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dylanmorgan , (edited ) in This should be fun

I just realized I’m gay, how do you respond to that?

PP_BOY_ OP ,
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I hate gay people and love Donald Trump (the TRUE president of the United Statss of Maerica)

drengbarazi , (edited ) in This should be fun
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sorry for this lmao

if you were to beat up your grampa, you’d beat’em till their face showed what colour?

PP_BOY_ OP ,
@PP_BOY_@lemmy.world avatar

Red, but like, deep red.

Crass_Spektakel , in English may be a hot mess but at least we don't have to worry about this nonsense
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Enter German and Gendering: You can not say Programmer to address all Programmers in the room. You have to call them Programmerin und Programmer or Programmer:in or Programmende. And yes, most of these words aren’t even German but if you don’t use them you are a Grammar Nazi.

And btw, the fact that we address females with “die” does not mean we want them dead, thank you and have a good day.

RedstoneValley ,

It’s a little bit worse than that in fact. “Programmiererinnen und Programmierer” or “Programmierer:innen” or “Programmierende”. And if you get it wrong you are not a grammar nazi but more of a regular nazi.

/s just in case

pseudo ,
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Was ? L’écriture inclusive ist schwerer in deutsch als in französisch und es ist schwer genug in französisch (T_T)

tobbue ,

Are you for real?

freebee ,

It is real. People have gotten mad at me for saying the 1 general (in my opinion in that case not-gendered) word instead of the slight pause and adding *innen. It’s quite difficult for non-native speakers to get used to it.

Meanwhile, in Dutch language, many female doctors, bosses, directors etc all prefer to be spoken to with the general “male” word, because they prefer to be spoken to on an equal term as their male colleagues and for the difference not to be made. Witnessing Germanic languages growing apart a tad further I guess.

Pyr_Pressure ,

In English we have a few gendered professions (waiter/waitress, actor/actress) and I feel like most people.lean towards the “male” term as the general term as well. In general it’s fine to call anyone an actor or a waiter but it would be weird to call a male actor an actress.

brbposting ,

Actress seems to have fallen out of fashion, at least in personal experience.

Ngram only somewhat confirms:

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/fa06e955-86c0-4d1f-b1cd-2df0bf1addac.jpeg

freebee ,

“actrice” is one the few in dutch where it does still seem to matter to use the female version! Calling a female actress the male “acteur” would weird out a room i think. But if it’s a group of both male and female people, and you use the general “acteurs” it would be fine i think and “actrices en acteurs” would be fine too. While in german, only the “schauspielerinnen und schauspieler” of “schauspieler*innen” would be okay and just saying “schauspieler” to a mixed group would be very frowned upon.

I get the idea, i hate the implementation. I think it would be easier for everyone to just cancel one word and call everyone the same, instead of doubling down on everything, it’s doable in writing, but it’s a real hassle in talking.

Teon ,
@Teon@kbin.social avatar

Have you watched Drag Race? Many actresses on this show.

bier ,

Is “dokter” even a male word? What’s the female version “dokterin”,“dokteres”?

cows_are_underrated ,

The female version is Doktorin.

bier ,

I’m dutch and didn’t even know this was a thing, is it something that is common in Belgium?

InFerNo ,

Dokteres enkel in dialect hier, maar in lokaal dialect maken we de lidwoorden ook mannelijk/vrouwelijk.

Groot verschil tussen “de die” (vrouwelijk) en “den die” (mannelijk) om iemand aan te wijzen bijvoorbeeld.

freebee ,

Dokteres.

nl.m.wiktionary.org/wiki/dokteres

Directrice. Bazin.

bier ,

Bedankt ik kende de term niet, maar blijkbaar ben ik (in Nederland) in de meerderheid

In onderzoek van het Centrum voor Leesonderzoek uit 2013 werd “dokteres” herkend door: 42 % van de Nederlanders; 85 % van de Vlamingen.[1]

tobbue ,

Sorry to hear that. For me it’s the other way round. While I nearly always use the generic masculine form when speaking directly to others that never happened to me. Then again at work it’s forbidden for me to gender in official postings since I did that once.

