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Godort , in fantasy

No, you dont understand. All the historical records of that period I’ve seen dont have black people doing things.

What do you mean fantasy movies from the 80s aren’t historical records?

SonicBlue03 , in 5 Feep Deet

5 feep isn’t that deet really.

Empricorn ,

It’s a little deet.

PwnTra1n ,

Yeah I’m 5’11” maybe six foop

SturgiesYrFase ,
@SturgiesYrFase@lemmy.ml avatar

I’m a quarter of a finch short for 6 foop

wieson ,

A finch is is a unit I made up in my head to make sense of the weird customary system. It’s 4 inch (four inch -> finch) or rather 10 cm. Makes converting my instinctive scale to USian easier. It helps, that it’s also a plausible size of the finch bird.

SturgiesYrFase ,
@SturgiesYrFase@lemmy.ml avatar

You…you’re a goddamn genius

Flummoxed ,

What a great, useful way to estimate the conversion; especially for someone who is as bad at math as I am. Thank you!

stebo02 ,
@stebo02@sopuli.xyz avatar

it’s in fact quite shallot

BobbyNevada , in Shitpost
bec ,
@bec@lemmy.ml avatar

And they said AI was useless

feedum_sneedson ,

turdcutter

edinbruh , in Bussy?

Straightest Griffith interaction.

Also, fuck Griffith

PhlubbaDubba ,

A sentiment shared both by Griffith haters and Griffith stans

Magnetar ,

Griffith is the best best quantum mechanics book I’ve ever read, what are you on about.

Davidchan ,

Thats the problem. All the twinks and goth girls want to fuck Griffith.

A_Very_Big_Fan ,

Greatest villain, also transition goals

SkyezOpen ,

You want wings?

Lost_My_Mind ,

I could go for some chicken wings.

blanketswithsmallpox ,

/r/fuckgriffith

Everythingispenguins , in Believe what you see, not what you’re told

So how many minutes did it take before his account was perma banned.

GladiusB ,
@GladiusB@lemmy.world avatar

Genius move really

/s

morrowind , in rounded corners are part of core functionality
@morrowind@lemmy.ml avatar

The state of open source funding

flambonkscious ,

Degrading isn’t it. Coding for abuse - no thanks! That’s why I keep my git repo local

rugburn , in My favorite photo from my vacation!

Oh fuck, you’re going to make me come… on vacation, aren’t you?

MissJinx , in Remember...
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stembolts ,

I like this. It’s exactly right.

humorlessrepost ,

Optimistic nihilism

Xantar , in The power of AI

It’s doing its best, okay ?

adj16 ,

I know that this is a low bar, but seems like that’s where we are on internet grammar: I’m proud of you for correctly using two different forms of “its”.

Xantar ,

I should have written more to make you prouder.

Hahaha well thanks, It’s better than nothing.

In a world of blind the one eyed man is king.

There you go, and enjoy your day further.

Gork , in Honeypot

ATTENTION CITIZEN! 市民请注意!

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This is the Central Intelligentsia of the Chinese Communist Party. 您的 Internet 浏览器历史记录和活动引起了我们的注意。 YOUR INTERNET ACTIVITY HAS ATTRACTED OUR ATTENTION. 因此,您的个人资料中的 11115 ( -11115 Social Credits) 个社会积分将打折。 DO NOT DO THIS AGAIN! 不要再这样做! If you do not hesitate, more Social Credits ( -11115 Social Credits )will be subtracted from your profile, resulting in the subtraction of ration supplies. (由人民供应部重新分配 CCP) You’ll also be sent into a re-education camp in the Xinjiang Uyghur Autonomous Zone. 如果您毫不犹豫,更多的社会信用将从您的个人资料中打折,从而导致口粮供应减少。 您还将被送到新疆维吾尔自治区的再教育营。

为党争光! Glory to the CCP!

Lucidlethargy ,

What’s the conversion rate of Lemmy lemons to CCP social credits?

formergijoe , in The one your friend, Dick, borrows

I hate this mainly due to the number of penises per button. The playstation buttons are actually numbered based on the number of lines associated with the symbol (circle = 1, cross = 2, etc). This flys directly into the face of that. The circle button needs to have 1 dick where the tip curves and touches the balls, and the triangle needs to have 3 dicks. 0/10

Crozekiel ,

My favorite kind of math is dick math. Thank you.

