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ulterno , in Alignment Chart Shitpost
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https://lemmy.kde.social/pictrs/image/5e71932d-b2cd-4436-a563-f6f8debc3c70.png

This is me. Also that is a cupboard, not inside the bathroom.

Blackmist ,

There just wasn’t a good place in my bathroom to put a bog roll holder. It would have had to be by my shoulder which is awkward to grab. It lives on the windowsill now.

ulterno ,
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I use a faucet in the toilet.
The TP is just for cleaning edges and corners that are hard to mop/broom/wipe.

Or when I drop some egg innards.

FrostyCaribou , in Awww, he's so cuuuuttteeee!!

This is just describing the outcome of a warrant or subpoena (depending on the circumstance).

nebulaone , in O Yea
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mr krabs AAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Zrybew , in I have solved this great mystery. The answer is: no.

Just overcompensating

MasterNerd , in me_irl
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Gonna be real, I don’t get it

Pacattack57 ,

They tried to make a Reddit joke but forgot this wasn’t Reddit.

ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
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No, you misunderstand. This is a shitpost.

Pacattack57 ,

I didn’t misunderstand. This isn’t Reddit. Leave that me_irl shit on Reddit.

Obi ,
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Aren’t there a bunch of these here already? I know there’s definitely the German variant “ich_iel” they’re in my feed all the time.

ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
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Well, I never!

cmrn , in They only show up after midnight though

Oh god oh no they’re doing the dead hang wrong

peopleproblems , in O Yea

I didn’t here him say it, I heard these guys: youtu.be/6jJkdRaa04g?si=lf2zBlFBEMuUrb4Y

Armand1 ,

I came here to post the same thing.

The moon~

xenoclast , in Awww, he's so cuuuuttteeee!!

It’s the same picture

name_NULL111653 , in They only show up after midnight though

Skullcrushers have entered the chat

Thteven , in Ummm... What?
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These scammers are getting devious. I mean, who could pass up that opportunity?

samus12345 , in O Yea
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ramius345 , in Alignment Chart Shitpost

Lawful evil owns a cat.

doctordevice ,

Either I’m the luckiest person ever or this isn’t as universal as everyone always makes it out to be. My house was always a multi-cat household growing up and I’ve got one cat of my own now. In total I’ve lived with 8 cats and my parents have had another 3 come in since I moved out. We have always aligned the toilet paper over and not once that I’m aware of did our cats ever unroll it.

peopleproblems ,

Yeah same. I’ve had about 7 cats in my life so far (all long cozy lives from rescue kitten to old kittens). The first one tried it a little as a kitten then fell in the toilet and that fixed it. None of the others did

ramius345 ,

Ive had 2 as a child and 4 as an adult. Only one of them has a penchant for it. He will go for it every opportunity he gets. It is dependent on personality, but flipping the TP around is a deterrent. In the bathroom he has access to I keep it in a cabinet.

doctordevice ,

Yeah, all it takes is one cat who goes for it and you’d have to adjust. I just don’t believe it’s super common the way common wisdom on the internet suggests.

I also think the amount of other enrichment your cats get can deter this sort of “naughty” behavior. I see that as them trying to find something fun to do. If they have other outlets I would hypothesize they’d be less inclined towards this.

iopq , in Get in the Hilux

You see how that would be bad for the economy, right? Good for individual workers, but bad for consumers since there’s no longer a person doing some service, like I don’t know, medical care. I fell off the bike in Canada and spent 7 hours covered in blood before a nurse saw me and bandaged me up.

As an American I also had to pay $1000 USD for this (insurance will eventually refund this to me, hopefully)

Track_Shovel OP ,

I’m Canadian, and I dont mind our healthcare system one bit. You only had to pay because you were American.

It’s far from a perfect system, but at least I’m not riddled in medical debt, or have to financially plan to have my wife deliver a kid.

iopq ,

It’s not about paying, my insurance will get me back. It’s about the wait time in the emergency room. If you’re not dying they never see you until early in the morning

noxy , in Alignment Chart Shitpost
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Where does a washlet or a bidet enter into this?

ASeriesOfPoorChoices ,

Given that most people are commenting from their toilets, this is a weird fucking comic. Black619 is mostly right, but then there’s you and I with our… wetworks.

Me, I’m calling bumgun + normal tp = CG.

bidet would be… NG.

Japanese toilet with bidet, blow drier, LCARS, etc: that’s LG.

owenfromcanada , in O Yea
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Kool Aid man intensifies

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