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jesusrp98 , in Hips lied
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Shes the real one waka waka eh eh

Klear ,

Wish I could speak spanish…

MissJinx ,
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idk man, AI is crazy nowdays

sharkfucker420 , (edited ) in I'm sorry, Grandpa
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You ancestors also had social anxiety nerd. Like yeah maybe great great great grandpappy went through wars and famines but he still stuttered in front of your great great great grandma and laid awake at night thinking about it.

nifty , in Do you like cats resting on your car?
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One of these is not like the other

The car in the fourth panel is white

tpihkal ,

Might just be the lighting.

Excrubulent ,
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We’ll be having none of that, thank you.

SturgiesYrFase ,
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Looks more of a silver than a white tbh…

Excrubulent ,
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Look, it’s just bad ligh–

No! Noooo. You almost got me.

SturgiesYrFase ,
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MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!

lowleveldata ,

Good eye

VelociCatTurd , in And the most popular man in the whole Fediverse is...

This has the same vibe as MySpace Tom being everyone’s first friend.

RIP_Cheems , in They did it for science
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A literal excerpt from re4 remake: Date: April 13 I shared the news of my achievement with that pretentious bastard colleague of mine. His face went white! Then, he started scribbling something in his notebook. I thought he’d be impressed, but instead, he actually had the nerve to warn me of the so-called dangers.

He’s a fool. I have everything under control.

Date:

The subject went wild and escaped from its cryogenic tank.

I was the real fool.

dalekcaan ,
RIP_Cheems ,
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I love how he walks out of the machine with full sentience and reveals the truth like that.

eager_eagle ,
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oh he reveals more than the truth

doingthestuff , in The Golden Rule: He who has the gold makes the rules.

He’s unquestionably a rapist, but he is not a convicted rapist.

db2 ,

Yet.

Cruxifux ,

Nope, just of sexual abuse. Which is, like…. Come on New York what’s the fucking difference here? Especially when you hear the story of what happened. I don’t understand how they talked the court down from rape to sexual abuse.

abbadon420 ,

Money and power

Aggravationstation ,

I don’t understand how they talked the court down from rape to sexual abuse.

Money

nomous ,

My understanding is that she wasn’t able to say with 100% certainty that he put his penis inside her; that it could have been his finger.

Which I’m sure is something his lawyers push but is still a pretty sick burn to have on-record, and actually lines up with what his other victims say.

Daft_ish , (edited )

Semantics. Some might classify the sexual assault he preformed as rape.

Natanael ,

No, it’s because the finding was made in civil court, not criminal court, therefore not convicted.

Daft_ish ,

Huh? You can be convicted in civil court…

gingernate ,

A conviction leads to sentencing (normally) in a criminal matter. A cival court is settling a cival matter, not a criminal one. Criminal courts convict you of a crime and sentence you to some kind of punishment. Cival courts can make you pay a fine, but not convict you of a crime.

Daft_ish , (edited )

Again, another argument of semantics.

Would change nothing for me, maybe for yourself, to say Donald Trump was found liable of sexual assault by a judge and jury in the court of law.

Edit:

You keep obfuscating, though.

gingernate ,

Sure, he’s a rapist. But not a convicted rapist. That’s all that’s being said

Schadrach , (edited )

That would be a more accurate statement, yes.

But there’s more to it than just semantics. There’s also the level of certainty - civil trials have a dramatically lower standard of evidence than criminal trials.

So when you say he’s been convicted of rape, you’re saying that 12 people were convinced beyond a reasonable doubt that he committed rape. But that’s not the case - instead a judge was convinced it was at least slightly more likely than not that he committed rape. That’s a very different standard.

EdibleFriend , in Anime pfps rise up
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If I had one wish I would make anime go away. Not because I don’t like it…I just REALLY want to see how that plays out.

DarkDiamondK ,
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Damn, this villain arc sounds pretty good

EdibleFriend ,
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Next I go after the tendies

Jimbo ,
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Now that is a step too FAR

ImplyingImplications ,

Seems like it would make a great anime.

An Otaku Who Woke Up In A World Where Anime Got Deleted Forever

EdibleFriend ,
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The feedback loop you just created hurts my head.

xavier666 ,

“How I Got An Overpowered Ability And Removed Anime : Final Season Part II”

aeronmelon ,

“Some men just want to watch the world burn.”

starman2112 ,
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Have you seen what Japan was like before they had anime? No fucking thanks let them have their cartoons

CorneliusTalmadge , in Sounds like a fart
joyjoy ,

And this one is for shooting down police helicopters.

samus12345 ,
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I approve.

w2tpmf ,

Oh I don’t need that one …yet.

DrBob , in Expertise
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Three years for a PhD? Must be a Brit or combined degree. Average is almost six at the moment.

