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MeDuViNoX , in We here at lemmy love the antichrist
@MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works avatar
KomfortablesKissen ,

“Non GMO”

Cheradenine ,
Classy ,

TOXIC

LOTS OF BPA

BudgetBandit ,

I love how I opened it and my brain tickled. Then I closed it, opened it again and saw that this is AI generated.

I tell you, good pattern recognition is a blessing and a curse. Blessing because you see all of this immediately after some unconscious training, curse because you’re extremely susceptible to conspiracy theories…

Cheradenine ,

The branding is very well done on this one if you put in with the rest of the spices between the oregano and the bay leaf it wouldn’t look out of place.

Pattern recognition is spot on for this, it doesn’t throw immediate errors. Except for the different branding this looks the same.

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/df1fa9ad-c8e2-42d0-b708-1162afb89308.jpeg

kuberoot ,

Is it AI generated? I don’t know the brand and labels so maybe I’m missing something, but it just looks like a regular edit?

xenoclast ,

Wouldn’t they be invisible? When I think about the mircoplastics in my blood… I’m sure they’re pretty damn small… or I’d be dead

lone_faerie ,

I imagine it’s a bit like salt. On its own or in a liquid, it’s pretty invisible. But put enough of it in one place and you’ll be able to see it

Veedem , in mods finally doing the holy work ❤️
@Veedem@lemmy.world avatar

To each their own but it seems silly to remove a post because you don’t find it funny when it’s not something outright offensive.

fmstrat ,

Yea, I hope this also violated a rule.

roguetrick , (edited )

I don’t. The closer this place gets to FYAD idiot kings and people migrating to new communities if they don’t like a particular idiot king mod, the better. Modlogs should be funny.

Keep it up idiot king @alphanerd4

spujb OP ,

I also love that they say it’s “not very funny,” conceding it’s a little funny but still worth mod action anyway

RecluseRamble ,

It’s about South Park, so it may have been just a little offensive.

snooggums , in “Don’t worry honey, I got this”
@snooggums@midwest.social avatar

This is me if I don’t write down the list.

“It’s just 3 things!”

“I’m gonna write it down anyway.” - me

Forgets list at home.

JoShmoe ,

writes down list on phone. accidentally sends bitter rival a grocery list

Gullible ,

“I’m so sorry, that woman over there just purchased all of our rice.“ She barely manages to wave above the overstuffed cart.

Alright, can you point me toward the quinoa?”

“I’m so sorry, all we have left is barley.

gasp my gluten allergy.

Fetus ,

What was the third thing on the list? I’m invested in your rivalry now.

Gullible ,

There were many items on the list, none stocked. My ketogenic diet and filthy toilet phase had just begun.

TheGoldenGod ,
@TheGoldenGod@lemmy.world avatar

Exactly this. Most days I can’t even remember a simple list of 3 things at the grocery store… So I can’t fathom remembering even a portion of a debate speech.

UnderpantsWeevil ,
@UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world avatar

Rookie mistake. You always include “Grocery list” on your grocery list, so you don’t forget.

snooggums ,
@snooggums@midwest.social avatar

That’s a good idea, I’ĺl leave myself a note to remember!

IndiBrony , in Are they just typecasting him???
@IndiBrony@lemmy.world avatar
refurbishedrefurbisher ,

Perfect casting decision IMO

roguetrick ,

RIP Charlie Murphy.

ShitOnABrick ,
@ShitOnABrick@lemmy.world avatar

Boondocks my beloved.

FeelzGoodMan420 ,

Literally the best show ever made. I’ve seen every episode like 80 times, and it’s still hilarious every time.

AFC1886VCC ,

Uncle Ruckus pledging to beat and harass every black person with extreme prejudice is one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen.

