Software Architect turned Engineering Manager
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Software Architect turned Engineering Manager
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We have been played for fools
cross-posted from: hexbear.net/post/3333079
I know Mormons can't have alcohol, but couldn't they just dip their tongue in a glass of beer and not move it?
No licking!
Just Switch Over
What is something people you encounter at your job say that makes you want to scream? (Job, person & quote)
Job: cashier Item doesn’t scanCustomer: “That means it’s free, right?”...
To all you outside of the US... (lemmy.world)
Me irl (media.kbin.social)
Are there any games like Diablo but not Diablo because Diablo?
They Need To Stop Doing This (kerala.party)
What came first, the programmer or the code? (lemmy.world)
this is right way (lemm.ee)
bugs (discuss.tchncs.de)
0 vs null vs undefined - explained with toilet paper (i.stack.imgur.com)
The customer is always right (lemmy.world)
What we really mean (programming.dev)
IMHO, it’s a horrible hack that is just broken. It’s obscure and we need to rewrite it because it has a bad structure. ^X^Cquit^[ESC][ESC]^C
8 hobbits = ? (programming.dev)
How do you say C#? (i.postimg.cc)
I am your Scrum Master! (files.catbox.moe)
Help help! He’s measuring my velocity!
When your project manager tells you that you have to support localization 🍪 (programming.dev)
Why programmers like cooking (programming.dev)
I know I should... but I just really don't wanna (programming.dev)
Rock Star Developer (programming.dev)
Is that term even used anymore? Feels like it was everywhere a couple years ago.
such a beautiful language (programming.dev)
>$ git blame (programming.dev)
in_a_while_memordile() (programming.dev)
marked as duplicate (programming.dev)
The latency is terrible, but the bandwidth isn't too bad. (programming.dev)
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/IP_over_Avian_Carriers
My back hurts (programming.dev)
it makes just as little sense to me (programming.dev)
I really do love the fun IDE colors....
cancel landlords (programming.dev)
as a Jeff this is extra concerning (programming.dev)
Whoa, you're a hacker! (programming.dev)
self-taught developer (programming.dev)
p.s. Happy Father’s Day
Personally, I like my milk and sugar with a little bit of coffee (programming.dev)
Controversial opinion, I know. I was raised Mormon so coffee was devil juice. I’m trying.
Elon Musk Certified Genius* (programming.dev)
*certification paid for by Elon Musk
People on the street might assume you're homeless though (programming.dev)
The customer is always right. 🪞 (programming.dev)
It still counts if I only used it in a 3 day hackathon 7 years ago, right? (programming.dev)
The Programmers' Credo (programming.dev)
AbstractObjectFactoryBuilderFactoryInator (programming.dev)
COBOL inheritance (programming.dev)
👨💻🟰🧙♂️❔ (programming.dev)
Reposting memes from my phone
I'm looking forward to new O'Reilly book (programming.dev)
Ordered a cake with no message. (lemmy.ml)