What I totally get is that online it’s a totally different experience and no matter whether you gender or don’t you may as well drop yourself into a vet of acid.

freebee ,

it was in real life and the person calling me out was a hardcore feminist. So yeah, the construction is being used to call out non-native speakers on their so-called ideological bias against feminists, or so it felt :s It weirded me out and continues to do so. To me it feels more inclusive to call everyone, male, female or non-binary, by one and the same word, instead of focussing on ones reproductive organs while talking about their profession or hobby or whatever.

menemen ,
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It is also quite difficult for native speakers. I have nothing against the general idea, but the “:” solution is just shit. Destroys the whole flow of the language. Takes me out of a conversation/speech/whatever every time somebody uses it.

v4ld1z ,
@v4ld1z@lemmy.zip avatar

Language is a tool and is shaped and molded to be used by its bearers. You’ll get used to it and it’ll come natural to you. If it’s important to you, you’ll get there.

Btw: the slight pause you insert between the main noun and the gendered suffix is called a glottal stop. You do it without thinking about it for a bunch of words already. Consider “Spiegelei”. Notice the pause between “Spiegel” and “Ei”? Apply this same principle whenever you want to gender appropriately and you’re golden.

menemen , (edited )
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No one says Spiegel…Ei. if I say Kund:innen like that everyone will just hear Kundinnen.

And if also don’t think people will get used to it. When something new gets introduced into a language, the first natural thing is to adjust it to the speaking pattern. Which is not possible here as it is an explicit and intentional break of the speaking pattern. It will stay alien as it pretty much intents to stay alien.

Maybe children that are just learning to speak atm will, but current adults? Only those who want to really reallt convince themselves for ideological reasons.

Miphera ,

As a German, I’m pretty sure they’re right. Look into glottal stop, it’s not really a long pause or anything. Think of the difference of the connection of “Spiegel” and “ei” in Spiegelei, and “Schreiner” and “ei” in Schreinerei. It’s this short contraction that stops airflow and then releases it again, and it’s present at the beginning of the “ei” in Spiegelei, but not in Schreinerei.

Here’s also the IPA pronunciations from Wiktionary:

Spiegelei: [ˈʃpiːɡl̩ˌʔaɪ̯]

Schreinerei: [ʃʁaɪ̯nəˈʁaɪ̯]

ʔ is the symbol for the glottal stop: en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glottal_stop

menemen ,
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As a native speaker I am 100% sure they are wrong. Or 100% of the people using that are doing it are doing it wrong.

v4ld1z ,
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❤️

v4ld1z ,
@v4ld1z@lemmy.zip avatar

As I said, it’s barely noticeable but you do make a stop in between. You’re just used to using the word in your daily vocabulary that you don’t notice it. And as mentioned before, if you care enough, you’ll do it - if you don’t, you won’t. A little close-minded if you ask me but that’s just my two cents. :)

menemen ,
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Yeah, and as I said the whole point of the “:” is to make a explipcitly noticable stop. Thus breaking the flow of the language. Otherwise it will just sund like the female version. This is not comparable.

neutron ,

Same in Spanish. We can say programadores (male gender plural form) to refer to a group of programmers, regardless of gender, as the standard says. However, in recent years it’s become common to say programadores y programadoras (male plural and female plural) or programadoras y programadores (female plural and male plural). Using only the male gender causes many people to complain, or so I’ve heard.

empireOfLove2 , (edited ) in I’d rather stay up anyway
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I get ten hours of sleep. I wake up feeling tired and have to go to work.

I get three hours of sleep. I wake up feeling tired and have to go to work, but I got an additional 7 hours of gaming in and extended my free time. Win.

Sylvartas ,

Probably not a win in the long run though. But I’ll take it too.

empireOfLove2 ,
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The “long run” sounds like a future me problem, not a right-now me problem. Therefore, no problem!

MightyGalhupo ,

And then people complain that “you’re not healthy”. I feel way healthier and happier with more free time thank you very much.

empireOfLove2 ,
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I mean, I still average out to 7-8hrs of sleep over the entire week… I just make it up on Friday thru Sunday nights.

MightyGalhupo ,

Oh, yeah I cannot for the life of me sleep that long

TimewornTraveler ,

I know right? I feel better when im drunk but when I try to stay up all night drinking I get lip from everyone!!

CaptainMcMonkey , in y'all get gamer leg too?

I know y’all are joking, but seriously, what is going on here?

ReeferPirate ,

Late stage diabetes

CaptainMcMonkey ,

Is this inevitable for some people? Or is this what happens when it goes untreated?

