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cjk , in America's Smartest Man Finds Something Interesting

Didn’t he get the 3rd Reich reference of the poster or doesn’t he care?

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Considering who he courts on Twitter? Could be either.

SomethingBurger , (edited )

If he were cultured enough to get it, he would love it.

SnotFlickerman , in Watching ml and world argue in every thread be like.
@SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar
hungryphrog ,

Ew, eat with your mouth closed!

snekerpimp , in *He's beginning to believe*

I mean, it’s true…

czl , in Happy Labor Day

What’s the opposite of a shitpost? ‘Cause this is it.

Daikusa ,

Qualityhole

Evil_Shrubbery ,

My body consumes quality & turns it into shit - yes, this description checks out for me personally.

norimee ,

It’s all bullshit. Bullshit makes for a shitpost by definition, no?

czl ,

Bah, my fault for believing what I read on the internet. There was no strike.

Who would do that? Go in the internet and tell lies?

kibiz0r , in People warn about culture shock, but nothing prepared ne for this solid toilet paper roll in Vietnam

That’s cuz you gotta bring your own TP with you instead of it being provided to you for free. No need for a TP holder tube if you’re not gonna share.

Wait, are US bathrooms communist???

Agent641 OP ,

Dont let the Republicans find out! They will lobby to take free TP out of schools on account of spreading communist ideology.

don , in Happy Labor Day
FozzyOsbourne ,

“On the ground they interpreted it as a strike. But it wasn’t intentional, it was our mistake. The media created this myth which has been floating around out there ever since and we’ve just had to live with it.”

To Ed, the idea made no sense whatsoever. “What were we going to do? Threaten to live on the moon?”

Evil_Shrubbery , (edited )

We are going to leave the moon & make our own moon with blackjack & planet-destroying planetary unemployment rate lowering laser megaweapon!
(Also Ed will be chief space prostitute, it’s his lifelong dream & want this to happen for him)

PenisDuckCuck9001 , in Oil

One time I saw a woman

MehBlah , in Those poor plants

Rogan would know. He has sucking down his own air biscuits so long he thinks they taste great.

Leviathan , in Those poor plants

Yo fuck that propagandist piece of shit Joe Rogan. Keep him off of my feed.

Nuke_the_whales ,

I’m constantly dismayed to find that brain damaged ape, topping the podcast charts weekly. He’s such a disease

rustydrd , in The more you know
@rustydrd@sh.itjust.works avatar

Come to think of it, one thing I truly despise about the current state of AI is its verbosity. You ask the stupidest question, and the response is always some multipage essay (or longer if you ask nicely) that looks all important but is composed of 90% filler and bullshit, until it ends with “In conclusion, …” followed by the actual answer. Enough intelligence to string sentences together ad infinitum but not enough to provide actual answers that fit the question.

Johanno ,

They trained it to be like that. Reason being that in theory you can see logical flaws in the answer and that people get not only an answer, but also why and how.

If you force it to shorten it’s anwers it will do. But single word anwers seem impossible

PlexSheep ,

Depends. It’s useful sometimes. I’d rather have verbosity by default and ask for shortness

gravitas_deficiency , in The more you know

Blinker fluid is another one a lot of people forget to check

interdimensionalmeme ,

Also greasing the muffler bearings at every 100k

thesporkeffect ,

Do you use synthetic or wild-caught?

interdimensionalmeme ,

Only the natural stuff for my mufflings !

ivanafterall ,
@ivanafterall@lemmy.world avatar

Free-range. I want to know they lived good, happy lives.

Donebrach , in Those poor plants
@Donebrach@lemmy.world avatar

Man I was giggling about this a ton of times as it passed by due to the recent admin posting update about all that shit on the deranged vegan sub until just now I realized the comment was from Roge Jogan. Fuck that dumbass and everything he does.

winterayars , in America's Smartest Man Finds Something Interesting

“High T alpha males” oh good, they invented a new gender again and it sucks.

Paradachshund ,

Bring out the scones and cucumber sandwiches, it’s high T!

NoSpotOfGround ,

Mmm, high tea… Haven’t played that in a while.

_stranger_ ,

like, super alpha this time. S rank Alpha, but with a T. Best alpha this time, we promise.

loaExMachina ,

How does it compare to sigma tho?

hungryphrog ,

Meh, I’ll just wait for the full release. Less bugs that way.

ShinkanTrain ,

I’m a high T male, which is why I started balding at 20 and my balls are the size of grapes

SpraynardKruger ,

I started balding at 18. Is this what being alpha is like?

anivia ,

Balding is not related to testosterone, but rather Dihydrogentestosterone (commonly referred to as DHT). Although high testosterone levels often mean high DHT levels as well, it is possible to have high DHT whilst still having low testosterone levels.

The amount of androgen receptors in your scalp is also relevant, some people are just unlucky and have lots of androgen receptors in that area and start balding at a young age despite average DHT levels

icosahedron ,

mtM

fogstormberry ,

i enjoyed this. also i think healthy forms of hyper gender are valid

xx3rawr ,

Ice-T on drugs

robocall , in Ballaholic I'm guessing
@robocall@lemmy.world avatar

I know someone who’s husband would go to taco bell in secret and she would see the charge alerts on her phone.

