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eager_eagle , in A horse walks into a trial
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Well, not far off

Pete adopted the stage name “Megan Thee Stallion” after she was called a “stallion” during her adolescence due to her height (5 ft 10 in (178 cm))[7] and “thicc” body frame;[10] voluptuous, statuesque women in the southern United States are sometimes colloquially called “stallions”.[1]

Apytele ,

Can’t find any height comparison photos but her proportions in the photos I do see scaled up to this stated height are positively Amazonian. She looks like she could crush my head with her thighs.

TwoBeeSan ,

Real hot girl shit

NielsBohron ,
@NielsBohron@lemmy.world avatar

Don’t threaten me with a good time…

Slovene ,

Death by snoo snoo?

fhqwgads ,

Whoever found and cited [10] is doing God’s work lol.

Monstrosity ,
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Oh. I always assumed it was because she is, like, well endowed, or something. Guess that’s a me thing.

PhlubbaDubba ,

Nah that’d be if she was a man, though tbf she does absolutely bring BDE to the show.

PhlubbaDubba ,

TIL Megan Thee Stallion is eye level with me

That’s actually shorter than I expected, IDK why I always expect celebs to be taller than they are in person.

Also the version I saw her give was that she decided on it after some grampa on a stoop type guy started jokingly cat calling her and saying she was “hot” like a stallion, I think it was meant more to be a joke about her being a big personality.

MewtwoLikesMemes , (edited ) in Thanks to science, men can now locate the clitoris with micrometer accuracy.
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This needs to be NSFW.


Edit: Whelp, this is embarrassing. I thought that was a vagina; it is, in fact, a larynx. Yeahhhhhhhhh Imma just go bang my head against the door for an hour. Brb.

shalafi ,

Are you thinking the clit has a white ring around it?! Get your face in there soldier and get to work!

MewtwoLikesMemes ,
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I…don’t understand what you’re asking me. Could you please rephrase?

medgremlin ,

The little white ring is a larynx. This is a video-assisted intubation.

NikkiDimes ,

And it’s still NSFW! Because I really shouldn’t be on Lemmy at work…

MewtwoLikesMemes ,
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Ah. Whoops. I thought that was an internal view of the vagina.

Clearly, I was incorrect and will edit my original comment.

Rev3rze ,

The point they’re making is that what you’re looking at in the picture isn’t NSFW. The title is deliberately misrepresenting an advert to make it seem NSFW, a classic shitposting tradition.

MewtwoLikesMemes ,
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I didn’t even realize that was a piece of metal. It’s kind of hard to see on a phone. My bad.

Trilobite , in I'm so sorry

They will probably take turns on his chinussy

A7thStone ,

Now that is something I didn’t know I never ever wanted to hear.

ArtVandelay ,
@ArtVandelay@lemmy.world avatar

You take that word out of my brain right fucking now

Trilobite ,

Chinussy…

solsangraal , in I'm so sorry

fucking LOL

nightwatch_admin , in I'm so sorry

I hope the dems are going to use this as an actual election poster, the burn oh the burn

cabron_offsets , in I'm so sorry

fkn lol

blackbelt352 , in I'm so sorry

Why must you bestow this cursed knowledge upon us?

ChicoSuave , in Not a bad guess...

This movie is wild. It starts off with a boy and his talking dog like an old live action Disney movie. But it gets real dark, real fast until Topeka, at which point it turns the whole concept around and the rapist is now being raped, which seems super under examined because of the sudden revolution subplot. Again, it’s a wild ride and not for everyone, but I’m glad I saw it.

jaggedrobotpubes , in I'm so sorry

You can tell it’s fake because Trump appears to be genuinely smiling. Dead giveaway.

samus12345 ,
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resetbypeer ,

That’s the face when he comes off the toilet and dumped his McDonald’s.

thegreatgarbo ,

Mmmm, McDonald’s

Steamymoomilk ,

:|

I cant unsee the ASCII

samus12345 ,
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There’s a smugness there not captured by the ASCII, though.

_stranger_ ,

:]

samus12345 ,
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Closer. Don’t think there’s a way to also capture the squinty eyes.

cafeinux ,

¦-]

samus12345 ,
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Hey, that’s pretty good!

frunch ,

LOL this is a great little thread, kudos to all involved! This really gave me a good chuckle

ILikeBoobies ,
x4740N ,

I made this cursed thing inspired by your comment

https://lemm.ee/pictrs/image/7c118329-2fc9-4571-88c3-0227b07607bf.jpeg

Jimbo ,
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Steamymoomilk ,

TODO list

wake up_

• _go to work

• sleep < “welp cant do that now”

ShaggySnacks ,

That punchable smirk.

UsefulInfoPlz ,

Is… is that a smile or a strain from taking a huge, orange shit? I can’t tell…

samus12345 ,
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It’s the strain of attempting something so unnatural to him as a smile.

altima_neo ,
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Also he doesn’t look terribly out of shape

Wilzax ,

While I doubt he’s the spitting image of a healthy body, I’m willing to bet a lot of the chub on him is a bulletproof vest. I don’t believe for a second the man goes anywhere without one these days

db2 ,

And his hands are too big.

Thebeardedsinglemalt ,

It almost looks like Biden’s smile

Hydra_Fk ,

And he isn’t fatter and orange enough.

maniclucky ,

Heh, even AI can’t imagine that color being natural.

stebo02 ,
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fr I’ve never seen his teeth before

Gennadios , in Horror Sign

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  • AlexWIWA , in I'm so sorry

    Straight to hell. Do not pass go. Do not collect $200

    DogPeePoo , in I'm so sorry

    pegged.com

    Veneroso ,

    That was a risky click.

    cm0002 ,

    Oh hey, the domain is available!

    Oh no, GoDaddy owns it :/

    How fitting

    over_clox , in I'm so sorry

    Should have had him wearing a diaper…

    hoss ,

    Should have been me on that couch 🥵

    Banichan , in My hopes for the Sonic 3 The Movie 🤞
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    I already had Sonic Fatigue™ in the 90’s, everything since has been like a blue hobo set up in the corner of your living room for 20+ years that refuses to move out while younger generations stand outside the window cheering for him.

    Sanctus ,
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    FUCK YEAH SONIC

    FUCKEN RUN N SHIT

    YEAH

    sbv , in Not a bad guess...
    FlyingSquid OP , (edited )
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    Honestly, it’s a good movie. One of the better adaptations of a sci-fi story to be honest. Ellison was directly involved, which is why. The only complaint I can make is the same big one Ellison made- they changed the last line of the story. The only other big change is that Vic is older in the movie than he was in the novella.

    Edit: If you’re a Fallout fan, you should definitely watch it, because it was one of the inspirations for the look and feel of the games.

    And look! You can watch it for free! www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQRg11HvfJU

    FartsWithAnAccent ,
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    Thanks for the link! There's a full movies on YouTube magazine somewhere but I can't remember the name now, they'd probably appreciate this.

    Skullgrid ,
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    There’s a full movies on YouTube magazine somewher

    lemmy.world/c/[email protected]

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