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Aggravationstation , in sure you can have latkes :)

Do movie theatres actually open on Christmas Day in the US? If so that’s crazy to me.

rand_alpha19 ,

They're open on Boxing Day, as stated in the post. It's only usually businesses run by people that don't celebrate Christmas that are open (like Chinese restaurants, and that one gas station run by a Pakistani family in my old rural town that saved my hide in 2012 by being open after I forgot to get gas on Christmas Eve).

Soulfulginger ,

Most movie theaters are open Christmas Day in the US as well, not just boxing day. I’ve been to quite a few movies on the 25th. Tons of major films are released Christmas Day because it’s such a high grossing day in the industry

rand_alpha19 ,

Hm, I guess I have seen that, but never considered that it could be a high-grossing day. My wife's family would burn us in effigy if we tried to suggest leaving the house during the day so I've never really thought of it much.

If we don't come to Christmas it's as though we've killed the very concept of happiness. We'd never hear the end of it if they found out we went to a movie instead.

flicker ,

I worked in a movie theater as a kid, and Christmas Day was the highest grossing day of the year. Families came in all wearing coordinated Christmas outfits, saying all sad, “Aw I hope you get to spend time with your family today.”

MuteDog , in We here at lemmy love the antichrist

Wait, how do I get the $400 per month health insurance?

BrokenGlepnir , in Reject reality

“She needs him, that’s why she’ll be back again” is much better than “she feeds him”

PM_ME_WRISTS_GIRL , in Reject reality

_I’m an alien I’m a Lithuanian I’m an Englishman in New York _

johannesvanderwhales ,

I tried this to the tune of I’m a Bitch, I’m a Lover and got confused.

FreshLight , in We here at lemmy love the antichrist

In case anyone is interested in reading the text on the right:

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/f496bc8a-147e-4898-93f9-96e5fa3cd4f5.webp

MissingInteger , in Reject reality

There’s a bathroom on the right 🎶

Octopus1348 , in Get in the Hilux
@Octopus1348@lemy.lol avatar
Jarlsburg , in Dad?

I remember getting a legendary bat that did more damage the more drugs you were in withdrawal from and I renamed it “step dad”.

boatsnhos931 ,

That is epic, I must find!! But I leveled up and don’t get addicted anymore lol 😞

PM_ME_WRISTS_GIRL , in Reject reality

And if I catch it coming back my way I’m gonna smurf it to you 🎶

The25002 , in EVIL GUY

Old lady comes up and says “Hero, can you help rescue my cat from that tree?”

I’ll do it, and I’ll do it for free!

I’ll do it, but you better pay me.

If you don’t get out of my way right now I’m going to shotgun you in the face.

Gullible ,

Same but you’re role playing as The Mountain that rides:

you sure you want to read this?You sick animal, how dare you attempt to read gilf rape smut? Think about what you’ve done.

Sidhean ,

Are you okay? Wrong community, maybe?

Gullible ,

I’m perfectly fine. The people who knowingly attempted to read a fanfic about violating an elderly woman and grew upset at its withholding, on the other hand…

Sidhean ,

“Knowingly” my partner in Christ I thought you were having a stroke. Fucking rape man? What the fuck is wrong with you.

Gullible ,

Lemmy’s literacy level: below high school. Jesus fucking Christ.

FlihpFlorp ,

Yeah that kinda came out of nowhere so either trolling or… I don’t know what else

Zip2 , in Reject reality

Excuse me while I kiss this guy. 🎶

LiveLM ,

Wow I have fully embodied the meme after reading this

Absolute_Axoltl ,

Now that just reminds me of a blast from the past.

Holy shit it still exists! I remember looking on this website around 2001/2. Fuck that really makes me feel old.

halvar , (edited ) in Reject reality

“I’ve met a man with too many faces” sounds like three times cooler than “I’m not a man of too many faces”.

TheDannysaur , in Reject reality

I heard “carved my name into his legacy” instead of “leather seats” in Before He Cheats.

Liked the idea that the truck was this bozos legacy. Considering the line prior is “I dug my key into the side of his pretty little souped up four wheel drive” - I thought she keyed her name into the side and that sounded awesome.

kazren ,

Yeah! That was so metal! It also made me think she keyed her name into the side of the truck, which would be much more visible.

BleatingZombie , in Reject reality

“Blitzkrieg Bop” always sounded to me like “let’s get fucked” for some reason

Sylvartas ,

So that’s the real lyrics. Never looked them up but it definitely sounded like “let’s get fucked” to me too

NikkiDimes , in Reject reality

The fact that it’s lyrical gangster and not leprechaun gangster makes me sad to this day.

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