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Jimbo , in Gonna stab 'em good.
@Jimbo@yiffit.net avatar

Argonian Nightblades be like

BananaOnionJuice , in It's like a more challenging version of the trolley problem
@BananaOnionJuice@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

What if I save her and we go for a coffee or something?

Empricorn ,

Donkeys don’t drink coffee.

iAvicenna , in Garfield do you smell burnt toast?
@iAvicenna@lemmy.world avatar

of what?

abfarid , in NOTREALNOTREALNOTREALNOTREAL
@abfarid@startrek.website avatar

Sure, throw another wrench into my bird training data…

empireOfLove2 OP ,
@empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

I shall be the downfall of AI image detection… or maybe it’s savior, by detecting what the birds really are

fah_Q , in It's like a more challenging version of the trolley problem

I mean it’s not every day I meet a talking donkey. So

FordBeeblebrox , in We all know it's true

It makes my nerd heart happy that the most prolific posters are Trekkies, that’s the internet I left reddit for.

Theharpyeagle , in Old-timey doctors

Something about the phrasing “you should do a lot of cocaine about it” really tickles me. I wonder what you call breaking grammar rules for humor like that.

Crikeste ,

You’ve piqued my interest and now I want to know, too!

deezbutts , in It's like a more challenging version of the trolley problem

Let me see the human from the back

blanketswithsmallpox ,

That’s the thing. They’re all the same from there side…

froh42 , in Garfield do you smell burnt toast?

Jon needs a carbon monoxide detector and a new oven.

Skanky ,

And a storage unit for all that junk in the trunk

FlyingSquid , in Get sorted...
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Hey! I don’t fit into this mold! I’m the guy from the Midwest who left the Midwest, went to Hollywood, had some decent success but not enough to justify staying in such an expensive part of the country (with a baby), moved back to the Midwest, did a bunch of shit jobs that used the skills I learned when in L.A. and now can’t work.

So… um… yay me?

Licksrocks ,

I believe that is the bottom right

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Are you calling me a Juggalo, sir, madam or nonbinary person? Because I have dueled with pistols over less!

lemmy_nightmare ,
@lemmy_nightmare@sh.itjust.works avatar

What roles did you play?

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Without giving too much away, for a couple of examples, I did some VO work for Hanna-Barbera soon before Warner Bros. shut them down and (this will really show my age) a PS2 game.

jaemo ,

Well as an avowed fan of every voice actor ever, thanks for your work, and now I will forever be speculating on the pitch and timbre you might have delivered.

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Why thank you. I’d tell you more, but I give way too much information about myself around here as it is. Someone could pretty easily figure out who I am. I probably shouldn’t make it easier on them.

thedirtyknapkin ,

maybe bottom middle then somewhere between those two

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

I will not be pushed, filed, stamped, indexed, briefed, debriefed or numbered! My life is my own.

flerp ,

You are number 6!

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

I am not a number, I am a free man!

PythagreousTitties ,

(awesome bass line and guitar riffs start)

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

You hear Iron Maiden, I hear Ron Grainer.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlFiHhN8aew

PythagreousTitties ,

I mean, it’s pretty obvious Iron Maiden stole this song. I can’t even tell the difference.

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

The original is much jazzier (which I’m more into). Different strokes…

PythagreousTitties ,

Good music is good music. It doesn’t matter what genre it’s in :) Rock on

gofsckyourself ,

It’s not necessarily a bad thing to be a juggalo, though. I’d say they’re pretty similar to furries. Though, that’s a guess since I’m not part of either group.

FlyingSquid ,
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I was mostly being facetious. I’m sure most of them are perfectly nice people like in most groups.

I have certainly met my share of friendly furries.

gofsckyourself ,

Lol I originally read your comment as “I’m sure one of them are perfectly nice”

TopRamenBinLaden ,

I would hang out with a random juggalo over a random furry. There is a higher chance that the furry enjoys abusing animals, while juggalos typically only abuse their own brain cells.

azulavoir ,

Animal abusers aren’t furries. Conflating them is unhealthy for both

TopRamenBinLaden ,

I am aware that not all furries are animal abusers. An uncomfortable amount of them are, unfortunately. Some of the most prominent furry ‘celebrities’ have been outed as zoophiles and predators, and they still have had a fanbase and are allowed to attend cons afterwards.

That being said, I am just making a dark joke. One of my good friends is a furry who calls out and protests zoophiles in the furrydom. Most furries are pretty wholesome. I just don’t think we should hide the fact that a part of that community were drawn to it because they are sexually attracted to animals.

LemmyKnowsBest ,

If you don’t feel like you fit into any of those four above categories, you’re gonna have to take your own picture of the aimless mayhem you’ve made of your life you described up there and make a fifth category.

FiniteBanjo ,

Your response is exactly how I expect a Juggalo to respond, tho

FlyingSquid , in Garfield do you smell burnt toast?
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

I’m going to ruin this for many of you and I don’t care.

knowyourmeme.com/memes/why-do-they-call-it-oven

Theme ,

I can’t believe Know Your Meme and FlyingSquid (a mid of this very community!) would just lie to me like that.

It’s obviously real, we all know that on 13th July 1997 John Arbuckle did once again descend from the heavens to take His place within His immortal kitchen, to ask The Question. The first question, the oldest question in the universe, hidden in plain sight. But in response, only silence fell.

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

I guarantee you there are people who saw that and assumed it was real.

But more to the point, I wanted to ruin it by letting people know that it was just some stupid tweet that someone paired with a Garfield picture for no reason. Because I’m grumpy this morning.

Theme ,

(I’m one of those people, I’d never seen Garfield, I just presumed it was a one-off misprint or something)

Still spreading heresies because of the anger in your heart. They deny Arbuckle because they will not hear His Truth.

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

You should not trust Garfield comics to give you truths. Jim Davis is the Lord of the Flies.

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/d1be26c4-1013-4bb6-9031-856b75734c2d.png

Theme ,

Even now you preach your vile lies. He is coming with the Light, and all will be Blind with His Glory!

henfredemars ,

Do you think someone would do that? Just go on the Internet and tell lies?

Siegfried ,

I thought FlyingSquid was Jungle, now my game is totally ruined. I’m reporting this.

WereCat , in Garfield do you smell burnt toast?
uis , in Got to let them run around
iaMLoWiQ , in Garfield do you smell burnt toast?

I’d tap that.

vodkasolution , in The Art of the Deal

well, $100 in 1990 is equivalent in purchasing power to about $240.30 today (source) so 21 usd/h should be about 50 usd/h today and the 62.5 usd/h calculated by @Jarix should be 150 usd/h

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