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cmgvd3lw , in The Cox-Zucker Machine

Fucking legends

MrJameGumb , in A universal experience
@MrJameGumb@lemmy.world avatar

Then the janitor would come sprinkle that weird orange sawdust on it and sweep it up with a broom

psycho_driver ,

And the greasy looking stain is still there to this day.

chaotic_disorganizer , in Bye me

See you next week!

THE_MASTERMIND ,

You mean tommarow ?

psy32nd OP ,

How u know?

THE_MASTERMIND ,

I know things.

qarbone , in Deja Brew

Maybe that’s a sign to make less coffee, bruv

TwanHE ,

Nah more, if he keeps forgetting them

stebo02 ,
@stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

or have less adhd

qarbone ,

Honestly, I’m not a doctor or nothing but I’d, personally, have none, if you can help it. YMMV

KISSmyOS ,

Can I keep the therapy sessions and legal speed, though?

qarbone ,

Hmmm.

No.

Noodle07 ,

I’m trying to, every damn day

wick , in All the excuse needed

I didn’t know why I was seeing acorns all over my feed but I think I can hazard a guess after seeing this. I’m guessing an acorn dropped on a cop car and the pig emptied his clip into someone?

ramjambamalam ,

Ding ding ding ding ding!

LemmyFeed ,

While rolling around on the ground screaming “I’m hit!”

TexasDrunk ,

I thought you were making this part up for a laugh. I apologize for questioning your integrity.

cordlesslamp ,

Wait, he’s not?

DragonTypeWyvern ,

No. His partner also opened fire on the unarmed person in handcuffs because he was rolling around in the middle of the street screaming about being shot, so she said to herself “Well, he must have been shot because he’s rolling around in the middle of the street like a jackass even though he should be taking cover.”

cordlesslamp ,

After reading the article, apparently her actions was deemed “reasonable”? What?

Shooting an unarmed, handcuffed man because you can’t differentiate between a gun shot and an acorn, and have zero directional hearing is “REASONABLE”?

jpeps ,

From what I read, they didn’t shoot at the unarmed suspect but at their own cop car. Stable geniuses. I can understand why the sergeant’s actions were deemed reasonable though, as she was trusting that her partner was in a life and death situation and not hesitating to back him, the truest of idiots, up.

logos ,

They were shooting at their own car because the unarmed, handcuffed man that they thought had just shot one of them was locked in the back seat.

jpeps ,

Ah sorry, you’re right. I misread the article thinking they were all at or in the SUV.

distantsounds ,

It’s gets even more ridiculous…

A Florida sheriff’s deputy mistook the sound of an acorn hitting his patrol cruiser for a gunshot and fired multiple times at the SUV where a handcuffed Black man was sitting in the backseat, officials said.

amp.theguardian.com/…/florida-acorn-cop-shooting

GladiusB ,
@GladiusB@lemmy.world avatar

Lies that I don’t believe for 400 Alex

garbagebagel ,

I wanted to laugh at the idiot cop until I heard the victim’s very real screams thinking someone was dead because she did what is supposed to be the right thing to do by calling the cops :(

Liz ,

Oh except in I’m pretty sure he and his partner missed every single shot, because I’ve “only” heard the victim talk about emotional trauma.

bigkahuna1986 , in I'm making OC(Obligatory Cumposts)

Peak shit post

GluWu OP ,

This is only a taste of my capabilities. I am far away from my peak.

bigkahuna1986 ,

Don’t let your memes leave a bad taste in people’s mouths.

TseseJuer ,

cum

Gigan , in I’d rather stay up anyway
@Gigan@lemmy.world avatar

You have to wake up at the end of a REM cycle, or you’ll wake up feeling groggy and tired.

OsrsNeedsF2P ,

I’ve given up giving people sleep tips on Lemmy. You go into any detail or suggest they have to change their habits, and they react like you killed their dog.

idunnololz ,
@idunnololz@lemmy.world avatar

You monster

Maalus ,

She was 5 days from retirement…

Chadus_Maximus ,

No sleep tips I followed ever made me feel rested if I went to sleep before 12PM. The only way is to take a nap and sleep from 1AM to 7AM. Nobody suggests doing that though, for some reason…

Gotta acknowledge that these tips work for people who have average sleep habits, ones least likely to have bad sleep habits.

moonpiedumplings ,

Such a pattern is common in Spain, called “Siesta”.