Console_Modder OP ,
@Console_Modder@sh.itjust.works avatar

It’s not diabetes, it’s HS Purpura

swagamuffin ,

Oh yeah I think I’ve been on that boat

Console_Modder OP , (edited )
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It is not diabetes. There is a pro fighting game (Guilty Gear and Street Fighter) player called Marn that has HS Purpura. Is causes the blood vessels in your skin to get inflamed and bleed, and there was probably a secondary infection happening at the same time.

Whang! on YouTube has a pretty good video where he looks into this and gives more details

Edit: either HS Purpura or PLEVA

Orbituary ,
@Orbituary@lemmy.world avatar

I know a dude who’s legs are purple from the knees down. He weighs around 400 pounds, slams sugar all the time, and doesn’t care.

I am not friends with him; his personality and lack of self care as well as caring for himself, despite having a wife, kids, and parents who love him are beyond the limits of my compassion. At some point I feel like we have to take ownership of our own lives and at least try.

Before I get swarmed with responses about depression, how hard is it, etc., he has a massive support group. Every time he gets more assistance, he accepts it and just continues as he is.

someguy3 , (edited )

Can he walk?

WRT to depression: Eat liver. Seriously.

ignotum ,

Can confirm, eating the liver of my enemies always cheers me up

Skullgrid ,
@Skullgrid@lemmy.world avatar

WRT to depression: Eat liver. Seriously.

fuck off. Seriously.

yoshi ,

No, it’s full proof! Scientific papers are always saying how the type and cause of everyone’s depression is exactly the same. That’s why any primary care specialist, psychiatrist, psychologist, or counselor will tell you to save your time and money on medication, therapy, diet, exercise, relationships, and self love, and to focus exclusively on eating liver. Still feel low? You’re not eating enough liver!

Skullgrid , (edited )
@Skullgrid@lemmy.world avatar

Come on bruh, you know it’s all a scam set up by the Big Psycho to keep you on pills.

You gotta just eat that raw liver and steroids. In fact, the raw liver does jack shit, just take the steroids.

jackalope ,

What’s even the point of your comment or the stance you’re taking?

“I don’t like this guy. He sucks”

Okay … and?

itsnotits ,

a dude whose* legs

bitwaba ,

I knew a man with a wooden leg named Smith.

raynethackery ,

What was the name of his other leg?

rubicon ,

My daughter has HSP and it looks nothing like that. The dots are red for her, and bigger. I’m sure it’s possible to present differently, but man that looks so much worse.

Passerby6497 ,

Looks like skin lesions, but I found a Tales from the Internet video saying it was PLEVA or vasculitis.

shuzuko ,

Yeah, I get autoimmune vasculitis from time to time when I have a rheumatoid arthritis flare up and it looks very similar to this (although mine is never this bad because I take meds, like holy shit that guy must be in ridiculous amounts of pain and needs to get on some medication right fuckin now)

Mr_Fish , in I miss windows

Just brick them up so you don’t need to pay window tax

surewhynotlem ,

17th century England called and wants their tax system back

Rozz ,

They are trying to take the colonies back by taxes.

JoShmoe ,

burns the stockpile tea

eya , in bonus if she's real
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Female (optional)

AI_toothbrush , in bonus if she's real

Not even that. If they are just feminine thats enough for me

ARk ,

furries have entered the chat

brbposting , in And how's there a car in a mall? Life's important questions

Why did the Bermuda triangle, quicksand, and maybe premature burial and stop drop & roll so capture our minds?

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/b3cdf867-ee34-4af3-afb5-bb6e68b9e761.jpeg

Replace the quarter to call home with swallowing gum or something.

Unforeseen ,

You could also use bees, as long as you had 5 of em. “Gimme 5 bees for a quarter” you’d say.

Maggoty ,

To be fair stop drop and roll is still good advice. You just don’t find yourself on fire that often.

xx3rawr ,

In fact, it’s a good thing that we never have to use Stop Drop & Roll ourselves.

klemptor ,
@klemptor@startrek.website avatar

The one time I did find myself on fire, I completely forgot about stop, drop, and roll. Instead I ran until I stumbled on the hillside, then shouted “am I still on fire?”

Aaand that story is why I no longer fucks with charcoal grills.

gamermanh ,
@gamermanh@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Wait you managed to light yourself on fire with a CHARCOAL grill?

