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BeefPiano , in Elon hires JC

The joke is that’s John Cena and he says “you can’t see me”

umbrella , in 'We are splattered here today'
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ever notice how this is getting rare?

we used to get a rain of bugs when travelling by car at night on back roads.

ramirezmike ,

remember how white vehicles were always covered with dead bugs? and how people used to put nets on their front bumper?

Da_Boom ,
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Ah yes, the infamous car bra.

PatMustard ,

Improved car aerodynamics I guess

XEAL ,

And less bugs around

toynbee ,

Moreso the bug apocalypse.

PatMustard ,

Yeah that does seem more likely

M137 ,
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You say that like you think everyone has newer cars. It’s absolutely not about that. It’s our destruction of the climate, which has killed off the majority of insects.

Zoboomafoo ,

That was my first thought as well, it seems to be borh

PatMustard ,

I did a quick search after the other replies came in, scientific consensus seems to be "more research required to be scientific about it, but looks like there are way less bugs about’

Gerudo ,

There are scientists who actually study bug strikes on vehicles. They use it to measure insect decline, and if you’re wondering, it’s massive. I think one article I read had it as high as 40% over the last 20 years in some areas.

M137 ,
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Not just back roads, it used to be almost everywhere. Even riding your bike you often had bugs smash into your face. It’s really eerie now that it’s not a thing anymore.

problematicPanther ,
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15 years ago i couldn’t go for a run without getting a bunch of cluster flies in my teeth and eyes. now, i hardly see them anymore. and not just because i don’t run as often.

Johanno ,

Insects are dying. Especially close to cities. Cars are to blame, but probably even more the human impact on nature, destroying the natural living space.

coffeebiscuit ,

No, it’s climate change and pesticide. (Also cars but not the biggest factor).

problematicPanther ,
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it’s like saying that sport fishermen are to blame for declining fish population. They aren’t technically wrong. but they aren’t right either.

umbrella ,
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i tought overfishing was the biggest problem. whats actually killing the fish? pollution?

Randomocity ,

Commercial fishing, pollution, and climate change I believe

problematicPanther ,
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It’s fishing, just not sport fishing. It’s like saying that NASCAR is responsible for pollution. Yeah, not technically wrong, but a drop in the bucket comparatively.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA ,
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It’s all my fault. I accidentally hit an entire swarm of bees with my car in the 90s and it’s all gone downhill from there. Hell of a thing to clean off.

SocialMediaRefugee ,

We’re paving over open space as fast as possible

ThatWeirdGuy1001 ,
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It’s the same with birds.

Growing up I used to get woken up by the sounds of thousands of birds tweeting and chirping.

Now I’m lucky to hear a bird that isn’t a crow

0421008445828ceb46f496700a5fa6 , in If you like pina coladas, you might also like walks in the rain
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If you love your screaming child but don't like screaming, you actually like your child more than screaming

Llewellyn ,

Could it be? 🤔

TheDoozer , in Opposite of clickbait

That headline was a rollercoaster.

awwwyissss ,

No exaggeration I need nap after reading that.

LinkOpensChest_wav , in Is that your boyfriend?
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I don’t mean to brag, but my husband can easily sit on a bench for longer than 225 minutes

photonic_sorcerer , in Ewwwwwwwww
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Idk man… Guns are kinda phallic… Wouldn’t it be gay to make one shoot??

Tak ,
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That’s why I like to stick the butt up against me and reach around working the trigger till it blasts.

photonic_sorcerer ,
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Sounds kinda hot ngl

Tak ,
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It is. Personally I love the suppressed ones that don’t get too loud when I cock them, work their safety, and work their oiled parts tenderly.

pancakes ,
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You think it would be gay to make the long, hard, round, rod discharge all over the place?

photonic_sorcerer ,
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Possibly

kittenzrulz123 ,

Not if you have socks on

photonic_sorcerer ,
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Oh damn, I forgot to wear socks today… ;)

kittenzrulz123 ,

:3

steal_your_face ,
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Depends if it’s your gun or someone else’s.

Lev_Astov ,
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True wisdom.

moistclump ,

Have we tried pushing this message and seeing if it helps the mass shootings?

Hackerman_uwu , in Should this be in unethical life pro tips

So you accidentally learned the greatest lesson the church has to offer. Salvation for a profit.

phoenixz ,

Also, religious fanatics are really gullible

Chakravanti ,

Well…they are religious. SKY CAKE!

FreeAZ , in Her pussy

Say hello to her kitty

RIP_Cheems ,
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I don’t want eyes anymore, thank you

Excrubulent ,
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I’ll take them, just in a bag, thanks!

GrammatonCleric , in The barbieheimer debate rages
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This shit is so damn stale, starving pigeons won’t eat it.

