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captainlezbian , in Better call a girl

As a lady I not only understand this strategy I employ it

sxan , in Air Friar
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Man I hope there’s a brace across his back, because a human’s arms are not strong enough to overcome that much resistance.

But it there were a sturdy brace, that looks like almost enough resistance to keep him from dying, if he can keep from tumbling. Which he probably can’t.

Yeah, that guy’s best outcome is a lot of broken bones.

thebestaquaman ,

I can’t see how the force on his arms can become larger than his body weight, which he should be able to hold up?

Other than that, I perfectly agree that this guy ded

sxan ,
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It’s the angle. Can you hold your weight with your arms straight out to the sides? Sure, you can do push-ups, but can you do this?

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/21/d7/86/21d786249d9e199cdf7948a7bc6a320b.jpg

or this?

https://stillmed.olympic.org/media/Photos/2008/08/18/Olympics%20Day%2010%20%20Artistic%20Gymnastics%20%20Mens%20ring.jpg

Most people can’t.

Abnorc ,

I think the acceleration may be an issue too. It’s hard enough to do when you’re still, but it may be harder when you’re plummeting and trying to slow down.

ArtificialLink , in Also, you have been turned into a worm.

I fucking love trolley memes

random_character_a , in Air Friar
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Like every one after that it made a greasy mess.

MeatPilot , in Air Friar
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Brewing beer and baseline jumping off building’s as your bros cheer you on. Apparently friar’s where the precursors to frat bros.

thisbenzingring , in Man-made horrors

Put some hidden solar panels and a battery connected to lights in its eyes for even more fun!

kamenlady ,
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If you go this far, then also make something move in random intervals. Like a slight head tilt.

Uncaged_Jay ,

Okay Satan

FenrirIII ,
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Add small whistles or noisemakers powered by the wind for eerie sound effects

son_named_bort , in Also, you have been turned into a worm.

Sisyphus would only be happy if he ends up on a game show where he can win a car if he picks which one of the three doors is correct. Sisyphus picks door number 1 and then the host reveals door number 3 as one of the doors that does not have the car. The host gives Sisyphus a chance to change his pick to door number 2. Does Sisyphus change his pick?

Bgugi ,

He doesn’t change his pick. He just divides his decision into an infinite field of points, moving half of them to door #2, allowing him to fully choose both doors.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA ,
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Sisyphus could try to change his pick, but he could never get there. He could only change half his pick, then half his remaining pick, then half the remaining remaining pick, and so on until nearly all his pick is changed. It could never be entirely changed though. It also comes with free choice of topping.

Natanael ,

Zeno says hi

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA ,
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he can try

Korbs , in 4th rule
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Idea for ad to publish on porn sites.

MrMobius , in To all you outside of the US...

It’s not that us outsiders like to watch your elections closely. But we need to since they’re gonna have a big impact on the world we live in, whether we like to admit it or not.

_g_be ,

Americans, humble? We could never

match ,
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If you can figure out a way to cut America down to size, please fucking do, it’s not healthy letting us be Too Big To Fail

MrMobius ,

There’s no need for that, unless parts of the US want independence, like some Scots regarding the UK. But break it all up because it’s too messy, not healthy? That’s what critics of the EU or the UN also say. Myself I’ve always been an advocate of unity and collaboration since it’s the only way we’re gonna be able to solve climate change and every other major world crisis.

match ,
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You might be surprised how often Americans fantasize about parts of the country getting independence, not to mention the autonomous indigenous regions (which would always welcome more autonomy).

clot27 , in To all you outside of the US...
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Biden was horrible, he is old, he should retire. (Saying this as an outsider) I have not much knowledge of US politics, just saw debate because it was viral

piotrm , in Also, you have been turned into a worm.

Everyone in the hotel shifts two rooms down. Sis and boulder take rooms 1 and 2, now empty, respectively.

Wilzax ,

You have made infinite people unhappy by forcing them to change rooms. But Sisyphus is happy so who cares about the rest of them

1rre ,

but the room two rooms down is always occupied, for eternity. If you were to instruct everyone to pack their bags, exit in exactly 10 minutes and move two rooms up, you’re always going to have people being late and not vacating the room, so you’ll be dealing with people at reception complaining that they don’t have a room, or that there’s someone in their room. If you’re telling people (or indeed boulders) to move into occupied rooms anyway, then just tell sis & boulder to move into the first two rooms without moving anyone. If you’re not, then wait for someone to check out, as they’d have to wait for a nondeterminate length of time anyway.

Mzpip , in To all you outside of the US...

I’m right at the border (Windsor) and I don’t want to live that close to Gilead (which will happen if Trump wins).

AeonFelis , in To all you outside of the US...

Yea, sorry, no. You Americans cannot be trusted with something so important.

Tabula_stercore , in To all you outside of the US...

Piss the fuck off you yanks

Hobbes_Dent , in Check this shit out

That’s what we used to call an afternoon.

someguy3 ,

That stick has staying power, a week at least.

unexposedhazard ,

Crossposted it to the stick community. Good stick this one.

OldManBOMBIN OP ,

There’s a stick community??

lisquid420 ,
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SeekPie ,

Went there to subscribe, but turns out I already am lol.

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