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Meganium97 ,

German Shepherd, machete, body armor, and a water purifier. As long as I can minimize encounters and maximize hunting gains, I’ll be set for the apocalypse.

Fedizen ,

crossbow, axe, dog, ak47

The crossbow can be used indefinitely for hunting, the axe can be used for nearly everything, the dog is useful for hunting and protection, the ak47 is an emergency tool. There’s going to be less zombies and gas in the wilderness. Why are binoculars, bicycles, and horses not on this list?

Floey ,

Probably the handgun, body armor, jeep, and flashlight. On the first few days the jeep will offer mobility and storage, while the flashlight is necessary for maximizing the search for gear. Handgun and body armor to give you an advantage over your fellow survivors. Then acquire a boat, food, containers, and other resources and become a pirate. I might consider a fire axe or crow bar necessary if everything wasn’t glass doors and easily breakable locks.

Wirlocke ,

Gas will expire eventually and you could just hotwire one of the many abandoned cars anyways, if the roads aren’t blocked by said cars. Bullets will run out unless you find a gun shop, in which case you get guns anyways. Water purifying is easy enough to do without a machine.

My picks would be German Shepherd, Axe, First Aid, and Radio.

There’s a reason we domesticated dogs, they are useful in so many different ways like hunting, defense, and security (and companionship). Especially German Shepherds, you can see the damage they do when used by police.

Axes are survivalist 101 and some are practically multi tools despite being simple.

First Aid because infections, zombie or not, are the real killers throughout history.

The radio’s more of a gamble, but it’s your best chance to find a new settlement, monke strong together and all that. Also you can maybe stay informed on what’s happening in other parts of the country. (And it lets me flex my Amateur Radio License).

curiousaur ,

I think I’d take the night vision goggles over the radio. You’re much more likely to find a radio. Situational awareness at night will be a huge survival factor.

buzz ,
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Problem with dogs - they need to be fed.

Its a relatively recent development that u can just walk into the supermarket and buy a bag of dog food that will last a month, u won’t have that in the wild - how u gonna feed the dog?

Wirlocke ,

I feel the tracking and hunting capabilities of a dog will more than make up for what they need to eat.

A_Chilean_Cyborg ,
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My chilean nationality will suffice, would be unacceptable for such kind of natural disaster to bring down normality… worse things can happen and tomorrow I have to go uni anyways.

PeterPoopshit , (edited )

I would opt for the crossbow, machete and axe then use those to commendeer better equipment. Specifically that choice of weapons because axe is useful for chopping trees, machete is a weapon that doesn’t require ammo and it’s a lot easier to make crossbow arrows than bullets. Also take the night vision goggles in the off chance they’re the super high tech kind and not the ir lighting based kind because you’ll never just “find” one of those otherwise. Then use that stuff to basically steal everything on this list and more.

curiousPJ ,

4 video cameras. I shall trade for all the above with the only source of amateur pornography.

INHALE_VEGETABLES ,

I’ll pick the dog and we can team up

EvilEyedPanda ,

It’ll be the internet 2.0

ShitOnABrick , (edited )
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Two man tent,axe. and ideally a boy scouts guide and foraging books. Ideally getting myself far way from civilisation as the zombie population is probably just going grow over time

First aid kit would probably be quite useless you can’t put a plaster on a deep gushing wound nor take glass out with a couple alcohol wipes

Maggoty ,

Flashlight, water purifier, respirator, and rifle (I assume with required things like ammo).

Nobody said how this plague spreads, for all we know it’s in the water or Airborne. Flashlight for scavenging and because it’s far more important to know if that’s a pile of scrap or a Zombie than it is to stay super stealthy. And Rifle gets you everything else you need.

AnarchistsForDemocracy ,
@AnarchistsForDemocracy@lemmy.world avatar

First Aid Kit, CB Radio, Water Purifier and Flashlight

hakunawazo ,
Modern_medicine_isnt ,

Since you can easily scavange most of these things you only need the hard to find stuff, and stuff that will help you scavange. So body armor and the ak to keep you alive. Axe to help get into places for supplies. Jeep to haul your shit. Drive down to dicks and load up on the rest.

Long term you need a spear and knife for weapons. A horse and cart for hauling shit. Dog for guard duty. And ways to get water and food.

Caitlynn , (edited )
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My beloved crowbar didnt even make the list :(

hakunawazo ,

Well, it’s not called “unforseen cosequences: Gordon Freeman is working overtime.”

BedSharkPal ,

Are you from Boston by any chance?

FlyingSquid ,
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Which four will I be least likely to kill myself by tripping over in the night?

And009 ,

Difficult to trip over the tent if you’re in it

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

If anyone could manage it, I could.

Nutteman ,
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4 German shepards for having sex with (i am a white woman from the American south)

Kraivo ,

At least someone gets fucked before getting fucked

SuperSaiyanSwag ,

I was going to say 4 German shepherds for more innocent reasons, but now my answer would be overshadowed be yours

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