GrammatonCleric , in Survive the zombie apocalypse
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Katana - because katana

First aid kit - for accidental cuts from katana

Flashlight - to see how much I’m bleeding

Two-man tent - place to swing katana in a way that will end up cutting me

ComradePorkRoll , in Interior design

I’m going to say “I hope we don’t get off on the wrong foot” and then they’re going to ask me to leave.

The_Picard_Maneuver OP ,
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Bravo. This is a great joke that I will never have the right context to repeat…

ComradePorkRoll ,

Life is cruel like that.

DreadPirateShawn ,

Either that or you’ll be sole-mates.

The_Picard_Maneuver , in Thank you 🖖
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ArmoredThirteen ,

I was going to summon you but of course you’re already on top of it. I swear you’re like 1/2 of all posts and comments

The_Picard_Maneuver ,
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I’m always around. Watching. Waiting.

superfes ,

Every breath you take And every move you make Every bond you break Every step you take I’ll be watching you – The Picard Maneuver probably

cobwoms , in … da fuck?

damn they changed the name to Village Lake and the wikipedia page isn’t as funny anymore

STRIKINGdebate2 ,
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Don’t worry. As long as you’ve seen the it’s true form you will always know the truth

bappity ,
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same energy when the town of “Fucking” in the UK changed their name to “Fugging” 😒

Downcount ,

in the UK

in Austria

bappity ,
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I’m fucking stupid

samus12345 ,
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I love the fact that Shitterton isn’t some old name that just seem funny to a modern person, it literally just means “Shit Town” and always has.

Ilovethebomb ,

The entire Wikipedia page for Shitterton is just pure comedy.

bappity ,
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Ilovethebomb ,

The part talking about their sign is equally brilliant.

hungryphrog ,

I love the stone road sign.

Ilovethebomb ,

And the actual quote from the mayor saying “good luck fitting that in a Fiesta”.

AllNewTypeFace ,
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There’s still a beer named Fucking Hell after its old name. It’s not brewed anywhere near the village, and is a pilsner rather than a Hellbier, but at least they tried a little.

camr_on ,
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Couldn’t even make it helles smh they tried slightly

uis ,
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Similar energy to “Херота”(Bullshit) changed to “Хорота”(Goodit??)

hungryphrog ,

Where?

uis ,
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NewNewAccount ,

Fugging is honestly a lot funnier.

dingus ,

I can’t believe Fucking finally changed its name! I’m heartbroken!

localhost443 ,

Its OK everyone, we still have Cum in Ireland.

FlexibleToast , in Time to grow up.

Cheese is a solid food.

notatoad , in The truth about Canada

Ok, but give us some credit.

It was only last weekend we had a national holiday to celebrate how we treated the natives.

flambonkscious ,

… Is that a celebration or a remembrance?

notatoad ,

I mean, if you give people a long weekend they’re gonna celebrate.

I don’t know any white people who sat around in solemn reflection last weekend, but I know plenty who had an extra day of partying.

Angry_Maple ,
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You also have to love how it’s a federal holiday in some places. People who work for the government got the day off, but there was practically nothing for the legit indigenous other than seeing people wearing orange shirts.

Idk, it’s weird to me because the government played a massive role in what happened. It’s odd that the provincial government gave themselves a long weekend over it.

CileTheSane ,
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We crammed it into the calendar immediately before Thanksgiving, where we celebrate what we did to the natives.

WhipTheLlama ,

Thanksgiving, where we celebrate what we did to the natives.

Despite all the awful things that settlers have done to Aboriginals in Canada (and Native Americans in the USA), neither country’s Thanksgiving is about that. Canada’s Thanksgiving was originally a celebration of arrival in the New World. Over time, it became a harvest celebration.

Mongostein ,

I’ve got a shit ton of vegetables from my garden. I’m thankful for that and I’m going to share them with my friends.

Draedron ,

The arrival that led to the murder of the indigenous

SpaceCowboy ,
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Be sure to also avoid any Oktoberfest celebrations this month! After all it lead to the murder of 12 million people!

Or is it possible to celebrate German culture without constantly bringing up horrible things Germans have done in history? Maybe it’s possible that it wasn’t beer and lederhosen that lead to genocide?

Could it also be that eating a turkey dinner with your family also doesn’t lead to genocide?

Nah, internet says we should be angry about thanksgiving, so let’s not do any critical thinking about it! BE ANGRY!!!

jabathekek ,
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I bought a medium mocha with orange sprinkles from Starbucks in solidarity.

CoderKat ,

Which half the provinces don’t even recognize (as in, not a stat holiday). Not that it really matters that much. No problem has ever been solved by merely declaring a holiday and there’s no shortage of shitty actions speaking louder than any holiday could.

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