I totally agree. corrolarily, I’m always thinking we should put the clouds under the rain, to use them as umbrellas, rather than over the rain because then the rain falls on us
Exactly, they’re sky sponges, we’ve mixed up where the rain and clouds go and now it’s some odd tradition to walk around in water when the clouds are right there, RIGHT there.
Because he uses butter as improvised lube and quite forcefully sodomises her, which is why I thought the cable port that looks like the arsehole on a dockyard cat, with an inset of Brando, was meaning, yep - buggered hard.
If we high five before I wash my hands, does that make our hands eskimo brothers? (I really am speedrunning how many times I can get comments removed for uh, bigotted?, language)
Jokes on him. Why the fuck would I tip a server 25 fucking percent. Nor am I tipping someone to pour me a coffee while getting paid a normal fucking wage. And I’m definitely not tipping someone who shows up days later to solve my problems and already robs me of a huge chunk of my salary.
Tipping in this country is fucking out of control.
Yes if you hold “shift” for 5 seconds, it will attempt to turn on sticky keys, which makes individual key strokes act like if you were holding them down. Individually pressing ctrl, alt, del with sticky keys is like pressing ctrl+alt+del
Correction because I’m annoying: it’s when you press shift 5 times in a row. It would be terrible if just holding it down for 5 seconds activated it, haha
Gee, I wonder why anybody might need an accessibility feature that enables key combinations to be executed one key at a time? I mean, it’s not like there’s anybody alive on Earth who’s missing fingers, or has to use a pointing implement, so I guess we’ll never know.
Windows has a lot of features to make computing easier for the profoundly disabled, you should check the Ease of Access Center to see if there’s one for you.
It makes it easier for people who struggle to enable it, and the able bodied can learn turn it off as well as the shortcut. It’s not for you or about you, you weren’t considered at all. Skill issue
Next time you’re stuffing fistfuls of delicious bacon into your mouth, you might want to consider sticking a piece or two of crispy goodness into your crotch, then up your butt for good measure.
Disclaimer: I’m not an expert. I invite you to correct me if you know better. Sources are at the end.
If you see taste receptors as chemosensors, then yes. We have those all over the place. In the lungs, brain, kidneys, the gastrointestinal system etc… Even in sperm. Although a lot of those are not well studied yet, it has been found that - depending on the cells and region - they can serve specific purposes, like metabolic regulation, or airway relaxation. Basically a way for you body to react to chemical signals. However, afaik they do not contribute to the taste sensation when you’re eating. (Except of those in your mouth, tongue and nose of course.) So you don’t need to go all Cartman style.
But(t), a lot of those findings have limited validity, e.g., because of investigations using cell cultures instead of in vivo studies, or because several animals have a different (or even completely lacking) set of those receptors than humans.
I just looked it up and while the original charges were dropped, there’s new allegations. So a court’s not found him guilty of anything but it doesn’t seem like he’s smelling of roses either.
I have a fix. Cut off the tip of one of your fingers and stick it up your ass. Now the WinRar-esque trial window will not show up anymore. Either that or switch to 7z (which is better anyways) but I know you mother fuckers follow bill gates to closely to ever even think of using a program that is free, open source, faster, and just over all better.
Way ahead of you! Did that 5 years ago! Still get a notification through my colon that my finger is out of date and needs to be updated now and then, but I just consider that a bonus 🤷
Had me in the first half there. But Bill Gates didn't write winrar and 7zip works just fine on windows, so I'm not sure what that whole rant was about.
Women belong in the kitchen. Men belong in the kitchen. Everyone belongs in the kitchen. You should know how to cook, it’s a human skill of crucial importance.
Make sure to thoroughly check your child’s candy this Halloween. There are a lot of sickos out there putting pure, uncut heroin in their candy and just pretending it’s laced with fentanyl.
My friend’s kid used to take ~1 shit a week. What happened is, he got constipated one time and had a very painful shit. Naturally, he didn’t like it, who would, but was too young to understand the situation was abnormal. So, logically, in order to avoid pain while shitty he decided to avoid shitting as long as possible, which resulted in painful shits because it’s a week’s worth coming out at once.
Ended up being self-fulfilling. This went on for at least several months if not longer than a year.
So, to answer how not to shit for 3 days; apparently willpower is enough.
While potty training, my daughter held her poop for over a week. We had to cave and let her use a diaper, because she was at risk of permanent injuries. Then suddenly one day she decided diapers were for babies and started pooping in the toilet.
I HAVE done a three-day zero-poo adventure many times at festivals. Usually I’d just eat those heavy bars and beef sticks. Then on the way back we’d stop at whatever place has the greasiest food, order an appetizer sampler, and just destroy the place’s toilets.
honestly i was like this for a while too, though i very much understood what was going on.
it just becomes a hard cycle to break because we’re so hard-wired to avoid unpleasantness.
in my case the solution was consuming as much fibre as i possibly can, it’s helped me tremendously with gut health in general. It basically just makes things behave conveniently and sensibly.
Woah, I did the same thing. My parents ended up taking me to several pediatric Psychologists to help figure out what the problem was, including some quack that tried to say I was acting out in subconscious anger because my Grandfather was a Freemason! Not, you know, the fact I didn’t realize that bowel movements aren’t supposed to be painful. I think I made it for two weeks once although I wasn’t keeping exact score. And yes, I did end up in the ER over it at least once that I can remember.
I developed the same weird irrational fear about it from a young age. I’d hold it as long as I could. Even once that embarrassed me enough to start trying to stop, I still wasn’t “regular”. I’d go, it would be painful, and then I wouldn’t have to go again for weeks on end. My mom kept tabs on the situation, took me to all kinds of doctors, tried all different laxatives and stool softeners, got a colonoscopy done, but the answer was always “I guess that’s just her body’s schedule”. Best lead we got was allergy testing that came back positive (mild) for pretty much everything; the worst being eggs, whey/milk, and gluten. Which wasn’t realistic to cut out on our budget but we reduced as much as we could.
Then my period kind of forced me out of it. So I have a couple big shits around my period that need to be cut with a knife and that’s that. My PCP still asks about it occasionally lol, says her kid had the same issue, but as far as she can tell I’m in perfect health so…
Aside from the mild embarrassment I get when the topic comes up for whatever reason, I can’t say it’s the worst thing to not have to go super frequently. And I guess I got pretty good control of my bowels from the whole ordeal 😅 Although in terms of people in my life knowing about it from here on, I’ll probably take the entire experience and my “schedule” to my grave.
It’s funny you talk about whey and dairy because this same friend also has two kids who had issues with the proteins in milk as a baby. Same symptoms, constipation. They had to get special formula to alleviate problems. Over time the kids grew out of it.
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