FeelzGoodMan420 ,

Lol @ when he tries to do the exercism on Tom by forcing him to “learn to read.”

jaschen , in better part of valor

She might be pregnant. She could lose a baby if she fell.

erev ,
@erev@lemmy.world avatar

also he pregnant stomach may force her to be positioned further back or risk having him put a tremendous amount of pressure on her stomach. The former would move the center of gravity higher and back – neither of which are good for balance – and the latter might injure the baby or just be otherwise uncomfortable

lung , in I'm breakin' rocks in the hot sun
@lung@lemmy.world avatar

Steal an unloved kitten and give her a good home

bazus1 ,

I knew there were some unsavory-types here on Lemmy, but I didn’t know there were f’n monsters here. How do you sleep at night, you ghoul?

ScruffyDucky ,

Probably surrounded by kitties

Crashumbc ,

That now have good homes.

Neato ,
@Neato@ttrpg.network avatar

Any outdoor cats without tags that you can convince to live with you is legally yours.

Don’t let your cats outdoors, people. Free cats.

KazuyaDarklight , in Force of habit
@KazuyaDarklight@lemmy.world avatar

Just give them a bit, they’re lagging on the whole AI thing right now but they’ll catch up.

activ8r ,

They have that much information on us I’d be surprised if AI was even useful to them.

pkmkdz ,

Big data analysis is what machine learning does best though

SlopppyEngineer ,
Daxtron2 ,

Lagging? Not sure I’d agree with that. They’re leaning hard into Gemini.

abfarid ,
@abfarid@startrek.website avatar

Yes, but Gemini is pretty bad. The only thing it has going for it is the half-assed Google integration. Can read your emails, but not your calendar…
Well, I guess the large context window, too, but when the model itself is bad, it’s doesn’t matter much if it has massive context.

KazuyaDarklight ,
@KazuyaDarklight@lemmy.world avatar

But it kind of sucks compared to the competition, thus they are lagging.

tombruzzo , in Me to myself everyday.

Why is the image so clear but the text is dogshit unreadable?

konalt ,
@konalt@lemmy.world avatar

Probably a combination of lack of space between the letters, text outline, and font size imo

ThatWeirdGuy1001 OP ,
@ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world avatar

Because I made this on my phone in maybe 3 minutes total in response to my friend calling me out for being lazy in the mornings.

zakobjoa , in His neighbors live in constant terror
@zakobjoa@lemmy.world avatar

And he also flew off the track because he came into that bend too hot.

Faresh ,

GPS inaccuracies.

XEAL ,

Shhh!

A_Union_of_Kobolds ,

There was a pokemon

Guntrigger ,

Maybe be thought about leaving the cul de sac for one loop. I imagine the madness would take hold at some point during this.

Furbag , in Tacos.

People who say they are only good because of the threat of eternal damnation are literal psychopaths.

cumskin_genocide ,

I’m only good because of the law. I don’t like the idea of spending the rest of my life in jail.

bossito ,
@bossito@lemmy.world avatar

Then you’re not good, you’re just law compliant.

Etterra ,

Lawful Neutral

Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In ,

Laws are not written to make people good. Following them doesn’t make you good.

There are countless laws that don’t send you to jail. Do you break them?

dodgy_bagel ,

No officer.

hungryphrog ,

Exactly. It just sounds like they would do anything if they were sure they wouldn’t be punished for it.

BackOnMyBS , in Either way, I'm getting super drunk.
@BackOnMyBS@lemmy.world avatar

That’s 16 shots to whomever loses. No joke, I’d be drunk for 2 days if I had that many.

WeirdGoesPro ,
@WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Assuming you lived.

Alto ,
@Alto@kbin.social avatar

In a pretty short span of time no less.

I've definitely had 16 drinks in a day before, just spread out over, yknow, most that day.

dukatos ,

So, no rematch

FozzyOsbourne ,

They don’t all have to be shots of spirits, adjust your drink based on how smashed you’re planning on getting. I played shot chess a few years ago, the pawns were beer, the other pieces were different drinks increasing in strength up to the king which was absinthe.

Revan343 ,

God dammit that makes me want to start drinking again

variants ,

You gotta quit quitting

Revan343 ,

I just did, I’m a week sober. Damned chess shots, ugh.

