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FlyingSquid , in You can't act fabulous after a hip surgery.
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My mother’s housemate is getting a hip replacement soon. I’m sending this to her. She’ll get a kick out of it (no pun intended).

LemmyKnowsBest ,

Please don’t let her kick.

FlyingSquid ,
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She won’t be able to for quite some time because she just got a knee replacement! When I drove over to the town where my mother lives (for other reasons) I came by to pick up something for my daughter and my mom met me outside and told me her housemate was in so much pain that she hadn’t slept all night and had finally fallen asleep. This was around 3 pm. I feel bad for the lady and I’m now wondering if she’s going to go through with the hip replacement if the knee replacement has been this hard on her. She’s in her 70s and her mother is still alive in her 90s, so hopefully she’s got a lot of years to go. I hope it all helps.

Crazy part: She lives upstairs and my mom lives downstairs. They agreed to not change bedrooms. The housemate is planning on getting up and down the stairs sitting down.

aeronmelon , in Kids and their computers these days.

That truck was created on a computer.

variants ,

That truck has a computer in it

Steamymoomilk ,
SeekPie ,

There’s more

Etterra ,

No.

Technus , in Kids and their computers these days.

Okay but the real question is, can these nano chips run DOOM? Where can I find out how to jailbreak these bad boys?

Etterra ,

Maybe. I’m more concerned if they’re better with sour cream and onion or guac.

alucard , in Kids and their computers these days.

It’s the Twitter mobile!

Etterra ,

I don’t know… Count up those characters and see if it fits.

some_guy , in Kids and their computers these days.

https://lemmy.sdf.org/pictrs/image/29dbc704-06e0-41ee-b3cc-861c1a60cce6.png

It’s somewhat surprising that someone who is this entrenched in a belief system would make this mistake. s/venereal/benereal/

_stranger_ ,

I used to know a guy named Ben and this describes him perfectly.

Etterra ,

It’s pretty clear that writing is not this guy’s strongest suit. Whether that’s a consequence of poor education, learning disorders, or whatever schizophrenic weirdness is going on inside his brain to cause this to barf out of it, I couldn’t tell you.

hungryphrog , in Kids and their computers these days.

All this time I’ve had a free computer and only now someone has finally told me about it??

Etterra ,

What do you think the next rerelease of Skyrim is going to be for?

souless , in dumbass

Seeing his behavior at the RNC recently he is nothing short of a selfish, pompous asshole who thrives on the postitive reinforcement generated from the dumpster fire of his own ego.

Kecessa , in And why your brother is your father and the father of your child😂

Kinda weird, for dogs that would be like if we could becomes parents at 8 or so…

MeatsOfRage , in There you go, buddy!

Without the result this video is a nothing burger.

lolrightythen ,

I would think the pin got removed right after the video. Only the nearby cars would see any damage from this.

frickineh , in dumbass

I really hope he just has the worst injector in the world and this isn’t permanent. If it’s a face lift, it’s what he deserves, but I’m not sure the rest of us should have to look at him like that forever.

BluJay320 ,
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Nah. He deserves to look exactly like what he is.

frickineh ,

Yeah, but what about what the rest of us deserve? It’s so awful.

nifty ,
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That’s a face lift

ShinkanTrain , in Loading like a 90's dell computer
Etterra , in Breaking News!

If his old age kills him like a week after the elections, I am probably going to laugh my ass off. Don’t get me wrong, that’s 100% irony and nothing else. Go enjoy some ice cream Uncle Joe. I’d say that I hope he can find some way to live with the Gazan genocide he’s helped prepare, but I mean come on.

Debs , in There you go, buddy!

What happens next? I need answers!

nifty , (edited ) in Inventory slot rule
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Nobody wants to melee with you OP, you’re drunk on Taco Bell hot sauce. Stop imagining things

Boozilla , in dumbass

I’m pretty sure Gaetz looks like that because there’s a tiny, evil extraterrestrial inside his skull driving his body around like that character in Men in Black.

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