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pixeltree , in Rolls a Nat 20
@pixeltree@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Oh, you think you’re so tough, don’t you. Well, I cast PERMANENTLY ITCHY BUTTHOLE.

Prandom_returns , in Diet

Mmm… Microplaaaastics…

lol_idk , in Rolls a Nat 20

You also lost The Game

ilhamagh ,

Dude ! It’s been a year :(

dumbass , in To all you outside of the US...
@dumbass@leminal.space avatar

Nope, you can’t stand there for generations going “LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT ME!” Then get shitty when we do, we want to watch you drive that burning bus into the the ocean.

Donkter ,

We’re literally the family with the drunk uncle who’s really fun at parties but now the alcoholism has caught up and he just gets sad and angry when he gets drunk.

ivanafterall ,
@ivanafterall@lemmy.world avatar

We’re Amy Winehouse/Lindsay Lohan/Britney Spears. We love(d) the limelight, but it’s not so great when we’re spiraling downward.

AngryCommieKender ,

Elvis Presley. We’re currently in the fat Vegas years. We should probably stay away from submarine sandwiches, and bathtubs.

BigBananaDealer ,
@BigBananaDealer@lemm.ee avatar

what is americas death on the toilet going to be?

AngryCommieKender ,

An absolute shitshow

LordSinguloth ,

It’s just a face, and doesn’t usually represent the people.

Prez has little power when compared to most world leaders. Their lead is more of a cultural one.

So to say, it’s really not so violently serious

AngryCommieKender ,

I wish Prez had been real, and not just a Sandman president.

match ,
@match@pawb.social avatar

Absolutely fair play and you are statistically likely to be in a country we’ve wronged so I won’t begrudge you the schadenfreude

danc4498 , in Rolls a Nat 20

As long as it’s just one memory. No single cringe is that bad. But the collection of them will end my life.

esc27 , in Also, you have been turned into a worm.

Given an infinite number of rooms and guests, it is highly likely both he and the boulder are already there. So he should go to the hotel where he already is and has a room

Happy comes from hap, which is essentially luck. So happy can imply lucky or fortunate. If he gets to the hotel and finds he already is checked into his room in an otherwise full hotel, then he is indeed lucky and likely happy.

deranger ,

Given an infinite number of rooms and guests, it is highly likely both he and the boulder are already there.

I don’t follow. He’s clearly not there already, being at the switch instead of at the hotel.

kazren ,

But if there are infinite guests, could he not have a reservation?

deranger ,

Have to ask all current infinite reservations to move to <room number> x 2, now you’ve got 2x the open rooms as all current infinite reservations are even rooms only.

gmtom ,

A hotel room being "full doesn’t necessarily mean the guest is in the room at that very moment, just that the room us reserved. And given infinite rooms it’s basically guaranteed one of those reservations is for sisyphus

deranger ,

Since the potential of not being accommodated is given, we must assume he doesn’t have a reservation.

EmoDuck ,

An infinite set doesn’t necessarily contain every number. And the Grand Hilbert Hotel is known for having a strict policy against Tartarus convict’s

Sorse , in Sevens
@Sorse@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

Семь

ThrowawayPermanente , in Also, you have been turned into a worm.

Happy doesn’t even mean anything. Sisyphus has purpose, and that is enough.

Zehzin , in Better call a girl
@Zehzin@lemmy.world avatar

Sun Tzu’s guide to dating

Aurenkin ,

Appear unsure where you are committed, and committed where you are unsure.

If you know your date, and know yourself, you need not fear the outcome of a hundred arguments.

The greatest date is that which requires no activity.

Victorious partners make love first, then go on a date, whilst defeated partners go on a date first, then seek to make love.

moistclump ,

Wow that’s actually pretty good. I’m down for a The Art of Love book. Love of War? War of Love?

Noodle07 ,

Keep your main girl close, and your side pieces closer

rob_t_firefly , in This is what we used to worry about in the 80s. This and global thermonuclear war.
@rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world avatar

That kid’s moments away from flipping off Spock on a bus.

menemen , in To all you outside of the US...
@menemen@lemmy.world avatar

This is comparable to a loud family feud carried out on the streets with yelling and throwing stuff at one another and then yelling at the shocked onlookers to move away.

JusticeForPorygon ,
@JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world avatar

We’re the family that gets kicked out of the Applebee’s for having a very loud and emotional fight while some other family is trying to celebrate their kid’s 8th birthday

Asafum , in To all you outside of the US...

We’re so fucked it’s absolutely insane.

