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FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/8c760454-a01a-41fe-a3c7-5902a2e6bc5e.png

WereCat ,

I was told that when you see a nuclear explosion then you should carefully observe it because you’ll never see anything like it again in your life.

therealjcdenton ,

Thanks ChatGPT

MacNCheezus ,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

This must be the “dangerous misinformation” I keep hearing about.

vrighter ,

you have to stay 9 feet away as the shockwave expands. That’s the trick

HopFlop ,

Would that actual save you? Because, I thought the radiation also kills peoples far outside of the shockwave range…

blusterydayve26 ,

That’s the thing: people wouldn’t survive that. The only thing that could survive it is some sort of glassified sand immediately beneath the explosion. So sand dgaf, I guess?

CurlyMoustache ,
@CurlyMoustache@lemmy.world avatar

You can’t outrun radiation

HopFlop ,

Yeah you also cant outrun the shockwave but assumimg you were 9ft outside of the shockwave at all times (traveling outwards at the speed of the shockwave), you would still die, correct?

CurlyMoustache ,
@CurlyMoustache@lemmy.world avatar

As temperature increases to a level, in both Celsius and Freedom units, outrunning the shock wave is not something you would be considering doing 🥵

HopFlop ,

You dont know what hyperfast vehicle Im using 😎. Its temperature resistsnt too

PopcornTin ,

The shockwave will help keep you safe by moving you another 500 away from the epicenter.

Blackmist ,

In many different directions.

KingJalopy ,
@KingJalopy@lemm.ee avatar

Time is relative so this is technically true

xta ,

what PF 🧴 should also get?

T00l_shed ,

At least 10.

xta ,

gotcha

Ultraviolet ,

Google’s featured snippet thing is not only a bad feature, it’s actively causing harm. It’s extremely unreliable, but people who aren’t tech literate, which is most people, think “well it’s Google, so it must be right.” Sometimes it’s obviously wrong in a funny way, but more often, it’s doing something like parroting dangerous medical misinformation. To make things worse, it’s very likely to answer a question, which is the search form preferred by the technologically illiterate, with a yes. I would go so far as to say they should be sued for gross negligence for implementing it. It’s killed people, when antivaxxers say they “did their own research”, there’s a good chance it was a Google featured snippet reinforcing their claim.

ImFresh3x ,

This is true.

But this screenshot is old if even real. I googled it and the snippet was much more realistic and detailed.

More to your point::

One snippet I recently saw that was wrong was the result for ‘population of Gaza.’ It showed the population of Gaza city, which is tiny fraction of Gaza.

kilgore_trout ,

It’s going to be more and more unreliable as the results it’s snipping from are increasingly machine-generated.

Timecircleline ,

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/f8d3221f-3850-4760-8078-8146df4cbf07.jpeg

Sorry, you’re not wrong about the misinformation and how removal from context can change the meaning of the he snippet. This is just my favourite.

init ,
@init@lemmy.ml avatar

I mean, maybe if it’s a really, really small nuclear explosion

7heo ,

Nah. There are now three sets of imperial units: UK, US, and U235.

Rolder ,

You either want to be close enough for instant death or far enough to be mostly unaffected. The middle ground where you die slowly from cancer or get crushed by debris or something would suck

YtA4QCam2A9j7EfTgHrH ,

The burns and your body turning into soup from radiation is the real terrible part.

GladiusB ,
@GladiusB@lemmy.world avatar

slush

Thcdenton ,

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/4aa6f316-014a-4ad1-9a3d-57301b64d9f3.webm

SendMePhotos ,

What is that from?

Tlaloc_Temporal ,
@Tlaloc_Temporal@lemmy.ca avatar

Waterworld, when the Exxon Valdez ignites.

Bigvanhorn ,

Waterworld

InfiniWheel ,

Well, getting instantly vaporized is safer than getting hit by debris or getting all types of cancer at once.

clb92 ,

You and I define “safer” differently.

Kolanaki ,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

If you’re vaporized, bits of you have no chance of hurting anyone else like they could if you were hit by debris and simply exploded into chunks.

clb92 ,

Call me selfish, but I’m worrying more about what’s safe for me.

Also, If I’m at a distance where I’m exploded into chunks, then the people who could be hurt by those chunks are likely to not be doing so great themselves either.

blusterydayve26 ,

Not true! Shockwaves could carry parts for miles!

…Oh, I see what you mean.

DaCrazyJamez ,

Yes, but what is the distance from the blast to perfectly cook a frozen pizza?

MeatPilot , (edited )
@MeatPilot@lemmy.world avatar

Sometimes you can find instructions for different ways to cook a pizza on the back of the box. For example I checked mine and underneath airfry and oven instructions there was instructions for “nuclear blast”…

Nuclear Blast

Remove pizza from all packaging and shrink wrap. Be sure to remove and discard the cardboard tray.

Place pizza on metal baking tray within a clear path of the blast source. Do not use glass cookware as it might shatter.

About 5 miles out from the blast source. Find a sturdy structure, like a rock deeply embedded into the ground.

Place pizza on the tray and tilt tray to a 45 degree angle on the rock. Angling toward the blast to evenly cook.

Bake for 5secs for 15 kiloton yield atomic bombs or until pizza is golden brown. Grab pizza and run to shelter before the shockwave hits. If the shockwave hits your pizza it will disintegrate.

All atomic bombs cook differently, so be sure to keep an eye on your pizza as it cooks and not the blast. Pizza is done when the cheese is melted and edges are golden brown.

AFKBRBChocolate ,

Damn, my nuclear bomb is only 8 kiloton and I never know how to convert.

GreenSkree ,
@GreenSkree@lemmy.world avatar

Pretty sure this isn’t real guys. There’s no “Do not thaw pizza” clause.

theneverfox ,
@theneverfox@pawb.social avatar

Nah, the uv light wipes out any bacterial concerns

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot ,

Tony?

Copythis ,

Tony Pizza!

Carlo ,

Ayy, from Fiddler on the Roof?

Kase ,

For the uninformed:

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/b3a804b0-73d6-4258-a8ea-15ef7ead8401.jpeg

Nomecks ,

Frankie Delicissio? I hear he’s datin your sister.

Abnorc ,

This sounds like a question for Randall Munroe.

MightyGalhupo ,

Very much so

Contramuffin ,

Well for what it’s worth, it didn’t specify that it’s 9 feet from the blast center. If we define the blast by its radius of safety, then staying that distance plus 9 feet will, in fact, keep you safe

EuroNutellaMan ,
@EuroNutellaMan@lemmy.world avatar

oh no, I only have 2 feet

zaphod ,

Same, guess we’ll die.

Annoyed_Crabby ,

I’ll taking both of your feet tqvm.

EuroNutellaMan ,
@EuroNutellaMan@lemmy.world avatar

NOoooooooo

zaphod ,

How many feet do you have now, enough to be safe from a nuclear blast?

Annoyed_Crabby ,

Still 3 feet short, sadly

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