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SlothMama , in Heathens!

This made me read her name, not as Heather, but like Heather, like more Heath.

brbposting ,

Heather? I barely even know ‘er!

PenisWenisGenius , in "Hey Google, Turn my balls off"

I discovered this amazing life hack. If you never talk to women, you’ll never have sex with one and then you’ll never have kids.

lemmytellyousomething ,

I discovered a life hack to have sex without such a tool without getting anyone pregnant…

🏳️‍🌈

AlligatorBlizzard ,

And I discovered a life hack to get pregnant through gay sex!

🏳️‍⚧️

D:

todd_bonzalez , in "Hey Google, Turn my balls off"

Just redirect my urethra and install a single Y-Valve. Flip the switch up and I cum out the tip, flip the switch down and I cum out my taint.

Ultimate pull-out method.

Grimy , (edited )

You could even add a bag attachment and keep it for later!

todd_bonzalez ,

Saving up cums so I can do one huge pint-sized cum.

Googling “What is the shelf life of cum?”

bitwaba ,

I’d say “imagine having to explain to your date why you’ve got cum in your ass”, but it sounds like you already did.

sxan , in Ummm... What?
@sxan@midwest.social avatar

But… what if its a real deal? Can you afford to not reply?

I’ll admit, the request for an email address is suspicious. Seriously. It rules out anyone under 50, in any case.

FmbyMF OP ,

Update: i replied with some of my cursed images and asked them for their and they admitted to being 15.

sxan ,
@sxan@midwest.social avatar

Oooo, hope you noped out in time before the FBI showed up.

6k9rfrs2ee , in Keep honking!

Is your wife 120kg?

thesporkeffect , in "Hey Google, Turn my balls off"

Id do this if you could get LED ground effects attached to the bait&tackle, good for the dramatic reveal

Sabata11792 ,

The RGB just makes you nut faster.

Lycist ,

Go full RGB, acquire “Gamer Balls”.

thesporkeffect ,

That’s this:

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/63bbd956-989a-485e-a579-a4787b6d8c49.jpeg

Nikls94 , in "Hey Google, Turn my balls off"

Actually you’ll need to cum 3-5 times with the switch off to eliminate the chances of impregnating someone!

It’s that way when having a vasectomy

Haaveilija , in Heathens!

The conversation is heating up

SlothMama ,

*heathing up

owenfromcanada , in Some of y'all need this
@owenfromcanada@lemmy.world avatar

They gonna kis

saigot , in "Hey Google, Turn my balls off"

Hook it up to a clapper and live life dangerously.

owenfromcanada ,
@owenfromcanada@lemmy.world avatar

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/c71e923e-a5be-49d1-b2e6-ef9c6d931910.jpeg

MonkderDritte , in Space Alert

Did it go roaming in the inner system again?

niktemadur , in shitpost

“Back when dishwashers made a lot of noise.”

“WHAT?”

“I SAID BACK WHEN DISHWASHERS MADE A LOT OF NOISE!”

“I CAN’T HEAR YOU MY DISHWASHER MAKES A LOT OF NOISE!”

NatakuNox , in "Hey Google, Turn my balls off"
@NatakuNox@lemmy.world avatar

Ya but can I have my switch installed near my taint?

SpruceBringsteen ,

Careful what you wish for

NatakuNox ,
@NatakuNox@lemmy.world avatar

(👁 ͜ʖ👁)

2xsaiko , in He's aware he's AI generated
@2xsaiko@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

God it reminds me of that one painter who got dementia and you could see his drawing ability deteriorate as it got worse. Disturbing

activ8r , in Heathens!

Something about that guy’s eyes makes me uncomfortable. Like they don’t match his expression in a way I can’t describe.

Squorlple , (edited )
@Squorlple@lemmy.world avatar

He’s got resting Oppenheimer (2023) face

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/bce5a2bf-6b60-4514-ba36-2716f3935f4c.jpeg

“Now I am become Heath, destroyer of worlds”

aeronmelon ,

“Resting Oppenheimer” sounds serious.

Viking_Hippie ,

If your Oppenheimer is in resting position for more than 12 hours, seek medical care.

andrew_bidlaw ,
@andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works avatar

Their color in a close-up made me think he’s a shapeshifter, probably a werewolf or a were-tiger.

HonoraryMancunian ,

Eugene Tooms vibes

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