Track_Shovel OP ,
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They are 5-6 in my neck of the woods. You can go straight to a PhD from a bachelor’s though

DrBob ,
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There is some field dependency - mathematics is notoriously fast. The other one I talk about below is the PhD portion of an MD/PhD. In some fields (mine included) there’s 2 years of coursework plus lab research so it was heavily results driven.

tygerprints ,

I dunno how, but my brother got his PhD in three years and was a doctor by the age of 21. Yes he was pretty smart to begin with, but he really did it in record time. I don't think it would be the same today, I think requirements have changed a lot since then.

SoleInvictus ,
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I’m a microbiologist in the US, it’s at least eight years for us.

TokenBoomer ,

You did the meme and got upvotes? We’re doomed.

skeletorfw ,

Even as a Brit that’d be fast. Here you’re funded for 3.5y with 6mo unfunded “writing up time”.

PhlubbaDubba , in Reddit moment

Also the sheer level of sadism that comes out in a relationships story about infidelity

Everything short of admitting to fantasizing about murdering the cheater gets you called a doormat these days, and victims of very concerted deception efforts get called idiots for being deceived.

GBU_28 ,

Jerry’s line always cracks me up

“If you ever cheat on me with him I’ll blow my brains out all over your beautiful bodies”

DragonTypeWyvern ,

Don’t take creative writing subs seriously my friend

rickyrigatoni ,

which is pretty much every sub for the past 20 years so don’t take anything on reddit seriously

saltesc ,

I remember an Ask Reddit for people that cheated. Most of them were in an abusive or manipulative relationship of some kind, yet most still felt guilty for acting out. Some chose to cheat and be caught because everything else they tried to get away hadn’t worked—obviiusly even that didn’t work in some cases.

PhlubbaDubba ,

Yeah but those aren’t usually the people who get the reddit stories specifically about them,

Honestly I think that explains the phenomenon, it’s a reporter effect, everyone lashes out so hard at cheaters because the ones they hear about aren’t deliberately trying to escape a toxic relationship, they’re selfish and narcissistic or lead into that mindset enough to destroy someone else’s life over it.

Honestly I just think it’s a sign that we need more supporting resources available to people, like state run shelters and stuff, because not being able to find security if they leave is what traps so many people in abusive relationships to begin with.

TwoBeeSan , in Sorry for blaming you, Brutus.

… and only one was fatal

… and they didn’t think about anything of the consequences afterwards

… and they didn’t even kill Marc Antony

… and infinity

li10 ,

Only one needed to be fatal tbf

The rest was just for aesthetics, send a message kinda shit ✊

aliceblossom , in RE: important matters of the day

Jenius

prettydarknwild , in The Anti-Semetism is just incredible
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I think is way more antisemitic to try to relate the jewish people with that genocide

phoenixz ,

I don’t think anyone relates the Jewish people to that genocide, they relate the state of Israel to that genocide, because it does.

Kase ,

My understanding is that the person who originally called criticism of the Israel gov ‘antisemitism’ is the one equating Jewish people with the state of Israel

fushuan ,

That’s the point they are making actually, that Jewish people that call for antisemitism in those cases like the Australian Jewish organization and tons of Israel supporters, by saying that being against genocide is antisemitic, they are saying that genocide is semitic, which is a very dangerous statement.

In my opinion, those that make such ludicrous statement are the antisemitic ones, for calling the Jewish religious group genocidal.

Aceticon ,

Clearly the Australian Jewish Association is relating Jewish people to genocide, otherwise they would not have called that statement by a shopkeeper in New Zeeland anti-semitic but would instead have said it to be anti-Israel.

They’re directly saying that being against this Genocide is being against Jews, which is most definitelly “relating Jewish people to that Genocide”

TruthAintEasy , in Why not throw a granade in there as well...
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Gun scare people. Scared people with guns fire more bullets. More gunfire scares more people, causing them to buy guns for protection. Now those additional scared people with guns use them, bringing that same fear they feel to more of their neighbours, who respond by buying guns to protect themselves...

If you really want an armed populace just make it mandatory for all citizens to complete 1 year of military service, with the people retaining their service arms at home. This way everyone is trained the same way and follows the same standards with their weapons. This takes the 'cool' factor out of owning guns, takes the identity politics out of it, and the criminals will now know that they likely cannot gain the advantage in fire power just by getting a high capacity magazine.

It would also calm the cops down, because the year of manditory service will weed out all the crazies that cant handle the responsibility of gun ownership, and since everyone went to the same program you have an automatic national database of who isnt fit for ownership. Give mental health proffessionals the ability to flag on the database when an idividual is having issues so their weapons can be TEMPORARILY removed untill their mental health is restored.

The 2a guys will also lose their main talking point: government is the one giving them the gun now, they would look stupid REEEing about 'gubberment wants muh guns!!'

