, topped off for the dog every day. Is this supposed to be confusing?

    CertifiedBlackGuy ,

    I regret that there ever was a 6th day.

    RizzRustbolt ,

    Homestuck detected.

    holycrap , in Super secret

    The pharmacy where I get my pets meds from uses my birthday with the cats name.

    Paradachshund , in He was kind of right

    Somehow I think he’ll be ok. Just a hunch.

    db2 ,

    He raped a 4 year old. It was his own sister.

    doubletandard ,

    wtf?

    db2 ,
    AlmightySnoo OP ,
    @AlmightySnoo@lemmy.world avatar

    If this is true then he’s a disgusting POS and fully deserves what happens to him, sending his own sister to prostitution for survival instead of letting her get the money that her late dad left for her is fucking evil. The POS eventually agreed to help her after she came out publicly, but only for a fucking year. His net worth is more than half a billion dollars for fuck’s sake.

    From her Instagram account (www.instagram.com/p/CtIzt-uudhr/ ):

    https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/64169491-dd7c-4c3d-8999-22fdd5fb491d.pnghttps://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/3af87669-eddc-4e1c-9d28-af745510f5db.pnghttps://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/0f715a7a-85a5-438f-b88f-666d1975df30.pnghttps://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/a508908f-8188-4306-9f8d-a14e0e6ead9d.pnghttps://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/e3462fdf-1228-482f-a7ac-37f48feb6749.png

    too_high_for_this ,

    I don’t want this to come off as insensitive, because if that’s true it’s horrific and she has all my sympathy.

    Buuutttttt… A lot of those posts are kinda unhinged. She claims her brother shadowbanned her “on every platform but only fans and pornhub”. And she lists a bunch of physical ailments that are somehow his fault too?

    I don’t know. Either way, she has my sympathy because she’s obviously going through some shit. And Sam’s obviously a piece of shit. But maybe take this allegation with a grain of salt? Or don’t, I’m fuckin dumb

    Cruxifux ,

    These super rich tech guys are guilty until proven innocent in my books.

    VubDapple ,

    Assuming this is true it really says something about those who rise to run large tech organizations. Bankman-Fried is accused of the same thing

    superduperenigma ,

    CEOs are often not quite right in the head, particularly as far as empathy and conscience are concerned.

    9thSun , in True Story

    Gotdamn yall. Some men think it’s hot, some men don’t. Some women do wear makeup for others, some women don’t. More broadly, no one group does anything for a single reason so we need to stop being so combative online about shit posts.

    Aremel , in I knew there was something I didn't like about Komodo dragons.

    I like Nickelback and I never understood the hate they got, even if they paid radio stations to play their songs or whatever the stupid controversy was.

    There I said it.

    FlyingSquid OP ,
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    WashedOver ,
    @WashedOver@lemmy.ca avatar

    It’s that what it was? I never looked into the hate but I couldn’t tell you a song of theirs at the same time.

    I thought payola was the basis of the US music scene for like forever? Airplay was the way to become big at one point.

    I think theatrics and controversy are the main ways today.

    Bonehead ,

    Nickelback isn't hated because they paid radio stations to play their songs. That's practically an industry standard, despite all the laws against it.

    Nickelback is hated because it's unoriginal musical pablum.

    surewhynotlem ,

    That’s not necessarily a problem either. There’s plenty of “filler music” out there. Not everything is fantastic and new.

    The issue is that this filler music somehow got really popular and really well known. The popularity doesn’t match the novelty. That’s an issue. And once one person started mocking them for it, everyone else piled on, then it became a bit of a meme.

    somePotato ,
    zsnell02 ,

    Dude same, I don’t understand the hate

    Broadwayqtpi ,

    I appreciate this. I’ve never understood bashing other people for their taste in music. I actually talked about liking Nickelback on the night I met my husband and all our friends chastised me for it but he asked what my favorite song of theirs was. Definitely think that’s a good quality in a person!

    dangblingus ,

    They’re not worth the hate, but most people think they’re brutally generic in an era where rock is losing its mainstream appeal. They definitely did at one point embody the “HEY YUH” butt rock sound of the 2000s. Their newer stuff I actually had to catch myself, it sounds metally, and then I was like “wait this is Nickleback???”

    Artyom ,

    Nickelback is a good metal band with a lot of bad B side country. Yeah, of course their country stuff is bad, it’s B side country. Everyone’s B side country is bad. That doesn’t make their metal hits any less good.

    Semi-Hemi-Demigod , in Pro Pain
    @Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social avatar

    I've often thought that, if I were to travel regularly by bike, I'd get a pool noodle and strap it to my frame so I have the legally mandated 3' of distance.

    Then I'd put paintballs in the far end and then I could tell who broke the law.

    SharkEatingBreakfast ,
    @SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz avatar

    Wait, 3 feet??? That’s legally mandated??? What country do you reside in? I have cars coming within mere inches of me whenever I make the mistake of riding my bike on the road! Getting clipped twice as a teen by cars going 45 mph also instilled a huge fear into me, and I was absolutely hugging the curb!

    Maalus ,

    Just because you drive on roads with dipshit drivers doesn’t mean it’s not law already. In the EU a meter distance when overtaking is normal.

    Sprokes ,

    1.5m when you are outside urbain area.

    onion ,

    2m in Germany

    SharkEatingBreakfast , (edited )
    @SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz avatar

    I just checked my state laws. Apparently, the 3-feet law does exist! But I haven’t ever seen a single driver in my area adhere to it.

    www.ncsl.org/…/safely-passing-bicyclists-chart

    But I’m fortunate! Some states don’t even have laws about passing cyclists.

    ExLisper ,

    1.5m in Spain. Super rare for anyone to get closer and if it does it’s probably a tourist. All drivers will just follow you until it’s safe to pass even if you’re going uphill.

    FlyingSquid ,
    @FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

    Personally, I don’t care if it’s legally mandated. It’s what is safe and I give bicycles 3 feet at minimum when I’m driving.

    TheMagicalTimonini , in Milk with mushrooms

    That is disgusting! Why would you even post something like that? There is no way milk with mushrooms tastes good.

    9point6 ,

    I mean, reduce it down a bit and you’ve got the beginnings of a pasta sauce

    pastermil ,

    I seriously thought it’s alfredo sauce at first.

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