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Ensign_Crab , in Have fun with this one

Lucky Charms and pickles? I too remember Fark.

cley_faye , in Lets hit them with their own weapons

I have no experience in this, and I wasn’t there, but it sure does not looks like the kind of bleeding a bullet would do by grazing an ear. It’s probably nothing but it’s worth mentioning, you know. Just mentioning. Not implying anything.

paddirn , in Lets hit them with their own weapons

Voting is just another way for the government to track you. What do you think “Sleepy” Joe is gonna do to you after you vote for our Lord and Savior Donald J Trump on election day? Jack-booted thugs will be at your doorstep dragging your grandma out into the street, raping her, then shooting her right in front of you. They already tried to kill Trump once. Whatever you do, don’t go to the polls on Election day, that’s what They want. They already stole the election that way once before, they’ll do it again. Don’t vote, God will put Donald J Trump in the Whitehouse on Jan 6, 2025. Joe Biden will have a heart attack that day and Kamala Harris will be ruled unfit for office by the Supreme Court (look it up, it’s Article III · § 13 of the US Constitution, they have that ability). At that point, Donald J Trump will be called up by the House of Representatives and will assume the office of President.

Don’t vote, not now, not ever again.

whostosay ,

Please for the love of God advertise this on Facebook if you can afford to do so, we desperately need it. Put the punisher logo with Donald Trump’s stupid fuckin hair behind it. If not you, someone reading this please put this up as an advert in battleground states/counties if you can afford it. America needs this, we need this, I need this.

Steamymoomilk ,
Dufurson , in Hey isnt that the horse from Horsin’ around?
@Dufurson@sh.itjust.works avatar

Master Yoda approves

Speculater , in To bad we never did give electoral reform a try before The Fall
@Speculater@lemmy.world avatar

Too*

qjkxbmwvz ,

I always thought “so,” when used to roughly mean “thus,” should be spelled with one “o,” but when used to mean “very,” should use two. It would sort of be analogous to to/too.

And so I went to the park, but it was too hot and soo humid.

TheReturnOfPEB , in And wouldn't you know it, he's unavailable this weekend for my uncle's funeral.

Saxsquatch is a fav of mine

LodeMike , in Trump Airpods

Wasn’t it his right ear?

dan ,
@dan@upvote.au avatar

It was. The right ear would be at full charge because he’s only using the airpod for his ‘good’ ear (the left one).

PumpkinEscobar ,

MAWP - Archer

LodeMike ,

Ohhhhhhhh that’s smarter than what I thought it was - health of ears or something.

Tier1BuildABear ,
@Tier1BuildABear@lemmy.world avatar

I thought the battery got shot XD like he was wearing them when it happened

LodeMike ,

Yeah or that

AllNewTypeFace , in Hey isnt that the horse from Horsin’ around?
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Maurizio Cattelan, if I’m not mistaken

jrgn , in Choices and consequences gameplay

What game is this?

NorthWestWind ,
@NorthWestWind@lemmy.world avatar

Style looks very similar to Slay the Princess, but I don’t think it is

Steamymoomilk ,

Love that game, and slay the princess and scarlet hollow are both made by black tabby games.

monsterpiece42 ,

Same dev

Maggoty ,

Scarlet Hollow. OP should have dropped a comment.

ininewcrow , in And wouldn't you know it, he's unavailable this weekend for my uncle's funeral.
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

In this heat??? … no wonder the guy never answers his phone, he probably died of heat stroke after his third event.

Some family has a fur lined bag of organic matter, wrapped around a saxophone, stinking up the front yard in the summer sun.

FlyingSquid OP ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

I’ve been in such a costume in the Los Angeles summer. I used to work in the entertainment industry- the one that makes movies and TV shows, not the one that plays saxophones at birthday parties- but I won’t go into the details. Let’s say that it is not something that was ever worth watching.

You are correct, it’s brutal.

ininewcrow , in Hey isnt that the horse from Horsin’ around?
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

I should hang a moose on the wall like this

match , in Or meet and cheese
@match@pawb.social avatar

cheese board but the board is made of ciabatta

FooBarrington ,

You just cracked this thing wide open

AVengefulAxolotl ,

Olive ciabatta is sooo damn good

whereBeWaldo ,

I am a cheese board purist, can’t eat shit if the board isnt made out of cheese

jaybone ,

Don’t tell anyone about this secret sandwich technology.

son_named_bort ,

I stick with the wood. More fiber.

wizardbeard , in Betrayal

“She died in childbirth”

enraged train horn noises

Stamets OP ,
@Stamets@lemmy.world avatar

I was watching some Critical Role recaps and was in the middle of a deeply intense emotional moment. I had to turn away because I was welling up a bit and looked to the second monitor. A single lemmy message. I refresh. It’s this.

I cannot stop laughing at both the absurdity of the moment and the intense hilarity of that comment.

Bravo. Bra-fucking-vo.

mossy_ , in Or meet and cheese

Yay I love chartut… the uh sharcutery… the meat and cheese on a board

sulgoth ,

Adult lunchables

Damage ,

Tagliere salumi e formaggi

Noodle07 ,

Charcuterie, but it doesn’t include the cheese actually, it’s the name of the type of meat preps

mossy_ ,

to be honest, I had to fight autocorrect to misspell charcuterie for the joke

Akasazh , (edited )

sharcutery

Is that where the meat part of the board is just hakarl, fermented shark?

camr_on ,
@camr_on@lemmy.world avatar

Sharkcoochie board

jaybone ,

Shark cutery

Slovene ,

How do you feel about crew do tay?

collapse_already , in Or meet and cheese

Charcuterie- making Lunchables high brow food for adults.

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