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merari42 , in "Hey Google, Turn my balls off"

This, but I want the voice command changed to “Go go gadget genitalia”

rob_t_firefly ,
@rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world avatar

I’d just want the Super Mario power-up/power-down sound effects.

irreticent ,
@irreticent@lemmy.world avatar

And when you insert it you hear the sound effect from when he goes down into a pipe.

Gestrid ,

And the underground theme plays while doing it. As you get closer, the sped up version plays.

irreticent ,
@irreticent@lemmy.world avatar

I’m in a loud public place so I didn’t attempt clicking/listening, but I heard both those sounds/music in my head anyway. I spent too much time on that game as a kid.

captain_aggravated ,
@captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works avatar

Can you reset any of the voice assistants to respond instead of Siri or Alexa or Bixby or whatever to “go go gadget?”

v4ld1z ,
@v4ld1z@lemmy.zip avatar

Go go gadget dick

NoIWontPickAName , in Borrowing a car

Did I stutter?

HRDS_654 , in let 👏 people 👏 enjoy 👏 things 👏

Every time I see something like this I’m reminding that pedophiles tried to rebrand as MAPs. Thankfully it didn’t really work.

apfelwoiSchoppen , in Awww, he's so cuuuuttteeee!!
@apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world avatar

In my neighborhood, a police chase ended in three teenagers pancaking their car into a house at 60 mph. They perished. All the houses had ring cams. Somehow astonishingly none of those cams were ever used against the police. Curious. ACAB every day. Also fuck Amazon.

iAmTheTot ,

What would you expect the cameras to have seen to implicate the police in a crime?

apfelwoiSchoppen ,
@apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world avatar

Yes, it was 3 AM. They went out of their way to say that out wasn’t their fault because it was not a high speed chase. Despite the police vehicle pursuing at the same speed but one tenth of a mile behind until about a quarter mile away. The kids plow into the house and the cop turns off the lights at that point and drove right past it. Stating they didnt see it. It was under a street light. The camera would have proven they slowed down to look at it. The cops didn’t do anything or report it. It wasn’t until people walked by and happened to see the car at 6:30 am and called 911 did anyone show up. Fuck police.

NikkiDimes , (edited )

Same thing happened at my work place. Some kid was drunk, being chased by cops, and crashed his car into the building next to my work. Car crashed, flipped, and caught on fire, he burned alive. They claim he had gotten away from them and they saw nothing. It was reported by people driving past as in your case, but there were holes in police story and evidence of the contrary. My boss had disconnected the front cameras a bit prior and hadn’t gotten around to reconnecting them, unfortunately, so we’ll never know :(

Kecessa ,

And none of the people living on the street posted the video online, APAB

can ,

This makes me want to get one just on the off chance I can fuck over the police some day.

Klnsfw , in "Hey Google, Turn my balls off"

Forget the Codom and Get STIs

Wilzax ,

Bro forgot about committed and closed relationships

Klnsfw ,

As a matter of fact, I’m in a committed and open relationship.

Wilzax ,

Hence why STDs are a concern for you, but not necessarily for everyone

brbposting ,

Safe folks don’t need marketing.

Folks taking risks can be helped by marketing.

The comment makes sense to me as stands. Guess it could say “20-70% of you!” as an addendum (wonder what the percentage is…)

HollowNaught , in 'Murica
@HollowNaught@lemmy.world avatar

I sometimes don’t get americans

RememberTheApollo_ , (edited )

Even if you don’t have the guns; liberty, beer, and tits are still pretty nice.

Swedneck ,
@Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

beer tastes like roadkill and nothing will change my mind, i’ll take the liberty and tits though

RememberTheApollo_ ,

Something for everyone.

Fades ,

So you don’t know what you’re talking about, got it.

Swedneck ,
@Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

my man i taste the beer and it makes me retch, what the fuck else do you want me to do? is my opinion invalid until i’ve pickled my tastebuds and my liver tries to escape from my mouth?

Fades ,

You’ve tasted all of the craft beers and the like America has to offer? Okay bud.

is my opinion invalid

Yes my dude, you’re laying judgement on all American beers. Yes fuck opinions based on a generalization

fossphi ,

Child, have you had good authentic local micro produced roadkill?

Swedneck ,
@Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

i’ve had the beer and wine that everyone else insists tastes great and it tasted like actual poison with zero redeeming qualities, so i’m left to conclude that those who enjoy alcohol are just suffering from stockholm syndrome and/or addiction.

at least with coffee there’s the actual coffee flavour buried underneath the fact that it’s all but burnt to coal, so i can see how someone with sufficiently desensitized tastebuds might enjoy it, and i can sort of enjoy it if i drown it in milk and chocolate.

fossphi ,

Far be it from me to convince anyone to try alcohol. I myself don’t like it too much. But some basic ass beers or delicious cocktails once in a while, I can do

Funnily enough, it’s the same with coffee for me. I’m meh towards it, but that’s also most likely my ADHD, since I get none of the explosive benefits

Pandantic ,
@Pandantic@midwest.social avatar

At least I’m not the only one. I drink vodka when I drink because it tastes like nothing. Beer and wine are both terrible.

problematicPanther ,
@problematicPanther@lemmy.world avatar

You don’t have to, that’s the beauty of it all.

