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xusontha , to memes in *Violet explosion in background*

oompa loompas dancing

Oompa Loompa Doopity Doo

They Signed the Consent Form, So Did You

CrazyEddie041 ,
@CrazyEddie041@kbin.social avatar

Oompa Loompa Doopity Dee

We can't assume liability!

xusontha , (edited )

Please listen to us civilly

we can kill you legally

Jimmycrackcrack , to memes in I'm an adult. I can go to bed whenever I want

Yeh totally works, I mean, I’m sitting at my desk at work shaking and I can hardly read the screen as random words go variously in and out of focus and despite being hair trigger alert I’m also exhausted and the verge falling face down unconscious on my keyboard and I have to read every email 10 times over before actually understanding it and then somehow still respond in a way that doesn’t quite make total sense. But technically, I’m awake and I’m physically here and nobody can say otherwise.

KpntAutismus ,

most coherent coffe drinker: ^

HamBrick ,

I’ll have you know I am currently slightly more coherent right now

Track_Shovel OP ,

Hey. It’s me. I’m in this comment.

pimeys ,

Oh god. That was me last week. Waking up to “think about things” at 3am, staying awake until six and waking up at eight. I have no tolerance for days like this, I felt like absolute shit.

LazaroFilm , to memes in Babe, pls pick up
@LazaroFilm@lemmy.world avatar

One time there was a real emergency and couldn’t reach my wife. So I activated find my iPhone on her phone. It will ring at full volume no matter what. Not to abuse but useful in times of emergency.

scytale ,

Good to know, thanks. Wife also forgets to unmute her phone and she only answers the phone if it’s me, so if she’s aware of where I am and doesn’t expect me to be calling, she ignores any call.

weeeeum ,

I believe there is a feature on both ios and android that chosen contacts will be unaffected by do not disturb

Batman , to memes in Untitled Goose Game

You leave window loose, you get the goose!

Slovene ,

And then it bites you in the caboose.

Imgonnatrythis , to memes in was this not allowed before?

Are they letting you guys keep your screens on yet? Or is that something that’s being saved for 19? Probably not a big deal for most, but an always on display for time, calendar, and alerts without having to do anything to active my phone is clutch for me. When I see other peoples phones with blank black screens they look so dead.

vodka ,

They have actually introduced AOD, but only from the iPhone 15.

Their reasoning for not backporting the feature (unless phone is charging) is that the older models don’t have LTPO displays that go down to the 1hz they do in AOD on the 15. A stupid reason imo.

tyler ,

Huh? Always on display has been around in iOS for years. Since 2022 with the 14.

Cryophilia ,

That’s like…one, maybe two years

As compared with Android, which is like…decades

vodka ,

Ah! You’re right, they had it on the 14 Pro and Pro Max. That isn’t years though, its barely 1.5 years. (September '22)

It was just not on the normal non-pro models. iPhone 15 non-pro got it though.

h3mlocke ,

Fucking weird comment

Imgonnatrythis ,

Just use the little arrows next time mate.

PsychedSy ,

Fucking weird comment

BigBananaDealer ,
@BigBananaDealer@lemm.ee avatar

im stealing this for the next rational and highly upvoted comment i see

tyler ,

It’s been around since 2022. Though I actually turned mine mostly off besides the clock because it’s just unnecessary and distracting the majority of the time. And super unhealthy.

emergencyfood ,

Wouldn’t this drain your battery and cause burn-in on your screen?

Kevo ,

It does take more battery than just a blank screen, but it is kept extremely dim and automatically changes placement on the screen every so often so it doesn’t burn in. Also, if it doesn’t detect light (like if it were in your pocket) it turns off. I havent done the math, but i think playing a game on your phone for like 30 minutes would probably drain the battery a similar amount to a whole day if this display

Imgonnatrythis ,

Minimal / worth it / non impactful assuming you charge nightly anyway and no.

Anticorp ,

I love how concise your answer is

AFKBRBChocolate , to asklemmy in Is this actually true???