I thought Trump had a chance before, but now… My god Biden embarrassed the shit out of himself… Fuck the goddamn DNC for condemning us by REFUSING to have primaries… Yeah it’s the tradition because usually the incumbent has a chance, but 90472828 year old Biden? Ffs…

Yes Trump is old too but it was plain as day how much more lucid trump is than biden…

Soulg ,

I see so many people screaming that primaries should have been held, especially today.

Biden would have easily won the primaries.

AngryCommieKender ,

The only reason I agree with this is that I was still living in the Midwest during the 2016 primary. I moved to California during August of that year. Time after time, I got told by Midwestern democrats that Bernie just wasn’t electable / was too progressive. The coasts would have primaried Biden, but flyover country would have messed it up.

dodgy_bagel ,
AngryCommieKender ,

Iowa, North Dakota, New York, and Massachusetts are the only ones that really surprise me in that grouping.

Asafum ,

NY isn’t that keen on progressive politics outside NYC. Long Island is an extremely populated part of NY and it’s basically Trumpland and “moderates” out here, more Trump the more east you go. “Greater” NY is also pretty red aside from the larger cities. It doesn’t really surprise me that much unfortunately :(

PythagreousTitties , (edited )

He did win the primary in states that had them. There’s no if about it. Unfortunately.

skulblaka ,
@skulblaka@sh.itjust.works avatar

He was the only option on my primary lmao

PythagreousTitties ,

The problem with Biden is they gave it to him because “he deserved it”. Life long politician. Vice president. That’s the only real reason the DNC handed the keys to him. It’s a fucking job promotion.

The next election cycle is going to be interesting.

ricecake ,

Does it really count as “lucid” if you enunciate your lies, fabrications, misrecollections about… everything?

Revonult ,

For his voters, his lies and fabrications are the truth. They don’t listen to fact checking because they are conditioned to see it as fake and a goverment ploy to fool them.

ricecake ,

True. But they were going to have the same criticism of Biden regardless.

It’s part of the reason I didn’t even watch. Looking over the polling, the debate didn’t really change anyone’s opinions on anything to any significant degree.

Asafum ,

I don’t think it has been long enough to have gathered enough data on that. Just watching it myself I could clearly see a low information voter seeing Trump as a more fit choice as Biden struggled to even form sentences :(

ricecake ,

They did a lot of the pre-selection of people beforehand. The headline most places are running with is “flash poll says trump won”, but if you actually read the conclusions, it’s that “flash poll says trump won, more Republicans watched the debate by about a ten percent margin, and no one changed their opinions about fitness for office or who they’re voting for”.

Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In ,

No-one is going to switch sides, but this performance may affect turnout.

CancerMancer ,

What the polling likely isn’t capturing is how many people will ultimately choose not to vote out of despair, and that was the real threat the whole time.

ricecake ,

Oh, definitely. Not just possible, they weren’t even looking for that. They were entirely looking for what the debate did to preferences and opinions directly about the candidates.

I mostly brought it out as an example of the headline not capturing the whole message of how it impacted voters. Or didn’t impact, rather.

Asafum ,

It was a goddamn travesty that there was no fact checking by the button pushers moderators.

Everything was allowed to stand as fact. It was disgusting :(

Mossheart ,

Loud and lying every second word != lucid.

samus12345 ,
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

No. He was not lucid, just loud.

pancakes ,
@pancakes@sh.itjust.works avatar

This might be a hot take but any leadership selection where candidates are ranked in terms of how lucid they are is a bad time for all involved.

bizzinho ,

Being lucid is supposed to be a minimum requirement to even apply. But here we are.

cumskin_genocide ,

I need to shake the hands of potential presidents before I can make any judgements on who to vote for.

Edge004 ,

Hank?

cumskin_genocide ,

Yessir, I sell propane and propane accessories. Ronald Reagan was the best president we ever had.

samus12345 ,
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar
brucethemoose ,

Yeah, I mean we’re like lobsters being slow boiled.

This whole situation is mad, but it feels plausible because it’s been ratcheted up so gradually.

Can you imagine the country’s reaction if they say this 2 decades ago?

Mzpip ,

Yes Trump is old too but it was plain as day how much more lucid trump is than biden…

And also an unrepentant crook and liar. Who also dreams of being a dictator and getting revenge on his “enemies”.

Asafum ,

Preaching to the choir, but I’m worried about the ignorant people that simply don’t know that about him. All they see is an old bumbling feeble man vs a “strong man.” :(

Mzpip ,

And unfortunately, the media is not informing people. I can’t believe there was no question last night about Project 2025. Just unbelievable.

