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SocialMediaRefugee ,

Giant butt toys can’t be good for your colon

ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

Some good warmup and you’re golden, or so I’ve heard.

JewKiller64 ,

Fuck the jews

mechoman444 ,

Second one from the right looks a little worn.

ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

It’s the favorite

CrowAirbrush ,

I’m dissapointed by the lack of commitment, it seems the owner never made it past the second smallest one 🤣

ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

That one definitely was the favorite

SocialMediaRefugee ,

“The Goldilocks” effect. “This one is just right”

SocialMediaRefugee ,

It is why they had to move…

mariusafa ,

My dumbass me first tought this was some kind of gym aparatus.

ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

Yeah it’s for the private gym

callyral ,
@callyral@pawb.social avatar

same

supercriticalcheese ,

it’s a training of sorts.

Frozzie ,
@Frozzie@lemmy.world avatar

No way all beads on the far left fit in one orifice.

ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

Oh I can assure you that some people fit far larger and longer things in there.

Frozzie ,
@Frozzie@lemmy.world avatar

Really? I’m a visual learner, how about you show me 😁😳😳

coffeebiscuit ,

😗🫥🫥🫥

M137 ,
@M137@lemmy.world avatar

There are many videos of people fitting way more than that. They’re not hard to find.

CrowAirbrush ,

I can send some videos if you like😅

surewhynotlem ,

Well that’s just selfish. They should learn to share

MissJinx ,
@MissJinx@lemmy.world avatar

yes I mean how do you even hopd your poop after fiting one of those in your ashole

IndefiniteBen ,

What size do you estimate they are? Tennis ball sized?

robocall ,
@robocall@lemmy.world avatar

Are you supposed to put all the beads in your butthole and pull them out fast? Or do you put one in and let the others dangle?

RegalPotoo ,
@RegalPotoo@lemmy.world avatar

Like you are starting a lawnmower

jol ,

I’ve seen them do that in porn. But you have to be already extremely relaxed for that.

0x4E4F ,
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

Yes, and well lubed.

Enema not included in tutorial 😂.

jol ,

I mean yeah, naturally. And with a good lube too. But people that do this are the ones already prepared for fisting or harder.

0x4E4F ,
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

Footing 🤔? I’ve seen that, but, come on, that’s just… not right IMO… it’s at that point I’m like “OK, enough pr0n for today” 😂.

jol ,

Street cones

ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

Bed posts?

0x4E4F ,
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

Jars 😬…

Yeah, that probably brings back some bad memories, I’ll see myself out 🏃.

ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

Yeah the jar man is a staple of internet history.

0x4E4F ,
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

Still, it’s one of the grosest videos I’ve ever seen… 2 girls 1 cup is a walk in the park compared to that…

ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

I totally agree. I’ve seen some weird shit online. I’ve been to rotten dot com. But glass jar man is in a league of its own.

0x4E4F ,
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

Exactly 👍.

Xanthrax ,
@Xanthrax@lemmy.world avatar

Rip start.

idunnololz ,
@idunnololz@lemmy.world avatar

Like a beyblade

CanadianCarl ,

let’er rip.

BreadOven ,

Let’er rip.

sockenklaus ,
@sockenklaus@sh.itjust.works avatar

Obviously you do as you like but a common way is to put then in as far as you like / as it’s comfortable and pull them out slowly.

Th4tGuyII ,
@Th4tGuyII@kbin.social avatar

You can only hope these were cleaned after their last use

FinishingDutch ,
@FinishingDutch@lemmy.world avatar

Can these ever really be clean enough for you to knowingly touch one? Nah.

Th4tGuyII ,
@Th4tGuyII@kbin.social avatar

Especially that first one - I'm scared to think that someone can even accomodate that up there

0x4E4F ,
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

The rectum can stretch a lot. So, yes, that can fit in a butthole.

And you can boil them if you wanna reuse them, they’re usually just silicon, doesn’t melt at 100C.

Kase ,

When I was a kid I had a friend who would go around saying you can fit a raccoon in your butthole. I’ve never forgotten it, but I’ve also never worked up the nerve to find out if that’s true (for clarity, I mean via internet search, not via experimentation). It haunts me (⁠・⁠_⁠・⁠;⁠)

0x4E4F ,
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

Don’t look for it, I can tell you that, in theory, yes it can (and I really do mean theory, I haven’t googled for something like that as well 😂).

Sigh_Bafanada ,

Two, even

FinishingDutch ,
@FinishingDutch@lemmy.world avatar

I’ve been on the internet since 1995. I know what can fit up there with the average human. But yeah, I don’t think that’s the one you start with.

ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

Glass jar man is forever etched into memory

v81 ,

Do not search for this.

Glass is glass, and glass breaks.

ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

You can search for an explanation of it but I’d never recommend actually watching the thing.

WashedOver ,
@WashedOver@lemmy.ca avatar

Reminds me of years ago of a team I played on. They turned out to be some collection type guys. Didn’t realize at first. They were petty good to me and they were the first team I joined as I was pretty young then.

In the locker room before one of the games as we are getting ready, one of the guys pulls out of his hockey bag his lady’s double dong and starts tossing it around the room like a hot potato. I’m not sure I want to know why it was in his hockey bag as those things can get pretty gross as it is.

I’ll never forget that episode. It was never on the list of first ways to see as double dong in real life.

0x4E4F ,
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

One of the things that stays burned in you forever…

ASeriesOfPoorChoices ,

The old chocolate pretzel handshake.

(From Mall Rats, if you missed it)

0x4E4F ,
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

Man, I never understood that joke until now 🤣🤣🤣… thank you so much!

TheBlue22 ,

Surely not…

Sabre363 ,

They look like dog toys. Yeah, they’re definitely dog toys

WashedOver ,
@WashedOver@lemmy.ca avatar

A new version of a Kong Connect?

postmateDumbass ,

Peanut butter ready!

Steamymoomilk ,

O its connects allright XD

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