It’s true that we have the lines. There’s no evidence that cats can see them, but it’s theorized that they can. Here’s a good article.

hark , to lemmyshitpost in Elder scrolls
@hark@lemmy.world avatar

I like 1998 the most. Easy on the eyes and doesn’t distract from the content that would appear on the side, but has enough pop to indicate that it can be interacted with.

Psythik ,

For me it’s the XP scrollbars that do it for me, cause I was sick and tired of the BSoDs I got during the Win9x era (especially in WinMe). I couldn’t wait to get a PC with the newer OS as a teen. It was considerably more stable for me (especially after SP2).

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  • Demdaru ,

    I loved and I still do love Win 7. Only Windows edition I bought. But XP was solid as a rock, that’s true… … …I still miss Aero though. :(

    Speculater , to memes in The Extra Mile
    @Speculater@lemmy.world avatar

    Bro, I’m salaried and only really need to work six hours a day. So that’s exactly what I do. My coworkers put in 12-14 hours a day six days a week… We get the same paycheck.

    Granted, I’m consistently rated at the bottom of my department by my supervisors, but I’m also the most highly requested employee by our customers. Literally no one else gets requested by name and I have to triage projects.

    HobbitFoot ,

    Why do you think there is so much disparity between your bosses and your clients?

    Speculater ,
    @Speculater@lemmy.world avatar

    I show up late and leave early and don’t participate in the “work culture” stuff, this makes my employer upset.

    I get requested because I’m the best at my job and the customers talk to each other. I’ve had clients from other employees ask to switch to me but that’s not allowed by policy. The best I can do is look at the work they’re receiving and give feedback.

    HobbitFoot ,

    Sounds like shitty management.

    Speculater ,
    @Speculater@lemmy.world avatar

    It’s crabs in a bucket and they’re mad I won’t get in the water. I’m paid well and they mostly leave me alone. They’ve only once fucked up my career once by bad-mouthing me to a department I tried to transfer to in order to learn a new skill.

    HobbitFoot ,

    Crabs in a bucket makes sense for the staff, but not the management. Management should be judging with outputs in mind.

    Landless2029 ,

    See I’m salary but I’m forced to put in 8 hrs a day. Even if I have no work to do. It sucks.

    Speculater ,
    @Speculater@lemmy.world avatar

    That’s horrible. What’s the point of salary if you have an hourly requirement? That sounds like fake hourly.

    Pickle_Jr ,

    The point of Salary is so they don’t have to pay for overtime. The slave labor is the purpose, forcing people to work more than 8 is just a nice little cherry on top ☺️.

    Speculater ,
    @Speculater@lemmy.world avatar

    Having a one way street that can only work for them seems like some serious bullshit. I’m glad we don’t track our time where I work. If I had mandatory hours I’d insist on hourly rates.

    theangryseal ,

    Boom shakalaka. He shoots he scores.

    This is the answer. I worked for a company before the law changed where “managers have to work 60 hours a week”. You know why? Because those last 20 hours made them half of what they would have had to pay someone else. Somehow people fell for it though. “It’s a guaranteed paycheck if I git sick. It’ll work out, won’t it?”

    Nope.

    It ain’t for you boo boo.

    EndHD ,

    do you have any other advice? they got us going back to the mines soon with no additional pay, no parking, and no bus passes. so I’m looking to adjust accordingly

    Speculater ,
    @Speculater@lemmy.world avatar

    Honestly, if you have time and are risk tolerant, going to flight school is a great career at the moment. You take on $200k in debt though.

    MrVilliam ,

    I’m consistently rated at the bottom of my department by my supervisors

    Unless you miss out on raises or promotions because of this or lose your job, this is meaningless. It’s “this will go on your permanent record” but for adults. This is coming from somebody who is pretty proudly the quiet worker who stays around the middle of the pack and does just enough to keep things slightly better than just maintained, so both coworkers and bosses can objectively see that I’m neither making things worse nor just keeping things coasting. And I got a promotion last year, so I guess it’s the right strategy (here, anyway) lol.

