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ArbitraryValue , in Awww, he's so cuuuuttteeee!!

A thought experiment: you operate a security camera on behalf of a property owner. The camera records a serious crime taking place. The police want to see the video, but they can’t force you to give it to them. The property owner doesn’t want the police to see the video, but he can’t force you not to give it to them. (However, he can stop being a customer, which will cost you money.) What would you do?

I think I’d give the police the video as long as I thought the crime was serious. And I’d do that even if it cost me money, because IMO it’s the right thing to do. I’m not saying Amazon was in that position, but I would have to know the specific circumstances before I could judge.

captainlezbian ,

Oh I’d just ask for a warrant. There’s a process the constitution lays out for the government invading your privacy

johannesvanderwhales , in And he will not stop collecting data. EVER.

Ya’ll know that’s not a real picture of him with the beard, right?

setsneedtofeed OP ,
@setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world avatar

Ceci n’est pas une pipe

UxyIVrljPeRl , in Post a prompt, have an art from this insane russian

Chicken Wings!

andrew_bidlaw OP ,
@andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works avatar

You are insufferable, Ginger. Next thing you’d say is that tendies are made out of chicken too!

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/8fe48bfb-d393-4a6f-ae97-e50bc9ee281d.jpeg

Initially I thought about a chick being a WW2 pilot, an avian with metal wings making those doubting her amphibians, but chics from the Chicken Run movie arguing about enjoying food from KFC topped that without any challenge.

UxyIVrljPeRl ,

Well chickens eat egg shells

andrew_bidlaw OP ,
@andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works avatar

Didn’t know that. But since birth is that stressful and demanding, it makes sense to avoid any waste and bring it back into the system. Yet, imagining a woman snatching that umbical cord like it’s bacon is… uhm… something. Sometimes double standards are okay.

UxyIVrljPeRl ,

In Peru Chicken lay blue eggs. Thats also a double standard Im okay with.

PhlubbaDubba , in I have solved this great mystery. The answer is: no.

Did these people forget the tomb of Napoleon exists or something?

CorruptedArk , in Thanks internet!

This political compass meme is wrong

Auth right would never

Evil_Shrubbery , in "Hey Google, Turn my balls off"

They just want your money, super glue works just as good and it’s cheaper, non-invasive.

Evil_Shrubbery , in "Hey Google, Turn my balls off"

We all know pee is stored in the balls.

So this is just a piss switch.
(Which would actually be a real issue solver for folk with incontinence issues.)

watersnipje ,

That exists. My great-aunt had one of these for her incontinence problems.

Evil_Shrubbery ,

Oh, for real, not just catheters with a valve either, proper internal semi-permanent valves/switches with magnets, some even gravity operated.

Thx for TILing me.

ATDA , in Ayo wtf my muhfuggin BATH suppose to taste like

Sounds like a bath that would go with fava beans and a nice Chianti …

MystikIncarnate , in "Hey Google, Turn my balls off"

If this was controlled by your Google home, it would need a battery, which would need to be recharged. Imagine saying “hey Google, turn my balls off” and getting “I can’t reach that device” because you forgot to recharge your ball switch last night…

We’re living in the future

bdonvr , in Awww, he's so cuuuuttteeee!!

FOSS software on hardware you own or nothing when it comes to these kinds of things.

PenisWenisGenius ,

Exactly this. I’ll have all open source everything or I’m not using it. And I’m perfectly happy with everything in my home being dumb and manual like it’s 1990.

Lucidlethargy ,

Some solutions don’t have FOSS counterparts, such as Arlo’s that are driven by batteries. Arlo doesn’t give footage to police, though.

hperrin , in I have solved this great mystery. The answer is: no.

Imagine seeing the Lincoln Memorial and thinking, “so Lincoln was actually 25 feet tall! Wow!”

tiredofsametab , in "Hey Google, Turn my balls off"

click

Before continuing, please accept the following terms and conditions.... [35 pages of legalese ensue]

SturgiesYrFase ,
@SturgiesYrFase@lemmy.ml avatar

Followed by 15mins of unsinkable ads

Daxter101 ,

uBlock Origin -Iceberg edition-

Wes4Humanity ,

“you’re subscription will expire in 3 days. Renew now to avoid testicular incineration.”

Tangent5280 , in I'm apparently getting old...

I thought this was an anti-meme, didnt realise it was about the brush itself getting old.

over_clox OP ,

Indeed, this really is my old hairbrush. Initially I never would have expected the bristles to fade like that, but it still works just fine, minus a few missing bristles.

But it looks like a gray haired old man now…

It’s almost a buyitforlife sorta post, but it’s showing it’s age, just like me.

kakito69 ,

The brush is not getting old. It’s getting mold

over_clox OP ,

LOL! No not quite though, but it is starting to signs of dryrot on the handle.

Hey, if it ain’t broke…

Sam_Bass , in I'm apparently getting old...

And the stuff in the sink after a shave looks more like sand

over_clox OP ,

You spelled Spanish Moss wrong.

nicknonya , in "Hey Google, Turn my balls off"
@nicknonya@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

i like how each tube has an individual switch. for when you only want some cum

finley ,

That’s not where cum comes from. Your testes only produce spermatozoa

Nommer ,

No that’s where the pee is stored.

Sidyctism2 ,

Its so you can decide if its gonna be a boy or a girl

Daxter101 ,

The breeding kink option

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