Plus no fact checkers. Again, unbelievable.

recapitated ,

For sure. It’s a shame that being correct isn’t the strategy for electoral politics.

p5yk0t1km1r4ge ,
@p5yk0t1km1r4ge@lemmy.world avatar

Yeah, this is not looking good, and I’m not impressed

MicrondeMMMMMMM , in To all you outside of the US...
@MicrondeMMMMMMM@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

As a french person we have bigger fishes to fry lmao 😂 (I might live in a fascist state soon™)

AngryCommieKender ,

As an American, I feel ya.

seejur ,

As an Italian person, we are already there…

can ,

How are you coping?

seejur ,

At least for now it’s not openly trying to destroy the democratic apparatus, like Trump did. That’s my only solace. But before singing their praise let’s wait a couple of years… You never know

can ,

Stay vigilant.

CptEnder ,

Oof so you think Macron pulled a David Cameron and shot himself in the foot with the snap election and the RN party gonna sweep? Man so sorry our shitty alt right politics are infecting you guys too.

Noodle07 ,

At least the left is doing something, I just hope it’s enough :x

MicrondeMMMMMMM ,
@MicrondeMMMMMMM@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

My hope is that the NFP will get to the second round and then everyone votes for them against the RN, something similar will happen but victory depends on if macron asks people to vote against the alt right

uis ,

Well, France is known for their national holiday: revolution

trolololol ,

Time to start a new Republic. 5th is the charm number. I guess.

deranger , in Honk

That’s a chonky goose. Roundbird

gravitas_deficiency ,

He really is quite globular

Etterra ,

It’s quite spectacular

gruvn , in To all you outside of the US...
AngryCommieKender ,

Are the mooses swimming in the pool a good thing or a bad thing? Or maybe just a weird thing?

I don’t know how to pluralize moose

jeff ,
@jeff@programming.dev avatar

The plural of moose is meese.

spoiler/s for non-native English speakers

Moose ,
@Moose@moose.best avatar

A majestic flock of meese sounds better that just moose. How many moose? 1, 5, 20? You just don’t know. I’m currently in contact with my MP to resolve this issue, this is very important to me.

jeff ,
@jeff@programming.dev avatar

Wow, I didn’t expect an expert to chime in.

threelonmusketeers ,

Hang on, there’s an entire moose Lemmy instance?

lewdian69 ,

A møøse once bit my sister. No realli!

samus12345 ,
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

She was Karving her initials on the møøse with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush given her by Svenge - her brother-in-law - an Oslo dentist and star of many Norwegian møvies: “The Høt Hands of an Oslo Dentist”, “Fillings of Passion”, “The Huge Mølars of Horst Nordfink”.

Excrubulent ,
@Excrubulent@slrpnk.net avatar
Mossheart ,

If goose are geese, moose must be meese.

samus12345 ,
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

Serious answer: the plural of “moose” is “moose,” not “mooses.”

odium ,

Octopus - octopi
Cactus - cacti
Moose - Mi

AngryCommieKender ,

Moose doesn’t have a “U”

odium ,

Sounds close enough

*ymmv by accent

saigot ,

yeah but that kiddie pool is being rented out for 1500/mo

CancerMancer ,

Yeah and you’re getting renovicted so they can split all the bedrooms up and double the occupancy (and rent)

Cataphract ,
wafflez ,

Someone pls explain

Fuckfuckmyfuckingass ,
@Fuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.world avatar

Canada is north of America. North is typically depicted as being up, or on top.

SparrowRanjitScaur , (edited )

Ya, except now that it’s upside down it’s more Australia than Canada.

wafflez ,

Thank you

exanime ,

We wish… the good/bad neighbour analogy is very apt here; whatever happens in the USA spills over here all the time.

We are about to enter our own Trump shit show when PP is elected next year.

CancerMancer ,

The worst part about the politics here in Canada is that the Liberals always spend years setting up the layup that the Conservatives use to dunk on Canadians. This round is going to feature a whole host of anti-competitive business, bad trade deals, media favouritism, privatization, waves of attacks on worker’s rights… all this and more thanks to the moves set up by the Liberals doing things like refusing to stop the Rogers/Shaw purchase, the failure to make deals with other countries, setting up media and “CanCon” subsidies that favour big media companies, and the intentional attacks on the efficiency and effectiveness of public services.

We are so fucked.

A_Random_Idiot ,

I dont know, I dont think Canada has much room to throw bricks in glass houses at the moment.

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