    Speculater ,
    @Speculater@lemmy.world avatar

    Yep, they’re only middle management as far as the company is concerned I’m still competitive for corporate level promotions and my “bad” reputation will stay back in my current office. I’m gunning for a promotion next summer, so hopefully these dingbats will be in my rearview mirror next year.

    MrVilliam ,

    Good luck and Godspeed! Write down every recent and upcoming success so you can cite objective improvements in your interviews/meetings. Customer feedback will help too. If you have any big clients who can vouch for you personally being the reason that your company kept their business, even better. The only risk there is that they may decide that you’re too valuable in your current role, but you can get ahead of that by pitching that you’ll be able to apply your success to bigger wins in a higher role and guide others to learn how to do what you’ve done. Worst case scenario, you don’t get that promotion but you still have it all compiled for interviews elsewhere. If you want to be at the level of that promotion, you should chase it whether it’s within the company or without! You got this!

    sagrotan , to memes in IAMA AMA Tech AMA
    @sagrotan@lemmy.world avatar

    I once made a deadplug, I was kinda distracted and ended up with a cable with two male plugs. Hangs on my shop wall as memento for “focus on what you’re doing” or something.

    MajorMajormajormajor ,

    Reminds me of this.

    Sludgeyy ,

    It’s a suicide cord. Works great for generators

    BmeBenji , to games in 8 Years later my Steam Link is still getting regular updates

    Maybe the Steam Link and Controller weren’t as popular as Valve hoped they would be, but damn everyone who still has them seems to love them. Maybe I’m biased because I still have my controller and love it, and I gave away my Steam link because my Deck can do that too, but my friend who received the link is loving it.

    MaxVoltage ,
    @MaxVoltage@lemmy.world avatar

    Bruh steam controller goes for 200$ idk what you talking bout

    olympicyes ,

    Valve was selling their controllers for $5 to blow out the stock (one per account).

    ETA: theverge.com/…/valve-steam-controller-discontinue…

    MaxVoltage ,
    @MaxVoltage@lemmy.world avatar

    but today is 2024 my good sir

    Carighan ,
    @Carighan@lemmy.world avatar

    So a good year to use a static avatar and a readable user name is what you’re saying?

    MaxVoltage ,
    @MaxVoltage@lemmy.world avatar

    100$ pay pal and you can choose my font and image

    ComradeKhoumrag ,
    @ComradeKhoumrag@infosec.pub avatar

    It’s technically a collectors item now

    BmeBenji ,

    I’m talking about how Valve dumped them for $5 a piece because they clearly weren’t selling enough.

    Carighan ,
    @Carighan@lemmy.world avatar

    The Steam Controller is one of the best pieces of hardware I ever bought. There’s something incredibly chill about playing strategy games not originally meant for controller on the couch. I also genuinely like fiddling with cool setups and radial menus for it.

    paddirn ,

    I never really liked the Steam Controller when it first came out. My Dad was actually the one that had gotten them and even he seemed to have set them aside after awhile, as they just collected dust for ages after that. I picked them up from him a few years back and I’ve started using them with my Steam Deck and they’re actually pretty nice, I get it now, though I kind of wish they still had analog sticks. They still work fine though after all these years, while every set of Xbox-style controllers I keep getting for my kids last for maybe 6 months before they’re useless.

    scottmeme ,

    I loved my stream controller so much I recently bought a second on eBay

    BeefPiano , to lemmyshitpost in Why is she making KD at 1:30 am?

    OP, is everything ok at home?

    Maddie , to memes in Do yourself a favor
    @Maddie@sh.itjust.works avatar

    Shut your whore mouth!

