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Death_Equity ,

Load it with .45-70(hardcast, thunderhead, or brass CFA) and .410(dragon’s breath, flechette, or bolo), you will solve the problem one way or the other.

Death_Equity ,

You see why I said dragon’s breath, flechette, or bolo.

Death_Equity ,

If you read the instructions, that is for body hair and not your lady junk and starfish. You are also suppose to test the hair melting cream out on a small spot to make sure you don’t have an abnormal reaction. There is a nair for sensitive areas. You will have to wait it out.

The burning will stop, but things may get pretty gnarly looking and you will want to apply a moisturizing lotion to help with dry skin or scabs. You may want to seek medical care if it is like road rash bad or doesn’t calm the fuck down.

Death_Equity ,

Instructions unclear, now have yeast infection.

Death_Equity ,

I have been bit by a conure more times than I can count, I have been bit and constricted by a python once. Getting bit by an actual parrot is a big reason why I haven’t gotten into larger birds.

I would rather be bit by the Amazonian Hitler pigeon. Python teeth are like Velcro for skin and it is horrible.

Death_Equity ,

I don’t remember the exact circumstances, I think I was going to give her a quick bath before a flight(mistake). I was holding her when she bit the meat of my thumb and coiled around my hand and wrist. All 5 feet of her was coiled with her head in the middle of the ball. Water did nothing. I had to wait about a half hour before she got bored, she then peeled her mouth off. I later found out that rubbing alcohol gets them to fuck off immediately, but that was the first and last time she bit me.

Death_Equity ,

When they are shedding, it helps, especially as they get older.

Death_Equity ,

If you had a conure, it makes sense.

Death_Equity ,

Kill a half hour working out and/or go for a jog. You don’t even need weight, just do bodyweight.

Take up hiking, it is nearly free, you get sun and exercise. You can even take a trash bag with you and clean up litter.

Find someone to stalk and murder.

Fishing is a great and cheap waste of time and you get sun.

Find an unsolved mystery in your area and work on solving it.

Start collecting pinecones, cool rocks, or used syringes.

Birdwatching can obliterate free-time and you might meet some widowed GILF to be your sugar momma.

Go places and give them Google or yelp reviews, be derrainged in your writing style like Hunter S Thompson with a head injury.

Take up meditation and have a false sense of superiority because you practice socially acceptable rotting with a calming mentally healthy spiritual guise.

Yoga is a thing, I’m sure you can make yoga pants look great.

Taxidermy roadkill armies don’t assemble themselves, you can even find a tabletop game event to unlease your army upon and meet new people. Worst case you learn about the criminal justice system and that will kill even more time.

Befriend a murder of crows and receive their gifts.

Death_Equity ,

Valedictorian is a way, but plenty of valedictorians aren’t the smartest kid, just the smart one who had the motivation to become one.

Can’t even use SAT or ACT score to pick, because the smartest kid may not have cared enough to bother or try to do as well as they could.

Death_Equity ,

Human: I love this apple, I will plant its seeds so I can grow more myself.

Apple tree: Crabapples crabappley

Death_Equity ,

Gweeeep will go down on you to completion, fuck your brains out, and make you breakfast the next morning. Gweeeep doesn’t wait 3 days because Gweeeep doesn’t play games. You want to be better for Gweeeep because Gweeeep is better than you deserve.

Not into Gweeeep? Gweeeep will still help you move and be there for you when you need Gweeeep to listen. Gweeeep is not your best friend, Gweeeep is the best friend.

Love Gweeeep or fight me nerd.

Death_Equity ,

All you need for bumpfire to happen is hold the gun in such a manner that the recoil pushes the gun away from your finger and you pulling forward causes your finger to hit the trigger.

People use beltloops as a way to keep your finger stationary. There are plenty of YouTube videos on how to do a bumpfire.

Death_Equity ,

You know those machines that dispense stickers for quarters?

Death_Equity ,

It is USD, but you are in Vietnam.

Death_Equity ,

It is a good thing that the viking bloodlines chilled out, but man if they hadn’t and Russia stepped over the border it would made for some pretty crazy stuff to see.

Death_Equity ,

I miss SeaWorld sometimes too, but it was never meant to be.

Death_Equity ,

I have a road atlas in my car. Other than that, I will print out trail maps when backpacking.

Death_Equity ,

I assumed it wasn’t the comedian, but bought that he might be angry enough at Windows to make it happen.

Death_Equity ,

I’m just waiting for it to oroboros and implode.

Death_Equity ,

The rear has no headroom, so that is going to suck even worse to be put in the back of if you are like 6ft.