Akasazh ,
@Akasazh@feddit.nl avatar

Stay strong, the booze doesn’t control you!

steal_your_face ,
@steal_your_face@lemmy.ml avatar

Good point. These shots look like they could be beer.

jol ,

You could just mix it up. Each ship could have 1 shot of vodka and the rest juice.

trainwreck ,

I’d be drunk for as long as it took for me to lose consciousness and have my stomach pumped

Anamana ,

Beer it is. Or you play with groups of friends

AngryCommieKender , in A conversation with my wife

My mother scandalized the Navy nurses by refusing to allow me out of her sight for any reason including a circumcision. She said there was no need,.as she loved every part.if me, and wasn’t going to be staying in the hospital one second longer than necessary. The doctor had to shoo the nurse out of the room while she was objecting that was not standard procedure.

intensely_human ,

Bless your mother

Digestive_Biscuit ,
@Digestive_Biscuit@feddit.uk avatar

Welcome to the fold, brother.

NewNewAccount , in Getting old sucks

I was older than 30 when those memes came around.

Take me back to Star Wars Kid, Badger Badger Badger and Candlejack. Those were th

Rai ,

Mr T Candlejack ate my balls

Or Duckroll, the inspiration for Rickro

spicytuna62 ,
@spicytuna62@lemmy.world avatar

Perhaps the thing from that time that aged like the finest of wines was “LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE.” Cara was at least a solid decade ahead of her time.

Hasherm0n ,

“my spoon is too big”

m.youtube.com/watch?v=W7JyjZI3LUM

BreadOven ,

My anus is bleeding.

trumpetmouth ,

I am the Queen of France!

Siegfried ,

This feels like watching Rick and morty’s interdimensional cable

NegativeInf ,

Oh no! How did he post the comment after Candlejack got hi-

FartsWithAnAccent ,
@FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io avatar

Oh shit, there's a sni

SpruceBringsteen ,

That’s a lucky era of memes that will likely survive for awhile. Finding old stuff from albinoblacksheep or the like isn’t too hard.

I’m sad about all the YoutubeHaiku bullshit that didn’t survive long because of copywrite strikes and all. I look at old saved playlists and it’s all deleted stuff.

nicknonya ,
@nicknonya@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Those were th

Damn they were so old they died right then and there

Sam_Bass , in Reefer Madness

There’s a methhead to her madness

Viking_Hippie ,
Kefass , in Want to lose weight? Poverty can help!

It’s often cheaper to buy fastfood than healthy food

Gigan ,
@Gigan@lemmy.world avatar

I wouldn’t say cheaper, but it’s definitely easier.

CaptainSpaceman ,

If time is money, than fastfood and processed foods are way cheaper than healthy options that require preparing and cleaning of pots/pans etc

Kusimulkku ,

Stopping to buy fast food vs making food in one go for several days would make the difference a lot smaller. If you order online, especially if you have a recurring order, then fast food again gains a lot.

Imgonnatrythis ,

Fast food implies prepared food. What healthy prepared food are you thinking of? It’s generally much cheaper. Ops post makes no sense. Poverty is not inversely proportional to weight at all

Mercival ,

It is a fair point, being obese and poor can definitely be a a horrific feedback loop to get out of.

In developed countries anyways, you don’t really see it in places where food is scarce, of course.

stoy ,

This is just wrong, the tiny island nation of Nauru have a huge obesity problem as the only food they can get in any decent quantity are preprocessed food with very low nutritional value.

driving_crooner ,
@driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br avatar

Jamie Oliver’s War on Nuggets: youtu.be/V-a9VDIbZCU

IWantToFuckSpez ,

You can still lose weight if you eat unhealthy shit. Like I know people that eat McDonald’s everyday yet they ain’t fat. While you don’t get all the necessary nutrients from fast food being unhealthy but not overweight is still better than being fat.

Kase ,

being unhealthy but not overweight is still better than being fat.

Why do you say that? I guess that “unhealthy” isn’t very specific and could mean a lot of things. But health issues that are caused by malnutrition can certainly be worse than being fat. It just depends on the individual situation, I would think.