Psythik ,

Why his his bank account logged into her phone? Are joint bank accounts really a thing, or are the wife and I the weird ones for keeping our finances separate?

Aussiemandeus ,
@Aussiemandeus@aussie.zone avatar

My wife and I keep our finances separate too.

Except we both send money to an account that’s in my name offsetting the mortgage on the house that’s in my name too. My wife wants access to this account because she’s worried if I die the bank will make it hard to get at the cash since it’s offset and joint savings all in one.

Not to mention we don’t have wills and she’s been pushing for that for a few years.

The more I think about it, she might be planning on killing me haha

bitwaba ,

Or, ya know, she just doesn’t wanna be homeless.

Aussiemandeus ,
@Aussiemandeus@aussie.zone avatar

Nah she has a house too she would get the house being married and all

Rekorse ,

Just being pragmatic, nothing to say you won’t die 5 minutes from now, which makes putting it off irresponsible at best.

damo_omad ,

Your wife is basically paying you rent, she should be worried about something happening to you. You’re married, just put her on the title of the house.

Aussiemandeus ,
@Aussiemandeus@aussie.zone avatar

I’m not on the title of her house either though

damo_omad ,

Well that’s new information. My marriage works very differently to yours so I can’t provide any advice

mynameisigglepiggle ,

My wife doesn’t work so it’s all joint

dream_weasel ,

All our accounts are totally joint and wife and I carry basically the same credit cards. No reason to be separate IMO. Only need one check book that way and I can pay all the bills for all the cards in one place.

Psythik ,

No reason.

What if one one of you wants to make an expensive purchase? The wife and I avoid a lot of arguments when we can’t tell each other how to spend our own money. If I want to build a new PC? No problem! She wants to spend $500 on skincare products? Go for it.

Rekorse ,

Some couples see the money they earn as part of the whole, there is no my money and their money. It can make sense for some for sure, in my relationship its easier to just have our money, and it doesnt really matter where it comes from.

We also expect large purchases to be discussed first, outside of like presents and surprises of course.

dream_weasel ,

Expensive is pretty subjective. Anything less than about $200 no discussion required. Above that, we usually have a courtesy conversation. We’ve never had a hard no spending if one of us really wants or needs something, but a required justification or notice prevents impulse buys.

Joint also doesn’t mean you can’t have an account (or a bucket or a tally) where you save for something you want, it just means it’s not a secret.

damo_omad ,

Well if you have kids and/or need to budget as a household you kind of need to work together a bit to maintain that budget.

laranis ,

For my spouse and I there is no “my money” and “their money”. It is all our money.

If one of us wants to make a big purchase we have a conversation about it something like, “I’ve had my eye on a new graphics card. What do you think?” Then it goes either, “That’s great. Have fun.” Or, “Don’t forget we have little Jimmy’s orthodontist bill coming up.” “Oh, yeah, thanks for reminding me. Maybe later, then.”

I realize this isn’t the norm and it took us a long time to get there. Many couples, my spouse’s parents among them, argue over money and use it as part of a power play. We still have separate accounts for budgeting purposes, and around the holidays we have to be honest not to peek at bank statements and spoil surprises. But not having to worry whether you spouse is messing up your eventual retirement or little Jimmy’s college fund sure makes life a whole lot easier for me.

Kusimulkku ,

We just discuss these things and come to some sort of agreement.

Feathercrown ,

Are joint bank accounts really a thing

They’re a thing

OmnislashIsACloudApp ,

my wife and I are joint, just easier that way. what surprises me more is that someone would set up alerts for the low expense levels that would be triggered by Taco bell.

I don’t really understand why folks would do separate it just seems like more trouble for no benefit unless there has been a specific reason or issues to trigger that.

(for example my dad and stepmom had separate accounts after she spent so much one Christmas that I had to pay their rent)

Linktank ,

Low expense at Taco Bell? Ha! You must not have been there since the 90s!

Kusimulkku ,

what surprises me more is that someone would set up alerts for the low expense levels that would be triggered by Taco bell

I’ve had banking apps that sent you a notification when something was charged from the account. Helps keep track of the money since there’s some automatic charges.

radicalautonomy ,
@radicalautonomy@lemmy.world avatar

You’re not the weird ones. I used to have joint accounts with my then-wife, but I’ll never do that again. Mainly because I will never marry again (ridiculous concept if you ask me - the government charging you money so that they can approve your relationship is bananas to me, and then paying them more to dissolve it if it doesn’t work out), but also because I haven’t met many people out there who manage their own money well, so why would I ever put them in a position of control over the money I earn?

Kusimulkku ,

Are joint bank accounts really a thing

Are you joking? Of course they are a thing lol

frazorth ,

We have joint and personal accounts.

Joint account for bills, if anything were to happen to me I would like her to be able to pay bills, or even see they exist to cancel them.

Joint account for salary deposit and a joint savings on it for covering our 3 months of bills.

Personal account for discretionary spending, each month we put some pocket money in each of our personal account to blow on beer/taco bell/whatever.

Bishma , in Wise words
@Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

FINISH HIM!

DogPeePoo ,

Taylor Wins

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