Did you put accelerant on it for some reason?

klemptor ,
@klemptor@startrek.website avatar

I certainly did haha

fishbone ,

Caught my pants on fire from a welding spark and by the time I noticed, it was most of my leg on fire. Didn’t even think to stop drop and roll, I just took off my pants.

Couple of points of advice:

  1. Don’t wear frayed clothing while welding.
  2. Fire can’t be seen through certain welding masks. If you feel warm, lift the fucking mask.
rickyrigatoni ,

what the fuck is a kangaroo shoe pocket

brbposting ,
Fudoshin ,
@Fudoshin@feddit.uk avatar

I’m gonna look for some of these as my next trainer.

INHALE_VEGETABLES ,

Bro im aussie and Ive never seen this. They are awesome.

dzervas ,

woah these are amazing! never seen them before!

Wolf_359 ,

Kangaroos (aka “Roos”) were these awesome shoes with a little pocket in them.

I got a pair about 13 years ago, long after they’d stopped being popular, and used them to hide my drugs in high school and college. They were awesome until I started hiding really bad drugs in there. Then they were just enabling me.

root_beer ,

He forgot to mention all the people just giving you drugs to get you addicted

Fuckin’ D.A.R.E.

Corkyskog ,

Omg I was so disappointed later on life to find out there are no free drug people. Fucking lame, they said it would be like a costco market.

Worx ,

Even when I got to university and literally all but one of my friends smoked weed, I still wasn’t offered any. I don’t think my ‘friends’ liked me that much…

Tangent5280 ,

Oh man. This is embarrassing, but in college I didn’t want to be in any one in-group (I also have some flavor of commitment issue), so I used to push my way into groups and cliques where I wasn’t invited. I’d wallow in the palpable social discomfort of “Who the fuck is this?” for quite some time till I got used to it. This was my main way to score “recreational flora”. I’d later turn some of them into friends maybe a couple months down the road, but thinking back on this now, I cringe into a black hole.

garbagebagel ,

Ok but spontaneous human combustion still got me shook though

KevonLooney ,

Well it doesn’t happen. Something that’s 70% water can’t explode. Have you ever heard of an animal exploding randomly? There’s literally no way for it to happen.

Johanno ,

You should stay away from Sodium then I guess.

TeckFire ,

bursting into flames after my 11th Ramen bowl that day

OutlierBlue ,

Are you my doctor?!

INHALE_VEGETABLES ,

Also what the fuck is swallowing gum.

brbposting ,

Rumor has it that if you swallow chewing gum, it will stay lodged in your gut for seven years

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/f8b5953d-0316-4473-9e7a-6b1093609c1d.jpeg

Johanno ,

Ah yes of course, just like the apple seeds that grow a tree in your gut.

Tangent5280 ,

Bad UX decisions is just like swallowing gum because both of them makes me shit myself

YtA4QCam2A9j7EfTgHrH , in The Factory must grow.

I see we have a bunch of Factorio players here.

GrayBackgroundMusic ,

Need more green circuits.

DataDisrupter ,

I can already picture a few nice train stops and some red and green wires crisscrossing the skies ❤️

SSX ,
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Civ 6 player here looking at those mountain bonuses. 😍

lelgenio , in It gives a tactical advantage!
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TrendigOsthyvel , in No pets

Watched internet historians youtubevideo about the dude.Damn horrible situation…

Eldritch ,

Which one? Are either of them still up? I heard he got hbomed.

Neato ,
@Neato@ttrpg.network avatar

Was this Man in Cave? Because I definitely heard about it…

Arbiter ,

This is a different man in a cave.

hOrni ,

Now go watch hbomberguy’s video about plagiarism to be aware of how much of this Internet Historians video is stolen.

TrendigOsthyvel ,

Cool, looks like a lot of video to watch, I’ll take your word for it. Not too surprising thinking about it.

hOrni ,

Maybe not surprising, but still disappointing. I liked IH videos, but knowing that a lot of it is stolen, puts a stain on it. But at least it explains why his videos tend to disappear from his channel.

Edit: The IH part starts at around 1:25:00 and lasts 20 minutes.

TrendigOsthyvel ,

Today’s MVP!! And I agree, it puts a smear over all the content.

GoodEye8 ,

Was he the guy who also kept making all sorts of Nazi references?