Alenalda ,

I don’t know about that. A combo meal at McDonald’s is inching closer to 15$ in a lot of places. You can go down to the grocery store and get a good amount of food for that much. Healthy doesn’t necessarily mean only the expensive organic, free range, non GMO whatever foods are worth eating.

Daxtron2 ,

It’s more than just the monetary investment though. It’s time and energy spent creating healthy meals, that if you’re working 12-14 hr days just becomes too much to handle.

Alenalda ,

It takes roughly 5 min and 1$ to scramble up a few eggs. It doesn’t need to take an hour to prepare a decent affordable meal at home.

lady_maria ,
@lady_maria@lemmy.world avatar

It takes much more effort to make a healthy well-rounded meal than just scrambling up “a few eggs”. I’m happy you have enough time, energy, and physical ability to spend an hour making dinner, but a lot of people don’t.

Some have multiple jobs, kids, disabilities, ect. Others live in food deserts where it’s impossible—or at least very difficult—to find cheap, healthy food. Not to mention the people who were never taught how to cook, and would have to spend even more time, energy, (and very possibly wasted food) on learning how.

This is coming from someone who can and does cook cheap, healthy meals all of the time.

Alenalda ,

I’m not claiming to spend an hour making dinner. I haven’t ate fast food in a year mainly because it takes 20min waiting in line and costs way too much for junk unhealthy food. I often eat just scrambled eggs for meals because it is fast and easy. You sure as hell aren’t getting a balanced meal at a fast food chain. You can make excuses for eating that unhealthy junk all you want.

lady_maria ,
@lady_maria@lemmy.world avatar

Gee, straw man, you somehow wrote an entire paragraph while ignoring literally all of my points 👍

Alenalda ,

The points keep changing. Went from cheaper to buy fast food to takes more effort to make food to it needs to be well rounded. The goal posts keep moving. It’s been my experience that it takes less time and money to make a healthy meal at home. I don’t know why that’s a problem to you.

lady_maria ,
@lady_maria@lemmy.world avatar

The fact that I had several points (in a single comment, mind you) does not mean that they keep changing. I suggest you revisit what moving goalposts actually means.

It’s been my experience that it takes less time and money to make a healthy meal at home. I don’t know why that’s a problem to you.

That’s been my experience, too. Like I’ve already said, I frequently cook cheap, healthy meals at home. I rarely eat fast food.

But my original points aren’t centered around my—or your—personal experience; we’re not the only two people who exist. Everyone has varying degrees of resources and ability.

Alenalda ,

My comments are in reply to it’s cheeper to buy fast food than healthy food. I pointed out that’s not always the case. I’m not the one using the disabled as a strawman to attack anyone’s point.

lady_maria ,
@lady_maria@lemmy.world avatar

TIL that merely mentioning the struggles and limitations that disabled people face—as a disabled person—within a seemingly cordial discussion about peoples’ access and ability to cook healthy meals means I’m literally ATTACKING the point of the person I’m replying to.

Alenalda ,

Please discuss that under a comment relating to the poor overworked disabled peoples access to food. The topic at hand was is it cheaper to buy fast food or healthy food before you railroaded it. Blocked.

scottywh ,

I’m about to eat my fourth or fifth McDonald’s free double cheeseburger so far of this month just because someone on the local baseball team got a double and they give away a free one in the app to anyone who claims it in the state the next day.

With promotions and deals (which are pretty much always going on) it’s actually tough to get cheaper than eating fast food a lot of the time.

idunnololz ,
@idunnololz@lemmy.world avatar

That and food deserts. A lot of poor places in the US lack easy access to nutritious food.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Food_desert

Kusimulkku ,

I’d be surprised if that was actually true. I think what really matters is how much time and effort making your own food takes vs the speed and simplicity of buying fast food.

Price, time and effort can be minimized by making a large amount of the food in one guy that you eat for some days, but apparently some people hate eating the same food two (or more) days in a row, which, okay(?), I guess that’s one reason not to do it.

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