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Schlemmy ,

Search for Pink and Brie.

DudeImMacGyver ,
@DudeImMacGyver@sh.itjust.works avatar

I gave my partner cheese and we’ve been together for almost ten years, this is probably true.

Bunnylux ,
@Bunnylux@lemmy.world avatar

I’m sorry but I must downvote because this has been reposted to hell and back for literally 10 years on every platform known to humanity.

wreckedcarzz ,
@wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world avatar

We are all your age with your memories. You found the secret, congratulations!

frezik ,

It’s true. I once gave a woman cheese, and we were fucking within 10 minutes.

We also planned to hookup that night already, but it had to be the cheese.

niktemadur ,

Was it some sort of blind hookup Tinder-like, and the “password” was a real, actual piece of cheese?
Like with spy craft, “I’ll be at the plaza at 10pm, sitting on the bench in front of the fountain. I will be wearing a Gary Coleman “OBEY” t-shirt and carrying a dark green backpack. You will ask me for a piece of cheese”.

frezik ,

Nothing like that. I just offered to get some cheese for a pre-hookup snack.

ivanafterall ,
@ivanafterall@lemmy.world avatar

Wanna grab some cheese before we bone?

niktemadur ,

“Before we bone, I must tell you… I ate radishes earlier. Perhaps you should, too.”
And that’s how you get on equal footing before jumping into the sack.

Squeezer ,

Wisdom.

menjegfikk ,

https://lemmynsfw.com/pictrs/image/520b81a2-7964-4e3b-b932-facf8779c35b.gif

Banichan ,
@Banichan@dormi.zone avatar

useless red circle

Redfox8 ,

I need the text highlighted please, I’ve no idea what anyone is talking about…

Tenthrow ,
@Tenthrow@lemmy.world avatar

I know several women this would work on.

supercriticalcheese ,

Works gooda enough eh?

TommySoda ,

I think this can work with men too. I know this because I am a man and love cheese. I love cheese so much that I go through the pain of being lactose intolerant just to eat me some of that cheese.

Gullible ,

“Baby, stop running. I have muenster!”

VonCesaw ,

If she’s running she doesn’t know what muenster is If she does know what it is and still runs, shes possibly insane and you are both better off

blackjam_alex ,

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/1b01d3f8-2d52-42ff-b7a8-a05fa2feee4d.png

TriflingToad ,

GOALS

Assman ,
@Assman@sh.itjust.works avatar

Dating in Wisconsin

ivanafterall ,
@ivanafterall@lemmy.world avatar

I’m straight, but 12kg of free, fresh Wisconsin cheese might open me to negotiations.

Voyajer ,
@Voyajer@lemmy.world avatar

Cheese.

sentient_loom ,
@sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works avatar

I hope some insane person has tried all these things.

Arbiter ,

That would attract far too many women.

some_guy ,

And here I thought I had to share her interests and perform thoughtful acts. Cheat code unlocked.

zephr_c ,

I mean, if you have a shared interest in cheese this probably counts as a thoughtful act.

Even_Adder ,

That whole page is full of wild shit.

sentient_loom ,
@sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works avatar

So you’ve tried these techniques and they didn’t work? Or have you not tried them at all?

pkmkdz ,

Bro tried them all but has skill issue

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