Interstellar_1 ,
@Interstellar_1@pawb.social avatar

Yeah there’s an alarming amount of them.

bort ,

guy covers historical event doesn’t rewrite history, instead takes what someone else has written about event doesn’t use own fotos, uses someone elses foto instead makes mistakes

I am not saying this is a big nothing burger, but his only real mistakes was not to list his sources.

d2k1 ,

Yeah, no. He almost entirely verbatim copied the text and wording on the original article and shuffled some words around to try and make it less obvious (and failed). It is blatant plagiarism, there is no other way to call it. This was no innocent mistake of forgetting to list a source. Watch the hbomberguy video segment about it, it paints a very clear picture.

bort ,

It is blatant plagiarism

yes, and a solution could have been to cite sources.

This was no innocent mistake of forgetting to list a source

I don’t think, that not-citing-sources is an innocent mistake.

Watch the hbomberguy video segment about it, it paints a very clear picture

I did. I does paint a very colorful picture. Full of opinion and sarcasm and rhethoric.

Here is a rule-of-thumb to decide if an argument was convincing because it had good content, or because it was well written: If the content was good, it will be easy for you explain to a 3rd party. If only the presentation was good, then you will have a hard time convincing others.

HerbalGamer ,
@HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works avatar

Full of opinion and sarcasm and rhethoric.

It became annoyingly fingerpointy for me personally.

If the content was good, it will be easy for you explain to a 3rd party. If only the presentation was good, then you will have a hard time convincing others.

Articles can be written perfectly, but that doesn’t mean I’ll read them. Give me someone narrating the whole thing with entertaining animations in the background and you’ve created something interesting and engaging to me.

HerbalGamer ,
@HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works avatar

The one thing about that which I find worth defending, is how much his video made the story entertaining. I wouldn’t have read the article but his video kept me engaged . Even if the writing was copied, he still added a lot to it.

LiveLM ,

That’s the most baffling thing. His video was transformative. Had he just credited the writing he’d probably be fine but he just decided not to, for some reason.

Riven ,
@Riven@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Adding video isn’t transformative. Otherwise Disney could just turn any book they want into a movie without ever paying anyone for the rights.

Jon_Servo ,

You can be entertaining without stealing other people’s work and claiming it as your own.

clb92 ,

That wasn’t this guy, it was different cave. Turns out lots of people have died horribly in caves.

Gruntyfish , in Conservatives on Facebook absolutely believe this.

I was so disappointed at the concert I went to. Instead of the sternum punch, she pushed a homeless person down a flight of stairs.

Imgonnatrythis ,

Are you trying to make the Republicans like her? Because this is how you make the Republicans like her.

superduperenigma , in I live every day in fear that dark gary will one day return

Gandalf the Gary

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  • Ghostalmedia ,
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    The Picture of Dorian Gary

    ivanafterall ,
    @ivanafterall@kbin.social avatar

    It's the perfect idea for an awful modern reboot.

    "Hi, I'm Gary. Gary Dorian..."

    humorlessrepost ,

    Gary’s Anatomy 🥵

    Klear ,

    The Picture of Dorian Gary

    volvoxvsmarla , in Fake news, fake penis...

    Genuine question because I have no idea who that is, did she do this on purpose so that people would be fished into watching the video and therefore listening to what she is saying there?

    thorbot ,

    Definitely. What kind of animal stores a dildo on their bookshelf. You’re supposed to keep it safely tucked inside yourself.

    assassin_aragorn ,

    At ALL times!

    Buddahriffic ,

    But what if you have more dildos than you have orifices? If it’s a suction dildo, yes, it belongs stuck to a window, preferably a ground floor front one, but if it’s not suction or you run out of window space and already have a centerpiece for your kitchen table, then a bookshelf is the next most natural place.

    thorbot ,

    Get more orifices, obviously

    PopcornPrincess ,

    Seriously. Pst, they clearly didn’t learn anything from Sponge Bob.

    macrocarpa ,

    She went on the BBC (no pun intended) to talk about her problems finding employment.

    So it’s possible but my spidey sense is she’s doing it for a laugh.

    However normal reminder, don’t put anything in backgrounds that you don’t want screen capped and sent first to your colleagues and subsequently to the world. Aka passwords, pin numbers, phone numbers, notes, org charts, technical artefacts or business sensitive information (including whiteboards)

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