They will probably give them to the officers that don’t do traffic enforcement because they would be terrible at anything other than presence. Literally every other model Tesla would be better at being a cop car.

Death_Equity ,

Don’t do BJJ ancient Greek style, got it.

Death_Equity ,

It should be revoked upon conviction in the same filing. It isn’t, which creates a delay and that is a problem. They shouldn’t be pursuing it, it should already be revoked and a sheriff or state police should have taken it from him after conviction.

I don’t necessarily agree with revoking rights for non-violent felonies without exigent circumstances, but he would fit my exemption.

Death_Equity ,

Don’t demonic possession shame people. They are vessels and can’t choose the nature of the spirit that has taken their mortal form.

Death_Equity ,

Good thing he stopped using it a few weeks ago.

Death_Equity ,

Terrifying and I would be surprised if they didn’t go dark side, all that primal rage does not a Jedi make.

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    Death_Equity ,

    Remember voting records when you consider voting for an incumbent.

    fathermcgruder , to nostupidquestions
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    Is "resting confused face" a thing?

    @nostupidquestions

    Death_Equity ,

    You ever see an old person with their mouth open, as if to silently scream with their mind unable to comprehend a fraction of their existence?

    Death_Equity ,

    With a face like yours, I am more curious if you have a painting in your attic getting younger.

    Death_Equity ,

    So you are an anti-semetic narcissist with daddy issues that is in love with a hooker and your 12 bros all fondly remember the time a few Italian soldiers nailed you on a mountain, got it.

    Death_Equity ,

    A downward spiral, how I gained a new perspective on repeating cycles.

    Death_Equity ,

    IR is heat, so headlights produce a a lot of IR. Laser headlights emit less IR with the visible light, but radiate heat.

    Death_Equity ,

    You asked if headlights emit IR because you didn’t think they do, they emit IR.

    Death_Equity ,

    Open it and reroute the supply, as a prank bro.

    Death_Equity ,

    Drinks water from gallon jugs because the faucet spews well water from limestone near an oil refinery

    I know people who can’t tell the difference between the well and spring water, they are not my homies.

    Death_Equity ,

    My balls are full, despite my best efforts.

    Death_Equity ,

    Taste like adolescence in the 90s.

    Death_Equity ,

    Turn off the valve, service call them to bankruptcy.

    Death_Equity ,

    Guy pal

    Death_Equity ,

    Maybe it is the ease with Dex mode compared to other phones that don’t have a native desktop mode?

    Death_Equity ,

    Eggs are a typical foraging food. Our ancestors likely grabbed any eggs they could find when they could find them. Eventually we started farming in SE Asia and the ancestors of the chicken hung out near the plentiful feedstock of rice fields and made their nests nearby. Over time they got used to humans and we kept taking their eggs, as we had done when we found their eggs in the wild. Around 3,000 years ago we had the chicken, an easy to care for food pooping source of meat that we had bred to poop food regardless of time of year. The bird later spread all over the planet.

    Fastfoward to more recent times and we have selectively bred and drugged up a bird that reliably poops food every day and can yield the maximum amount of meat possible.

    Death_Equity ,

    If there was 100% adoption of self-driving vehicles with a inter-vehicle communication network, there is no reason why the left lane couldn’t go 100+ mph. There still would be lower speeds outside of the highway, but they could be substantially higher than today on most major roads.

    Human drivers are why speed limits exist. People follow too close, people are impatient, people are aggressive, people are risky, people don’t know what the vehicles in front of them are going to do, people don’t use turn signals, people hit the brakes and cut across multiple lanes of traffic because they weren’t paying attention or missed their exit, etc.

    Networked autonomous cars can communicate and collaborate, allowing for faster and safer travel. The left lane could have no speed limit because every car using it, leaving it, or entering it are all in agreement on what needs to be done and what to do and when to do it. Cars on major roads would slow down so another car can turn without causing the cars behind it to stop. Oncoming cars could slow to allow for an opening that a turning car can use instead of waiting for an opening in irregular traffic, or taking a risky turn that causes an accident.

    Getting to that system will require laws against manual driving and mandating that all new vehicles have full autonomous driving. I hope I am dead before that happens because that future sounds awful to me.

    Death_Equity ,

    If Nazis touch our boats, we will get involved. We really don’t like it when someone touches our boats.

    Death_Equity ,

    You get a job as an oil tech sweeping floors and if you aren’t an idiot, you will learn on the job and study. Eventually you take the ASE certification tests and are then a mechanic. If you are looking to get into a performance shop, this is the best route to go because you will learn specialty knowledge and can eventually be paid well, but those jobs are hard to get and you have to really make an effort and put up with a lot of shit to get to a great place in your career.

