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recapitated ,

A traditional Clinton wedding

Akasazh ,
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I’ll have the baby back ribs

Adi2121 ,

smh, another non-vegetrian-accomadating place

FlyingSquid OP ,
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Tofu baby is available upon request.

XTornado ,

“Please let us know of any dietary restriction” would fit that. That said having only able to choose between two meats… I would expect at least fish as an option.

kittenzrulz123 ,

I’ll have a triple battered deep fried American child covered in bacon and cheese

FlyingSquid OP ,
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That’s horrible and disgusting!

Do you want to clog your arteries?

kittenzrulz123 ,

I’m a 'Merican, obviously

problematicPanther ,
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if you start it out in a cold pan and gradually work the heat up, you’ll be able to render a lot of the fat out while also getting a nice crisp on the outside. You can then conserve the fat for cooking with later, it makes for a great roux.

the_third ,

That’s not very healthy. Those have been rich in saturated fats for quite a while, but lately the lead content has also risen in more and more samples.

kittenzrulz123 ,

Don’t forget the microplastics, god bless 'Merica 🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🦅🦅🦅

LemmyKnowsBest ,

If you care about your health you should really opt for the Mediterranean child.

Katana314 ,

When the groom first offered the ring to his bride-to-be, it was a modest proposal.

(See if anyone gets that)

Kolanaki ,
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“Hey Debbie. I have a book for you.”

“What is the book, Sparks?”

“A Modest Proposal by Johnathan Swift.”

“What’s the book about, Sparks?”

“Eatin’ babies. Delicious babies covered in barbeque sauce. Mmmm!”

itslilith ,
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In this corner of the internet, I’d be surprised if someone doesn’t. But then they get to be one of today’s lucky 10000

SVcross ,
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Depends, is it GMO free?

Noodle07 ,

Full of microplastic

FlyingSquid OP ,
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That’s fine, we’re all full of microplastics. And PFAS.

ieightpi ,

Conspiracy theorists will use this pic at proof

badbytes ,

Is this an Epstein event?

echo_w ,

Oof

Froyn ,

I love children, but I could never eat a whole one.

Imgonnatrythis ,

They say 12 and under but I bet a lot of them are like 1 or two, and you’ll be wishing you had ordered more then.

Everythingispenguins ,

Yeah but those young ones are just so fatty.

pete_the_cat ,

It’s just like veal!

Noodle07 ,

Not even a rotisserie newborn?

Viking_Hippie ,

So nice of them to consider the dietary needs of us baby-eating atheists!

Imgonnatrythis ,

Must be the rsvp for the DNC amiright?!

Jerb322 ,
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Soy free children for me, thanks…

NotMelon ,

I’m sorry we currently don’t have soy. Do you want children without something else?

Jerb322 ,
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Vaccinations…?

Annoyed_Crabby ,

I prefer fried.

Baphomet_The_Blasphemer ,

Well, I wasn’t planning to attend, but how can I pass up the opportunity to eat a child… I just hope it’s one of those ethically sourced organic free-range children.

JoShmoe ,

This is a typo right?

kn33 ,

I’m guessing there’s two options for adults to choose from, but only one option for children. If you’re filling this out for a child, you choose the “children” option to indicate that they’ll have the entree for children. It’s just structured kinda funny.

ieightpi ,

Theresa a really easy way to avoid this and it’s called phrasing

Overzeetop ,

Danger zone?

ericbomb ,

Betting children get chicken instead of the good stuff!

TheFriendlyDickhead ,

What do you do if you don’t eat meat? Don’t attend?

kn33 ,

Or don’t eat. I agree, it doesn’t seem very accommodating

problematicPanther ,
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bring your own snacks.

unreachable ,
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online food delivery

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