It seems like the USA will never say no to guns, so why not go full ham instead of just letting every state make up its own rules as it goes along? The current system has some very obvious flaws. Freedom should not be free, it should require responsibiliy, the proof is in the never ending american gun tragedy.

Edit: accidentally tripple posted, still learning the UI... deleted the two duplicates, and fixed some bad grammar

Valmond ,

Are there no mandatory service in the USA?

iknowitwheniseeit ,

No. Men between 18 and 25 have to register with the government, but that’s it:

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Selective_Service_System

Daxtron2 ,

On top of criminal punishments for not registering, you also won’t receive any federal assistance for college, employment, loans, etc.

BluJay320 ,
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You lost me at mandatory service. No way in hell I’m contributing to the industrial war machine

TruthAintEasy ,
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Fair enough, there are no perfect solutions

De_Narm , in Weekend with no plans

Wait, do people eats less than at least one frozen pizza per meal? Like, I don’t get them often, but I need two to feel full.

(I always get shit for writing about portion sizes, I’m only 70kg)

ninjan ,

Some just eat a lot. I do sometimes, not frozen pizza but other stuff, but then I also regularly skip both breakfast and lunch or dinner without really thinking about it so on the whole I don’t think I eat more than others. I’m around 60 KG. The one that makes people look is when I pack away 30 pieces of sushi while they ordered 10 pieces and are somehow satisfied. That or how I can kill a full bag of potato chips (300 g) in one sitting, a cool 1500 kcal of crispy goodness.

xpinchx OP ,

My weakness is Oreos.

Infynis , (edited )
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I think that’s just you. I weigh like 40kg more than you, and I usually eat 3/8 pieces when I make a frozen pizza

De_Narm ,

I’m honestly curious, do you snack a lot or something? Where do your calories come from?

I looked up a few frozen pizzas you can get in my area and they are around 800-900 kcal. Assuming you eat 3/8 per meal, that’s 9/8 a day, or up to about 1000 kcal. On the basis that you average a similar amount of calories per meal and consume the usual three meals.

The average man needs between 2000 and 3000 kcal. Woman start at 1600.

Since I gun for at least 2800 kcal and my average breakfast is about 600 kcal, my other meals need to be ~1200 kcal (1.3-1.5 pizzas). I never eat outside of meals except for maybe once over the weekend.

Infynis ,
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It’s a little more than the recommended serving size on the pizzas I get. And I do usually add some extra toppings and cheese to make it better. I work from home, and don’t have any particularly active hobbies, especially in the winter, so it’s definitely enough for me for one meal. And my stomach is definitely full. I can only eat a fourth piece of im really starving

ThirdWorldOrder ,

What’s up with all these fractions. Let’s calm down

narc0tic_bird ,

You just have to add enough cheese

tetris11 ,
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Im about your weight, but a whole pizza is usually enough. More than enough if I wash it down with coke

Wanderer , (edited )

This could be an American thing.

I’m a big eater and sometimes feel like I could eat two cheap frozen pizzas.

When I went to America think I finished one meal and that’s because I was hungover, haven’t eaten all day and starving.

Their meal sizes are fucking insane.

The meal I ate was in waffle house. It’s this danky looking chain restaurant, it has this sad looking yellow and brown colours, all the furniture is plastic and tacky, they have basic coffee and pretty oily food that is super basic, waffles, eggs toast then you got to put a load of butter and sugar on top. As it’s open all the time and cheap it is full of people at all hours and a frequent stop for drunk college kids.

Anyway turns out it is amazing! Everyone should go.

Here are two chefs talking about how great it is.

youtu.be/qEpXeTDwbk8?si=jV0Pd5hM-hNotrsx

blujan ,

The post doesn’t specify pizza size, you could be thinking of smaller pizzas than the post.

RogueBanana ,

Not frozen pizza but if I am ordering any, I usually go for 1 normal or 2 very tiny ones for different flavours. Idk if its the bread or I am just too Asian but any fast food like pizza or burger fills me easily unlike a proper meal.

chatokun ,

Are you still growing (teenager) or are very active or both? Calorie needs vary based on stuff like that, so if you’re discussing with people above 25 who are only mildly active they wouldn’t be able to burn away those calories as easily. Our base metabolic rate slows down too.

De_Narm ,

I’m around 30, actually. I used to be quite active, yes, but I’ve been sitting on an injury for almost a year now and even lost weight in that time eating the same amount (I still track every meal, so’ll still be in the habit once I’m fully healed).

Otherwise I’m healthy, even got checked for stuff like thyroid problems.

JasonDJ ,

Are we talking frozen “pizza for one”, or like 16” frozen pies?

the_grass_trainer ,

What’s the difference?

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