    You can do college courses to get a degree and then pass ASE certs. You can then get a job in a shop and will have to prove you aren’t just someone who can pass a test before you are actually a mechanic.

    There are trade schools, which you can get scholarships for or be sponsored to go to. The sponsorships usually come from working in a dealer shop, some sponsorships are for secondary trade schooling(like diesel tech) and they pay for the secondary schooling and will give you a job for a certain number of years after under contract. I know a few people who had Ford pay for their diesel program, one is doing really well for himself and the other failed out because of a girl and was on the hook for thousands to pay back Ford.

    If you want to make great money, you will have to work for 5+ years in an Audi dealer and then can try to work for an exotic car dealership. You can work for an exotic dealer with experience from a brand like Toyota with a degree or the right trade school, but you are less likely to get the job.

    Death_Equity , (edited )

    I think you are talking about wilderness backpacking, as opposed to regular backpacking.

    Backpacking means you are generally on trails and bringing everything you need, including food. You don’t need survival skills to backpack, but some basic ability to navigate with a map and compass is really good to know.

    Wilderness backpacking is like regular backpacking but is more survivalist and you generally don’t use established trails. This is more hardcore and can include having to get food while you are in the wilderness by fishing or hunting.

    Start off hiking.

    Gear is a big topic of debate. Understand whatever you buy will probably not be what you will need and you will probably replace or upgrade gear a lot as you find out. I don’t think anything I have in my pack now was with me for my first trip.

    Bivy vs tent vs hammock comes down to what suits you and the environment you are going to, can’t hang a hammock if there aren’t enough trees.

    Alcohol stove vs fuel stove vs cooking over fire all depends on your convenience desire and if there are fire restrictions. Hell, you can even go no-cook meals if you are indifferent to the comfort a hot meal on a cold day can bring.

    Passive vs manual water filtration is a matter of personal preference. Water purification tabs are light as fuck, but the taste is not pleasant. If you have a good filtration system the source of the water need only be unpolluted, like a lake or stream. You can boil water, but that isn’t a perfect system and there is still a lot of junk and flavors that you probably don’t want. Pump filters are faster, but gravity filters require less energy and you can use them while on the move.

    Shoes should be hiking shoes or boots, ones with ankle support can be really nice in topography where you will be changing elevations a lot.

    Backpack should be an appropriately sized backpacking pack with a frame. You can go frameless if you are ultralight, but ultralight people are neurotic and derrainged. You want one that fits you and is big enough for the trip but not oversized.

    Food is pretty personal. You really could only take highly perishable foods like unpreserved meat for a day if you are in temps above safe storage temps. So don’t think you can take a steak for day 4 when it is 25C out. If it doesn’t need refrigeration or is a preserved product, you can choose what you want. Some people will eat nothing but trail mix, some people will take nothing but dehydrated camping food, what you take will be up to you. If you are looking to cook whatever you want, then overlanding type camping or car camping is what you should be looking at.

    Definitely understand that the temps that a sleeping bag are rated for are not accurate. Whatever the lowest temperature they say it is good for is almost barely survivable in reality. If A bag is rated for 7C, it probably is livable at 13C with layers on. Bags are case by case so you will have to try out a bag to know at what temperature you can comfortably sleep in them.

    You should start with reading forums and communities to see what other people are doing. There are checklists you can reference to wrap your head around everything you might need and then you can figure out what you want. Definitely start with an overnight trip to work some kinks out of your setup and then go for more days as you gain confidence in your setup.

    Death_Equity ,

    30kg is pretty heavy. 20kg is reasonable for a 5 night IMO.

    That being said, my pack is about 15kg for 5 nights with 10C nights and the luxury of a camp chair, 7kg dry. I don’t see the sanity available with 10kg wet, those people need help.

    Death_Equity ,

    Idk my artificial monoculture of non-native grasses kept immaculately trimmed and racially pure with toxic chemicals applied regularly makes me feel better than my neighbors’ artificial monoculture of non-native grasses kept immaculately trimmed and racially pure with toxic chemicals applied regularly.

    That is how my daddy did it and that is how his daddy did it and their generations haven’t set any cultural precedents that have been incredibly predictably devastating to life and the biosphere as far as I can tell in these recordbreakingly hot and insect free times. I mean sure, those other places are experiencing historic climate events, but that is just part of normal climate cycles that haven’t existed in millennia.

    Death_Equity ,

    Governing bodies regularly consist of bored narcissists who only act in their own self-interests.

    They wanted less mosquitoes and held a mock election to confirm their interests and did what they wanted even though the people disagreed because they knew better, as they were the ruling class elected to carry out the piblic good aa they understand it.

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