    Peafield , to memes in That's some good shit

    Here is an interesting fact: Bananas are naturally radioactive. They contain potassium, and a tiny fraction of that potassium is actually the radioactive isotope potassium-40. This has even led to the creation of the “banana equivalent dose,” a playful unit of radiation exposure!

    ignotum ,

    This was an interesting and humorous little factoid, thank you for sharing this with us

    paddirn ,

    XKCD created this handy Radiation Dose Chart that shows the radiation exposure you get from bananas as compared to other sources of radiation, to put it in perspective. Luckily, I’ll never get radiation from sleeping next to someone else.

    VikingHippie ,

    So what Randall saying is that eating a banana is the equivalent of a threesome? Never knew bananas were so SPICY

    VikingHippie , (edited )

    Another fun banana fact: banana equivalent dose is also the threshold at which a beer is allowed to be classified as non-alcoholic in spite of not technically being completely devoid of alcohol.

    The (quite reasonable) compromise being that any content below the 0.5% some bananas contain metabolizes so quickly that it’s literally impossible to get drunk on it and furthermore too dilute for even the severely allergic and people on medicine with adverse interactions to feel any ill effects.

    TheCheddarCheese ,
    @TheCheddarCheese@lemmy.world avatar

    get the potassium

    TimeSquirrel ,
    @TimeSquirrel@kbin.social avatar

    Kazakhstan, greatest country in the world, is No. 1 exporter of potassium.

    Bread ,

    I am sorry sir, but you have received a lethal dose of banana radiation poisoning. You have about 2 days to live and should start making arrangements.

    MrJameGumb , to memes in Focus
    @MrJameGumb@lemmy.world avatar

    OMG I had that exact same toy when I was 10! I got it from the gift shop at the museum lol

    Track_Shovel OP ,

    Now it is on display in the same museum

    MrJameGumb , (edited )
    @MrJameGumb@lemmy.world avatar

    To get the full effect they’ll need to display it next to a pack of astronaut ice cream and some super cool geode rocks

    TimeSquirrel ,
    @TimeSquirrel@kbin.social avatar

    "This is a sample of astronaut ice cream sold in our museum in 1987. Visit our gift shop to purchase your very own astronaut ice cream."

    xkillx ,

    even though i knew astronaut ice cream was bullshit, i was sad when i didn't get any but the others on the school trip did.

    Catoblepas ,

    If it helps, it was fucking disgusting.

    sour ,
    @sour@kbin.social avatar

    i like it ._.

    MrJameGumb ,
    @MrJameGumb@lemmy.world avatar

    I thought it was good at the time, but I haven’t tried it in like 30 years lol

    oatscoop ,

    Hey! It was served in space … once … in 1968.

    NakariLexfortaine ,

    They still make it! It looks even cheaper than it did in the 90s.

    HonoraryMancunian ,

    when I was 10!

    When you were 3,628,800?!

    SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

    Hahahahaha omg im dying thats the funniest shit ive seen since that science guy turned himself into a pickle brooooo

    loudWaterEnjoyer ,
    @loudWaterEnjoyer@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

    Look at me Morty, I’m a leg!!!

    MrJameGumb ,
    @MrJameGumb@lemmy.world avatar

    Yes, that’s exactly what I meant.

    variants , to memes in Uncanny Valley

    Or the biological need to be afraid of ourselves because if I saw a human standing in my backyard in the shadows I would be as scared as if it were an alien, humans aren’t a joke when they want to kill or maim and humans love to kill or maim if they need something you have

    OldManBOMBIN ,

    My brother accidentally cut his foot open with an axe about an hour ago. That’s how much humans love to maim. We do it idly as we work.

    AnarchistArtificer ,

    Yup. We’re least safe when we most think we’re safe. Architects of self fulfilling prophecies

    OldManBOMBIN ,

    I’m an engineer actually

    AnarchistArtificer ,

    That’s a hilarious reply, and I can’t think of a witty response to match it

    OldManBOMBIN ,

    Yeah that sounds like an architect XD

    AnarchistArtificer ,

    Fuckin’ savage.

    OldManBOMBIN ,

    Love you

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