I used to do this before my days got busier, now I aim for one 6-8 hour block at night.

You can also look into “polyphasic sleep” - which doesn’t actually work unless you get enough sleep though.

Siesta, and what you do is “biphasic sleep” - two phases.

Rodeo ,

It’s like giving people depression tips.

“Oh you’re depressed? Haven’t you tried eating healthy and exercising?”

Or do you think your words are so unique and profound you actually expect people to change their lives over your internet comment?

SilverFlame ,

What have you done to my boy Fido!?

mhz ,

This is it, with a REM cycle lasting about 90min, I find 7 REMs (7h30m~ 8H) to be the perfect lenght especially if I went to bed at 23h00.

FlyingSquid , in But isn't it dead too?
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

I got a spider plant at a school fundraiser when I was in first grade. It lived until I moved out of my parents’ house at 18. My mom said she’d take care of it. She threw it out one day. I was sad.

boogetyboo ,
@boogetyboo@aussie.zone avatar

Who throws out a plant

EmpathicVagrant ,

Especially one their kid took care of for that long, that’s just fucked up.

THE_MASTERMIND , (edited ) in No, it can't be

Thou shall touch grass

MidRomney ,

Thou

THE_MASTERMIND ,

👍

FardyCakes ,

Yooooouuu shaaalll touch grass!

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Agent641 ,

Thou shall not covet thy neighbours lawn

reverendsteveii , in Tipping culture npcs

we’re on the verge of a recession I gotta cut back

someone should make and serve my meals for me

spujb ,

the correct analysis of how full of shit OP is, good job

N0body , in Exercise hard

And both guards fell asleep simultaneously. And no inmate had successfully committed suicide in that facility in over 20 years. And…

misterdoctor ,

Now I need chocolate!!!

pigup ,

Yummy… What were we talking about again? What was in this choc… 😴

Deceptichum , in Do you have to be Japanese to be a Kaiju?
@Deceptichum@kbin.social avatar

If it’s not from the Tokyo prefecture it’s just sparkling King Kong.

wesker , in My mental state
@wesker@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

Absolutely. Used to happen all the time with Now & Laters.

imPastaSyndrome ,

I think that’s what’s pictured, right ? Because I instantly got the sour cherry with hints of paper flavor in my mouth when I looked at that,

wesker ,
@wesker@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

You’re probably right. At first I thought it was Starburst but it does look more like a Now & Later.

Jerb322 ,
@Jerb322@lemmy.world avatar

Definitely a Now n’ Later. So many of these in my past.

Kaliax ,

Absolutely. Now & Laters, bby.

Assman ,
@Assman@sh.itjust.works avatar

A now & later yonked my loose tooth out when I was eight

unreachable , in Grandpa still got it
@unreachable@lemmy.world avatar

visually misleading ads placement

“they knew”

Obi ,
@Obi@sopuli.xyz avatar

Yep. Maybe they didn’t plan it this way but they definitely selected that one on purpose. It’s just good marketing, people will go wtf is going on there and read on to find out, also it’s Dutch and they’re not afraid to get dirty with advertising here.

problematicPanther , in And how's there a car in a mall? Life's important questions
@problematicPanther@lemmy.world avatar

Personally, i assumed that being on fire was something i would have to go through at least once in my life. But as time goes on, i have not had the need to, even once, stop, drop or roll.

UNWILLING_PARTICIPANT ,

The back of my jacket caught fire once around a firepit. Can confirm that “stop drop and roll” fixes that situation really quickly.

Probably only time I’ll need that reflex though 🤞🏻

moistclump ,

I once fell ass backwards into a fire pit. I was stopped and dropped but I could not roll. Was pulled out pretty quickly but my butt will forever have those burns.

the_artic_one ,

Clothes have become a lot less flammable over the years and open fireplaces aren’t the primary heating method for most houses anymore.

jballs ,
@jballs@sh.itjust.works avatar

There was a time in 1999 where quite a few of us had to stop, drop, shut em down open up shop.

dependencyinjection ,

Oooh nooo

rob_t_firefly ,
@rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world avatar

I’ve done a lot of separate stopping, dropping, and/or rolling in my time, but never in that particular sequence for purposes of fire extinguishing.

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