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SlothMama , 1 month ago in Heathens! This made me read her name, not as Heather, but like Heather, like more Heath.
This made me read her name, not as Heather, but like Heather, like more Heath.
brbposting , 1 month ago Heather? I barely even know ‘er!
Heather? I barely even know ‘er!
PenisWenisGenius , 1 month ago in "Hey Google, Turn my balls off" I discovered this amazing life hack. If you never talk to women, you’ll never have sex with one and then you’ll never have kids.
I discovered this amazing life hack. If you never talk to women, you’ll never have sex with one and then you’ll never have kids.
lemmytellyousomething , 1 month ago I discovered a life hack to have sex without such a tool without getting anyone pregnant… 🏳️🌈
I discovered a life hack to have sex without such a tool without getting anyone pregnant…
🏳️🌈
AlligatorBlizzard , 30 days ago And I discovered a life hack to get pregnant through gay sex! 🏳️⚧️ D:
And I discovered a life hack to get pregnant through gay sex!
🏳️⚧️
D:
todd_bonzalez , 1 month ago in "Hey Google, Turn my balls off" Just redirect my urethra and install a single Y-Valve. Flip the switch up and I cum out the tip, flip the switch down and I cum out my taint. Ultimate pull-out method.
Just redirect my urethra and install a single Y-Valve. Flip the switch up and I cum out the tip, flip the switch down and I cum out my taint.
Ultimate pull-out method.
Grimy , 1 month ago (edited 1 month ago) You could even add a bag attachment and keep it for later!
You could even add a bag attachment and keep it for later!
todd_bonzalez , 30 days ago Saving up cums so I can do one huge pint-sized cum. Googling “What is the shelf life of cum?”
Saving up cums so I can do one huge pint-sized cum.
Googling “What is the shelf life of cum?”
bitwaba , 30 days ago I’d say “imagine having to explain to your date why you’ve got cum in your ass”, but it sounds like you already did.
I’d say “imagine having to explain to your date why you’ve got cum in your ass”, but it sounds like you already did.
sxan , 1 month ago in Ummm... What? But… what if its a real deal? Can you afford to not reply? I’ll admit, the request for an email address is suspicious. Seriously. It rules out anyone under 50, in any case.
But… what if its a real deal? Can you afford to not reply?
I’ll admit, the request for an email address is suspicious. Seriously. It rules out anyone under 50, in any case.
FmbyMF OP , 30 days ago Update: i replied with some of my cursed images and asked them for their and they admitted to being 15.
Update: i replied with some of my cursed images and asked them for their and they admitted to being 15.
sxan , 29 days ago Oooo, hope you noped out in time before the FBI showed up.
Oooo, hope you noped out in time before the FBI showed up.
6k9rfrs2ee , 1 month ago in Keep honking! Is your wife 120kg?
Is your wife 120kg?
thesporkeffect , 1 month ago in "Hey Google, Turn my balls off" Id do this if you could get LED ground effects attached to the bait&tackle, good for the dramatic reveal
Id do this if you could get LED ground effects attached to the bait&tackle, good for the dramatic reveal
Sabata11792 , 1 month ago The RGB just makes you nut faster.
The RGB just makes you nut faster.
Lycist , 1 month ago Go full RGB, acquire “Gamer Balls”.
Go full RGB, acquire “Gamer Balls”.
thesporkeffect , 1 month ago That’s this: https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/63bbd956-989a-485e-a579-a4787b6d8c49.jpeg
That’s this:
https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/63bbd956-989a-485e-a579-a4787b6d8c49.jpeg
Nikls94 , 1 month ago in "Hey Google, Turn my balls off" Actually you’ll need to cum 3-5 times with the switch off to eliminate the chances of impregnating someone! It’s that way when having a vasectomy
Actually you’ll need to cum 3-5 times with the switch off to eliminate the chances of impregnating someone!
It’s that way when having a vasectomy
Haaveilija , 1 month ago in Heathens! The conversation is heating up
The conversation is heating up
SlothMama , 1 month ago *heathing up
*heathing up
owenfromcanada , 1 month ago in Some of y'all need this They gonna kis
They gonna kis
saigot , 1 month ago in "Hey Google, Turn my balls off" Hook it up to a clapper and live life dangerously.
Hook it up to a clapper and live life dangerously.
owenfromcanada , 1 month ago https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/c71e923e-a5be-49d1-b2e6-ef9c6d931910.jpeg
https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/c71e923e-a5be-49d1-b2e6-ef9c6d931910.jpeg
MonkderDritte , 1 month ago in Space Alert Did it go roaming in the inner system again?
Did it go roaming in the inner system again?
niktemadur , 1 month ago in shitpost “Back when dishwashers made a lot of noise.” “WHAT?” “I SAID BACK WHEN DISHWASHERS MADE A LOT OF NOISE!” “I CAN’T HEAR YOU MY DISHWASHER MAKES A LOT OF NOISE!”
“Back when dishwashers made a lot of noise.”
“WHAT?”
“I SAID BACK WHEN DISHWASHERS MADE A LOT OF NOISE!”
“I CAN’T HEAR YOU MY DISHWASHER MAKES A LOT OF NOISE!”
NatakuNox , 1 month ago in "Hey Google, Turn my balls off" Ya but can I have my switch installed near my taint?
Ya but can I have my switch installed near my taint?
SpruceBringsteen , 1 month ago Careful what you wish for
Careful what you wish for
NatakuNox , 30 days ago (👁 ͜ʖ👁)
(👁 ͜ʖ👁)
2xsaiko , 1 month ago in He's aware he's AI generated God it reminds me of that one painter who got dementia and you could see his drawing ability deteriorate as it got worse. Disturbing
God it reminds me of that one painter who got dementia and you could see his drawing ability deteriorate as it got worse. Disturbing
activ8r , 1 month ago in Heathens! Something about that guy’s eyes makes me uncomfortable. Like they don’t match his expression in a way I can’t describe.
Something about that guy’s eyes makes me uncomfortable. Like they don’t match his expression in a way I can’t describe.
Squorlple , 1 month ago (edited 1 month ago) He’s got resting Oppenheimer (2023) face https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/bce5a2bf-6b60-4514-ba36-2716f3935f4c.jpeg “Now I am become Heath, destroyer of worlds”
He’s got resting Oppenheimer (2023) face
https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/bce5a2bf-6b60-4514-ba36-2716f3935f4c.jpeg
“Now I am become Heath, destroyer of worlds”
aeronmelon , 1 month ago “Resting Oppenheimer” sounds serious.
“Resting Oppenheimer” sounds serious.
Viking_Hippie , 1 month ago If your Oppenheimer is in resting position for more than 12 hours, seek medical care.
If your Oppenheimer is in resting position for more than 12 hours, seek medical care.
andrew_bidlaw , 1 month ago Their color in a close-up made me think he’s a shapeshifter, probably a werewolf or a were-tiger.
Their color in a close-up made me think he’s a shapeshifter, probably a werewolf or a were-tiger.
HonoraryMancunian , 1 month ago Eugene Tooms vibes
Eugene Tooms vibes
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