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TheControlled ,

I’m going with “people” meaning two happy, Californian, lactating women.

Holyhandgrenade ,
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At first I didn’t realize you’d get to keep the milk at the end of it and I thought a farmer was charging people for doing his own job lol

Visstix ,

So the piss knights are only from 5 to 7 pm?

TeddE ,
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Private golden adventures available. Inquire within.

random_character_a ,
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In rural areas you need to specialize in more than one thing. Ranch & sperm bank is’t a stretch.

…and with better local genetic diversity you get less Trump voting dipshits.

Stache_ ,

Do both people get to milk the cow at the same time? That’s what I’m wondering

LemmyKnowsBest ,

No. Pay $5 to milk two people.

fl42v ,

Or you pay $5 to get 2 ppl. Idk, mb they have too many spares.

glibg10b ,

The $2 price increase is unjustified. It’s the same amount of nipples either way.

miss_brainfarts ,

Nipples?

jaschen ,

https://lemm.ee/pictrs/image/2d8aff6b-5eef-4499-ac3a-f19d8a90f6ae.gif

Hjalamanger ,
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Any opinion on the 5$ price?

lugal ,

You’re out of line but you are right

The_Lopen ,

Damn they’re right both ways too.

Zoidberg ,

Uh oh… Looks like someone chose the $5 option…

youtu.be/GKOMavMPpUM?si=hW84O03Xb_PwAF7z

Brekky ,

I did this at the MD state fair. It was fun :)

surewhynotlem ,

You chose…poorly

AtariDump ,

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/38ef070f-22c5-4316-a9c9-f02d636abee3.jpeg

Catarinalina ,

not that there’s anything wrong with that

wesker ,
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I’d milk a person, assuming it was consensual.

EdibleFriend ,
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    wesker ,
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    You’d… milk someone without consent?

    jol ,

    We do it to cows all the time, why not?

    wesker ,
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    I’ve never done anything to a cow, except once fed one apples, over a fence.

    jol ,

    Most people certainly paid someone to do it though.

    wesker ,
    @wesker@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

    No one paid me to feed the cow those apples, I did it out of my own free will.

    jol ,

    I’m talking about milking the cow, sorry. Not about the apples.

    Brcht ,

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    jol ,

    Usually because 1) we force breed cows to keep them constantly pregnant and milking, 2) we bred cows to produce ungodly amounts of milk, 3) we kill the veal at birth so we “have to” milk the cow. So yeah, they suffer so much that some seem to beg to be milked

    themeatbridge ,

    Yo, breast milk is a valuable commodity. $5 for two people is a fucking steal.

    Norgur ,

    No one said you could keep the milk

    NoIWontPickaName ,

    I’m still in

    Norgur ,

    and nobody defined, what "milk" is either. And where it comes from. Be careful, friend. Some offers are just too good to be true.

    NoIWontPickaName ,

    I’m. Still. In!

    CaptainMcMonkey ,

    I mean, as a bisexual, it’s a win win scenario.

    GluWu ,

    It ain’t much, but it’s honest work

    match ,
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    Nobody guaranteed breasts

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