Iheartcheese ,
@Iheartcheese@lemmy.world avatar

My beliefs do not require you to

Paradachshund , in No, seriously, I want to know

Cowabunga

Rayspekt ,

Brisketflips all day

Rayspekt , in No, seriously, I want to know

Holy cow!

Thcdenton , in "Hey Google, Turn my balls off"

Dude imagine getting hit with a groin shot with that fucking thing in your taint

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/599d8f53-93a3-4a94-8392-b6a306b6e0a7.jpeg

LinusSexTips ,

I think I’d be more concerned if my hands were that small

IzzyScissor , in "Hey Google, Turn my balls off"

I see two casings for switches. Do you have to toggle each ball individually or something?

Also, how do you remember which way to flip the switch? Can it get turned around?

randomdeadguy ,
@randomdeadguy@lemmy.world avatar

I know, right? Do you just flip one and run at 50%?

rmuk ,

Flip them on and off repeatedly to put them in pairing mode.

IzzyScissor ,

“FUCK, I came for longer than 5 seconds. Now I have to go through the factory reset AGAIN.”

chiliedogg ,

“You’ve turned on sticky keys.”

nifty , in The worst pick-up line I've ever gotten
@nifty@lemmy.world avatar

At the peak of Harry Potter craze, this might have worked well. Sounds like an older millennial

wieson ,

The recipient might be in the same age range

prettybunnys ,

Aren’t some millennials still in their 20s?

then_three_more ,

Just.

prettybunnys ,

I’d consider them young’ns still, as a millennial a couple decades ahead.

One of the things about this generation is the people who arbitrarily decide on generations couldn’t comprehend all the changes happening from like 1982-2002 so don’t see how segmented this generation is.

My partner, a millennial from the end of the 80s has no concept of the childhood I had in the 80s, her younger brother born in 95 can’t begin to comprehend the world I grew up in but we’re still lumped together as if y2k/the millennium was what unites us.

Flatfire ,

Similarly, if you’re born at the tail end of Millenial/start of Gen Z, then you still grew up with a collage of 90s and 00s culture and inconography, offsetting the definitions the groups typically gain over time. Some Gen Z grew up into adolescence without really feeling the advent of the modern internet or social media. The end of that range never knew a world without it.

Generations are useful statistical groupings, but don’t represent individual experiences or influences, leading to disparity or outliers that feel excluded from their “peers” so to speak. I’d say I probably share more experiences with Gen Z, but a lot of the cultural aspects of my childhood are closely linked to later Millenial ones. There’s a gradient, not a cutoff.

irreticent ,
@irreticent@lemmy.world avatar

There’s a gradient, not a cutoff.

Exactly! I was born on the cusp between two generations and am constantly seeing incorrect assumptions about “my” generation. We’re not all the same, and sometimes we mesh with the experiences of adjacent generations.

norimee ,

Im sorry to burst your bubble, but if you are a “couple of decades” ahead of the youngest 28 yo millennial, you are GenX and no millennial whatsoever.

prettybunnys ,

My word choice was poor, I mean with the youngest millennials being in their 20s and us “elder” millennials in our 40s the disparity is crazy.

It’s a nearly 2 decade age range in difference

samus12345 ,
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

The youngest ones are 28.

norimee ,

Its not about the age range, but because Rowling wasn’t a hate spewing TERF back then. At lest not publicly.

Quoting JK Rowling has serious undertones right now. Even more so if the recipient is nonbinary as OP mentioned in another comment. You wouldn’t quote a Nazi to pick up a jewish person, would you?

uis ,

Quoting JK Rowling has serious undertones right now.

Is it quoting Rowling or quoting one of HP characters?

norimee ,

HP characters are not sentient being who speak for themselves. They are still rowlings words.

Empricorn ,

All millennials are older millennials at this point. Source: seeing what Father Time has done to my beautiful body

rothaine ,

Daddy Time, please.

neuracnu , in "Hey Google, Turn my balls off"
@neuracnu@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Hang on one second babe…

(clap-clap)

peopleproblems ,

Things you don’t want tied to a clapper may include this device.

ArcaneSlime ,

Go to a play

“Fuck was that even or odd?! I’ve been workin’ on this date since dinner!”

pH3ra , in "Hey Google, Turn my balls off"
@pH3ra@lemmy.ml avatar

Remember to flip the switch back on when you need to pee

RememberTheApollo_ ,

Not the same plumbing.

Schorsch ,

Contrary to common belief, pee is, in fact, stored in the balls.

RememberTheApollo_ ,

Yeah, TIL about the meme. Whoosh for me.

luciferofastora ,

Congrats! You were one of today’s lucky ten thousand!

pH3ra ,
@pH3ra@lemmy.ml avatar
RememberTheApollo_ ,

TIL. Thanks.

Prandom_returns , in The worst pick-up line I've ever gotten

It’s leviosa, not leviosa.

Kolanaki ,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar
olutukko ,

come on harry, you’re the chosen one

Clbull ,

ACCIO BUM!

Holzkohlen , in "Hey Google, Turn my balls off"

I’d just forget which one is on and which one is off. Also I have zero need for the on setting.

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