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MYCOOLNEJM , in I dont understand why I have to bring a bottle to the restaurant
@MYCOOLNEJM@sh.itjust.works avatar

Can you drop me your home address? I just want to talk real quick

Ghyste ,
BlackPenguins ,

I just wanna talk to him.

I just wanna talk to him.

I just wanna talk to him.

I just wanna shoot him.

I just wanna talk to him.

God I miss classic family guy.

Ghyste ,

Same. At least we have Futurama back.

JackFrostNCola ,

Are you dropping off some dipping custard? How thoughtful

ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

I think it would go well with mango ice cream

zakobjoa , in Fellow landchads of Lemmy. Don't you hate when this happens?
@zakobjoa@lemmy.world avatar

I bet she didn’t even tip.

AnUnusualRelic ,
@AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world avatar

She only tipped the chair. Typical.

Frozzie , in They're not presents, they're ...
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The dog is a PC player

MissJinx , in Two sides to Korea
@MissJinx@lemmy.world avatar

Is there anywhere that wasn’t or isn’t fucked up at some point in history?! Humans are shitty. Ancient humans were even worst (very boring, smelly and short life)

STRIKINGdebate2 OP ,
@STRIKINGdebate2@lemmy.world avatar

What about Ireland

ChairmanMeow ,
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A country with a chapter in its history named “The Troubles” might not be the best pick here.

Im_old ,

I’m not Irish or British, but fow what I know I’d put a bit more blame on UK for the troubles. Don’t invade/colonize a country, don’t get troubles.

RegalPotoo ,
@RegalPotoo@lemmy.world avatar

The troubles weren’t just Irish people vs colonial oppressors though, there was a ton of sectarian violence between different Irish groups

Im_old ,

If you mean Catholic Irish vs protestant Irish, it was in the end a byproduct of British occupation anyway

menemen ,
@menemen@lemmy.world avatar

They had a lot of problems with child abuse. I mean, most countries had, but theirs was somewhat more prominent. One of the less psychotic countries though, I guess.

FireRetardant ,

Most countries act like sociopaths if they were held to individual human standards.

doctorcrimson ,

And just like a big group of sociopaths, the nice ones wouldn’t last very long.

Siegfried ,

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  • MissJinx ,
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    wow you really do think that

    Siegfried ,

    I think that the roman intervention of Greece, led by Flaminio was totally justified, they did what they had to do. Nothing more, nothing less. Change my mind.

    menemen ,
    @menemen@lemmy.world avatar

    Yeah, they said “at some point” and the Roman genocide in Carthage might be considered fucked up I guess.

    roscoe , (edited )

    The third punic war for sure.

    Edit: The fuck downvoted that? Cato the Elder in here?

    doctorcrimson ,

    Didn’t they also colonize the region and over the next several centuries crucify a bunch of people? Pretty sure one of them even became a martyr for what went on to be the most destructive and enduring groups of people for all time.

    crackajack ,

    NATO intervention in Yugoslav wars, too. And American involvement in World War 2.

    AgentGrimstone , in Improvise. Adapt. Overcome.

    Which one tho? AOL or Hotmail?

    Kalkaline ,
    @Kalkaline@leminal.space avatar

    Prodigy.

    frunch ,

    Still remember my login id! Lol

    Mr_Dr_Oink ,

    I still have an aol and hotmail address. I use them for trash website and services that i dont want to give my main email address to. I wouldnt dare open my aol inbox. I might get covid or something.

    yamanii ,
    @yamanii@lemmy.world avatar

    Still use hotmail to this day, mainly to register in games and such, gmail for more important stuff and proton for banks.

    rosymind ,

    Yeah, my hotmail account is my junk mail collector. Whenever something requires an email addy, that’s what I write down.

    Wild world that we live in. I have a junk phone number, too

    Poiar ,

    I have two Gmail accounts. One for important stuff, that should send me notifications, and one for all the other things - though I do unsubscribe from junk.

    People I know who still use Hotmail get an insane amount of phishing emails. It’s actually scary. Gmail does its job.

    Chakravanti ,

    Tuta

    ininewcrow , in Grinchmas
    @ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

    You are sexy, Mr. Grinch
    You really look good in heels
    You’re as gentle as the jailer, you can tie me to the wheel, Mr. Grinch
    I’m a bad boy and you make me kneel

    You’re a masochist, Mr. Grinch
    Your heart’s an empty hole
    Your brain is full of sickness, making me drink from a bowl, Mr. Grinch
    You can sodomize me with a thirty-nine-and-a-half-foot pole

    MeatPilot ,
    @MeatPilot@lemmy.world avatar

    Narrator: And what happened, then? Well, in Whoville they say – that the Grinch’s small penis grew three sizes that day.

