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Window_Error_Noises , in CBT
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👏*-FAKE-IT-TILL-YOU-MAKE-IT!-*👏

cries

AllNewTypeFace , in 2021 Nigerian Prophecy Calander
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Also the cover of the least street R&B album of 1991

simplejack OP ,
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2021 Prophecies was the hardest album of 1991

Darkblue , in 2021 Nigerian Prophecy Calander

What do the number of black stripes under the months designate?

simplejack OP ,
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Seeing the stripes next to the month helps people know if it is a single, double, or triple stripe month.

Darkblue ,

I’m not sure if you’re pulling my leg, but sure, I get that. But what is a single/double/triple stripe month?

Now I am really curious…

postmateDumbass , in This is what we used to worry about in the 80s. This and global thermonuclear war.

We required high levels of conformity to win the coming nuclear war.

FlyingSquid OP ,
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No punks in the Wolverines!

Semi_Hemi_Demigod ,
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Oh man a version of Wolverines set in a city where punks fight the Russians would be awesome

FlyingSquid OP ,
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I’d watch it.

Best I can do is Buddy Holly fighting Russians with a samurai sword.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=BFArT6S-q0U

ironhydroxide , in Air Friar

Sweet, that’ll help with the ground priest they’re about to get.

abbiistabbii , in To all you outside of the US...
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yeah but your family seems to make your problems our problems so we wanna know just how fucked we are.

Excrubulent ,
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Yeah it’s like listening to your mobster neighbours fighting. It’s their business but anyone can catch a stray.

NegativeInf ,

The answer is always “Very.”

robdor , in Also, you have been turned into a worm.

Irrelevant Sisyphus is always happy because he’s always working out.

Diplomjodler3 , in 2021 Nigerian Prophecy Calander

“How much fruitcakery can you fit into a single poster?”

Nigerians: “Hold my beer.”

Bluefalcon , in Air Friar

Seconds later… The first Friar Tuck and roll!

GuyFi , in Air Friar

This is a dad joke in meme form and I could not be happier

pastel_de_airfryer , in Truly.

I heard they are always trembling because they are too small to retain their body heat. And they are aggressive because everyone else is too big and scary.

These poor dogs literally spend most of their lives cold and terrified.

MeatPilot ,
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Please owner, I seek death. Release me from my torment and… Oh fuck is that the wind? barks uncontrollably

AngryCommieKender ,

Apparently they can feel a horse trotting at a distance of over a mile with their footpads. They are probably driven nuts by cars

tacosplease ,

They were bred as food for Aztec royalty and served like cornish game hens. Their ancestors are in their instincts telling them about us.

FordBeeblebrox ,

Add pugs who live and die choking for breath every minute, selective breeding is not always a good thing just cause it’s cute

(Neither your chihuahuas or pugs are cute, no not even you in the pink outfit with money)

kebabslob , in Truly.

No we are dogs in gods hot car

tacosplease ,

After we stood on the button and rolled up the window

wischi , in Air Friar

Franz Reichelt vibes

cmgvd3lw , in Man-made horrors

For anyone interested, there is a movie called Ritual (2017) and its about the same. Highly recommended.

Tattorack , in To all you outside of the US...
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Unfortunately, when America farts we’re all forced to smell it. America wants Europeans to stay out of American business, buts that’s rather difficult to do when that country demands to be the center of attention.

can ,

And all that hot air rises to Canada.

samus12345 ,
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America wants Europeans to stay out of American business

I don’t. Please send help!

AeonFelis ,

Last time Europe sent people to “help” America it didn’t end well…

samus12345 ,
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Times have changed a lot since then.

Moorshou ,

I concur Please help

not communisim plz

Tattorack ,
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Europe is far from being communist. XD

raspberriesareyummy ,

we’re our own kind of fucked up over here :( Except the Finns, the Finns are cool.

Tattorack ,
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Really? Because every time the weather in Finland goes about 10°C I hear my Finnish friends complain like it’s the apocalypse. XD I’m just glad Denmark is having a decent summer this year.

raspberriesareyummy ,

I’m a big fan of any country voting against the populist trend, so I may ask for asylum in Finland eventually. Although, despite my motivation to learn new languages, that might be a challenge :)

Tattorack ,
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Scandinavia has always been very left side, so it comes to low surprise to me that the left won the European election in Denmark, despite the right trend in the rest of Europe.

However, I will add that right wing Europe is still pretty left from America. Take Geert Wilders, the new guy from the Netherlands. The policies he wants to enact are stricter laws, more difficulty for immigrants, a stronger police force, street curfews for teenagers (real old man yells at cloud energy), and withdrawal from the climate agreement. All very right wing.

But… He also wants better funding for hospitals and schools, higher wages for nurses and teachers, more robust free healthcare system, hard caps and regulations on the increasing housing prices, more affordable housing, a more efficient and cost effective energy grid. If an American politician starts talking about these things they’ll be called a communist!

raspberriesareyummy ,

Scandinavia has always been very left side

Maybe from a hard neo nazi perspective. Denmark and Sweden especially have right-wing extremist parties (Denmark Democrats + New Right + Danish People’s Party together ~= 14.3%, Sweden Democrats 17.5%) with a voter base that has been established over a longer time. The German right wing populists have risen to that level only in recent elections, which is frightening. Geert Wilders is not “the new guy” from the Netherlands, he’s been a populist rightwing piece of shit for decades. Unfortunately, the average Dutch person over 40 / outside university towns is also quite racist under the surface - I lived there for 4 years, speak fluent Dutch with a German accent and since they felt “safe” with their bigotry around me, I have heard enough racist and sexist bullshit from “average middle class” Dutch people that I didn’t feel comfortable in that country anymore. The young people in urban centres are okay, but unfortunately those are not a large enough demographic.

As for comparing with the US - maybe not a good idea: Even young US americans see the democrats for the corporate shills they are, and know that they have to vote for them just to prevent a Handmaid’s Tale Season 6 becoming a documentary.

The US are the scary example for Western Europe as “this will happen here if you don’t pay attention”. No one in Europe will be able to say “I didn’t know” when we slip into a totalitarian regime filled with hate and controlled by corporations, because it might be happening in front of our eyes with a ~10 year headstart in the US. I just hope that’s not what is going to happen in the end, but things have progressed far too much into the worst dystopian future thinkable for this century.

undergroundoverground ,

We did but then you lot started ringing bells.

Tbf, were fucked too.

Kaput ,

Unfortunatly it seems america just shat it’s pant.

match ,
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I’ve been begging for europeans to export unions and labor rights to America for years, we meed help

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