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Frozzie , in Shitty deal
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No way all beads on the far left fit in one orifice.

ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
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Oh I can assure you that some people fit far larger and longer things in there.

Frozzie ,
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Really? I’m a visual learner, how about you show me 😁😳😳

coffeebiscuit ,

😗🫥🫥🫥

M137 ,
@M137@lemmy.world avatar

There are many videos of people fitting way more than that. They’re not hard to find.

CrowAirbrush ,

I can send some videos if you like😅

surewhynotlem ,

Well that’s just selfish. They should learn to share

MissJinx ,
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yes I mean how do you even hopd your poop after fiting one of those in your ashole

Agent641 ,

Butt plug. Literally used to plug up a loose sphincter between poops.

MissJinx ,
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omg, why 🤮

ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
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Weird sex

IndefiniteBen ,

What size do you estimate they are? Tennis ball sized?

CluckN , in LASER HIGH FIVE!

Finally some art

lemmydividebyzero , in Time to hit the gym

Your weight is positive? Aren’t you ashamed to go out of the house with such a body

loaExMachina ,

The fatso didn’t leave the house, but ate it from whithin.

kaffiene , in The Jebus Said So.

And post offensive stupid stuff publically and act surprised when people don’t like it

TrickDacy ,
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Hells yeah! Also gotta downvote facts that contradict ya. That’ll teach 'em.

SlopppyEngineer ,

And at worst send death threats if somebody else posts things not to their liking, because freeze peach.

chicken ,

that seems more anti free speech than anything

Slovene ,

That’s not at worst. At worst is: murder employees of a French magazine or murder doctors to preserve the sanctity of life.

creamed_eels ,

“But everyone on /stormfront loved it!”

299792458ms , in Any Croatians here?

You should go to latin america, road signs are now suggestions lmao.

exu OP ,

30 this curve requires high driving skill, or you will fall off the cliff

empireOfLove2 ,
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roll for initiative!
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your steering rack snapped and you are now being turned into McNuggets pink paste

SubArcticTundra ,
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Ahh, so that’s how they’re made

empireOfLove2 ,
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Yummy, isn’t it?

UselesslyBrisk , in People warn about culture shock, but nothing prepared ne for this solid toilet paper roll in Vietnam

I dont think i saw any TP in VN. Everything was bidet and wash hands.

wasnt terrible. Cold showers constantly and no water pressure were by far more of a culture shock to me. It was more similar to when I would go and hike for weeks on end in college.

mlg ,
@mlg@lemmy.world avatar

Yeah when they say 10 min max limit, they really mean it.

And even then you see people taking showers as fast as 5 minutes to save water stored in the tank.

ngwoo ,

Do they use rainwater collection tanks for showers or is it just a buffer tank on the roof to compensate for low pressure?

MonkderVierte , (edited )

Skin pores close on cold water, making it less effective. Feels gross for me too (hypersensitivity), did that once for a while in a hot summer.

LarmyOfLone ,

Hmm. I guess theoretically you could soap up with warmer water before getting in the cold shower. So the shower is mostly just rinse.

UselesslyBrisk ,

I was in the southern parts, you were hot and it was already warm. The shower was basically a way to cool off. I would take a couple a day, but they were always quick. and again, water pressure was like 5-10 psi on a good day.

We got an Airbnb in Hanoi at one point, and that had hot showers and good pressure and I took a very long one. Best I had felt in a while.

MontyBGud , in giving her 🧀

You cant just post something wild and not provide a source, I want to read this book.

GrabtharsHammer , (edited )

Looks like “The Complete Book of Magic and Witchcraft” by Kathryn Paulsen.

JusticeForPorygon , (edited )
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I couldn’t verify it but that’s the name I found too.

Edit: goddamn a used mass market paperback copy is $50 on eBay. Nevermind I guess I won’t be getting burned at the stake.

Omgboom ,

archive.org/…/the-complete-book-of-magic-and-witc…

JusticeForPorygon ,
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Good old archive.org to the rescue

Still though, I’ve never been a big fan of ebooks. As terminally online as I am, I’ve never been able to get into it.

Just a different vibe I guess

genfood OP ,
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Here is the page: https://feddit.org/pictrs/image/fd73f9bf-7a90-485a-bc1a-1099e5a96bfb.jpeg

TriflingToad ,

that got a lot worse in the 2nd sentence

CanadianCarl ,

Page 98.

Sadrockman ,
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Not with that attitude.

LordWiggle ,
@LordWiggle@lemmy.world avatar

What!? Witchcraft? Magic? I don’t believe in that bullshit, but you most definitely can win a woman’s heart with cheese. That’s just a scientific fact.

Banichan , in giving her 🧀
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useless red circle

Redfox8 ,

I need the text highlighted please, I’ve no idea what anyone is talking about…

empireOfLove2 , in *He's beginning to believe*
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Hate it when that happens

casmael ,

So frustrating

casmael , in *He's beginning to believe*

Come on down, sweet Virginia

some_guy , in giving her 🧀

And here I thought I had to share her interests and perform thoughtful acts. Cheat code unlocked.

zephr_c ,

I mean, if you have a shared interest in cheese this probably counts as a thoughtful act.

LodeMike , in Scam speeding ticket

Did you look at the photo?

jws_shadotak ,

If the photo isn’t goatse I’ll be upset

Arbiter ,

Or it’s a malicious file.

SturgiesYrFase ,
@SturgiesYrFase@lemmy.ml avatar

Why not both?

werefreeatlast OP ,

Nah it was definitely a fake email.

LodeMike ,

Smart

Duke_Nukem_1990 , in Those poor plants

Siding with alt right trash like Joe Roegan to own the libs vegans 😎

YeetPics , (edited )
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Even a broken clock is right twice a day 😎

Duke_Nukem_1990 ,

Not a digital one.

YeetPics ,
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On the scale of clock tech, you think Rogan is a digital clock?

Excuse me while I scoff lmao, dude is a turd and ¾

Duke_Nukem_1990 ,

Digital, as in utterly useless, unlike an analog clock that is right twice a day, as you said.

gedaliyah , in Time to hit the gym
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https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/f9809ca3-9ee2-42e3-8e4a-6c540b1d535f.jpeg

Checks out.

RecluseRamble ,

Pff, you youngsters and your high tech.

iamericandre , in When you've been in the pool a little too long...

It shrinks?

Tedesche ,

Yes. Female?

Arthur_Leywin ,

Yes. Elephant?

ignotum ,

Yes. Dolphin?

bonnetbee ,

Hell no

Darken ,
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Racism against dolphins has to end I mean sharks ain’t even so cool to act cocky in front of dolphins

bonnetbee ,

Hey, don’t pull the racist card on me, some of my best friends are dolphins. I am 1/16 of a dolphin myself. I just heard a lot of them are Trump voters.

Bonehead ,

Like a frightened turtle!

chromeo ,

I don’t know how you guys walk around with those things.

BeigeAgenda ,
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Yes, if it gets shy/cold enough it can end up as an innie, cycling can also trigger it.

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