    Veedem , in Ooooo lights
    @Veedem@lemmy.world avatar

    Being that many deer impacts happen at night, I believe I read a long while ago, that their delay in response is because the headlights temporarily blind them since they’re in the dark and suddenly are looking right into light. That period of freezing is them waiting for their eyes to adjust so they can decide on the action to take.

    kattenluik ,

    I don’t blame them, ever walked when it was dark out? Headlights are blinding and I’d freeze too.

    JakenVeina , in Can't remember the last time I wasn't tired

    First time I’ve ever seen noon and midnight represented as 12nn and 12mn, and I’m kinda down for it.

    Lord_ToRA ,
    @Lord_ToRA@lemmy.world avatar

    No

    MisterFrog ,
    @MisterFrog@lemmy.world avatar

    I wish in English we said 19 o’clock out loud, and I’m not ashamed (even though I know it’ll never happen)

    Manmikey , in They're perfectly good brownies, Karen. What is your problem?
    @Manmikey@lemmy.world avatar

    There’s 7 spaces in the baking tray, there’s 8 brownies! What is the 8th brownie op!

    Denalduh ,

    Brownie roulette!

    MacNCheezus OP ,
    @MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

    Uh oh, my plan has been foiled

    Paradachshund , in Dude, get out of here

    Boop of banishing

    adj16 ,

    🤣

    gullible , in Break my phone if she ain't

    “My how you’ve grown!”

    “I’m onto you, grandma.”

    STRIKINGdebate2 , in Still haven't found the right amount of mind bleach for this one...
    @STRIKINGdebate2@lemmy.world avatar

    Please put a trigger warning and a NSFW on this one. Keep in mind some people might want a bit of a warning that the meme they clicked on graphically describes a vagina infection.

    Fal ,
    @Fal@yiffit.net avatar

    Oh come on. It’s text. You can stop reading at any time. Not everything has to have trigger warnings, which are generally not effective and can in fact be harmful

    CaptainEffort ,

    I don’t think marking it as NSFW is an unreasonable request. Especially when it actually is NSFW.

    Fal ,
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    What do you mean “it actually is NSFW”? What’s NSFW about it?

    CaptainEffort ,

    I can’t tell if you’re joking

    Fal ,
    @Fal@yiffit.net avatar

    I’m not joking. What makes it not safe for work? It’s text

    CaptainEffort ,

    The contents of the text

    Malfeasant ,

    Eh, I can see it - like right now I’m posting this from my phone but I’m on my employer’s wifi, some employers might have a problem with what is accessed over their network… Though if that’s the case, pretty much all of Lemmy should probably be considered NSFW…

    Fal ,
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    If that’s the standard we use, even being on lemmy is nsfw. The titles/thumbnails/etc.

    TheTetrapod ,

    I agree with this take. The point of NSFW is pictures, not text. Who’s reading over your shoulder?

    STRIKINGdebate2 ,
    @STRIKINGdebate2@lemmy.world avatar

    It’s not that people might read it over your shoulders and be offended. It’s the fact that it’s gross and some might not like being exposed to it. Keep in mind there’s been multiple reports about this post.

    lil ,
    @lil@lemy.lol avatar

    Someone may stream their screen while reading

    STRIKINGdebate2 ,
    @STRIKINGdebate2@lemmy.world avatar

    I dunno. Some people may not like to read about vaginas seeping pus and would probably appreciate a heads up that the meme contains that.

    Fal ,
    @Fal@yiffit.net avatar

    This is a shitposting sub. There’s lots of stuff that lots of people don’t want to read. Doesn’t mean every post needs to have a description of what will be in the post. And marking it as NSFW just devalues the point of NSFW

    DriftinGrifter ,

    NSFL*

    jbk ,

    lol at first i thought this was the nsfw train copypasta

    GrammatonCleric ,
    @GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world avatar

    Might as well put that warning on the whole damn Internet. There’s no bumper bowling on the Information Superhighway 😂

    GBU_28 ,

    The internet is not for the weak.

    v4ld1z ,
    @v4ld1z@lemmy.zip avatar

    People arguing whether this is appropriate or not is so stupid. It literally won’t change a thing for those people, but to others it might actually make a difference and save them some trouble. What’s to lose here? Gee

    MindSkipperBro12 ,

    “Coward.”

    Bluetooth ,

    Yeah! I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.

    mojo , in Plates

    God damn it worked on me

    milicent_bystandr ,

    Me too; almost made me jump when it worked so well!

    Pinklink , in Fishing

    Starfish.

    Aggravationstation ,

    Yup, chocolate one. Might even get some hotdog flavoured water too.

    Fuck_u_spez_ ,

    I was today years old when I discovered that it only took me 23 years to understand the title of that album.

    Nastybutler ,

    Oh, you sweet summer child

    SnipingNinja ,

    Which album?

    Fuck_u_spez_ ,
    Jay , in Sorry

    It is true.

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