IHawkMike ,
Crozekiel ,

Well i’m definitely not clicking that at work.

xx3rawr ,

I fucking love science

OfficerBribe ,

Interesting observation, but maybe it is just a coincidence since I am not aware these numbers appearing anywhere? Found this reddit thread that talks about same thing.

Here’s an interview with controller′s designer that explains the meaning behind symbols. I think number theory is just a coincidence since I think it would be mentioned in this interview as well.

Other game companies at the time assigned alphabet letters or colors to the buttons. We wanted something simple to remember, which is why we went with icons or symbols, and I came up with the triangle-circle-X-square combination immediately afterward. I gave each symbol a meaning and a color. The triangle refers to viewpoint; I had it represent one’s head or direction and made it green. Square refers to a piece of paper; I had it represent menus or documents and made it pink. The circle and X represent ‘yes’ or ‘no’ decision-making and I made them red and blue respectively. People thought those colors were mixed up, and I had to reinforce to management that that’s what I wanted.

Gradually_Adjusting , in Bro visited his friend
@Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world avatar

Imagine old people talking like this in forty years. Utterly brain rotted, actual terminally online octogenarians with fifty years of memes and social media kicking around in their heads instead of thoughts.

Now remember that unless shit changes, those will be the people in charge of the world.

We might be in the Star Trek timeline. ☢️

ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
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Gradually_Adjusting ,
@Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world avatar

Don’t put vodka in the coffee don’t put vod-

ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar
Gradually_Adjusting ,
@Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world avatar

I sometimes fantasize about needing to assemble a team of horrid people for a high stakes mission involving bad behaviour and worse jokes, like some kind of shitty Nick Fury. Can I count on your support?

ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
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JackbyDev ,

OP delivered

ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar
atmur ,

I will use your imagination instead, give it to me

ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar
crazyCat ,

Yes

niktemadur ,

Or… referencing old memes as shorthand/shortcuts for otherwise complex concepts or situations. It might be a tool in an updated kit for more efficient communication.
Then again, I might be a glass-half-full kinda person, in some respects.

Gradually_Adjusting ,
@Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world avatar

There’s always this duality of human culture at play where clever and funny people are doing something new, whether it’s a new platform, a new medium, or new ways of speaking or joking around.

But sooner or later, everyone else shows up and starts doing it badly. People look at the rise and fall of the new thing and describe a “trend” that has died, and the whole process of trying to find out what the cool people are doing starts all over again. Influencers exist, but not in the self-aware way some of them have tried to claim. We chase social cache wherever it leads us, as social creatures.

On the internet, this happens in a really swingy way, slowly then all at once, owing largely to the nature of this form of media. Instead of movements, we began to talk about things in terms of pathogens. “Virality” and memes. Töpffer taught us to put funny words on pictures hundreds of years ago, what we call memes just adapted to the medium.

I think the speed at which new memes (in the Dawkins sense) are new developing and adapting is increasing in an interesting but startling way; is there a hard limit on how compelling an idea (trend) can be? Is there a sweet candy on the mountain top, or is it a tide pod?

Sorry to write a wall of extemporaneous blather at you, just got me thinking.

ImplyingImplications , in The lack of fear is not bravery. Being afraid and doing it anyways is bravery.

“Thanks for stopping that trolley”
“Y-you too”

Beldarofremulak ,

“You didn’t ask me to stop the trolley and it was no big deal, so you don’t have to say thank y…”

“SAY YOU’RE WELCOME!!! The ritual isn’t complete until you say your part of the incantation.”

Viking_Hippie ,

My favorite “thanks, you too” mistake ever was to the cashier at the Heathrow Boots wishing me a nice trip 😆

Kolanaki ,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

Happens on the other end, too. Had the server at a restaurant once slip up and ask me how I wanted my salad cooked.

“Raw, please.”

HopFlop ,

“Can I get that salad medium-rare please?”

apfelwoiSchoppen , in Low Effort System of a Down Meme
@apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world avatar

SOAD radicalized me in 2001.

Steak ,

They’re trying to build a prison!!!

apfelwoiSchoppen ,
@apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world avatar

They do not ease in to Toxicity. So so good. I loved the self-titled album and even saw them live at that era, but the gravity of their message did not sink in until later.

Jackcooper , in Hunger
Track_Shovel OP ,

https://slrpnk.net/pictrs/image/94a5603c-1b9e-436c-bd23-4103c3af64ed.webp

Use this one it has more pixels.

I have several variants

Jackcooper ,

Wtb version with pink shower cap

Track_Shovel OP ,
Jackcooper ,

Idk how to respond to that but those vibes are positive

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