I really hope he just has the worst injector in the world and this isn’t permanent. If it’s a face lift, it’s what he deserves, but I’m not sure the rest of us should have to look at him like that forever.
If his old age kills him like a week after the elections, I am probably going to laugh my ass off. Don’t get me wrong, that’s 100% irony and nothing else. Go enjoy some ice cream Uncle Joe. I’d say that I hope he can find some way to live with the Gazan genocide he’s helped prepare, but I mean come on.
I’m pretty sure Gaetz looks like that because there’s a tiny, evil extraterrestrial inside his skull driving his body around like that character in Men in Black.
Unintentionally, of course. The fog that morning was incredibly thick, he didn’t see the roundabout and drove onto it full bore. Clipped a direction sign and damn near grated one side of the bodywork off.
What, you don’t enjoy a bunch of sleepy whiny junkies self-indulgently wailing through a three chord Bob Dylan cover for 15 minutes? Man, weren’t nineties arena rock great.
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