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SternburgExport , in Slimy little weasel caption contest

The man, the myth, the legend. The one that beats Apple „Geniuses“ at repairing Macs while drinking Jägermeister.

nifty , in Step aside NAFTA, here comes CUMFART
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NAFTA is already great because it has the word naff in it somewhat

Raglesnarf , in Growing Old

I turn 30 this year. I’m ready

SnokenKeekaGuard , in Goober
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Is he a Goober or a Gooner, miscommunication here could be fatal

Infynis ,
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Either way, he’s a mook

Infynis , in Goober
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Yeah, get 'em, boss!

jbk , in It's basically the same as grad school

i keep collecting hard af reaction images like this but probably will never get to use them :(

The_Picard_Maneuver OP ,
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If you’re like me, they all go into a massive folder labeled “stuff” and are a hassle to find when you need them.

ccunning , in No matter what I do before I die, I will not have a gravestone this cool.

Why would you have a gravestone before you die?

FlyingSquid OP ,
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Because, in general, the carvers don’t accept a dead person’s Mastercard.

ccunning ,

Well I hope you don’t live in an apartment. It would be awkward sitting next to your tombstone on the sofa…

tacosanonymous ,

But if you die next to it, it’s a neat story for first responders.

Also, it’s super convenient and you get to pick your own.

enbyecho ,

make the tombstone the sofa… problem solved

ccunning ,

I do prefer a firmer sofa…🤔

MonkderDritte , in Pigs in a blanket for the lazy

I only knew the old european variant with sirloin.

Senseless ,

Sir Loin o7

SidewaysHighways ,

Mc pee pants

Soulg ,

I want candy

EarthShipTechIntern , in Step aside NAFTA, here comes CUMFART

Glorious

kibiz0r , in sounds like he's fun at the office

I like the time he spent agonizing over the grammar for the BloodFeast one.

KijinSeija , in No matter what I do before I die, I will not have a gravestone this cool.

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/6f3fc596-648b-4f91-a94d-9acfa11e121f.jpeg

Iloveyurianime ,

Hope this guy is still playing ddr in heaven

everett ,

Dance on my grave, why don’t you?

corus_kt ,

No soul will never find peace resting there BUT it’s the best grave ever outside of the Taj Mahal.

RootBeerGuy ,
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DDR is the German version of the acronym for German Democratic Republic (GDR).

JoMiran , in Step aside NAFTA, here comes CUMFART
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Seconded

itsnicodegallo , in Growing Old

This meme is so old that I was 27 when I first read it.

can ,

Now you’re 27 and a half

Batman ,

Half a year latre

IndiBrony ,
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Is that the English spelling of later?

Viking_Hippie ,

No, it’s the Danish spelling of climb. Missing a k, though.

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/3a5b3da6-1268-47fd-8641-7bbb7c5d04be.jpeg

grrgyle , in No matter what I do before I die, I will not have a gravestone this cool.

Mannn having a brand on your gravestone, though

PhatInferno ,
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Agreed, tho i feel like vw bus iconography leans more towards a hippy symbol than the actual Volkswagen brand

FlyingSquid OP ,
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People put their religion on their gravestone. That’s just corporate branding under another label.

MindTraveller ,

Hey, you’re the militant atheist who called me mentally ill for disagreeing with your views on religion

BruceTwarzen ,

It’s not a mental illness, you’re just a dummy

FlyingSquid OP ,
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More importantly, I never did that. But they’re stalking me and harassing me for it anyway. No longer in this community, however.

Amanduh ,

Another victim of squiddy flexing mod powers

ouRKaoS , in You might want to check on the kids...

If there’s any character on Sesame Street that’s an ambush predator, my vote goes to Oscar the Grouch. He’s a Mimic / Trapdoor Spider, and he can easily bait prey by leaving items of his previous victims by his can.

FlyingSquid OP ,
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But the inside of his can is infinitely large, so he could just farm livestock down there.

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